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What having cats is:
Do I get up and investigate that loud noise I jus heard or deal with it later?
Don’t climb that.
Don’t eat that.
Stop doing that.
Don’t walk on that.
Shit you’re cute when ur sleeping you little demon child.
I am excellent at getting stains out of my carpet, so do not cross me.
What are you doing???
Ok that was definitely something breaking.
What-how-where did you even get that?
My cat holds a better conversation than you.
Yes hello please get your butt out of my face. Yes I love you too. But move your butt.
Ow. Owwww. Stop that. There. Better? No well alrighty then.
Fur. So much fur. It’s everywhere. It’s jus everywhere.
Don’t do it. Don’t do it. God damn it.
I would die for you, you majestic fool.
#CATS#feat the kraken (aka my resident cat)#feat the coffee alien kittens#foster kittens#Queen Em#late night thoughts#life with cats
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Here Are Some Of The Best Pre-Released Super Bowl 50 Commercials
I have a confession to make: I hate the Super Bowl.
Actually, thats kind of a lie — Ive just never watched the Super Bowl. I have literally zero interest in football, or sports of any kind for that matter.
I know such a bold proclamation isnt going to go over so well with some of you, butthere’s one thing we can agree on: theenjoyment of Super Bowl commercials.
Its funny because, normally, I bitch and moan through every single commercial on TV ever. But duringthe Super Bowl, Im all about catching those ad spots!
Anyway, I wont have to do much catching up on this year’s hottest Super Bowl ads after the fact because many companies have pre-released their Super Bowl 2016 spotsonline. (Isnt the Internet just the best?)
Check out this year’s hottest Super Bowl commercials, if you, like me, plan on skipping the football festivities altogether on Sunday. Or if you just want a sneak peek — whatever floats your boat.
Budweiser: Simply Put
A hilarious PSA on not drinking and driving, featuring Helen Mirren.
Hyundai: Ryanville
“Population: Yes.”
T-Mobile: Restricted Bling
Drake parodies Drake in this Hotline Bling revival. So good.
Acura: What He Said
Learnhow a car gets made and marvel at the feats of modern technology.
Avocados from Mexico: #AvosInSpace
This is literally a commercial about aliens and avocados. I dont know.
AXE: Find Your Magic
Magic would be never having to smell AXE cologne again (so many high school memories), but this commercial has kittens in it so Im good.
Colgate: Every Drop Counts
The token don’t be a greedy assh*le, America commercial.
Death Wish Coffee: Storms-a-Brewin
Um, the name, DEATH WISH COFFEE? Yes. Yes. Everything yes.
HEINZ: Weiner Stampede
Weiner dogs dressed as weiner dogs? This is advertising gold.
Hyundai: The Chase
Forests, cars and talking bears, oh my!
Kia Optima: Walken Closet
In case you didnt get it from the name, this spotfeatures Christopher Walken, so its automatically an A+.
LG: The Man From The Future
No, this is not an episode of “X-Files,” its a commercial… for TV… featuring Liam Neeson.
MINI USA: Defy Labels
Small cars are people too.
Pokmon: Train On
Yes, Pokmon is still a thing, and this is the company’sfirst-ever Super Bowl ad.
Quicken Loans: What Were We Thinking?
I ask myself this question, literally, every Saturday morning.
Shock Top: Unfiltered Talk
Learn some new insults, courtesy of a talking beer tap.
SoFi: Great Loans For Great People
Dont watch if youre not a great person.
source http://allofbeer.com/2017/06/08/here-are-some-of-the-best-pre-released-super-bowl-50-commercials/
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Here Are Some Of The Best Pre-Released Super Bowl 50 Commercials
I have a confession to make: I hate the Super Bowl.
Actually, thats kind of a lie — Ive just never watched the Super Bowl. I have literally zero interest in football, or sports of any kind for that matter.
I know such a bold proclamation isnt going to go over so well with some of you, butthere’s one thing we can agree on: theenjoyment of Super Bowl commercials.
Its funny because, normally, I bitch and moan through every single commercial on TV ever. But duringthe Super Bowl, Im all about catching those ad spots!
Anyway, I wont have to do much catching up on this year’s hottest Super Bowl ads after the fact because many companies have pre-released their Super Bowl 2016 spotsonline. (Isnt the Internet just the best?)
Check out this year’s hottest Super Bowl commercials, if you, like me, plan on skipping the football festivities altogether on Sunday. Or if you just want a sneak peek — whatever floats your boat.
Budweiser: Simply Put
A hilarious PSA on not drinking and driving, featuring Helen Mirren.
Hyundai: Ryanville
“Population: Yes.”
T-Mobile: Restricted Bling
Drake parodies Drake in this Hotline Bling revival. So good.
Acura: What He Said
Learnhow a car gets made and marvel at the feats of modern technology.
Avocados from Mexico: #AvosInSpace
This is literally a commercial about aliens and avocados. I dont know.
AXE: Find Your Magic
Magic would be never having to smell AXE cologne again (so many high school memories), but this commercial has kittens in it so Im good.
Colgate: Every Drop Counts
The token don’t be a greedy assh*le, America commercial.
Death Wish Coffee: Storms-a-Brewin
Um, the name, DEATH WISH COFFEE? Yes. Yes. Everything yes.
HEINZ: Weiner Stampede
Weiner dogs dressed as weiner dogs? This is advertising gold.
Hyundai: The Chase
Forests, cars and talking bears, oh my!
Kia Optima: Walken Closet
In case you didnt get it from the name, this spotfeatures Christopher Walken, so its automatically an A+.
LG: The Man From The Future
No, this is not an episode of “X-Files,” its a commercial… for TV… featuring Liam Neeson.
MINI USA: Defy Labels
Small cars are people too.
Pokmon: Train On
Yes, Pokmon is still a thing, and this is the company’sfirst-ever Super Bowl ad.
Quicken Loans: What Were We Thinking?
I ask myself this question, literally, every Saturday morning.
Shock Top: Unfiltered Talk
Learn some new insults, courtesy of a talking beer tap.
SoFi: Great Loans For Great People
Dont watch if youre not a great person.
from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/2017/06/08/here-are-some-of-the-best-pre-released-super-bowl-50-commercials/
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Here Are Some Of The Best Pre-Released Super Bowl 50 Commercials
I have a confession to make: I hate the Super Bowl.
Actually, thats kind of a lie — Ive just never watched the Super Bowl. I have literally zero interest in football, or sports of any kind for that matter.
I know such a bold proclamation isnt going to go over so well with some of you, butthere’s one thing we can agree on: theenjoyment of Super Bowl commercials.
Its funny because, normally, I bitch and moan through every single commercial on TV ever. But duringthe Super Bowl, Im all about catching those ad spots!
Anyway, I wont have to do much catching up on this year’s hottest Super Bowl ads after the fact because many companies have pre-released their Super Bowl 2016 spotsonline. (Isnt the Internet just the best?)
Check out this year’s hottest Super Bowl commercials, if you, like me, plan on skipping the football festivities altogether on Sunday. Or if you just want a sneak peek — whatever floats your boat.
Budweiser: Simply Put
A hilarious PSA on not drinking and driving, featuring Helen Mirren.
Hyundai: Ryanville
“Population: Yes.”
T-Mobile: Restricted Bling
Drake parodies Drake in this Hotline Bling revival. So good.
Acura: What He Said
Learnhow a car gets made and marvel at the feats of modern technology.
Avocados from Mexico: #AvosInSpace
This is literally a commercial about aliens and avocados. I dont know.
AXE: Find Your Magic
Magic would be never having to smell AXE cologne again (so many high school memories), but this commercial has kittens in it so Im good.
Colgate: Every Drop Counts
The token don’t be a greedy assh*le, America commercial.
Death Wish Coffee: Storms-a-Brewin
Um, the name, DEATH WISH COFFEE? Yes. Yes. Everything yes.
HEINZ: Weiner Stampede
Weiner dogs dressed as weiner dogs? This is advertising gold.
Hyundai: The Chase
Forests, cars and talking bears, oh my!
Kia Optima: Walken Closet
In case you didnt get it from the name, this spotfeatures Christopher Walken, so its automatically an A+.
LG: The Man From The Future
No, this is not an episode of “X-Files,” its a commercial… for TV… featuring Liam Neeson.
MINI USA: Defy Labels
Small cars are people too.
Pokmon: Train On
Yes, Pokmon is still a thing, and this is the company’sfirst-ever Super Bowl ad.
Quicken Loans: What Were We Thinking?
I ask myself this question, literally, every Saturday morning.
Shock Top: Unfiltered Talk
Learn some new insults, courtesy of a talking beer tap.
SoFi: Great Loans For Great People
Dont watch if youre not a great person.
Source: http://allofbeer.com/2017/06/08/here-are-some-of-the-best-pre-released-super-bowl-50-commercials/
from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2017/06/08/here-are-some-of-the-best-pre-released-super-bowl-50-commercials/
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Here Are Some Of The Best Pre-Released Super Bowl 50 Commercials
I have a confession to make: I hate the Super Bowl.
Actually, thats kind of a lie — Ive just never watched the Super Bowl. I have literally zero interest in football, or sports of any kind for that matter.
I know such a bold proclamation isnt going to go over so well with some of you, butthere’s one thing we can agree on: theenjoyment of Super Bowl commercials.
Its funny because, normally, I bitch and moan through every single commercial on TV ever. But duringthe Super Bowl, Im all about catching those ad spots!
Anyway, I wont have to do much catching up on this year’s hottest Super Bowl ads after the fact because many companies have pre-released their Super Bowl 2016 spotsonline. (Isnt the Internet just the best?)
Check out this year’s hottest Super Bowl commercials, if you, like me, plan on skipping the football festivities altogether on Sunday. Or if you just want a sneak peek — whatever floats your boat.
Budweiser: Simply Put
A hilarious PSA on not drinking and driving, featuring Helen Mirren.
Hyundai: Ryanville
“Population: Yes.”
T-Mobile: Restricted Bling
Drake parodies Drake in this Hotline Bling revival. So good.
Acura: What He Said
Learnhow a car gets made and marvel at the feats of modern technology.
Avocados from Mexico: #AvosInSpace
This is literally a commercial about aliens and avocados. I dont know.
AXE: Find Your Magic
Magic would be never having to smell AXE cologne again (so many high school memories), but this commercial has kittens in it so Im good.
Colgate: Every Drop Counts
The token don’t be a greedy assh*le, America commercial.
Death Wish Coffee: Storms-a-Brewin
Um, the name, DEATH WISH COFFEE? Yes. Yes. Everything yes.
HEINZ: Weiner Stampede
Weiner dogs dressed as weiner dogs? This is advertising gold.
Hyundai: The Chase
Forests, cars and talking bears, oh my!
Kia Optima: Walken Closet
In case you didnt get it from the name, this spotfeatures Christopher Walken, so its automatically an A+.
LG: The Man From The Future
No, this is not an episode of “X-Files,” its a commercial… for TV… featuring Liam Neeson.
MINI USA: Defy Labels
Small cars are people too.
Pokmon: Train On
Yes, Pokmon is still a thing, and this is the company’sfirst-ever Super Bowl ad.
Quicken Loans: What Were We Thinking?
I ask myself this question, literally, every Saturday morning.
Shock Top: Unfiltered Talk
Learn some new insults, courtesy of a talking beer tap.
SoFi: Great Loans For Great People
Dont watch if youre not a great person.
from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/2017/06/08/here-are-some-of-the-best-pre-released-super-bowl-50-commercials/
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COPYCAT (s1e5)
chances are i will not get through all the eps today mostly cause i will need a nap soon and due to personal reasons that nap will be monumentally large. just warning anyone who is actually watching for these...
shes working on trying to not be a hot mess around him. good.thank god.
Mari forgetting shes supposed to be somewhere NO SAY THATS NOT TRUE
ALYA “this is not how i imagined this going” Cesario.
HANG UP THE PHONE throwing the phone does not equal hanging up
HOTSTUFF. FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. its fucking gold is what it is alya.
Alya is the friend we all need in our lives
ya thats not freaky. is that a basketball on her schedule? i wish i knew more french so i could decode her schedule...
PLAGG. Can you tell i love him? “you have one new message” *burps*
so your plan was to jus erase it in the locker room? ya no stealing it was a better plan. alya you never should have left her alone to begin with.
why would you expect superheroes to show up at an unveiling of a statue in their honor? like why is that a thing? they got shit to do dude.
chat no one buys that. no one.
tiki is the brains of this outfit.
YOURE CROUCHING CHAT I just ok
This plan wasn't thought thru which is why you stole his phone
that face oh my cinnamon child
ya cuz you have no chill either apparently
PLAGG DID YOU EAT MY PHONE Adrien honey he only eats camembert you should know that
Priorites. Mari doesnt have em in order.
but I totally would have bought him just randomly stealing a painting too tho? maybe not after using that pun butttttt
honey you already touched the phone and why would he fingerprint it?? why are these morons so cute.
Roger is a sly guy man wow you do this to our sunshine boy when he trusts you I am so offended
ya bc he’s Chat Noir. LISTEN TO THE BUG ROGER.
it is the Mona Lisa so I mean I get the hullabaloo but still
that whistle. don't be smug my boy you started this.
actual cat chat noir. with the ego to boot.
my big monster resident cat wants to sit with us but the kits have taken over half the couch. don't step on the babiesssssss.
BUGABOO. sweet heavens was this the first time he calls her that? #LADYNOIR
Hawkmoth is rolling his eyes and throwing a tantrum which is wonderful but I have never wanted a villain defeated as much as I did when he pulled the “if I cant have you no one will” trope UGH
A SPOON
love her face when she grabs the chains yessss
but uh you used your catalysm first so uhhhh should you be changing back like noww or ??? telling you its confusing
yes she is.
THE SPOON
what was the point of taping her yoyo to it??? OH THE STRING RIGHT DUH ok
weird fix love it.
ROGER IS SAD BC HE LOST THE MONA LISA lol
ladybug is clueless exhibit A
ah his name is theo...hmm
OH ladybug is clueless exhibit B
ALya girl you needa b bc Mari is a wreck #alyanette
WHERE IS NINO’S HAT **O.O**
end card brought to you by no chill nette
#ml#mlb#miraculous#miraculous: tales of ladybug & cat noir#miraculous ladybug#Ladybug#Chat Noir#Copycat#s1e5#Ladynoir vs alyanette#i love these morons tho#SPOON#NINO IS MISSING HAT#HAVE YOU SEEN NINO"S HAT? CALL ALYA#feat the coffee alien kittens#feat the kraken (aka my resident cat)#note to self: relearn french again#ladylike reference where ya at
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The Evillustrator (s1e8)
yes. I'm still here. I think the cold is almost gone but prob will continue this experiment whenever I have time and feel like it. Macchi is sleeping in the crook of my arm, Tof is curled up at my hip, and Em is enjoying a kitten free window perch. Make sure you’ve got hydration and let us begin!
so honest to god I remember being so confused the first time I saw this bc why was there suddenly two akumatized victims like what? and the evillustrator showed up and I had an oh this isnt real real moment.
love his design btw
poor kid omg why are you such a mean teacher lady he's not a cat stop that
Chloe being that one person that does nothing and still gets credit ugh I knew people like that
such a toxic friendship dear god
I pity Mari getting stuck in this group yikes
no witty remark from Plagg? oh we were robbed
how are they not seen transforming????
lol “fewer puns more action”
Chloe losing her shit over LB is the cutest omg
LB you can't just be petty bc its Chloe dude.
in which everyone loves Mari
but but he didn't fix her window?
Adrien “I can't say no” Agreste
Chat and Chloe is such a dynamic omg
Sabrina scares me more than hawkmoth...
what are you doing chat?? ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH MARI?? #marichat
and her mocking him omg so cute
This episode can be summed up in this picture:
(i try to credit photos that i use but if you know the sources feel free to add them/tag them/comment them or whatever)
He just wants a date hawkmoth jeesh
she could’ve talked to him instead of tricking him just saying
Chat what is that gonna do??
NOW IS NOT THE TIME MARI
I don't think gravity applies to anyone in costume
in which Chat doesn't know how to use his own stick -- also what was tiki thinking?? ah yes we will just transform right in front of him lol
what is he talking about? omg Chat sweet child
I love that she practices her dramatic excuses omg
Chloe: MY CLOTHES
Evillustrator: KILL KILL KILL
what was the pt of saying that LB? like I get the whole I am a strong independent bug who need no cat but just felt uneccessary bc he already thinks that...
again isnt Chat supposed to be super strong?
I hate the English using “little lady” like why that isnt the translation
~*pound it*~
let's be real he was never gonna get the miraculouses for you hawkmoth
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AGRESTE?
look at our sunshine child fishing for compliments
hey look its NO CHILL NETTE
end card being Nathaniel’s drawing changing from Mari to LB is cute and sets up for future use
#ml#mlb#miraculous#miraculous: tales of ladybug & cat noir#Ladybug#Chat Noir#The Evillustrator#s1e8#is this the ep that clonath comes from?#Tof and Macchi are out cold still#Em is in bed#feat the coffee alien kittens#feat the kraken (aka my resident cat)#guys we saw the first of Marichat#Marichat#totally curious about chat's need for all that bravado around Mari tho
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Dark Cupid (s1e10)
Macchi is looking at me from where he's curled up and it's hella cute. yes we know your the cutest sweet thang.
thank you max for adding science and math to this superflurous lesson of literature.
he buys that? hun. sweetie. why?
poet Adrien awwww
Tiki blessssss
Alya hun you're embarrassing him
ah look its no chill nette
Alya: but your my girlfriend...ok fine if it makes you happy
dramatic fangirls and “shes not crying enough” omg
alya such a good friend for Mari wow
Plagg blesss you could never lose your appetite
oh kim no this is a bad idea yikes
got distracted by Macchi’s stretch and Tof’s toebeans omg
its no longer a favor, hawkmoth is learning
love the wings on dark cupid but his head thing is weird
oh we know what you meant Alya lol
again with the park bench? hun your house is right there!
#LADYNOIRRRRRR
AND HE PROTECTS HER OMG
actual grumpy cat Chat Noir
why does everyone assume getting Chat’s miraculous is so easy?
wheeeeeee! Chloe goes for a spin lol
HOW DARE HE and she looks so offended omg
kiss your PURRRRRRRINCESSSSS LB lol
but like I'm actually curious what the arrow would've done to her...
if you don't try killing your crush at least once is it really a crush? lol
*yells in anguish* LADYBUG
#LADYNOIR yay
I love how she just hurtles Chat like he's nothing omg
also GUYS are we under the assumption that Chat was her first kiss then #LOVESQUARE
**POUND IT**
same hawkmoth same
oh but DID YOU SIGN IT MARI NO YOU DID NOT
Plagg lol don't rub it innnn
so technically they WERE valentines #adrienette
MHMMMMMM YES PLAGG bless
NO SHE DID NOT SIGN ITTT
what an end card omg
#ml#mlb#miraculous#miraculous: tales of ladybug & cat noir#Ladybug#Chat Noir#Dark Cupid#s1e10#ladynoir#adrienette#love square#i love these morons tho#feat the coffee alien kittens#foster kittens
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The Pharaoh (s1e6)
the cats are still sleeping. Tof is against my hip and Macchi is taking up the rest of the couch like the prince he is. Em is pouting from the footstool thing next to me because she is the biggest cat curled up on the smallest space. Em there is a whole perch right there you could be on...no ok then. ONWARDS.
“freak out. it's my history book.” no chill nette has been rubbing off on you hun.
ok no I just sneezed everywhere. I'm medicating and sleeping. my head is killing me. don't get sick people. it sucks.
...
I AM BACK AND STILL SICK. yes I took a monumental sleep and woke up delirious and forgot I was doing this. but I'm back, so lets hydrate and begin...
ok but how did she drop the book???
motivational tiki is everything Mari needs.
ok but how did she figure out that her high school was the only that uses that book--wait they're all 10th graders? ok I thought they were like 7th graders honestly. (yes my brain said that she was like 12 and saving Paris. idk why.)
Mari doesn't know either ok ya needa give her more clues tiki
Adrien obsessively trying to figure out who LB is too is adorable. I want Alya and Adrien totally fangirling about it together now, just saying.
Adrien did you not just hear what Alya said? Plagg doesn't have the patience for this. yes yes Adrien that's what Alya said....you prob know her from this info. THINK BOYYYY (oh wait this is before dark owl hold up)
Plagg: CHEEEESSSSEEEEE (same plagg same)
to you or me. ya tiki help our girl out shes drowning
Tof wants loveeee. wait where is Macchi....i found him, hes sleeping in a basket of blankets omg. Tof is back under my computer. vibrating. adorable little monster omg
Alya what are you looking at??
Jalil is just gonna push this child out of the way like dude. look at her face omg
Tutankhamun. ya that's not a real name.
I like how they are insinuating that they had big round harry potter glasses back in Egyptian days... I mean they prob did have some kind of glasses but idk history class never mentioned disability in history at my garbage school so.
be proud of you accomplishments Jalil whooo
ALYANETTE OMG
dude that's your son chill out man
OH NO NONNO DO NOT TOUCH THE ARTIFACTS DUDE NONO BAD JUJU
PRICELESS HISTORICAL OBJECT WITH BAD JUJU MANNN have you never seen horror movies? been to a museum? YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE ARTIFACTS
aw sad jalil
aw no hawkmoth here to make dad wrong and shake shit up HE GONNA TOUCH THE ARTIFACT
oh right the pt of coming to the museum
or not. cool necklace tho.
lost mari and alya “why are we here again” cesario TIKI SHOW THE THING FOR GODS SAKE wait guys guys turn around ohno dear god
time thing is cool but I low key would've liked to see what “hey you” guy was planning on doing lol
GUYS TOFFEE IS BEING HELLA CUTE AND I CANT HANDLE IT OMG. shes curled up under my computer purring like a little goof and playing with my hands when im not typing
Alya: OMG FOOTAGE FOR THE LADYBLOG!
Mari: goddamnit Alya ya gonna get captured again
how does alya not see her transform?
OMG HES GONNA TOUCH THE STICK
I totally thought plagg was talking about Adrien for a sec there lol i saw that eye roll plagg
I guess he's not actually touching the stick...
ALYANETTE OR IS IT ALYABUG???
bad choice bug bad choice
can we appreciate Chat trying to run when his feet weren't on the floor? like what was the plan there? throw him off his rhythm? lol and pharaoh just threw him out of the way so perfectly bless and alya taping the whole thing so perfectly thats great lol
Shit ya now he sees you alya whatcha gonna do now? (meanwhile LB youre like really strong whats the hold up???)
same LB same
shamelessly plugging your blog oh ya
ALYABUG ALYABUG @megatraven
alya is so extra omg
ya chat LB needs to rescue her girlfriend
zombies ok but seriously appreciate Alya’s commitment to the story omg
sweet child. YOU ARE THE OFFERING. not sure his logic with the similar looks bc honestly its just the glasses but ok
SLOWMOOOOOO lol
Plagg. dude.
Chat saving his purrrrrrincesss #Ladynoir
LADYBUG IN THE PAST BABBBBYYYYY woowowow
well he is but he doesn't believe that and that's not really a good reason just saying
creepy chanting ok then --but actual cat chat is adorable
ALYABUG wow so much in this ep but uh guys he can fly so focusss? yep saw that comming and she just yep ok then
zombies are kinda smart cool..not that smart tho
CIRCLE OF DARKNESSSSSS HUHUHUHU
not sure why lucky charm was used so late in the game but alrightly then
Alya dude. shes trying to save you.
CHAT WHY ARE YOU JUS SITTING THERE
Alya has confidence and she knows it lol love it
I seriously worry about how stupid some of these villans are...hawkmoth ya need to akumatize better people if you wanna win
Alya ya never ask a woman’s age omg
ALYANETTE is back, but no really how is Mari hiding that book in that tiny bag???
History lesson cool and sweet awwww
end card is eh ok good enough i guess
#ml#mlb#miraculous#miraculous: tales of ladybug & cat noir#Ladybug#Chat Noir#Ladynoir vs alyanette#Pharaoh#s1e6#it continues my friends#im a convert meg what have you done to me#i do still love the love square tho#its so stupid how can you not#feat the coffee alien kittens#Toffe is still sleeping beside me and Macchi is in the basket still#The kraken is also asleep#foster kittens#resident cat#They just sleep get a job contribute to society you freeloaders
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The cats have figured out how they like sleeping on the bed
And i can’t move.
So Em always sleeps on my left side. Always within reach, stomach level, and touching me in some way.
However the foster kittens have figured out their spots and it’s adorable and hilarious and slightly uncomfortable.
They are both on my right side. Tof curls up at my knees or feet and will usually end up under a blanket at some point through the night. She likes her own space unlike her brother. Mac on the other hand will be right in my face usually. He sleeps on my neck, or against my back. Usually at shoulder level or very close to my head. Oh and he gives kisses. Yes goodnight kisses are essential to Mac. Right on my nose. Every night.
So basically moving at all results in waking up all three cats. Therefore late night trips to the bathroom are accompanied by yes all three cats.
#i dont mind it#fostering saves lives#foster kittens#feat the coffee alien kittens#feat the kraken (aka my resident cat)#lets be real i love it#my babies#so freaking sweet#CATS#ILL ADD PHOTOS IF YOU WANT ME TO
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Lady WIFI (s1e7)
I don't know why but lady wifi being the 7th episode is pleasing to me for some reason...also I like that it comes after Pharaoh. like Astruc was like yes let's explore Alya and the badass that she is.
the cats were chased away from trying to climb my blinds, which Macchi had a few things to say about. He little mews in response to me chiding him are adorable. stop climbing the blinds my child. mew. yes you cant climb the blinds. mew. boyyyy. mew. its a whole convo I swear. they are now playing in a box with their jingle balls. hydrate my lovelies and let us begin what I’m already assuming is gonna be such an alyanette ep I'm gonna lose my shit. damn you @megatraven
no chill nette has definitely been rubbing off on Alya omg
ok but if mari is MIA working why was Adrien in class?
also why was chloe’s ladybug costume at school
DJWIFI BEGINS
SEEEE CHAT was there so why was he in class???
also thinking Chloe is LB is hilarious CRAYCRAYLADY is right Nino knows what's up
had to handle the little aliens. Toff though climbing the window screen was a good idea (she's fine, I just worry) and then proceeded to wrestle Macchi (which again i worry since they had surgery the other day). Now they've settled-ish. Tof is under my computer again and Macchi is on my shoulder watching her lol. my kits are being cray cray dear god
glad to see your priorites are in order Mari lol
Sabine that sounds exhausting no the child needs sleep
is wifi like not a private thing you have to buy yourself in France?
Toff is being an absolute sweet little monster omg. yes ill hold your paw baby girl.
chloe serving up salt wow
weird analogy Nino but ok
same Mari same
does anybody else see the flirting couple in this scene?? i wonder if they get together lol
DJWIFI BABY lol what was the plan here???? seriously???
no really im curious
ONLY MY VERY SOUL.MY SECRET GARDEN. MY LIFE FORCE. chloe chill out bitch
chloe calling her dad is iconic WAIT TIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS
*whispers*whitepriveledgeatitsfinest
weird analogies in this ep seriously
YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR MARI HOW ARE YOU THIS LATE?
this line she says about truth when shes is akumatized omg guys do you see how much Alya and Mari are alike? like Ladywifi is all about truth and the fandom’s akumatized Mari is “Lady Justice” who is all about TRUTH AND JUSTICE its indirect alyanette omg
Mari is actually good at slipping into class OR NOT lol no chill nette is back
Adrien having an internal crisis lol
but like this is how horror movies start?
again with the transformation space, what if he can actually still see you? like guys be smart about this
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES but don't forget your homework
see Adrien get the whole being incognito thing
LB SALT
DONT ANSWER THE PHONE too late
uh but the hair hun
BLESS his little flex omg and their look like “uh really you don't know us?”
this running perspective is so weird O.O
Chat this isnt the time omg
lady wifi is a cool villain. I'm curious where she got all those phones tho
**BeCaUsE iTs MaGiC**
also Hawkmoth is very absent here like that would’ve been the time to tell her to get the miraculous jus saying
TOMCAT’S COME TO SAVE HIS LOVEBUG we know your jealous alya we know --and his little wink omg #LADYNOIR yesssss
Plagg: no I want to shiver here I'm not gonna help
OR YOU COULD JUST TAKE THE MIRACULOUSES FROM HER EARS honestly hawkmoth this is why you keep losing
[she cackles] nice
same LB same
you would think Chloe would've learned NOT TO ANSWER THE PHONE
Plagg is just sitting there. not helping. dude. babe. help the sunshine child.
love this fix omg
gentle bug awwww #LADYNOIRRRRR
omg I love this part
ok but how did she break the service thingy?
I love how Chat and LB depended on each other so much in this ep omg
POUND IT
fangirling Alya cool
awwwwww gentle Chat he loves her so much awwww #LADYNOIR
Plagg dude he can’t know, you know this.
wise Mari, but were you guys seriously talking about telling Chat?
Alya hooking her bestie with pics of her crush cute #alyanette and low key being the smartest idiot on the show
so end card was peak Alyanette but the ep was actually more ladynoir and I really really loved how chat was actually like the reason they won and it was just so wholesome to see them teamwork it so well omg
#ml#mlb#miraculous#miraculous: tales of ladybug & cat noir#Ladybug#Chat Noir#Ladynoir vs alyanette#Lady Wifi#s1e7#feat the coffee alien kittens#Toffee being such a sweetheart#fosteringsaveslives#foster kittens#the kits turned off my power strip again tho
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Timebreaker (s1e4)
fed cats, heated up leftovers, grabbed a plain bagel and rice crispy treat to eat after the leftovers (??), grabbed two cough drops, and another bottle of water. for why? I don't know I already have ice water next to me. Macchi has curled up on my lap and made satisfied chirps at me. yes this cat is for real. im ready.
SABINE TOM you cuties ooooooooooooooo i just realized why their logo is TS as in Tom and Sabine. dear god its been years of me not knowing why...
would you lay down toffee you're making me nervous. what...what is that. thats like...what are you doing...oh. she wanted back under my computer.
tom who are you looking for? cool dad waves at his kid’s classmates in a fancy restaurant.
Alix bless. Cool watch. *wiggles eyebrows at spoilers* ahead of his time mhmmmmm
tiki is adorable.
me when i forget plans: carefully crafted calm hiding actual panic
WHY YOU WINKING BOY? HAVE YOU NEVER WINKED BEFORE?
“my neck is bigger than your thigh”
that's the most words Jeluka has said all year, I'm proud of her.
actual middle schoolers (on side note: kim’s face and booty and just lol what even)
Alix: ya ill just give this super important watch to the first person in front of me and just freak her out with how important it is. no big.
Alya trusts Marinette but doesnt not understand Nino’s enthusiasm is a two person job yet. Adrien wants to help and Chloe does not.
no chill nette
THE HEROES OF PARIS EVERYBODYY
Kim kim kim kim KIM SHUT UP
Ya but you shouldn’t have randomly given it to just anyone to hold???
LET TOM EAT. Sabine worry face.
hello dad yes i am totally still at the bakery.
technically a cool villian, love that hawkmoth calls it a favor.
somanythoughtsonpeoplefreezefacesicanthandleitandneithercanyou
RUN MARI bug lady is gonna get you wait--
the places they transform that they think no one will see them is hilarious to me
alyanette?
IVAN BLESS YOU AND YOUR BUSH
#LADYNOIR
ladybug’s head totally looked like a floating head when she looks around after going back in time. look at it. youll see. looooookkkk.
the diff in perspective is cool
SHOCKED FACES (Mari: wait isnt that my voice?)
sure ya LB shouldve been gentler in telling you oh look out yall gonna die
the real reason adrien doesnt make the connection
Mari’s suspicious face is wonderful
PRIORITIES. CAKE SHOULD ALWAYS BE FIRST
not the time for the nine lives joke cat
totally getting cooool foreshadowing vibes jus saying
when villian call him cat noir in the english version it sounds really weird to me bc in my head his name comes out french (ie chat noir)
ok but then there would be three of you?? and one watch???
THATS A BAD PLAN GUYS
good job chat.
good job ladybugs.
so the watch is fixed anyways? even tho it wasnt technically broken during the battle? **mAgIc**
ya no kidding
oh chat.
*cough* ya ok hawkmoth but I have a feeling the joke will be on you.
cute end card.
#ml#mlb#miraculous#miraculous: tales of ladybug & cat noir#Ladybug#Chat Noir#Timebreaker#s1e4#feat the coffee alien kittens
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Mr. Pigeon (s1e2)
Macchiato has fallen asleep at my side and it looks like he's watching with me omg. Why you so cute my sweet thang.
ah yes Mari-i have no chill-nette is back
she is a fashion designer that doesn't pay attention to what her idol is wearing??
alyaneeettttteeeeee
“off the chain” count = 2
Chloe wouldn’t have been easier to actually design something yourself???
mr. ramier is so extra omg
ugh ya bird poop, i kinda agree with roger but harsh dude
i wanted to see a feather jacket design, just saying
omg macci is out cold. his little tongue is sticking out.
designing Marinette is one of my favorite Marinettes
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENING? that would be terrifying
I'm totally not scared of birds...
Mr. Pigeon is just as extra is not more extra. bet that's why hawkmoth likes him lol
BIRD PLANES
that little sneeze. I love that they made him allergic to something
ridiculous chat noir is my favorite chat noir -- and this plan made me think of this:
he was looking for them, so why dress like a cop?
BIRD-DAR
ya this isnt unsettling at all. surrounded by pigeons. ya birdseed is right ladybug.
HOW DID PIGEONS LIFT THAT METAL CAGE--wait WHERE DID PIGEONS GET A METAL CAGE???
no hawkmoth I got to ask nicely-DEAR GOD BIRD POOP
he’s so EXTRA. gravity got nothin on MR PIGEON
pigeons vs metal door DO YOU SEE WHY IM UNSETTLED???
cat jokes so many cat jokes
plagg you're adorable MY GOOYINESS
did he call her LB?
again with the cage? just how?
bird-dar is failing us but i love their faces when he looks at them standing there
Chat do you wanna die--wait don't answer that
this solution was so extra. extra solution for the extra mr pigeon
their pigeons what did you expect hawkmoth??
I'm always late too Mari
Gabriel showing up on the iPad is such a mood tho like ya id do that too if I could.
alyanettttteeee
that's how you solve the problem Mari good job. also love the signature.
Macchi's head fell on my arm and he was getting irritated that it was moving as I typed and I just told him that and he just chirped at me like he was answering me. scuze me while I melt.
Adrien is clueless exhibit B: the hand touch.
Marinette is clueless exhibit A or is feather allergies common in France??
alyanette in that end card tho. Adrien's face in the end card is how I feel rn, ugh my nose.
#ml#mlb#miraculous#miraculous: tales of ladybug & cat noir#Chat Noir#Ladybug#Mr.Pigeon#s1e2#my clueless little morons#feat the coffee alien kittens#Macchiato is making me melt over here#foster kittens#Toffee is asleep at my legs
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Horrificater s1e11
okokokokok i am back on my shit and doing my rants bc i wanna do season 3 rants and my brain won’t let me until i finish the s1&2 rants and just go with me on this please xD
aww look at my cuties acting! Mylene is adorable.
how much makeup does the boy need wow
omg SALTY MARI
SMELLY CAT SMELLY CAT don’t tell me you didn’t think that first too...
damn chloe lay off
ivan sweetie you so sweet on her omg --wait did he say BOZOS??
i jus...i have questions gabriel seriously....
nino is such a bossy directer omg
SALTY MARI IS THE BEST
i love alya in this omg
NINO IS A ROMANTIC and alya is having NONE OF THAT
why you steal our sunshine boy’s juice chloe jus why
oooooohhhh im getting early alyanino vibes cute
damn chloe
she a sweet child and now she a goopy monster -who still cute- (honestly i really like the design for her akumatization)
DONT TOUCH THE GOOP MARINETTEEEE
how does alya not see the goop? question the goop? like hunny youre a reporter...
poor adrien is like please no
DIRECTOR NINO
no seriously, why all the makeup? you dont see her doing that for any of the girls??
PREACH ALYA
SALTY MARI YES OMG
(im sorry totally spoiler here but where was this Mari in reflectadoll?)
Alya youre making me cringe please stop
1 pt to chloe for slight self awareness moment
~horror movie moment~ it begins
he so soft for her omg and the parralells with chloe wow
wow she cant “act” but i feel like i knew this...
HE WAS SO MUCH MORE INTO THAT KISS DO NOT TELL ME OTHERWISE BUHAHAHaha
CHLOE PLEASE LIKE 5 MORE MINUTES
director nino baby lol
*whispers* nepotism
CHEESY HORROR MOVIE ASTHETICCCCC yesssss
can i just say that nathaniel’s reaction is gorgeous omg so theaterical and i honestly forgot he was there up until now im sorry little tomato child
NINO DUDE YOUR FRIENDS
science brain has questions about this goo and i just
DUNDUNDUNNNNN
love jeluka’s reaction my girl yes i bet she loves scary movies
(science brain wants toooo knowwwwwwwww)
Nino knows whats happening and just doesnt care bc
*whispers* power couple power couple power couple #alyanino
sexy chat & nino fangirling = WONDERFUL
you cant tell me she isnt happy to see him omg that smile! power couple power couple power couple #ladynoir
Nino has one priority and its his movie lol
~HORROR MOVIE STUPIDITY~ wonderful 0u0
i fudgin love chat
i wanna know how that thing fit under that desk like just I HAVE QUESTIONS ASTRUC. QUESTIONS!!!
jeluka is me in this ep omg
DID HE JUS HEWWO???
i love that LB eye shot wow yesss
I NEED A GIF OF CHAT TRYING TO GET FREE OF THE SLIME OMG IM DYING
*licks you* *steals your friend* *runs away* who is she?
“by defeating fear, we defeat it”
okay but why does no one question that LB knows mylene’s name--wait orgins duh.
chloe for gods sake
HEADCANNON THAT ADRIEN DOES THAT TO NINO ALOT AND DID THIS ON INSTINCT
is she painting her nails in an egg thing?? iconic
dont you jus love he asks about her??? AWWWWWW and her soft look omg
bless chat also can we jus appreciate that the cage was his idea and his idea alone? my boy
jeluka: uh this is a box???
again why is no one questioning that she jus knew to sing mylene’s song?
fudging bless chat and his drums
that little look nino gives alya
look at the little baby awww
~pound itttt~
she so tired of Nino lol
not the ending we expected but its the ending we deserved
i too am outraged nino, i too lol
okay guys another one down! unfortunately i dont have foster kittens currently. Tof and Macci got adopted out (together!!!) and i moved since i last posted these. I do have my pup sleeping on my bed (with her little carrot toy, yes its very cute considering how shes a giant puppy) and my cat is sleeping at my feet currently, but no kitten shenanagins to accompany me.
As for the ep, i really like this ep. It is jus cute and jeluka’s reaction to “fear” in this ep is deeply relatable to me bc i too laugh in the face of such danger. like i have scarier things to worry about that some akuma monster. Also it was nice to see mylene’s reaction to fear in comparison.
Also Astruc, i need more info on the smelly wolf song and the goo, like share your secrets please.
#ml#mlb#miraculous#miraculous: tales of ladybug & cat noir#Ladybug#Chat Noir#horifficator#miraculous season 1#ml season 1#mlb watch#fox rants#the alien coffee kittens#feat the kraken (aka my resident cat)#feat my monster (aka my dog)#john mulaney reference#all gifs i got from google bc my computer is being temperamental#so NOT my gifs#aight imma go to bed and will continue this another night
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Stormy Weather (s1e3)
currently surrounded by two foster kits and my cat. yes, Macchi is still by my side sleeping but totally looks like he's watching with me.
I get this is making satire about kid competitions but wow just gross and disturbingly accurate
Manon. just Manon. what was that child on?
Alya is extra when it comes to making Mari happy #alyanette
creepiest freaking akumatization in entire series. hands down. prove me wrong i wanna discuss this.
She was a badass villain
Mari-im hella extra and have no chill-nette and Alya “this is not turning out how i imagined” Cesario
Mari’s fucking face wth
hold up i need to move the cats so i can move my legs. Toffee is now stretched out on my legs and the look of pure bliss on her face is just everything. Shes vibrating.
ya for real love stormy weather.
Alya is friend goals
Mari’s reaction to Manon’s question about Adrien is so cute omg
ok but where did all the other people around the carousel go?
ya no one will see me transform behind this bench.
PLAGG *heart eyes*
or just here by all this equipment.
LOVE LOVE LOVE the interaction between Chat and Stormy. The dialogue, the body language, the facial expressions. perfect.
LB so gentle with him bless
and so flirty with him? LB you doin me a confuse
Chat: ya ill just stand here and watch this bus come flying towards me.
LB: i protec
is it summer?
*gets distracted by Macchi’s toe beans*
cool night vision & chat vision
oh oh is this your hand? ya im not letting it go, that girl is scary.
“check it out” = destroy
complicated fix but ok cool
how did they not die? **MaGiC**
firefighters high-fiving “yeah we melted the ice dome with out minds!”
MANON KNOWS ALL
i need snacks...
#ml#mlb#miraculous#miraculous: tales of ladybug & cat noir#Ladybug#Chat Noir#Stormy Weather#s1e3#feat the coffee alien kittens#foster kittens#Toffee if you keep looking at me like that im gonna die#toffee is as sweet as her name dear god#must take a moment to pet toffee bc she's asking for love and she's got babydoll eyes and i cant say no
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