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wu-sisyphus-gang · 2 days

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Ruby: I think we're going to have to fuck this man Weiss.

Weiss: Damn.

Jaune: ?

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #lancaster #whiteknight #whiterose #white rose #war of roses #white knight

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 4 months

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Ruby: Aw Weiss~ It's so cute that you gave you and Jaune a family in the Sims!

Weiss: Ruby! Why are you looking at my Game!

Ruby: I just wanted to know what was going on! I do want to know though - why am I your maid?

Weiss: What Do you mean?

Ruby: I mean, you made a character that's obviously me, but you have me dressed in a Maid outfit! I don't wanna take care of you and your four kids!

Weiss: Four kid-

Weiss: Yes. Mine and Jaune's four kids with you as our Maid. That is the Set up.

Ruby: ... *Moves mouse to Occupation Tab*

Weiss: Ruby wait!

Sim!Ruby's Occupation; Level 4 Astronaut

Weiss: ...

Ruby: ... That Maid dress isn't for my Job, Is it.

Weiss: No.

Ruby: All of those kids aren't your's and Jaune's?

Weiss: No, they are, but they're also ... Your's.

Ruby: ... I'm telling Jaune.

Weiss: No the hell you aren't!

Ruby: Let me tell Jaune and I'll put on a maid outfit for you.

Weiss: Yes the Hell you may!

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #whiteknight #war of the roses #war of the rose #war of roses #lancaster #whiterose #white rose

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epic-arc · 10 months

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Remember Son…

Jaune and his father had just finished training and were resting until jaune's father puts his hand on jaune's shoulder and jaune would look at his father a little confused.

Papa Arc: Son, I'm going to tell you one of the most important lessons in life, okay?

Jaune: Oh okay dad…?

Papa Arc: Never fuck a grimm even if they are cute girls never have sex with one my son.

Jaune listened to that and was confused but he kept the information that his father had said and the years went by and Jaune was walking through forever fall until he was attacked by two mysterious figures and he looked up seeing that they were ruby and weiss but they were hybrids of human and grimm.

Jaune(mind): Forgive me father but I have to break this promise!

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bookholichany · 6 months

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Falling down the Shakespeare rabbit hole again...

Not very gracefully though I might add

#shakespeare #hamlet #literature #macbeth #richard iii #Richard II #king lear #war of roses #romeo and juliet #much ado about nothing #as you like it

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rambleonwithrosie · 3 months

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The Lancastrian casting did NOT have to go this hard in the Hollow Crown... Like excuse me who said they could make ALL the Henrys hotties?

Like y'all I was already pro-Lancaster I didn't need this kinda propaganda to seduce- I mean induce me

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destinyh3art · 11 months

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Watch "Richard III || Dynasty" on YouTube

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So currently i am on this Aneurin Barnard obsession phase and it has been going on for quite a while. Like i am not able to move on from his performance as king Richard in the series. Hated the incest with the niece part and am very glad to know it most likely didn’t happen in real life. Btw, this edit just slaps.

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world-of-wales · 2 years

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CONSORTS OF ENGLAND SINCE THE NORMAN INVASION (3/5) ♚

Anne Neville (June 1483 - March 1485)

Catherine of Aragon (June 1509 - May 1533)

Anne Boleyn (May 1533 - May 1536)

Jane Seymour (May 1536 - October 1537)

Anne of Cleves (January 1540 - July 1540)

Catherine Howard (July 1540 - February 1542)

Catherine Parr (July 1543 - January 1547)

Lord Guildford Dudley (July 1553 - July 1553)

Philip II of Spain (1554 – 1558)

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mamomare · 6 months

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Ultimate Decades Challenge: 1420-1430 The final decade of the Brookers...

* TW: This post contains a plotline that includes babies and mothers who died during childbirth.

The curse of the heir mums dying young has finally, irrevocably changed this challenge. Felicity Brooker, the wife of Leif Brooker, did not pass her roll into Young Adulthood in 1423, and left behind a single, surviving child - a girl, named Olive. Olive, so far, has survived against all odds and can carry on the bloodline of the Brookers. However, her husband will become the new heir and will bring with him, a new name.

Comment below if you have any suggestions for the new family name!

Marriages [3]

1421 - Henry and Petra Chapman 1422 - Leif and Felicity Brooker 1425 - Callum and Marigold Armstrong Births [8] 1420 - Joyce Montague 1421 - Eira Everett 1423 - Lothar Montague, Olive Brooker 1424 - Rachel and Joy Everett 1425 - Agnes Everett 1428 - Ricard Everett

Deaths [9] 1420 - Eva Clifford (Dysentery) 1421 - Petrus de Burgh (Malaria) 1423 - Petra Shaw (Syphilis), Felicity Brooker (Tuberculosis) 1425 - Lucy Brooker (Heart attack) 1426 - Marigold Brooker (Hypothermia) 1427 - Colette Clifford (Pneumonia) 1428 - Galwin Bigod (Liver failure), Anika Shaw (Exhaustion) * Babies that never were [3]: Cassian Armstrong, Roger Chapman, Crispin Everett

Family Tree

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thetudorslovers · 2 years

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"I present unto you Queen Elizabeth, your undoubted Queen"

Elizabeth Woodville was crowned Queen in Westminster Abbey on May 26, 1465; where both of her parents were present for the ceremony. The event made possible that their marriage to be finally announced and was recorded in "Coronation of Elizabeth Woodville" written by G. Smith, 1935, a contemporary account as:

"Clothed in mantel of purple and a coronal upon her head” beneath a purple silk canopy carried by four barons of the Cinque Ports."

After the royal procession left the abbey, the queen was led to her chamber, where she was dressed in purple surcoat and brought into the Hall to dine. Each time the queen took a bite, she herself removed her crown, putting it back when she was finished. - David Baldwin's book Elizabeth Woodville: Mother of the Princes in the Tower.

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wu-sisyphus-gang · 2 days

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Weiss: “Jaune?”

Jaune: “What’s up, darling?”

Weiss: “What kind of cake do you want?”

Jaune: “Are you serious?”

Ruby: “Well, what kind?”

Jaune: “I don’t… I don’t give a fuck. What kind of cake? I don’t give a fuck.”

Ruby: *pouts at him*

Jaune: “Come on. What makes you think I’d give a fuck. Chocolate, vanilla, marble, some other weird option. I do not care. This is what you want my input on? The cake? I don’t care.”

Weiss: “Jaune…”

Jaune: “This is what you want my opinion on? Of all things? Not, like, colors or other arrangements? The cake is what I get a cut of? I do not care about what kind of cake it is. Ruby said she wanted our weapons on top. So that. I guess. But other than that I don’t care. You know I don’t care. You knew that when you asked me. Before you asked me. I don’t give a flying fuck.”

Ruby: “We need you to make a decision. We can’t decide."

Jaune: “So do half and half? What’s the hold up? This is it? This is what you absolutely must have my input on? Really? I don’t care. It’s a cake.”

Weiss: "Well what do you want to eat?”

Jaune: “You!”

Weiss: *hits him but rolls her eyes with a grin* “Stop it. We want your input.”

Jaune: “Hardly. This is literally the only thing you’ve ever asked me besides setting places out for the deceased.”

Weiss: “Well we do with this.”

Jaune: “No you don’t. You want me to take your side. That’s not the same thing. And I really don’t care. About the cake? Are you serious? I want it to taste good and I want to mush it into your faces when I feed it to you because I think that would be adorable. All covered in frosting. Your little tongues poking out to lick it off. I like that shit. Give me some of that.”

Weiss: “Do not get any on my dress."

Jaune: “Sure. Fine. Whatever. And I really don’t care what color the cake is either. White is fine. Black is fine. I mean… What are you two wanting from me? Let's get a nice multi-tiered, multi-flavored cake and call it good. Alright?”

Ruby: “Where do you want to go for our honeymoon?”

Jaune: “I don’t…”

Weiss: “Do not say you don’t care. Where do you want to take us?"

Jaune: “Listen…”

Weiss: “Sure, I’m listening.”

Jaune: “A beach…? Resort…?”

Weiss: "Well at least you gave us some measure of input.”

Jaune: “What do you… what do you want from me? The whole point of marrying you, darling, was that you would do all the planning.”

Weiss: “I hope that’s not the whole point.”

Jaune: “Well it’s a perk. It’s for sure a perk. I mean I get some other stuff out of it too I guess.”

Weiss: “Like a wife and kids? A family. Emotional connections.”

Jaune: “Yeah. Those things. I like those things. An emotional connection is all I ever really wanted with you. Ever since Beacon freshman year. The rest can sorta kinda hang."

Jaune: *stands up. takes both Weiss's hands in his and kisses the back of them in turn* “Darling, I couldn’t give a fuck about the cake.”

Weiss: *rips her hands away and smacks him* “Asshole.”

Jaune: “Am I?”

Ruby: “No, you’re sweet. Deep down you’re just a honey.”

Jaune: "Am I?”

Ruby: “You are."

Jaune: “Anyways don’t ask me about the cake or color arrangements or what dinner should be for the guests. I don’t care. I barely care about the honeymoon locale. Like at all. So don’t come at me with that. Ruby likes planning this kind of bullshit. I’ve seen you. You liked planning Valentine's Day that one time with me. You liked planning your team activities. You like that kind of stuff. Don’t entangle me into it unless you really need my input but we already all know you don’t. You don’t need my input. You want me to take your side and say ‘chocolate’ or ‘vanilla.’ I just don’t give a fuck about that and you know it. So, darling, what kind of a cake do you want?”

Weiss: “Well I want it to be chocolate and Ruby wants vanilla.”

Jaune: “So how do we resolve this without having to resort to ‘asking Jaune?’ Because ‘Jaune’ doesn’t care.”

Weiss: “I suppose we just get a really big cake with different flavored layers.”

Jaune: “Bangarang. Was that so hard? Did you really need to involve me? You don’t have to answer. We already know. We just do.”

Weiss: “But you do care about the honeymoon location?”

Jaune: “I mean… I’ll do whatever you both tell me to. But I like the idea of you two wearing very little clothing. So… beaches? But I’m not picky.”

Ruby: “You’re a pumpkin.”

Jaune: “Grr, my soul is a dark place.”

Ruby: “No it’s not. Your aura is the color of sunshine or the sky on a sunny day."

Jaune: “Grr. I’m a bad murder man.”

Weiss: “Oh shut up, you’ve never once been more violent than the situation called for or directed your aggression at people who didn’t deserve it. Not once. Not in your life. Stop it.”

Jaune: “I’m brutal."

Ruby: “You’re a puppy. What color arrangements do you want to set out for your team?”

Jaune: “Pink and orange, pink and green, red and gold. Is that really okay to do? I don't know anything about weddings.”

Weiss: “People put out arrangements for the dead all the time, Its not like a unique thing we’re doing that would turn heads.”

Jaune: “Okay, cool, I guess." *sighs heavily*

Ruby: *smacks him aggressively on the leg* “I heard that."

Jaune: “Heard what? I sighed!”

Ruby: “You bad mouthed yourself. In your head. I heard you."

Jaune: “You can’t thought police me."

Ruby: “I can and I will.”

Jaune: “I’m not allowed to diss myself aloud you can’t stop me from doing it in my head. That’s not allowed. My thoughts are mine. Off limits. No touchy.”

Ruby: “Oh we’re gonna, I’m gonna ‘touchy.’”

Jaune: “Weiss, help me out.”

Weiss: "You want me to take your side? After you wouldn’t take my side on the cake. I’m taking Ruby’s side anyway. You’re not allowed to bad mouth yourself in your head. That’s called depression.”

Jaune: “But that’s all I do in here. You can’t take that from me."

Ruby: “It’s against the rules. I’ll put it to a vote if I have to."

Jaune: “No voting.”

Weiss: “Yes. Voting what an excellent idea.”

Jaune: “But-”

Ruby: “All in favor say ‘yay.’ Yay!”

Weiss: “Yay."

Jaune: “But-”

Ruby: “Tough bananas, big guy, your reign ends here.”

Weiss: “It’s not healthy. If you think malicious thoughts about yourself you may as well be slitting your wrists or burning your hands. It’s self harm and self harming is expressly forbidden.”

Jaune: “I’m in charge here. I get to choose what I think about me.”

Ruby: “Not anymore.”

Weiss: “You can’t be trusted to do a good enough job."

Jaune: “Listen… Weren’t we talking about cakes?”

Ruby: “Nice try.”

Jaune: “Honeymoon locations?”

Weiss: “I’ve always wanted to go to Costa Del Sol. It’s a beach resort town near Vacuo.”

Ruby: “Costa Del’cation!”

Weiss: “White, sandy beaches, cocktails, swimsuits, the works."

Ruby: “Lovemaking. Plenty of lovemaking. We’ll get off the pill and really try.”

Weiss: “Think you can keep up, Jaune?"

Jaune: “Um… probably not. Right? I mean… how many times per day do you think I can go?”

Ruby: “Eight?”

Jaune: *laughs*

Weiss: “Ten?”

Jaune: *stops laughing* "Maybe six. And that’s pushing it. Probably four. I need time for my gentlemen to regroup and recoup. Otherwise it starts to hurt and it becomes less effective. And it isn’t a fun type of hurt like what you ladies sometimes describe. It’s a painful hurt.”

Ruby: “Poor little Jaune. We’ll take care of you.”

Jaune: “Are you talking about me or my dick?”

Ruby: “Both."

Weiss: “You really think you can only do six shots per day? That’s only three a piece for the two of us…”

Jaune: “‘Only?’”

Ruby: “Doesn’t sound like a lot. But if it’s every day, if it’s every day we should get somewhere with it.”

Weiss: “Only three, though. That’s not a whole lot of times. Maybe if it’s a ‘dangerous’ week for our cycles.”

Ruby: “Yeah… should we plan it that way? Or just…”

Jaune: “Three ought to be plenty. How many shots does it take to get pregnant? Just one good one right?”

Weiss: “Just try all the time. Yeah."

Ruby: “We can probably also start trying a little before the honeymoon and wedding day. We won’t be showing for sure."

Weiss: “That’s true. It wouldn’t hurt to at least get off the pill before. What do you think? Like a month?”

Ruby: “Plus the honeymoon and afterwards. That gives us two months of three hits per day. That should probably do it. And if it doesn’t we should see a doctor.”

Weiss: “Jaune and I tried for at least two months. If you don’t get pregnant, Jaune should see a doctor. If I don’t get pregnant, I should see a doctor."

Jaune: “Um… two months? Every day?”

Ruby: “Is that a problem?”

Weiss: “Buck up, Jaune.”

Jaune: “I’ll just drink plenty of water…”

Ruby: “Does that help?”

Jaune: “It doesn’t hurt? I’ll be honest. Six every day for two months is a lot. It’s like… well, it’s a lot. And there are two of you. I mean… I always dreamed of disappointing two girls at once but never thought it would go down quite like this. But I’mma need some rest days in there. I just am. If I’m a revolver-”

Ruby: “Rifle. Little Jaune is a rifle. We’ve gone over this."

Jaune: “-I’m going to need some time to reload. I literally don’t have it in me to do what you’re asking.”

Weiss: “What about with Limit Breaker?”

Jaune: “I still get tired. When I’m out of juice, I’m out of juice. I just am. It’s like in those commercials where they squeeze a ketchup bottle only a puff of dust comes out instead of ketchup. Only for my dick. And when you try and squeeze my dick and its a dry well, it fucking hurts, bro. And not in a fun-pleasant kind of hurting. It fucking hurts. That’s the gods’ way of telling you to stop. Stop it. You’ve had enough. Seriously quit trying.”

Weiss: “Well I don’t care what the gods think. I want my three hits.”

Jaune: “I’m saying ‘no.’ It’s not happenin’. I need rest days. More than one."

Ruby: “More than one a month or more than one a week?”

Jaune: "More than one a week probably. Six is a lot. After, like, three in the same day the gods start frowning down upon you. You can feel the negative energy. They start making their disappointment known.”

Ruby: “What’s the most times you’ve ever jerked off in a day?"

Jaune: “Two. It starts becoming uncomfortable after three. It starts to hurt after that. The gods start shaking their heads at you. If we’re going to do six we’ll have to space them out over the day. Start early, drink plenty of milk, finish late.”

Weiss: “Finish often, more like."

Jaune: “Okay. I’m telling you guys it starts hurting and I can’t get it up after three in succession and I need something like a twelve hour break to even fit one more in there. Four every day would be a lot. You ought to be grateful if I can pull off four.”

Weiss: “That’s only two for each of us!” *smacks him on the arm*

Jaune: “I’m doin’ the best I can!”

Weiss: “I want my three hits!”

Jaune: “You can’t… you can’t have three! I’m sorry! The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak! You just… you’re probably not gonna get three! You’re just not. And hitting me and yelling at me won’t suddenly make me ejaculate more. I only make the stuff so fast. And it fucking hurts! Quit hitting me!”

Weiss: “Fine. Two will have to do.”

Jaune: “You’ll be lucky to get two. I’m probably done at three a day. The most powerful one is the first one. It really fucking hurts. Stop hitting me, Weiss. I mean it.”*Catches her hand when she whips it at his shoulder* “You good, you done?”

Ruby: “We want more. More .”

Jaune: “I’m only one guy. You want more sperm, go to a bank. You want my kids, you're gonna have to be patient with me . I’m not a talking pair of gonads. I need time and rest and recuperation periods. That means we’ll seriously be pushing it at six a day, we’ll be fortunate to have four a day, and I will still need days off. I just will. If you can’t handle that you can’t have my kids. I’m sorry! You just can’t! You’ll need someone else. Someone, who from the sound of it, is literally just testicles and nothing else. There’s a person attached to this dick. I will not be objectified!”

Weiss: *smacks him with her other hand*

Jaune: “Weiss hit me again and I won’t have sex with you for a month."

Weiss: “You wouldn’t dare! Our wedding day is only a month off. We can probably start trying now! I want to start trying now !”

Jaune: “Hit me again. I’ll give it all to Ruby. Ruby, you want to start trying now."

Ruby: Hmm *wraps her arms around his neck.*

Jaune: “Behave or all three shots are going to Ruby."

Weiss: "I thought you said four.”

Jaune: “I said four if you’re lucky. Are you feeling lucky?"

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #lancaster #whiteknight #whiterose #white rose #white knight #war of roses #motion sickness

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 2 months

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Jaune: Do you want to join my Religion?

Weiss: What's your religion?

Jaune:

Weiss: Where do I sign up?

Ruby: ...

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #rwby shitpost #war of roses #lancaster #whiterose #white rose

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epic-arc · 1 year

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Jaune: I hardly slept last night did you sleep well last night? Weiss: Hmm no and i dont know why. Jaune: Well my mom told me when you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you. *Weiss drinks his coffee with an expression of confusion* Weiss: Who would be thinking about us at 3 a.m.? Jaune: I dont know... *Ruby was with them talking about that event and she was with her face blusing red* Ruby: [Bi panic]

#rwby ruby rose #rwby jaune arc #rwby weiss schnee #jaune arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee #rwby volume 9 #white knight #whiterose #war of roses #rwby whiteknight #rwby white knight #rwby whiterose #rwby white rose #lancaster #rwby lancaster #bisexual #rwby

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fantastictyphoonpeanut · 4 months

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Richard Neville, Earl of Warwick on the left, fights on foot against Lancastrian forces, Battle of Ferrybridge 28 March, 1461. Is wounded and so sits out on the Battle of Townton the next day, England's bloodiest battle...the first date is historical conjecture as it is possible that this battle and a subsequent engagement at Dittingdale AND Towton were all fought on the same day - the 29th...If the mounted figure is meant to be Baron Clifford? Shield is incorrect - right colours but diamonds should be squares...(FTP)

#english history #war of roses

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highladyofterrasen7 · 6 months

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