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animatedtext · 3 months
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get anything for your partner yet? i bet with all that staring at him you'll have a good idea all his measurements... get him some actual fashionable clothes.
but a custom fitted gun carrier/holster, like one of those shoulder vest strap ones? would look amazing strapped up, and he should carry anyway! to protect you!
Yes obviously, but I can't answer what or once again I would spoil it. And of course I know his measurements, I can deduce anyone's measurements with just a few looks. Maybe a nice fitted suit, could be a good idea. A gun holster would be wise, given he keeps shoving his gun down the back of his trousers, which really isn't good for gun safety, he could shoot his bum off, would be such a waste. I saw cases before where idiots shot certain body parts off because they thought keeping a locked and loaded gun in their pants is a good idea. A holster would for sure be safer and more attractive.
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raspberrysmoon · 14 days
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the opening announcements told me to brag ablut where i am. guys this building was built in 1927 !!!! woag!!!!!
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sniperct · 10 months
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I remember when companies first started pushing VOIP phones
and I remember being incredibly untrusting of the entire concept from a quality and safety standpoint
That opinion has not changed, and in fact has gotten worth after years of supporting this shit
VOIP requires a) working internet b) power, I cannto tell you how often I get people freaking out because their phones don't work due to power or internet issues.
Landlines require neither to work
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What if I give The Last Monday's Jon an AXE?
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star-the-car · 4 months
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i got a status update from my top school im so nervous to see i got in-
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pshiftcultureis · 3 months
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P shifter culture is not wanting to give disclaimers about being endel every time i talk about transforming even if externally that s what we are to people but being too afraid of being guillotined and labeled as evil or incapable of discernment due to what psychiatric labels are given to us.
It's wanting to use the p shifter label but being too averse to conflict to express yourself with what label you want.
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softskiesahead · 4 months
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i think hes trying really hard to look cute for u. maybe u should reward him !?
ummmmmm. no
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aif0s-w · 1 year
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Finally the mcdonalds is back in my city and I just went there for the first time in a year
Never thought I’d miss that kind of food but here we are
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dr-lizortecho · 6 months
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Tell us why you prefer Damon to Klaus (same!!) and what you see as the similarities and differences between them? I always struggle to understand why people who love Klaroline criticize Delena as too toxic because to me Delena is actually a whole lot more loving and less unhealthy than most romances on that show!!
You asked in good faith anon so I’ll keep this short and sweet <3 I love Delena- I think they’re imperfect and that Damon did a lot of fucked up things, but I’ll argue I think they had something borderline healthy being built towards- their communication better than a lot of the other relationships and their dynamic not built on gaslighting and manipulation (though all present if that makes sense).
I refrain from discussing Kl*us out of respect for people who like him (except when I’m Tyler posting- oops) and will just say I don’t like him and though he’s fucked in the head like Damon I think the narrative handled them rather differently which colors my opinions vastly.
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imalwayskidding · 2 years
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Itachi NOOoooo- a horror story in 3 parts
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Tfw you wear something and convince yourself that yeah, it's pretty good
And then the second someone points it out you're like
Oh no
Itachi only has 1 braincell and that is unagi
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Funny au:
Where did you even get that?! Your dad?????
I- ...yes.
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w0rped-moss · 1 year
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I wasn't aware that was an unpopular opinion like he was a king for a reason
my headcanon is that xero tried to kill the king and he just fucking destroyed him. fucked him up so bad. xero says it was an execution because it’s so embarrassing that this short whiteboy eviscerated him. all his torn up cloak bits? yeah that’s his shell. he got buzzsawed
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avvrice · 2 years
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I don’t even know much about Amber Heard but I find it extremely ironic how she’s provided evidence for how Johnny is an awful person (photographs of him being drunk and laying on the floor, footage of him being aggravated and being abusive, him literally being friends with Marilyn Manson, and text messages where he is the most vitriolic and vile), and yet, she’s somehow the one with the hidden agenda. 1/4
2/4 Amber’s verdict is a joke and it shows how much of a joke the American justice system itself is. With how many people are making fun of her, blindly supporting Johnny, and even going as far as to discredit the MeToo movement; they don’t care about domestic abuse victims of either gender. They just want to push their own agenda and gain power. If Johnny’s reputation was really as ruined as people claimed, then how come he has had a gigantic amount of support despite the fact?
How come he’s treating this case more like a joke with him laughing at certain points and making jokes when this is supposed to be a serious defamation case? How come he was able to easily fly to England but never showed up for court for his verdict? Shit like this is why I hate celebrity culture. God help humanity if this is how people see as “justice” for now on. 3/4
He’s not doing this to save his reputation. Johnny is doing this to permanently humiliate Amber to the point where no one hears about her again. He just wants revenge plain and simple and the fact people are blindly supporting him and treating him as if he’s just a misunderstood victim when he’s not is fucking disgusting and an insult to actual male abuse victims as well as female. It’s misogyny. 4/4
yeah i pretty much agree with you anon. there’s nothing i can add here because you’re reciting my own thoughts on the matter perfectly. im not going to use my blog to talk extensively about this case at all, i find the whole ordeal pretty stressful, but i am upset at the verdict and the horrific media smear campaign against amber heard in general. im just glad to hear someone sharing my opinion tbh
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feshmushoom · 2 years
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how about you trade through messages ;)
For messaging, I think I’d only do that with a mootie.
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r0nnietherat · 9 months
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i was not able to sleep last night and i'm about to make it other people's problems
so r0nnie what's your favorite food? what color keeps you up at night? are your windows locked? are you sure?
Babygirl I’m up in the Rapunzel tower just waiting for you, wym are my windows locked?? You’re LATE
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cemeterything · 2 years
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