Brian: *looks at Dom while pointing his finger at him* Are you my cousin? *Hic*
Dom: *Trying to get Brian to their bedroom up the staircase while being Pissed af* I'm yo' husband!
Brian: You my *hic* husband? *hic*
Also Brian: *Turns to an equally drunk Roman following behind with Lil nobody trying to hold him uptight and slowly trying to process everything* He my husband cuz' *hic*
Relationship: Brian/Dom
Rating: M
Word Count: 3.5k
Additional Tags: Canon Divergence, Because Brian/Dom Are Together, All The Rest Of Canon Is The Same Pretty Much, Established Relationship, Fluff and Humor, Sexual Humor, Sexual Dialogue, Fade to Black, Under-Negotiated Kink, Light Bondage, Breathplay, Hair-Pulling, Bi4Bi Vanilla4Vanilla Idiot4Idiot Couple Attempts To Spice Things Up, 5 Times
Out of nowhere, something wicked and sort of stupid takes the wheel for a moment and Brian is suddenly sliding his foot over Dom’s leg, trying to wiggle it into the space between his thighs. “It doesn’t have to be that, it can be anything,” he says, letting his voice drop suggestively.
Before the line can even fully land, Dom grabs gruffly at Brian’s ankle and halts his movements with an iron grip. “Touch me with anything but your hand right now and I’m gonna flip you off of this couch.”
Sighing, Brian relents for now, going boneless and vulnerable so Dom won’t feel the need to follow through on the threat. It’s not that he’s opposed to a little date night wrestling match – Brian will throw hands with anyone if he’s in the right mood – but Dom's twitches have morphed into all-out spasms and Brian doesn’t actually want to see him explode. Because he, like, loves him or whatever.
“Fine,” he says, “we’ll think of something.”
Or: 5 failed attempts at kink and 1 that might just work.
Dom: "so you got big plans with my sister tonight? You better not break her heart"
Also dom: immediately takes brian to see the car that killed his father and pours his heart out
Brian: "I'm not gonna break her heart"
Also brian: spends the entire date asking about dom and his crew
Mia: lets brian buy her dinner and then spends the night drag racing. Also keeps him busy and out of the garage so he won't notice that dom and the crew are out heisting all night
*shows up 4 months late with a fic for an entirely different fandom* whats up guys here's my love letter to fast and furious i think dom and brian should have fucked