#fake hoes

[princsstwilightsparkl]

i'll never get over how botw link wakes up with that fuckass ponytail, like they stripped him of all his clothes but didnt take out the hairband.. they let him sleep on the damn ponytail..

#i know from experience you should not sleep on your ponytail #bro woke up with the craziest crook in his neck when he shouldve had the most satisfying sleep of his life #fake hoes #he looks cutie pie thoufh so i forgive them #botw #loz #tloz #legend of zelda #loz link #meowing (yapping)

[kysh303]

Hoes always b lookin for drama like.. snip snip bitchh 😂

lanilations 16;9

#real shit #Fake hoes

[artbribery]

it’s the “Danny works for the Justice League” again but even more wonky:

Danny Fenton is but a simple engineer/ghost expert man

Phantom is but a simple ghostly hero

The Ghost King is but a simple “evil” monarch

so o’course Phantom gets called to protect Danny from the Ghost King

but you know that part where the story expanded so Dani was Danny and the Ghost King’s daughter?

and the Justice League thinks Danny was married to the Ghost King because of the Ring of rage that he can’t take off? so they think he still holds a torch?

Right.

Then, after the “truth” come out, the JL calls Phantom like “did you know about this??”

and he can’t just confirm it or deny it, it would be giving away precious info that doesn’t exist and he doesn’t have 

Phantom is so obtuse about it that the JL assumes he is avoiding the topic because he objected to the wedding was in love with Danny 

“Remember that time Phantom fought the Ghost King? Think maybe it had to do with this? and Danny was like Persephone?”

But then people begin making connections between Dani and Phantom and how they look similar, almost the same

So the people begin to think that Danny cheated on the Ghost King and that is why he’s “after him”

Dani is vibing the chaos, everyone knows she wants to be with her three fathers and rooting for poly, if only they all could meet and talk it out

“Communication is important, Dad,” she says with an innocent grin, “Pops said so.”

Cue meddling heroes conspiring to make the three-- totally different entities, not at all just one person-- do exactly that.

bonus: “What’s the JL thinking?”

danny looking uncomfortable = he is feeling guilty + he is torn

phantom wanting the JL to “leave it alone” + always going “i have to go” or “it doesn’t matter” when the topic comes up = defensive and resigned to unrequited

the ghost king being surprisingly quiet = disappointed and heartbroken + still has feelings and can’t actually do harm + menacingly + wants visitation rights

#i was laughing as i wrote #dp x dc #yo danny fenton he was kind of a hoe when he had a one night stand with the hero of his town #batman: i would expect this of constantine #john: hey! #maybe they find out more history #fixed my grammar some don't mind that #fake romcom au

[buckttommy]

The saga continues

#You're all fake because I waited for you hoes to post this and no one did #smdh #video #fyp #kenneth choi #peter krause #BRING PETER BACK TO ME I MISS HIM

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Oh lord

@stupd000

#this is the truth #she dosnt even know my last name #fake weird ass hoe

[god-u]

gemini leading the jordan li star sign poll.. don’t piss me off PLEASE

#y’all clearly don’t see jordan as one person because how does that make any sense omg?? #jordan li #gen v #x #💌 #we have 6 days and gemini better not win or y’all are fake fans i’m serious #y’all not real astrology hoes either like we’re doomed fr #this is NOT gemini hate btw i don’t hate any sign but jordan isn’t a fucking gemini pls be serious i’m begging

[dqbbiegallaqher]

fucking hate instagram x

#debbie literally didn’t rob them?? #shes the only one in the family who knows hoe to balance money #and fiona left her the money??? #‘frank is better than her’ is INSANE #FRANK BEAT HIS KIDS BUT NO YEA HES BETTER THAN DEBBIE #LIKE I WISH THIS WAS FAKE BUT ITS INSTAGRAM SO LIKE 😭😭 #IDK WHAT I EXPECTED THE COMMENTS TO BE BUT YK #shameless #carl gallagher #debbie gallagher

[kosmical]

still so funny to me that mimosa's crowd immediately started shouting chais name after she exploded. can you imagine going to a one direction concert or something and a guy comes on stage beats harry styles to death and then everyone around you starts CHEERING

#fake ass hoes in that audience #hi fi rush

[eulchu]

What did poki post i deleted twt

"i'm out camping and come home to find out.. dream is faking dms of me? lmaoo what 😭😭"

#same way u faked comments about him hoe🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #asknootfound

[negrowhat]

Love that Fueang is calling out how fake and toxic stans can be if entertainers don't fit in their little cookie cutter expectations of them...but you know...in the nice, calm, and polite way he always does.

#he said y'all fake and phony for dropping me when you found out i was gay #but i'm still booked and busy and getting the bag #the grind never sleeps #and i'm still gay af #and you hating hoes can suck my dick #i'll be fueang's angry translator #no worries #ep 12 #zendaya lb

[minty-bubblegum]

Ur short, admit it, join the dark side

Absolutely not

IM TALL OKAY YOU'RE JURBMAF I'M TALLER TYAN YOU I AM BERY TALL GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD I AM TALL IM SO VERY TALL

Don't BELIVE HER Y'ALL TAKE MY SIDE

#moony 🌕 #My period is day longer than it usually is I can't do this shit #Smh #I'M TALL #YOU BITCHES DON'T BELIEVE THIS FAKE ASS HOE #5'4" IS AVERAGE FEMALE HEIGHT RIGHT 🥺 #none y'all believe this liar please #Trust me I'm so tall #Tallet than epel at least 🙄

[straightfromthetorturedpoetsdept]

like even the bare bones facts of the case should have risen red flags for you hoes. in what universe does someone whose entire social circle were living in their partner's penthouse FOR FREE have the power in that relationship? like even just hearing that all her friends AND HER FUCKING SISTER lived in his penthouse should have been enough for you dumb fucks to realize hey, he HAD ALL THE FUCKING CONTROL IN THAT RELATIONSHIP. the person whose entire life can be traced to a single penthouse is typically the fucking victim.

#personal #amber heard #i'm so fucking angry over this bullshit about mila and ashton u fake ass hoes