#incorrect fast and furious

[2-gay-2-furious]

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[dombrianoteretto]

Vince: I think I've finally decided to stop drinking for good.

Dom: Oh? Good.

Mia: We thought we'd have to have an intervention.

Letty: Good choice, V. We were all getting a bit worried about your-

Vince: I'm just gonna start drinking for bad!

Leon: Bro-

Jesse: That's alcoholism, dude.

Brian: My dad had that! Not fun. 10/10 would not recommend.

Everyone else: 😟

Dom: Baby, I-

Vince: Buster... I usually wanna fight you, but... Are you actually, like, okay?

Brian: Don't you try and flip this intervention on me you alcoholic.

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[sepiawizarddetective]

Brian: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Dom!

Dom: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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[crybabycunt]

Kate: So, what's it going to be, Yelena? You want to partner up? Yelena: I'm in. Kate: Yes! I knew you would! Yelena: Do you remember what I told you in Budapest? Kate: "Just this once?" Yelena: No. The other thing. Kate: "Stop watching me sleep." Yelena: I said, "We are not..." Kate: Best friends. Yelena: "Friends at all. And to watch your..." Kate: Wash your back. Yeah. I remember. Yelena: "Watch your back." Kate: Yeah, yeah, I'll watch your back. Yelena: Not mine!... I'm having second thoughts on partnering up... third ones, even.

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[xgoddessoffandomsx]

Letty: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Dom: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Letty: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Dom: But I heard a siren. Mia: That was Brian. Brian: Sorry, I got nervous.

#fast and furious incorrect quotes #letty ortiz #dominic toretto #mia toretto #brian o'conner #brian o'conner x dom toretto

[incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes]

Raph: Hey Mikey. Better hide your baby oil. Pfft I'm just playing.

Mikey: You better hide that big ass forehead.

Donnie: *spits out his coffee and laughs*

Leo: *gasps in mom*

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[drarreckyninja]

Brian: takes off his shirt Dom: Oh my god... This man has nipples?

#incorrect quotes #fast and the furious #brian x dom #dombrian #dom/brian

[foxymc]

Imagine after coming back from the moon, Della expects technology to be more advanced like what you see in movies. Just imagine Della and Donald driving in a car and then this happens (yes, this is from The Office)

Della: Does this thing have turbo? nitrous? Hit the NOS!

Donald: NOS? You mean like in Fast and Furious?

Della: Yeah

Donald: Oh yeah, I definitely have that

Della: Hit the NOS!

Donald: Brace yourself. 3...2...1 HERE WE GO! *continues driving car at exact same speed*

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[englishboylover]

nathalie emmanuel as ramsey in fast and furious franchise is dorcas meadowes in art heist, baby! and it's your problem if you don't agree.

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[incorrect-cod-zombies-quotes]

Richtofen: Hey Dempsey! Better hide your baby oil! Pfft! I'm just kidding.

Dempsey: You better hide that big ass forehead!

Nikolai: *spits out his vodka and laughs*

Takeo: *facepalm* That was funny, but wtf.

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[omnivorousshipper]

Mr. Nobody interviewing Owen: it says here, on your resume, that you're creative?

Owen: yes

Mr. Nobody: can I ask what you create?

Owen: problems

#owen shaw #mr nobody #fast & furious #fast and furious incorrect quotes

[2-gay-2-furious]

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[dombrianoteretto]

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[ladyphlogiston]

DM: Your gun ran out of bullets during the last combat round.

Artificer: Nuh-uh, it has a Mag of Holding

#dnd quotes #dnd memes #incorrect dnd classes #This one didn't actually happen during play #It is inspired by my husband's and my mockery of The Fast and The Furious #Puns

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

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[xgoddessoffandomsx]

Letty: This Jesse thing isn't the problem Dom, this shit is keeping you and Brian apart, you two just need to bone

Mia: *whines*

Dom: That did she say?

Mia: Don't say it again!

Letty: I said you two need to bone

Mia: *whimpers*

Dom: How. Dare. You. Letty Ortiz. I am your crew leader!

-five minutes later-

Dom: BONE?!

-Ten Minutes Later-

Dom: What happens in my bedroom Letty is none of your business!!!

-21 Minutes Later-

Dom: BOOOOOOOONE?!!!!!???

-30 Minutes Later-

Dom: Never speak to me like that again.

#fast and furious incorrect quotes #dom x brian #dom toretto #dom toretto x brian o'connor #letty ortiz #mia toretto