#forest.txt

[woodsdyke]

haven't posted photos of my apartment since I rearranged, got curtains, changed the gallery wall, etc. so happy with this maximalist disaster

#forest.txt #interior design #maximalist #maximalism #houseplants #thrifting

[ironforest4]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Grovyle's body

#forest.txt #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd2 #grovyle

[foresthuntermajrach]

Hi, did a thing

#town of salem #fanfiction #fanfic #tos fanfic #godfather x retributionist #retributionist #town of abstainers amirite #hurt no comfort goes pretty nicely in this one #forest.txt

[deforester-dream]

ohhh my goodness . boyfriends. i’m srsly giggling and kicking my legs.

#forest.txt #gay post my apologies

[woodsdyke]

might be swinging a bat at a hornets nest here but

specifically in denver at least ive noticed a lot of leftists are some of the most deeply unpleasant people ive ever met

like sure you know the basics of marxism but have you ever engaged with contemporary theory and have u learned how to explain those concepts without filling everything with jargon? or have u read like, anything else? have u considered reading a book and not incoorporating it into ur life is meaningless and no i dont mean just slapping ACAB on ur profile header

do you like... talk to your neighbors? like in a meaningful way? do u go out of your way to help people even if it's something like helping a neighbor shovel snow from their driveway or offering to go pick up their groceries?

i just have a met a lot of people who are some of the most bitter, condescending ppl who act Like That under the guise of being The Ones Who Are Right and are deeply unpleasant to well-intentioned ppl who might not be Radical Enough even tho the way to develop ur politics is thru... learning? and yeah 'go read a book' is fine if ur like me with a postgrad education, but what if the well-intentioned person is like, your dad who works 60-70 hours a week and never finished high school and possibly has a learning disability. u think im gonna tell my dad to go read early 20th century sociological theory???

idk i just think you can have All The Right Opinions but if you aren't, you know, nice, it really doesn't mean a lot lol

if u read this and got mad at me i need u to light a nice candle and have a little cup of tea or something and then not send me an ask about it

#forest.txt

[woodsdyke]

nothing like making intense eye contact with the thrift flippers at goodwill as im the one who gets my hands on a $200 jacket for $2. ohhhh you wanted to sell this on poshmark as part of your hashtag girlboss grind? sad! im going to sew a bunch of shit on it to decrease its value and never sell it until some gay teen finds it at an estate sale after my death, specifically because i hate you

#forest.txt

[ironforest4]

Took a hit of that taranzaza and now i miss my wife

#taranza #forest.txt

[woodsdyke]

today i visited beach, my friend beach, you know, from the pacific ocean ❓

#my photos #washington #beach #nature #pnw #ocean #pacific ocean #pacific northwest #places #forest.txt

[woodsdyke]

sometimes i scroll through my dash and play a game where i decide which innocuous post has the most batshit insane notes and it's a bad game and it's not fun but i do keep playing it

#forest.txt #like not the posts about politics or whatever. just the most normie post you've ever seen. open up those notes and take a gander #it's haunting

[woodsdyke]

im on some houseplant groups on fb for buying/selling plants in seattle and many of the members are cishet women and man. they really live such a tragic existence

someone was selling her entire plant collection because she travels for work and 'her husband doesn't "do plants"' so there's no one to take care of the plants when she's gone and they keep dying. imagine giving up a hobby you love bc ur stupid husband won't take the smallest amount of initiative to water your plants. it's not even hard

just like girl get rid of the husband the plants are way cooler

#forest.txt #like it's TRAGIC girl you dont have to live like this

[ironforest4]

Want to make a kirby au but I have no idea how to describe the way it works. Yes it's a vessel for magoranza howd you guess

#magoranza #forest.txt #flower crown

[ironforest4]

grovyle would say some shit like "dusknoir is a formidable foe. he is not to be underestimated. after our last encounter i was barely able to walk" and not explain what he means by that

#forest.txt #explorers of sky #grovyle #suggestive

[woodsdyke]

last night i looked in my sink to find a very small crab that had caught a ride home from the beach in one of the shells i collected. 30 minutes of learning how to keep a marine crab alive overnight turned into a mad dash to the one beach still open before the gates closed. i got him home at 11pm. he had a wild couple hours. incredibly disruptive situation for both of us

#he didnt pinch me once during all of this. so polite #forest.txt

[woodsdyke]

since moving to washington I've gotten into taking photos of myself pointing at shit that is obviously the focus on the photo, and very prominent

#forest.txt #its over done by now but still very funny to me