#dethkok

[writersmilex]

hey bb! may i request drunk! reader x drunk! pickles? a sprinkle of trauma bonding (mommy issues) and a sprinkle of fluff and understanding would mean the whole world to me :3

Hammered Slander

Pickles The Drummer X Fem Reader

Summary: (Y/n) and Pickles decide to go out together and just get drunk and complain about mothers, as you do.

Note: Hi Stranger! I never experienced mommy issues in any way, I’m not sure what having mommy issues feels like, to be honest, so the mother is just nagging basically... I think.

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It’s a regular event between (Y/n) and Pickles, from the very first day they met. It’s easy to make friends when drunk, and apparently, Pickles and (Y/n) got along so well that they woke up hangover together. It’s ironic that (Y/n) can still remember it. It’s okay if Pickles doesn’t.

20-year-old (Y/n) woke up in Pickles’ motel room on the floor, he was awake but hallucinating in the bed. And… The rest is history.

~~~~ Years later, Dethklok is the most dominant band on the planet. Hanging out with her friends is rather difficult these days, and she cherishes every moment she can whenever. What’s even rarer is hanging out with her closest friend: Pickles. Just the two of them, she would have really liked to have spent time with him by now. And while phoning Pickles as the band is on tour, (Y/n) finally decides to just ask him! “Toki really can hold his liquor when he gets really drunk, it’s probably the saddest thing I’ve ever seen, yo.” Pickles cackles from the other side of the line, causing (Y/n) to laugh as she hears Toki complain in the background. “Anyway enough about me, how are you doing?” There is a lot of commotion on the Drummer’s side, which is most likely the band in the background. “I’m fine. It's kind of quiet with you guys not around. But I’ll manage.” Which is the truth. (Y/n) has been staying at Mordhaus to keep things a little in check for the band. The castle-like structure really is very quiet with them around. “Kinda miss you guys…” She admits shyly. “Aww… (Y/n). Hey Fellas! (Y/n) misses us!” She can hear Pickles announce to the room loudly. (Y/n) can’t hear the reactions very well, but she can hear Toki shout. “Ams misses yous too, (Y/n)!” in the distance. Toki’s antics never fail to make (Y/n) smile. “Hey, Pickles. We can go for a drink and catch up when you’re back. Just the two of us? Like old time.” (Y/n) feels slightly bashful while asking, much to her relief, the Drummer chuckles. “Sure we can!” He replies with glee.

~~~~ Back from the tour and was well-rested once again. (Y/n) and Pickles have finally decided to go out together for drinks. Pickles had always found it interesting, how the atmosphere completely changes when it’s just him and (Y/n) together without his bandmates and friends. More surprisingly, this atmosphere has never changed in all the years he has been friends with her. And he likes it that way. He could tell this was gonna be a drunk night, as he saw (Y/n) already downing her drinks quickly. Surely something must be on her mind. He doesn’t think about it much as he gets drunker as well, the two friends swaying on their barstool and partly leaning on each other to maintain some balance. Giggling the night away.

“Alright, alright, alright! Listen, listen, listen.” (Y/n) giggles and puts down her whiskey glass, already getting pretty hammered after her fourth glass, switching from plain beer to win to spice her drunkenness. Pickles responds with his own laughs, being unable to keep his head up straight and repeatedly as if his neck is giving into the weight of his head. “I had another call from my mom recently, you know?” (Y/n) shakes the whiskey glass she is holding, hoping it will magically refill again. Pickles snorts, “Yeah?” He gestures for her to resume. “I haven’t spoken to her in years, since she ruined my brother’s wedding. She was literally asking if I had a boyfriend yet!” (Y/n) raises her voice, announcing to the whole bar her story. It’s getting late so the bar is quite empty. Not to mention that the remaining people are doing their best to ignore the two very loud and very drunk people at the bar. The poor bartender is cursed to serve the other people there. He cut those two off an hour ago.

“Typically mum, always butting in my personal life! Because she doesn’t have one!” (Y/n) laughs loudly at her own witty remark. Pickles follows suit with her, the commotion in the nearly empty bar to get more obnoxious on their end. It causes a group of three people to leave money on their table and leave the building altogether.

The Bartender is trying to focus while going down his resupply list and partly keeping an eye on the drunk people who are half a meter away from him. Just to make sure they don’t break anything. Even if it’s the drummer of the greatest Metal band on earth slouching at his bar.

“I swear that woman can’t let go of us! Me and My brother and I.” (Y/n) slurs, tracing the rim of the glass with her finger, it doesn’t make that pretty sound that wine glasses usually make. “I remember when she blamed her divorce on us… That woman is crazy and Dad couldn’t take it anymore, I wish he had taken us with him.” her gaze turns solemn, despite it being years ago, it still hurts. Those hurtful words that her mother said to her in the heat of the moment, if only her mother had apologized for that, their relationship might have been better today.

“duuuude,” The drummer leans completely on (Y/n)’s arm, clutching a bottle of a famous whiskey brand in his hand. His legs are bouncing against the foot of the stool, a subconscious habit. “Be glad that your mom even acknowledges your existence!” Pickles argues, “I am the drummer of the very best baaand in the fucking wooorld yo!!! Not e-even thaaaat, Not even that impreeesses her!” He slurs and slams his hands flat on the bar, which causes the bartender to flinch at the noise. He about had it with these guests. If one more thing happens he is going to kick them out for the night so he can close the bar.

“It’s aaaalways about Sssseth. Fucking asshooole! He ruinzzzz everythinggg he touches!” Leaning forward he rubs his face in his hands, “Women…” He grumbles in his palms. If (Y/n) was sober, she would have thought twice about what he just said. But right now she couldn’t agree more. “Fuckinnnnng bitch, just wants mmmmy money.” He complains quietly. (Y/n) already knew that Pickles’ family was practically leaching off him. She had noticed that already. At first, she expected all of Dethklok's families to be begging for the band’s money. Later she realized that the family dynamics of Dethklok is rather abnormal for the most part. “Well? That Birth-giver o’ mine is a real piece of work. And you haven’t met her yet.” (Y/n) pipes in with more stories of her mother. “And I don’t want you… That when you meet her… That you don’t, okay?” She mumbles with a hint of confusion, almost like she doesn’t even know what she is talking about. “I swear, me and my… I mean me and my brother and I. We were just accessories to her, seriously! Dad too, probably!” When she slams her glass on the table, causing one empty bottle to topple over, that’s when the bartender had it.

“Alright, you two need to leave my bar this instant!” The bartender had enough, slammed his notes on the counter and called the bouncer over to give him a hand. ~~~~ The bounce pushed (Y/n) and Pickles outside roughly. (Y/n) was able to keep her balance however, Pickles stumbled and tripped onto his knees. “Just go home!” The bouncer waves the two drunk people off and goes back inside.

(Y/n) dusts off her knees and stands up, swaying in her stance and looking at the entrance of the bar, “How rude…” She grumbles and looks over to the Drummer and grabs him by the arm to get him to stand up. She wastes little time and goes to walk in the direction that she believes is the right direction.

“Wheeere arrre we going???" Pickles sounds more confused than ever, looking around the now dark streets quizzically. “We are, We’re going home I think?” (Y/n) giggles quietly. Too drunk to even realize where she is taking Pickles to. The two friends will discover later the next day while nursing a hangover. ~~~~ Waking up with a pounding headache has become a regular thing lately. (Y/n) is having a hard time opening her eyes, and when she does she is greeted with the floor of some castle-like bedroom, the floor is covered in both rubbish and clothes. This scene makes (Y/n) feel nostalgic. Somewhere she has seen this before. Of course! How could she forget? “Had a good sleep?” Comes the voice of Pickles. Looking up, (Y/n) finds the man in question sitting up in bed. It is nearly just like when she first met him, and she could not help but smile at him. ________________________________

I haven’t taken requests in years, I actually have quite a strict rule list when it comes to requests. But I’ll let this one slide. 

Thanks for reading, - Smilex

#x reader #reader insert #imagines #metalocalypse x reader #metalocalypse #metalocalypse imagines #dethklok imagines #pickles the drummer #pickles the drummer x reader #dethkok

[toomuchbloodinmyalcoholsystem]

You know, metalocalypse is wildly inconsistent with what the boys are capable of in a culinary sense. Sometimes they can't do a damn thing for themselves: Skwisgaar tries to make coffee with a goddamn toaster in episode one and none of them really know how to shop for groceries either; they're virtually helpless without a personal chef. Toki references burning Lunchables in the microwave in Dethrelease/Black Fire Upon Us as if that's a thing that happens regularly.

Other times they're fairly capable; Nathan knows how to use a microwave just fine in Fatherklok, and Toki makes chicken tenders for everyone, complete with greens for garnish and little country flags (so cute) in Diverityklok. Murderface claims in one episode (I can't for the life of me remember which one) that he makes sandwiches for everyone, apparently regularly. Skwisgaar makes sandwiches for everyone when they're on the Dethboat in Dethcarraldo.

Hell, in P.R. Pickles, Murderface references Pickles' "chocolate coconut macaroons" (although he also claims Pickles 'can't bake', implying they're awful, but I'd still say that's more than the others can do).

I just find it interesting. And possibly alarming that I can recall all that off the top of my head.

#thoughts #metalocalypse #dethklok #I did not just type in 'dethkok' oml #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #william murderface #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #my thoughts

[iscream-dot-com]

why is it so hard to draw on roblox paint helppp

#skwisgaar skwigelf #pen draws #mtl #metalocalypse #dethklok #more like dethKOK #my art

[shadyhouse]

the fact that this movie is about dethklok needing to write the perfect song when in-canon they are notorious for not agreeing with each other at all on their music and deleting whole albums and taking absolutely forever to make even one single note on a song because they butt heads so much, thus making them need to put aside their differences because the fate of the world depends on them writing ONE PERFECT SONG, which of course means that this could go either way........ i am on the edge of my seat rn i am Vibrating this is the most perfect concept of a finale they couldve ever made..........

#mtl #i cannot contain myself rn my inner teenage metalhead dethkok fanatic is SCREAMING rn

[cladestruction]

another Enif headcanon:

when she first met dethklok she was Incredibly nervous/anxious and that made her 100x more awkward than usual. she calls a meeting that's already going terribly and she's reading a paper to dethklok. she's stuttering a little but the worst part is that she messes up inexplicably and reads the band name as "dethkok". the guys laugh so much that they get teary eyed and Pickles almost dies in a coughing fit. this helps ease the mood (which is great bc the meeting had been painfully awkward) but Enif is pissed bc she really wants to be taken seriously and this is her FIRST DAY. eventually they do learn to take her seriously and everyone wins but the guys tease her about it for months and she hates it.

#enif cordero #it's weird bc she's good at managing her awkwardness #normally she's only weird when she's not in professional situations #but something about meeting dethklok for the first time really had her fighting for her life lmao #mtl oc #metalocalypse oc

[stevensbf]

dethkok

THE COCK OF DEATH

[orcnumber1]

So I'm gonna be making tiktok slides for all the guys. I'll probably do all the characters if I can. I did Pickles first of course and I'm making a Nathan one as we speak.

Any non Dethklok related songs you think would go well with a character tiktok? Doesn't matter the genre, I just want these to be fun.

#metalocalypse #dethkok #pickles the drummer #mtl tiktok #also if anyone wants to be nice and follow me there even though my tiktoks suck but i am trying to have more confidence so yeah 🥺👉👈

[tittyfish]

Kloktober, Day 9: crossover or your fave AU

Dethkok/Fable! I Was going to do an AU but..

so have some concept sketches instead! If I take this any further than what I’ve thought of while working on these... they may get some tweaks lol

#metalocalypse #kloktober #nathan explosion #skwisgaar skwigelf #william murderface #pickles the drummer #toki wartooth #hero!dethklok??? yes #nate doesn't.. really Like fighting but lmao #would be more strength based tho #skwisgaar WOULD be a will user but does NOT want will lines.. so is skill/strength #murderface is also skill/strength. really likes guns #pickles is a Will user and before they banded together was probs a recognized hero anyways #toki's.. a good mix of everything. hasn't learned enough spells to get will lines bc hes Lazy but equally good at everythin #anyways yeah wasn't gonna go with crossover but got hit by another fable bug and played a bit... so fable crossover it is?? #i guess it could be an AU technically #either way im good today #sorry for being so dead... just made my desk more comfy to draw at :)

[dynamesvirtue]

2, 17, 81 and 97 for Bailee, please! (This is Gointothevvater's main! 💖)

(OHH why Hello there ewe) 

2. What are their favorite Possessions and why? 

She has this old stuff Hippo that’s missing an eye that she kept since Childhood. Bailee doesn’t talk to her family but it was the one thing that always gave her comfort when growing up. Also her dog Nana. 

17. Do they show a lot of affection, or they pretty reserved? 

I feel like Bailee is in the middle? Like she can show a lot of affection, but its mainly throw deeds or material needs. If its in the right moment she can be very lovey dovey. But for the most part its pretty reserved.

81. What’s something they are really proud of? 

gettingtodateandbangmagnushammersmith Truthfully tho is probably her career as a Dethkok reporter. Not only can she get close to the band and make tons more money Magnus could ever make, but she also is a bigger part of the “story” as she plays a part in the prophecy. Also secretly working for Salacia has its perks I guess. 

97. What do they keep in their bag? 

A mini make up back, a taser, one wallet for cards (with a hot topic credit card), another for cash and change, pepper spray, specifically a Rouge Volupté lip balm from YSL, a Hershey bar that’s partially eaten, a KIND bar that hasn’t been open, and  polaroid of Magnus and Nana. And her purse is a Dethklok loungefly. 

Come on Loungefly!! Make it a thing!!! 

#rose answers #bailee slyfoot #metalocalypse #dethklok #dethklok oc #metalocalypse oc

[writersmilex]

Anon from Dethklok request here.

Why not a house that looks like an attraction but they end up discovering it is actually haunted? If not, just the attraction is fine xD

Hello Anon! here is the Dethklok thing you asked for, right on time. (Or at least in my time-zone on time...) Halloween Special 🎃 Dethklok x reader

Summary : Dethklok goes to a haunted house. What could possibly go wrong?

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"It's the halloween month!" (Y/n) cheers happily. Flailing around a flyer that they found on the street about some haunted house attraction.  "*Riff* yeah!! Halloween *Riff*es!!" Murderface exclaims, throwing a bottle of Jack at the brick wall.  (Y/n) roars and screams along with the bassist.

As the two cheer int he background, Nathan grumbles and turns to Skwisgaar.  "what the *Riff* are those two on about." He asks.  The guitarist groans, crossing his arms.  " pfft, Some lames Americans holidays..." He complains out loud. Pickles gives the guitarist a shifty eye. "Oh come on Skwisgaar. Halloween is the best holiday! Like, Treat or treatin' ... Drinking, partying... more drinking. Steal candy from kids... and drinking!" He lists, counting on his fingers. Skwisgaar groans in disinterest.

"yo, guys check this out!" (Y/n) jumps in, pushing the flyer in the singer's face with excitement.     "what, what is it?" Nathan pulls the paper away from his face to take a good like at it.  He then reads the text on the flyer out loud.  "Haunted house attraction... Halloween entertainment of the year... Open from 27th October to 2nd November." He reads.  (Y/n) squeals with joy. "You should go there! There is no better way as an adult than celebrate Halloween by a haunted house!" They jump around, unable to control their excitement.  Pickles looks intrigued.  "Haunted house eh? Sounds like a dru-uh fun Halloween." He corrects himself.  "I know right? We should totally go there, all together!" (Y/n)'s beams with happiness.

"whats all this abouts?" Toki wonders out loud as he enters the room. "Toki!" (Y/n) exclaims and grabs the guitarist by his shirt, shaking him. "It's the Halloween month Toki! We're gonna go to a haunted house attraction!" (Y/n) screams to his face while they still shake him roughly. "we?" Skwisgaar questions, one eyebrow raised, eyeing (Y/n) with a look of annoyance. "Eeeee, stops shakings me!" Toki whines. (Y/n) listens and let's go, the guitarist taking some steps back to regain some balance.

"What the *Riff* are we waiting for? Let's *Riff*ing go tonight." Murderface roars, just as excited about the attraction as (Y/n) is. (Y/n) agrees with Murderface' suggestion with an excited nod.  Toki finally seems to understand what i going on. His eyes lighten up, "oh wowie, a horrors house? I wants to go theres!" Toki beams. "Hell yeah! Me too!" Pickles joins in. The group who wants to go all look at Nathan and Skwisgaar. "That's four against two, losers." The drummer says with a smug look.

Nathan and Skwisgaar glance at each other for a second, then back at the group and sigh in defeat. "Fine... we're coming" Nathan groans and joins the group, Skwisgaar joins in without saying anything. Toki, (Y/n), Murderface and Pickles all cheer in joy.

~~(cue intro, or something)~~

The group of metal-heads stand before an eerie sight. A abandoned mansion on top of a hill. Rather being decorated with all Halloween trinkets, it's dark and broken down, visible rotting wood and broken windows. Thunder bellows through the clouded sky. It's quite a scene to behold. "This is it!" (Y/n) exclaims, holding onto the flyer to reread the address. "You sure?" Pickles questions, looking on at the building with a weary look.  (Y/n) confirms with a frantic nod, then they walk the overgrown path towards the rusted gate entrance.  "help me with this." They request as they attempt to open the large gate, a few of the band-members join in to open the gate.  The gate is very stubborn, op reluctantly opens with an ear-piercing screech. The group enters the property.  The moment they're all inside, the gate slowly closes by itself. But the only one who seems to notice that is Toki. A shiver goes up the guitarist's spine, that's a good trick. He turns back to the group seeing that they're far ahead, he jogs up an rejoins the others.  Dead leafs and stick break under the group's feet as they walk up the hill.  "Where's everybody else?" Pickles questions as he looks onto the field. a mist bank hangs over the tall grass in the distance. Skwisgaar looks over the field on the other side of the path, and sees a worn down scarecrow. The lead-guitarist gulps at the sight, that one got him good.  The group gathers before the two large doors on the stone steps of the mansion.  Nathan and (Y/n) open the two doors to enter the main building of this large and scary place.  Just like the front gate, the ebony door open with a large creak.  "Party hard..." Pickles comments at the interior of the house, before taking a swig of his flask. The main building looks just as horrid as the outside. Old, broken and really abandoned. Worn curtains of a window waves them an ice cold welcome as the wind blows freely inside.  "Oh, but this is so much betters than your birthdays partys Pickle" Skwisgaar says savagely as the group walks in. Pickles doesn't seem to like that comment very much, glaring at the lead-guitarist.  (Y/n) believes that this building was probably beautiful back in the day. Looking at the large painting on the second tier of the large stair way that splits in two.  A painting of a beautiful woman in extravagant clothing and jewels. (Y/n) assumes that, that's the lady of the house, the mother of this wealthy family that used to reside here.  (Y/n) could have sworn that they saw a figure slide over the indoor balcony that the stairway leads to, or perhaps it was a trick of the dark?  "Maybe we schould schplit up, and look around." Murderface suggest. Toki let's out an amused laugh. "Greats idea Murderface, always works in horrors movies." He jokes, but seems to agree with the idea either way.  "we're a group of six people so... Me and Toki will look in the east wing, Pickles and Murderface check the main building. (Y/n) and Skwisgaar explore the west wing." Nathan commands. Everyone seems to agree with the idea at hand, and the group splits up and goes separate ways.  ~~~~ "Holy *Riff* it's the kitchen!" Pickles exclaims as he and Murderface look on the old and vintage kitchen.  "that means there has to be a wine cellar nearby." He beams.  "Where are the actorsch, where are the schcarechs?" Murderface asks while looking around the Victorian styled kitchen,  One of the pans hanging above one of the many stoves is swinging slightly.  A cold breeze brushes past the drummer, who shivers and holds his own arms to keep himself a bit warmer.  "brr, kinda freezing here ey?" Pickles shivers. It's silent and doesn't get a response as he expected.  "Murderface?" He calls and turns to the bassist in question. Murderface stands there staring at something, his face has lost all color. Pickles follows the other man's gaze and stares wide-eyed.  At the other side of the room stands a figure of a man. Or what looks like a man, or what's left of a man after being burned alive.  Horrific scars and missing body-parts, one gaping eye frozen in

a silent plea for help.  "What the *Riff* is that..." Pickles' voice quivers slightly.  The burned man raised his arm, broken skin and bones creaking at the movement. "INTRUDER!" The burned man bellows and gasps in pain.  Both Pickles and Murderdolls race out of the kitchen as fast as they could. The burned man doesn't give chase, merely evaporates into thin air.  Pickles and Murderface laughs as they stand in the hall. "That wasch a good one!" the bassist roars with laughter.  "You should have seen your face!" Pickles laughs at Murderface.  ~~~~ The webs are only building up, as if they're getting closer to the source. "Oh geez, so many webs." Toki complains, dodging an incoming spiderweb. Nathan merely waves the silk strings out of the way carelessly.  "Look at that." Nathan pointing at two door that seem to lead to a large ball room.  "Let's check it out." The singer doesn't wait for an answer from the guitarist and walks into the large room.  "waits for me!" Toki hurries after Nathan.  The large party room almost seems to be solely decorated with spiderwebs. One chandelier is broken down on the tiled floor. A dusty piano on the furthest corner from the two men.  "Echo." Toki exclaims, getting a respond from his own echoing voice.  "This could bring a new song called... Spider room.... Or spider waltz, cause ballroom and stuff." Nathan thinks out loud as he looks around the web covered ballroom.  Toki toys with his won fingers while inspecting the piano, the piano is just like everything else. Broken and worn.  "We haven't seen and flashing lights yet, like they have in haunted houses." The singer picks at the webs on the chandelier that's on the floor.  Something falls on Toki's shoulder. "huh?" He turns his head to see what has fallen on him. It looks like dark green goo. The guitarist looks up to find where this goo comes from.  And right above him... a unnatural large spider hangs over Toki. Green saliva dripping from it's claw-like fangs.  Toki pales, frozen in fear at the giant creature.  "Toki, come here." Nathan get's the other man's attention, waving him over back to the exit of the ballroom that has become the domain of the spider.  Without thinking, Toki rushes over to his band-mate. Just before the spider could catch it's next meal for tonight. The two men leave the ballroom.  "Phew... That one got me." Nathan admits as the two walk through the hall. Toki doesn't respond, he's in shock.  ~~~~ Skwisgaar and (Y/n) walk through the hall of the mansion's west wing. This wing seems to be where all the bedrooms are of whoever lived here before it got abandoned like this.  "This must be the bedrooms, i think." (Y/n) says while they look through one of the room that obviously has a bed in it.  "Oh, Thats explains the beds." Skwisgaar responds sarcastically. He is not having fun at all, and feels forced to come with.  (Y/n) gives the lead-guitarist a look, "Oh come on grumpy-pants, it ain't so bad." They nudge his arm with their own elbow jokingly.  Skwisgaar stops at an open door of a master bed-room. "Then explains that." He says and points into the room.  (Y/n) follows the lead-guitarist's finger, pointing to a room that's surprisingly a whole lot cleaner that the rest of this, which attracts (Y/n)'s interest at best.  "whoa." They gasp as they enter the almost pristine room, aside from the layers upon layers of dust on every surface. "Reminds me of the Ed Gein case i read some time ago." (Y/n) comments, running their finger over the desk, collecting the dust on their finger, turning it black.  "that too?" Skwisgaar remarks, (Y/n) turns around to see what he is referring to. And sees that the sheets of the queen-sized bed are caked with old blood. "wow, they have done a really good job setting this up!" (Y/n) gapes at the stains.  "Leave..."  "Dids you say somethings?" Skwisgaar questions. (Y/n) shakes their head, "That, wasn't me." They defend themselves.  The two turn around to look at the other side of the master bed-room.  There, flies a ghastly version of the woman that (Y/n) saw in the

painting. No eyes, a sword stuck in the woman's torso.  "LEAVE!!" The woman's voice screeches like nail on a chalkboard.  (Y/n) gasps, snatches Skwisgaar's arm and makes a run for it. The ghost woman screams like a banshee and flies after the two.  Both Skwisgaar and (Y/n) scream in fear as they run down the main building.  All while screaming, (Y/n) and the band reunite in the main building and all collectively flee the mansion together while being chased by the lady of the house.  The whole group runs down the hill, (Y/n) almost trips but they all make it to the gate and flee the property completely.  The lady of the house spits on the stone steps out of spite.  "every *Riff*ing year" She complains, turning around and re-entering her mansion. The doors closing by themselves behind her.  ________________________________ God damnit, Fucking finally.  Happy halloween!

Thanks for reading.  - Shardonee

#dethklok x reader #dethklok imagines #dethkok #metalocalypse imagines #metalocalypse x reader #metalocalypse #halloween #Halloween special #x reader #imagines #nathan explosion #toki wartooth #pickles #skwisgaar skwigelf #william murderface

[ruffoverthinksthings]

What would be on the vks and aks playlist's ?

I am not a music person. A lot of these choices will be incredibly shallow and based off my own experiences, with a lot of them being highly stereotypical, so I won’t bother beyond the Rotten Four, and Jane.

Why Jane? Because I like Jane.

Mal

Punk Rock, Alternative Rock, Heavy Metal

Aside from being the music genre of choice for VK’s back on the Isle--there really wasn’t any instrument you could make or salvage that DIDN’T make an awful lot of racket--Mal finds that she rather likes the tendency for punk, alt, and metal bands in Auradon to stray away from the happy, sugary themes of most other bands and deal with darker topics. They still pine for lost loves, of course, but they’re willing to talk about feeling suicidal without them, graphically describing the pain in their hearts, and also unabashedly telling them that their life is actually SO MUCH better without them after some self-reflection.

She also likes that the metal bands have “the best album covers, ever.”

Example Music:

Panic! at the Disco - Emperor’s New Clothes

Dethkok - Murmaider

Fall Out Boy - The Phoenix

Evie

Pop, Electronic, House, and variations thereof

No surprises here: Evie is heavily a fan of pop music and other types of mainstream, mass appeal songs. Because she’s dated and been attracted to so many male musicians and band members back on the Isle--and discovered that without the appeal of being a musician, they rather suck as guys in general--boy bands and male fronted bands have lost their appeal. She tends to really enjoy female singers, especially those espousing feminist ideals and girl power, partly because she likes the fact that they’re the ones fronting bands and being more than eye candy, and partly from her newfound beliefs at the end of the first movie that she doesn’t need to abandon her intelligence or other parts of her personality to attract boys.

It will also help if they are “edgy,” challenging taboos, being unabashedly sexual and daring in spite of Auradon’s beliefs, and also being strong role models for girls in general.

Example Music:

Madonna  - Vogue

Tove Lo - Talking Body

Shakira - Hips Don’t Lie

Jay

Rap, Rock, Heavy Metal

Jay really, really, really enjoys “fight music,” anything that gets him pumped up and ready to train, play tourney, or do stupid, daring things as his “background music.” He’s not a very complex man, and will take most everything from rap, rock, metal, R&B, and sometimes even pop, though that last one tends to be mixed with other genres.

He will sometimes delve into operatic music for his “pump up” music, but that’s usually a consequence of music class than a conscious choice.

Examples:

Mick Gordon (feat. Omega Sparx) - I’m Back (to Rise)

Kanye West - Power

Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames

Carlos

Dubstep, Electronic, Various Soundtracks from Shows and Anime

A lot of Carlos interests will usually be songs from shows and movies he watches, a lot of instrumentals and epic orchestral music to memorable battle scenes. Outside of that, I can see him as a really big fan of electronic music and dubstep, mostly from a technical perspective in that he enjoys all of the equipment, the technology, and the thought that goes into making the bass drop just right.

Thanks to hanging out with Jay, he also probably has an appreciation for the same tastes as him, though he really enjoys anything with really fast drumming or bass so loud it thrums in your chest--it makes him feel small and puny, but in the good sense of the word.

Examples:

Tupperware Remix Party - Believe In Your Dreams

DeadMau5 - Raise Your Weapon

Kill la Kill - Don’t Lose Your Way

Jane

Rap, Punk, Heavy Metal

Much of Jane’s taste in music heavily resembles most of the other pop and sugar loving masses of Auradon, but all of this dramatically changes during a trip to Sherwood Forest where she discovers that its remote woods have unofficially become home to plenty of alternative lifestyles and people who just don’t quite fit in with the rest of Auradon, one of them being “gangsta rap” artists who make very, very, very controversial and provocative music about all of the unfairness that still goes on in Auradon, and after the arrival of the VK and they have some second-hand experience and some new artists who really did come from what is unmistakably the ghetto, they’ve been more controversial and popular than ever.

On the less serious and dark side, she also rather finds that she enjoys rap artists who get a kick out of being blatantly inappropriate and open about how horrible and irresponsible they are, in contrast to the rest of Auradon is trying its damndest to be polite and proper.

She also heavily enjoys music that is “angry, loud, and/or hurting” because she has a lot of pent-up anger and emotions inside of her, the inability to share them with anyone else, and she really enjoys that there’s music out there that feels the same way as she does.

She especially loves screamer bands, because that’s something she really wish she could do a lot of times, and to see anger turned into something beautiful and productive is really inspiring to her.

Example Music:

The Animal In Me - Toy Soldiers

Dethklok - Facefisted

Eminem - Without Me