#elon usk

[nawnlynyer]

If not now, when?

#art #stevescollageoftheweek #collage #kasey musgraves #elon usk #cosmic journey

[fantasticwolfpenguin]

HAHA AS ELON MUSK STOOD DOWN HIS TWEETS WERENT THE FIRST THING ON THE HOMEPAGE THE BLIGHT IS OVER

#melon usk #Elon musk #twitter

[izayabunny]

Elon be like: “Give me $8 so I can sell more of your information.”

#elon musk #ellian musce #melon usk

[adtothebone]

Waiting for Elon Musk to appoint Melon Usk as new Twitter CEO.

[best-kitchens-of-nc]

i had a dream that elon m usk revealed his new product,the iPenis

#a y

[ghoularchive]

Just made my very first digital drawing! God’s gonna smite me for this one

#try not to be sick #🅱️elon 🅱️usk #capitalism #420 #elon musk #my art #artists on tumblr

[pallaviguptaforever]

Top 10 Businessmen in the World Who Make Headlines

Top 10 Businessmen in the World Who Make Headlines

Who runs the world? Businessmen who are billionaires and trillionaires. They are the driving power that could build a successful business and government even.  The following are the world’s most powerful conglomerates, each of which can bring down Wall Street with a single tweet:  Elon Musk – The co-founder of SpaceX and Tesla, has taken the internet by storm, from his satirical views on…

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#billionaire space race #business News #elon musk tweets #elon usk tweets #forbes list #jeff bezos tweets #most tweeted celebrity #mukesh ambani #richest people #space missions #Time richest #Top businessmen #World News

[vonlipvig]

elon m/usk and gr/imes secret second baby?

#i didnt need to know that but damn now im aware :/ #according to jules

[steven-falls]

Latest Rick and Morty episode was alright but I’m gonna have to dock some points for featuring Elon *usk

#Rick and morty #one crew over the crewcoo's morty

[dirty-xenobladeconfessions]

anon, can you not? this blog is for horny times and when you mention elon 🅱️usk, it makes me anti-horny . un horny

el*n m*sk confirmed anti horny

#ask #fortgalahad #admin shulk #tbh when i first read that ask it fucking blindsided me

[gender-trash]

“melon usk”

but is it pronounced like melon the fruit (mɛlən) or like mm-Elon (milɒn)

[Image transcript:

Problem 1-2.  Melon Usk’s Space Adventures [60 points]

Entrepreneur Melon Usk recently launched the Giraffe Heavy with record setting payload, including his flagship car, the Edison Roadster.  In his ambitious future plans, he wishes to have many launchsites scattered across the country.]

#mit life #finest hell on earth #the trashcan speaks #source: the 6.046 pset #i don't know how to feel about this

[proteportainternational]

Elon Musk Explains Why the Tesla Cybertruck's Armored Windows Broke On Stage

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Elon Musk is still picking up the pieces in the aftermath of his armored glass demonstration gone wrong during the Tesla Cybertruck reveal on Thursday night. Among other hyperbolic features, the Cybertruck promises "unbreakable" windows that combine glass with advanced polymer layered composite material. Unfortunately, they did indeed break when Tesla Chief Designer Franz von Holhausen threw a steel ball at the truck on stage during the live event. And now Musk says he can explain what happened.

Musk took to his favorite social media platform on Sunday night and tweeted that the Tesla Cybertruck's "Armor Glass" was compromised by the prior strength demonstration at the reveal that involved von Holzhausen smacking the door panel with a sledgehammer. Though the hammer caused no apparent effect, Musk is claiming that the blow cracked the base of the glass.

”Sledgehammer impact on door cracked base of glass, which is why steel ball didn’t bounce off. Should have done steel ball on window, *then* sledgehammer the door. Next time . . .” Musk wrote...

To prove his point, Musk also tweeted out a slow-motion video of the steel ball test being performed successfully hours before the live event on Thursday. It's a plausible explanation, though it doesn't account for a couple factors that the Cybertruck's vociferous critics are now wielding against Tesla. One, von Holzhausen only hit the front door with the hammer, so that wouldn't account for the rear window also cracking in what Musk further claims was an impromptu test following the front window's on-stage failure.

And two, there's a growing chorus of people claiming the sledgehammer itself was in fact what's known as a dead blow hammer, a soft-headed mallet that's specifically designed to reduce the chance of unintentional damage. They typically come with orange heads like the one seen on stage. We can't confirm this with video screengrabs and rough comparisons alone, though.

After the snafu, Musk felt more than just pressure on social media. Tesla stock dropped more than 5 percent on Friday morning, dropping Musk's net worth by a reported $778 million. Of course, this is all relative to someone worth around $23 billion. Font: The Drive

[kynandrapha]

To space!

"Mr. Neer," incanted some bald talk show host with fancy initials after his name, "what do you think the risk of acid rain means for the forests of South America?"

"It means we'd better get to space!" Billiam, or something, said. The paid audience cheered.

"But what of all the environmental and societal issues here?" The host pressed his inquisitive moustache toward Billiam. "How are we going to feed everyone in the coming decades?"

"If we find life in outer space, it'll change everything! Yeah!" Billiam yelled and raised his arms. The audience cheered like they weren't paid enough.

Who watches this stuff? I jumped as the dental hygienist attacked the root of my tooth. Oh, right: captive torture victims watch it.

"Be cawful," I mumbled.

"Wouldn't it be nice to live on Mars?" the sadist said as she poked my teeth. “Tongue out of the way. There, that’s better,” she said as I jumped. How did I get stuck here? She reminded me of the opposite of my mother, excellent customer service and eminently practical. I couldn't feel less at home.

"Ewon Usk is rying oo geh hair," I said.

She nodded. "He has great hair. Isn't he dreamy? Open wide and sit back." At least she had one thing in common with my mother: they both preferred I said less, if they noticed I was talking at all.

The talk show host kept pressing the space-obsessed guy for more details. "What are we going to do if we find extraterrestrial life? What if it doesn't want to talk to us?"

"Talk to us? It will take dozens of years to get messages back and forth in the best case! More likely *thousands*."

"Then just what are we gonna do if we find them?" The host was becoming an exasperated cherry tomato and looked like he might burst.

"It'll change everything! For science!" Billiam yelled and then started chanting "Science! Science!" to get the audience involved. I didn't even know studios had a "Chant" sign to encourage people. Daytime talk-shows were more like cults than I thought.

The host sat back in his chair and looked like he might be the only sane one at a secret meeting. I started to wonder if I was the talk show host. Elon Musk’s hair wasn’t that great. Nobody understood me either, reclining moustached doctor.

Ow! The hygienist stabbed me again. Nope, I wasn't on TV. It was harder to think you weren’t real when you were in pain. What if being real was just being in pain? Maybe I wasn't real when I wasn't in pain. Did that mean masochists knew what it was all about and sadists were just looking out for you?

The head sadist came in and the hygienist stopped chipping my teeth. The chair whirred upward so I could see the dentist's masked face. "I hear you've got some cavities," he said.

"Are you going to find out if I’m real?" I accused him.

"Real people are the ones with money. Now, open up and let's have a look." The chair whirred back down.

I didn't take my eyes off him as he picked up a pokey stick. I didn't want to be real, even if I’d have more money, if it meant being poked. Maybe that was why I procrastinated so much. “This tooth might have to come out, like we discussed last time,” the dentist said.

“Was pime? I don’p wememba bap.”

“I hope you’ve got insurance!”

Why would he taunt me about pain, money, and memories at the same time? Could real people hear the thoughts of non-real people? It’s rude to listen to someone’s thoughts when you won’t listen to their words, even if they’re imaginary. I tried to have no thoughts, but cats started haunting me so I chased them away by throwing pizza at them. My heart froze as I wondered if sadists liked pizza. I guess I’d put up with sadists if I had to give up pizza instead.

“I’m just going to, uh, go ahead and apply some freezing here,” the dentist explained as a reason for poking me with the pointiest stick so far. How could something meant to prevent pain hurt so much?

There was underpaid cheering in the background as I suffered. Was the intended viewer of the talk show the sufferer or the sadist? I read on the Internet that suburban moms were the largest viewership. Maybe the suffragettes were both sufferer and sufferee. But I didn’t want to be a suburban mom and I didn’t care to vote.

The dentist must have been hungry for money because he began drilling my teeth like he was looking for oil.

I turned my eyes back to the talk show host. The audience, who were now chanting “To space!”, had rushed the stage and hoisted Billiam onto their shoulders.

“The cavity’s too deep, this will have to come out,” the sadist changed his mind. He pulled out a pair of pliers that looked like they came from a toolshed out back.

The talk show host was being pried out of his chair against his will and doing his best to bring the chair with him. Chair and host got carried out of the studio by the chanting audience. I don’t think he wanted to be there any more than I wanted to be here.

“To space!” my tooth said as it blasted out of my body and left jet fuel gushing all over my mouth.

When I was finally released from the chair of thorns, the secretary at the front greeted me with “Everything’s covered, just like magic.”

“I’m fwee to go?” I asked with half of my mouth.

“As free as if you were never here,” she replied.

Except, as it turns out, for the toothache she forgot to mention.

"Think you'll ever go back?" my roommate asked as I held ice to my cheek.

"Maybe," I shrugged. “You can only expect so much from a sadist who takes student insurance.”

#outsider

[yesfullywaywardstudentme]

ELON 🅱USK

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[legendarypursebatshepherd]

Rejection

Life me sabko bde chhote rejection ka samna karna padta hai ye life and success path ka ek part hai life samjh lo ek train hai to rejection usi raste ka ek station but jydatr hmm yahi utr jate hai fir se us train me chhadne himmat nii hoti jo apko apki manjil tk le ja ske kaha jata ek haa sunne ke liye kitne naa se gujrna padta hai ye sahi v hai hota kya hm us chiz se umeed rkh lete hai bs ye ha keh hi dega ya ho hi jayega uske baad sb badiya but achhank naa ki umeed se naa se bahoto ka moral or bahoto ka courage down ho jata hai unhe lagta hai ye unse kya galti ho gae wo waha ya khud se nazar nii mila pate hai..

Ya hmare pass do option hai issko bure tarah samjhe negative way me le aur sochheye mere sath kya hua ya kyu hua usse kya hoga usse embraces jyda hoge guilty feel hoga jab ye sb hoga tb gussa ayega gussa se ya to apna ya dusre ka chhot na pahucha do isse depression ka chance bd jata fir ham uth nii pate apne life ke liye aise bahot problem hoti to negative physiology se prove v rejection se negative way jaye bahot problem hoti hai 

Ya positive way me example se samjhte hai

Example: maano app ek ladki se mahobbat karte ho ya pasand krte ho apke pas do option hota ya to use sb bta do ya dil me rakhh lo baat pahle condition me aap batne jate ho wo ladki apko reject kr di ya apka insult kr di to kya hoga apka jo confidence lose ho jata hai next day apko class ane kaa mann nii krta hai mann me bure khyal aate hai kaha se ye gakti kr di najane kya kya ye sbke sath hota hai but agr hm usi chiz ko positive way me le to kya hoga hmm dekhnge akhir usne mujhe q reject kiya or agr hme wo pta chla or apne ko improve kiya to bhala kiska hua hut ham usi incident ko yaad kr embraces hote hai

Lagta and kabhi v us insaan se face nii milne ka mann krta hai but simply ise normally le to kya hua reject kr di hmne apna kaam kiya samne wale ko pasand nii to kya hua ab jo apko achha lagta hai wo sbko lge to rejection is part of life isse accept kre age bde or improvement laye



Aise bahot example jinhe life me bahot rejection mila but wo ruke nii unhe apne pe believe tha and aaj log unhe unke name se jante hai aise bahot example hai 

Jaise me acting me Amitabh bachchan science me Elon musk Thomas Edison business me Jack ma, Steve jobs etc

Writing me J K rolling,  Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen

Singing me Eminem etc 

Aise bahoto name hai jo rejection ka samna kiya or aaj kaha hai rejection hme sikhta hai

How to use rejection in our life for improvement

• Rejection mile to use accept kre dekhe ya khoje kisi ne us plan ya apko q reject kiya

• Kabhi v rejection se apne morale ko down n kre use apna motivation weapon bna kr apne ko improve krne me lagye 

• Rejection se sikh le agli baar wo galti n kre

• Kabhi kabhi ham nii samne wale ka taste v kharb hota hai to uss baat ka dyan rakhe apne jo bnaya samne wale ko uski samjh niii

• Rejection ke pichhe ki OPPORTUNITIES ko pehchane 

• Rejection zindgi ka hissa hai to usse dre nii 

• Rejection is part of life so don't be afraid

Ek rasta ye tha ki positive le rejection ko    aur move on kre ya wahi baithe rhe apne ap ko kosate rhe hai sb kuch kho de.......

           Rejection is best teacher 

[talaricula]

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

i’m making a protest songs blind test for @scriblitula and @antonomase‘s friends bc i’m gay and a socialist and lilou just made me REMOVE BREAD AND ROSES BC IT IS TOO OBSCURE AND NO ONE WILL KNOW IT

14 notes • Posted 2021-01-15 12:00:35 GMT

#4

We spent the day at a botanical garden!

23 notes • Posted 2021-04-03 18:13:48 GMT

#3

we are en-gay-ged

bi-throthed

affi-pan-ced???

44 notes • Posted 2021-06-24 21:24:36 GMT

#2

if i had a nickel for every time my gf went utterly buckwild for a sci-fi series about a Gifted Kid Kinda Outcast But Wants To Be Included So Badly lesbian who gets an older, deeply traumatised, completely morally unhinged, snarky and horny on main queer man implanted in her brain and consequently gets involved in a rebellion against the very Intergalactic Space Empire she longed so badly to belong in, which forces her to make impossible moral choices and in which her capacity to feel connection to and compassion for creatures who are commonly regarded as non-persons plays an essential role

i’d have two nickels

which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

46 notes • Posted 2021-04-02 12:40:03 GMT

#1

hello yes everyone watch space sweepers pls (it's on netflix if that's convenient for you). it's a korean film about a ragtag crew of morally dubious underpaid essential workers who clean up space debris and accidentally adopt a child, which turns them into a found family and encourages them to fight a very thinly veiled allegory for elon musk and put a stop to the unchecked spread of hypercapitalism, eugenicism and climate change

the main cast consists of

young sad dad with tragic backstory that turned him cold and callous but finding a new child Opens Up His Heart

ex-drug cartel leader who is the biggest softie on the team and also a terrifyingly competent fighter and who falls in love with The Child in 0.2 seconds

heavily gay-coded alcoholic captain lady who is v badass but suffers from I give too many fucks disease instead of i don't give a fuck disease which is So refreshing for Badass Female Characters TM (also she's an icon who already tried to assasinate Melon Usk once)

a robot who is EXPLICITLY A TRANS WOMAN and spends the entire movie saving up for gender confirmation surgery and is kind of the mom friend but also a snarky disaster and just casually hangs out in space bc she's a robot and has amazing taste in horrible sweaters

Baby Child with a genetic disease and kind of superpowers who loves drawing, gets instantly attached to above-mentioned nonsense crew and farts a lot

the theme of the movie is "be gay, do crime, unionise, seize the means of production, recognise essential workers, also eugenicism and climate change are irretrievable tied to capitalism and the system must be dismantled"

also it does rly cool things with language: all characters are supposed to have a translation implant which means that the cast can all understand each other no matter what language they speak but the audience just hears them speak their own language - mostly korean, since the main cast is korean, but also v often english or french or mandarin or german. I think you hear about a dozen languages in total in the movie, which means subtitles are p much essential, but the concept is just so cool and so much more realistic than "in the future everyone conveniently speaks english" or "they all speak different languages yes yes but translation chips make everything come out as english for your convenience, oh audience, and also bc linguistic diversity is unimportant"

if you loved murderbot or becky chambers especially i Strongly Recommend

214 notes • Posted 2021-05-10 07:25:05 GMT

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#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #hmmm i need to make more original posts! sad to see i'm basically only reblogging bc i like using tumblr to ramble