she's like if shiv roy (mother cuntress, her and that fuckass bob against the world, not her father's number 1 boy) and kendall roy (substance abuse, depression, teenage girl loneliness) fusioned.
(edit 10h18 : apparently the first like on this post was my 500th according to tumblr, idk i find that funny.)
This trip to Phuket was wasted on this bunch. It says a lot about this group of women when their concierge ended up being the star of the show.
There are different reasons for why this trip wasn’t entertaining and they variate, depending on who you ask.
If you were to ask me, I would claim that Gizelle Bryant ruined the trip. Others would argue that Leah McSweeney was a casting mistake.
Maybe it was a mistake to bring housewives who hadn’t filmed their reunion yet, like the women from RHOP and RHOSLC.
Alexia Nepola and Marysol Patton wasn’t that much fun on this trip either.
There was only one on this trip that was able to use it to her advantage, and that was Porsha Williams, and she wasn’t even supposed to be there!
She was the replacement of Tinsley Mortimer.
At least the women on the other shows were able to prove how vital they were for the franchise, and that’s why the Ex-Wives Club remains as the best Ultimate Girls Trip for me.
Tamra Judge was asked back to RHOC, Vicki Gunvalson was allowed to film as a friend, and Taylor Armstrong is the first housewife to ever switch shows!
Brandi Glanville, Eva Marcille, Phaedra Parks and Vicki was asked back for another season of RHUGT and that was a huge victory for them, in my view.
Well, until whatever happened between Brandi and Caroline Manzo happened…
While the first and second season is highly rewatchable, I would probably never watch this season again. It just wasn’t a fun season to watch.
And in my opinion, Gizelle is mostly to blame for that.
The drama with her missing tequila bottle wasn’t needed or entertaining, and she forced us through it.
She made their concierge, Pepsi, cry!
But there were too many tag teams on this trip, and they steamrolled all over the younger women.
Bravo and Peacock needs to avoid this type of casting in the future.
But with the ugly drama between Caroline and Brandi in RHUGT4, it makes me wonder: Is RHUGT in trouble now?
jesse armstrong / with open eyes / jenny holzer, trusisms / susan yuan and peng yu, can't help myself / with open eyes / truisms / patti smith, woolgathering / with open eyes / eva león, i was almost something good pt 3 / mitski, brand new city / anonymous
examples of each category ↓ below ↓ IGNORE year discrepancies im basing it off of the year the artist originally recorded the song. ok
new orleans jazz:
king oliver's creole jazz band - dippermouth blues (1923)
(this is the original jazz style & is also referred to as "early jazz" although its still extremely popular among new orleans musicians. go to the french quarter and you WILL hear this style of music. this song features a young louis armstrong as seen in the photo)
foxtrot:
eva taylor - if i could be with you (1927)
(this subgenre was intended for couple dancing and was the most universally popular type of jazz during the jazz age)
swing/big band:
duke ellington - take the "a" train (1939)
(prevailing jazz style from the mid 1930s.. until the end of time)
bebop:
thelonious monk - evidence (1948)
(swing but make it crazayyyyyyy. not to brag but this song was based on a song my great grandfather composed..so..)
latin jazz:
joão gilberto - desafinado (1959)
(jazz w flavorings of one of the various latin music genres. this song is a bossa nova which is a brazilian style that uses samba elements. it later became popular to arrange bossa nova for big bands)
tito puente - el cayuco (1957)
(this one is a mambo which is a style that originated from cuba & popularity spread among latino artists, this specific artist being puerto rican-american. posting a second example for this category because its so varied and also as propaganda bc its my favorite)
lounge/elevator/muzak:
les baxter - pyramid of the sun (1960)
(that chill 1960s film score type shit.. vibraphone my beloved)
jazz fusion:
herbie hancock - chameleon (1973)
(jazz with usual elements of funk, rock, and r&b. this song is categorized as jazz-funk specifically. WATCH OUT the preview starts loud)
smooth jazz:
grover washington jr - in the name of love (1980)
(chill r&b oriented jazz. makes me feel like im watching a sitcom intro)
acid jazz:
the brand new heavies - never stop (1991)
(acid jazz originated as essentially acid house + jazz. like jazz fusion, tends to contain elements of house, disco, funk, soul, and hiphop)
nu jazz:
stereolab - fuses (1999)
(another fusion genre but this one tends to have a more experimental electronic approach.. no one is surprised i shoved stereolab in here)
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electroswing:
tape five - tango for a spy (2006)
(genre known for using jazz samples with modern dance music styles. electroswing is largely a misnomer for a lot of the music that falls under it bc a lot of it samples jazz that predates swing. but thats just my semantic thing)
Watching RHOBH this week was tough, but there was more drunken bullshit in store for us in this episode.
When at the Bluestone Manor, I guess…
But Eva Marcille took the women to a cannabis store and some of the women were getting high.
Eva is being a delight on RHUGT2!
She was such a bore on RHOA, but it was a terrible season for her with the wedding storyline (snore) and her relentless tears about the stress of it all.
But she’s a delight on RHUGT2!
She won the competition Dorinda Medley had organized in her backyard. And she did it while being impressive and funny.
She bonded with Taylor Armstrong, as they’re both survivor of domestic abuse.
It was an important moment. It was incredibly vulnerable and touching, and it spoke to my heart.
As Taylor talked about how she still struggled with finding her voice, I think Eva gave her some good advice.
And Eva kept her cool when Brandi Glanville spoke out of her ass, talking about her husband and calling him a “mangina”.
“Face of an angel, mouth of a serpent.”
It was misfortunate that she offended Eva’s husband like that as I enjoyed their growing friendship on the show.
Luckily for Brandi, Eva kept her cool, because her reads are some of the best I’ve heard on this franchise.
I still remember that van ride in Japan where she read Marlo Hampton and her edges.
But Brandi can’t control her drinking or her ignorant mouth.
When they played Dorinda’s confession card game, she ruined the mood by reminding Jill Zarin that whatever she was going to say would be on national television.
I know of Brandi’s difficult history with her father and it’s understandable that she has learned her lesson, at least in that department.
But Dorinda got so offended and made a huge scene about it. And when Dorinda gets mad, she puts an end to the party.
Now that Vicki Gunvalson has gotten a steroid shot, she’s no longer the Debbie Downer in the house. Dorinda is.
"The flag of the United States, deployed on the surface of the moon, dominates this photograph taken from inside the Lunar Module (LM). The footprints of astronauts Neil A. Armstrong and Edwin E. Aldrin Jr. stand out very clearly. In the far background is the deployed black and white lunar surface television camera which televised the Apollo 11 lunar surface extravehicular activity (EVA). While astronauts Armstrong, commander, and Aldrin, lunar module pilot, descended in the Lunar Module (LM-5) 'Eagle' to explore the Sea of Tranquility region of the moon, astronaut Michael Collins, command module pilot, remained with the Command and Service Modules (CSM) 'Columbia' in lunar orbit."
Hátigen A vicc, hogy az Apollo 11 legénységének is van csillaga a tv-ben nyújtott tevékenységért. Talán a Holdtagadók Társasága szponzorálta :) Végülis: Churchill meg irodalmi Nobel-díjat kapott :)
VIDEO:
A lencsevégre kapott valakik, benne néhány kivándorolt/elmenekült/elűzött magyarral:
Elvis Presley, Orson Welles, Clark Gable, Audrey Hepburn, Arthur Spiegel, Apollo 11 Crew (Neil Armstrong, Edvin E. Aldrin), August Lumiere, Johnny Cash, Humphrey Bogart, Ernest Borgnine, Mariska Hargitay, Kim Novak, Kevin Bacon, Lassie, Ronald Reagan, George Cukor, David Niven, Marlene Dietrich, Jane's Addiction, Richard Pryor, Alfred Hitchcock, Frank Sinatra, Orson Welles, Joseph Szigeti, Tom Jones, Eva Gabor, Larry King, John Cusack, Vladimir Horowitz, Daniel Radcliffe, Celine Dion, Bee Gees, Matt Damon, Forest Whitaker, Martin Landau, Billy Bob Thornton, Harrison Ford, Kevin Costner, Russel Crowe, Anthony Hopkins, Martin Scorsese, Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, Steven Spielberg, Jamie Foxx, Jamie Foxx, Susan Sarandon, Whoopi Goldberg, Bela Lugosi, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rod Stewart, Hugh Laurie, Ella Fitzgerald, Aerosmith, Janis Joplin, Mötley Crue, Marilyn Monroe, Ozzy Osbourne, Jay Leno, Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves, Anthony Perkins, Britney Spears, Antonio Banderas, Peter Jackson, Ryan Reynolds, Ricky Martin, The Doors, Slash, John Travolta, Salma Hayek, Charles Bronson, William Shatner, Godzilla, Tom Selleck, Tom Selleck, Jodie Foster, Quentin Tarantino, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Elton John, Billy Crystal, Bruce Willis, Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Lee, Orlando Bloom, Eddie Murphy, Drew Barrymore, Julio Iglesias, Glenn Close, James Dunn, Alice Cooper, Henry Fonda, David Hasselhoff, Patrick Swayze, Richard Chamberlain, Samuel L. Jackson, Johnny Depp, RuPaul, Peter Falk, Thomas A. Edison, Helen Mirren, Tony Curtis, Dwayne Johnson, Groucho Marx, Greta Garbo, Kermit the Frog, Mariah Carey, George Clooney, Colleen Moore, Eddie Murphy, Denzel Washington, Walter Matthau, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Peter Sellers, Sophia Loren, Anthony Quinn, Sean Connery, Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Robert de Niro, The Hunger Games, Kevin Costner, Kim Novak, Henry Fonda, etc.
As of 2023, the Walk of Fame comprises 2,752 stars, which are spaced at 6-foot (1.8 m) intervals. There is a $75,000 sponsorship fee upon selection. The fee is used to pay for the creation and installation of the star, as well as maintenance of the Walk of Fame.
Donald Trump valamivel leöntve. Nem akarom tudni, hogy mivel öntötték le ennek a derék, becsületes, szőke, fehér hazafinak a csillagát.
Ultimate Decades Challenge: 1420-1430 The final decade of the Brookers...
* TW: This post contains a plotline that includes babies and mothers who died during childbirth.
The curse of the heir mums dying young has finally, irrevocably changed this challenge. Felicity Brooker, the wife of Leif Brooker, did not pass her roll into Young Adulthood in 1423, and left behind a single, surviving child - a girl, named Olive. Olive, so far, has survived against all odds and can carry on the bloodline of the Brookers. However, her husband will become the new heir and will bring with him, a new name.
Comment below if you have any suggestions for the new family name!
Marriages [3]
1421 - Henry and Petra Chapman
1422 - Leif and Felicity Brooker
1425 - Callum and Marigold Armstrong
Births [8]
1420 - Joyce Montague
1421 - Eira Everett
1423 - Lothar Montague, Olive Brooker
1424 - Rachel and Joy Everett
1425 - Agnes Everett
1428 - Ricard Everett
Deaths [9]
1420 - Eva Clifford (Dysentery)
1421 - Petrus de Burgh (Malaria)
1423 - Petra Shaw (Syphilis), Felicity Brooker (Tuberculosis)
1425 - Lucy Brooker (Heart attack)
1426 - Marigold Brooker (Hypothermia)
1427 - Colette Clifford (Pneumonia)
1428 - Galwin Bigod (Liver failure), Anika Shaw (Exhaustion)
* Babies that never were [3]: Cassian Armstrong, Roger Chapman, Crispin Everett