last post complaining about genshin's writing for the month Anyway i think blorbofication happening in canon is the best way i could describe a lot of the problems i have with it ex. kaeya's relationship with diluc (or klee) is almost the only focus we get on him now, other than his brief appearance in the sumeru archon quest which was just saying his backstory basically with very little actual reaction or characterization on his part OR dainsleif's (also a problem i have in the albedo homunculus reveal in shadows amidst snowstorms). i haven't done his hangout because i. don't care enough to sit through an hour for each route with the quality of content hoyoverse puts out but looking at the ending options i feel like. they missed the opportunity to expand on things we already had for kaeya in favor of Oh he babysits klee! Oh albedo is here! Spend money to pull albedo!Venti cameo! What do you mean him and amber have a complicated dynamic. What do you mean he's apparently beloved by the elderly of mondstadt and the one who wraps up all the incidents there. What do you mean bennett trusts him as an omniscient big brother according to his official cn character profile. We made him talk to diluc again isn't that enough kaeya for you?
and it sucks because kaeya feels like a rubik's cube with an onion's layers and like one of their best character personalities in content where he's actually kaeya and not just diluc's brother who is sad and also pretty! we never see anything about his relationship with jean, who he is the Most Trusted Aide of, or mondstadt at large! because every day we get closer to fanon kaeya being canon kaeya and it's just. You can have canon kaeya and fanon kaeya will follow but if fanon kaeya is at the forefront you're just immediately losing all that depth and it's going nowhere
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BEST thing about jess and rory is that they're good at the friendship aspect and they're bad at the romantic aspect, but in reality these 2 concepts are sooooo unbearably intertwined for them so it's pretty cool to watch them be... human about it... you can't arrange this by genre it's not your CD collection!!! (i'd argue that you could never do that with CDs either yet it's sooooo HUMAN TO TRYYYYY and jess tries to do that with his CDs on the show. i know it wasn't a success :)
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The best genre: tired and pathetic mc with an harem of powerful beings. It's just the best, I fall for it every time.
MC, a pathetic mess who drinks four red bulls a day just to feel anything: *breathes*
The all powerful beings who could destroy the universe with a sneeze: 💍 💍 💍
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uncle nina, jw, why DOES ravenstan smell like cinnamon and stuff? also i'm not complaining
KHDLKSDSHDSLSD...i've been putting this one off bc...
*cracks knuckles and sighs*
so want to say that ravenstan smells like cinnamon sugar and spiced apple cider and fireball and autumn because of very beautiful metaphorical shit that ties directly into the story and is very touching and emotional and poigonant and gripping...however...
it's just because when he gets too lazy to REGULARLY SHOWER in between shows he just DOUSES HIMSELF IN THE APPLE CINNAMON GLADE SCENTED AIR FRESHNER and calls it a day.
OHHHHh MY GSIHSHDGOOOOD!!!! i'm so embarrassed, i'm so sorry. management was like ravenstan you have a concert did you shower? and he was like UhhUhhUhuhhHhhh *douses himself w/ the SAME apple cinnamon glade room freshener that he also uses to SPRAY HIS ROOM W/ WHEN ITS BIOHAZARD DISGUSTING* all done! <3 :)
HEEEEEELLLPPP!!!!!! and everyone is like wow you smell So Good and he's like thank you it's my cologne...its very expensive and foreign its called...um...~Gladé~ ( pls note ravenstan trying to speak french when he's used to spanish is rly funny, kyle makes fun of him 25/8 )
everyone on twitter is like wow i just met raven of crimson dawn and he smells like a beautiful chai tea latte, the most sinfully delicious glass of horchata i've ever had, a beautiful warm apple fritter, one of those big candied apples you get at the fair, or a caramel one, like a shot of fireball, a wood burning stove, freshly baked cinnamon rolls,
aND ITS JUST THE FUCKING APPLE CINNAMON GLADE AIR FRESHNER AND ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE HE GOT TOO LAZY TO FIND A STICK OF DEODERANT!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE U RAVEN
*sonrisa/sharon w/ the chancla vc* cOCHINO!!!
this does ruin kyle's life btw, like imagine you think you like a guy who smells really really good and you think he smells extra good and like all the things you like because you Like him...when in reality he smells that good to you because beneath the enchanting mouthwatering aroma of beautiful cinnamon apple goodness...is the stupid fucking idiot boy spraying himself with a $1.47 autumnal room spray...and it's his dirty nasty, dumbass bisexual disaster boy pheromones ur actually attracted to & not the cool, mysterious rockstar ones...smh.
i do think he thinks it smells nice tho <3 and it does!!!! never change baby! i mean!! maybe your clothes!!! how many days has it been now?
-uncle nina, beautiful but disgusting boy fail mother
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