#fran complains

[a-girl-named-fran]

Corporate America's background check processes make me feral

#fran complains #i fucking hate this whole situation #i just want a job that will pay me semi decently so i don't end up homeless #is that so much to ask for?

[soldier-poet-king]

SAD!

#the duality of fran #ignore me theres just so much its midnight i am perpetually exhausted snd yet cant sleep #melatonin. melatonin save me. save me melatonin #just hugely sad suddenly #desperately terribly sad and idk why #annoyed af bc politics at family dinner my shitty uncles alabaman wife was like IM VOTING FOR TRUMP #MAAM???? MAAM?????????? #it turned into a Whole thing #and ive stopped drinking most weekends. im trying to be good I know how easy it is to just have a glass or two or three of wine #so i only drink when i want to and am in a good mood #so not. just bc shitty family #BUT YKWIM #and then idk. im just. really sad and despairingly lonely and idk whY #OBJECTIVELY LIFE IS GOOD AND EVERYTHING IS FINE #and YET #idk man. im going to curl up into the tiniest ball possible under all my blankets #and pretend that weight is comforting human contact #my joints will complain but i gotta squish myself #touch starved touch averse meltdown yknow. yknow. one of those #disgusting and pathetic and selfish!!!! to delete later #tmrw i have to be responsible and good again #and i will stop moping stop thinking abt it go back to pretending that there isnt a void in my chest!!! #fine!!! this is fine!!!

[pxmlx]

I have rewatched The Nanny so many times in such a short amount of time and I still want to watch it again 😭 but out of fear of overdoing it, I’m considering rewatching the Polish version of it instead, however I’m afraid it’s not going to be as good as I remember it from my childhood 🥹

#cc babcock #the nanny #fran drescher #fran fine #niania frania #the nanny tv show #polish version of the nanny was my jam when I was younger #laura lane #this is me complaining

[sednonamoris]

price and hound listening to divorced dad rock together knowing damn well their parents never divorced when they should have

#an unbreakable trauma bond 🤝 #fran speaks #hellhound #it’s what they spar to btw #the whole 141 watching and taking bets #gaz complaining that they’re so ooooolllldddddd and can’t they listen to something newer #and then hound plays wap out of spite

[miyamoratsumuu]

we're being asked to write smth with 500 words and more with the theme of unrequited love, and the two characters involved have to be a country girl and city boy as a quarterly project. I think this is my fav thing this whole school year so far

#i love this sm #a guy that I'm close friends with kept on complaining about how he didn't want to write a cliche love story or whatever #and the whole time I was like: 🤨🙄 #like ily dude but I'm looking forward to this so much so just shhhhh #we have to pass it in three days though #idk how to feel about that cause I still have a couple group projects I have to worry abt that's due the same week as this #frans✉️; [ talks.rambles.replies ]

[princemick-archive]

no but fr, my week has been so shit with so much fucking stress I'd love to hear from y'all rn, just send some fun weird shit man go off

#kyle.txt #need to forget abt the stress for a lil #niamh and fran are so done w my complaining bro akdjdk

[asrelius]

decided i'll make a spam esque blog for all my art esp sketches bc.... better quality than insta...... and bc i dont wanna forget about the things i already did. so enjoy the honor of a glimpse in my 45 sketchbooks :-)

#drawings at work #me when my coworker wouldnt stop complaining about. everything. #lol #fran

[edwardslostalchemy]

Mom really came home and told me I'm a dumbass and meant it. Like thanks mom! I love you, too!

#i'm a dumbass but i'm YOUR dumbass #fran talks #she called my dad a dumbass too not just me #but she lumped me with him and i was like well hey now! i do not run his brain I only run my own! #I'm just glad i feel way better and i'm not super depressed #if not this would have me spiraling into a meltdown #like when she called me useless now that one hurt my feelings and i still feel hurt after years of her saying that #wrong word choice there mom #i can handle being called a dumbass i'll live #i know i'm a dumbass so i accept it #but also HEY WHAT THE FUCK MOM #she came HOME and she was like YOU DUMBASSES #AND I WAS LIKE WOW THANKS MY DAY WAS GREAT #it's about our stupid vehicle #idk about cars but i know this one has me praying HARD and complaining LOUDLY #stupid piece of shit it's all your fault i get called a dumbass

[a-girl-named-fran]

Job hunting during the holidays is so stressful, why can't I just exist without worrying about paying bills???

#fran complains

[soldier-poet-king]

Tell me WHY this place hasn't been using standardized date formats up until now so not only do I have the pre 1900 encoding problem to contend with but ALSO I have to deal with conflicting date formats meaning it's telling me a bunch of 1950s stuff is in 2050 like FOR FUCKS SAKE THE ISO FOR DATES EXISTS FOR A REASON I am going to have to manually check close to 5000 dates. And this is only the first (and relatively small) record set of maybe 900 records out of several dozen-thousand

Everyday I am astounded by the fact that this place has existed Like This for the last 25 years. I'm. I'm.... We're information professionals ffs. YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?????

#the duality of fran #im in genuine PAIN #and SOOOO annoyed #the sheer incomptency of it all #WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. WHY IS NOTHING STANDARDIes #standardized* #I LOVE PROCEDURES AND METADATA STANDARDS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YALL DOING. HOW DID YOU LET IT GET THIS BAD #(it got this bad bc my boss is not computer literate and tbh!!! #does not follow a lot of archival best practice!!! what the fuck!!! what the fuck!!!! the AGONIES #i complain ans bitch and tbh i AM bored im above this #but also i love solving problems let me clean up ur data and be put in charge #the satisfaction of having neat clean searchable data at the end of it all #IM SORRY IM COMPETENT AND SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF ALL BUREAUCRACY #as if its my fault im obsessive enough to like nitpicky paperwork and naively idealistic enough to think i can change things with paperwork

[robotikas]

WHY IM I BUILT LIKE MEWTWO

#fran posting #not complaining

[d0vegum]

why do the sisters have valley girl accents

#i’m not complaining but #also i love the scene where rootspring talks to moonlight #frans reads the broken code #frans reads darkness within

[pierregazly]

always the prize, always the winner ꨄ logan sargeant smau

logan sargeant x pop star!reader

in which logan is actually pretty okay with being known as the biggest pop star in the world's arm candy. who would complain about that, really?

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yourusername back doing what i do best!! (watching this handsome man get asked solely about me in interviews and then singing songs about it) (ps i love you) (pps yes that is a song)

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logansargeant why are you so obsessed with me?

logansargeant im not complaining btw cause like... never stop?

logansargeant but also pps cant wait to hear it 🤍

yourusername just for this attitude you're the LAST to hear it now (handsome)

username still never gonna understand how LOGAN SARGEANT bagged ms ma'am but okay! 🤭

username a couple mutually obsessed with each other? (gag) (obsessed)

oscarpiastri i get asked questions about you too?

yourusername yes and your one word answers are SO riveting.

username why is no one talking about the SONG??? PS I LOVE YOU???? im going to throw up

username it's going to be the most disgustingly loving obsessive song ever and it's all about this american MAN

username never seen a man luckier than logan sargeant

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yourusername nothing makes me happier than running into you in the most random of places. always there when i need you most 🫶🏻

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logansargeant i would meet you in the middle of a croc swamp if i had to

logansargeant not a snake pit though, you're on your own for that one kid

yourusername you're on your own kid... what a song title 🤭

alex_albon we have a race next week??? in australia??? why are you in america

logansargeant 🤫

username god these two make me sick!!! (affectionate)

username if they ever break up... imagine the album ugh. i need it

username maybe let's not wish a breakup on anyone??? especially these two?? wtf

lilymhe begging u to release the songs even if they're about logan

yourusername they're actually about you?? 🫶🏻

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ynupdates during an interview before the melbourne gp this weekend, logan gushed about finally getting to see yn after a few weeks apart, and when asked if she'd be attending any of the upcoming gp's all he did was smile and say 'she could be here right now, but i'm not going to be the one to expose her?' - so, if anyone is at the melbourne gp be sure to keep your eyes out!

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username oh he SO flew to san fran so she wouldn't have to fly to australia alone.. king energy??

username i know he always says he's the winner but that man would walk through hell for her so idk

username omg omg im gonna be at the gp this weekend!!! i'll keep an extra eye on everything and anything william's

username imagine going to a FORMULA 1 RACE and running into THEE pop star yn

username logan it's your weekend to get some points!!! impress your gf, be the prize and the winner for once!! (at least get points)

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logansargeant not you posting my garage but not even coming to see me??? hell is a place on earth and it's where i am right now

yourusername literally my words every time im away from you??? go win points love u my handsome lil eagle man <333

logansargeant gross <3

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logansargeant LFGGGGG!! first points of the year, and a 5th place finish at the melbourne gp!! let's go up from here!! honoured to have had my best friend here, always gonna be a winner when you're involved angel 💗

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yourusername literally wreck my plans, THAT'S my man

yourusername so fricken proud of you handsome!!! knew calling you my lil eagle man would win you some points

yourusername love you so much pls

logansargeant love you more pretty <3

williamsracing that's OUR shared comfort american man. it's all up from here!

username LFGGGG

username RAH RAH WTF IS A KM 🦅

username 🦅🦅🦅

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yourusername in honour of my boyfriend, my new album 'lover' will be out 24.03.14 - an ode to the man who has shown me how you can be a prize and a winner all in one. logan, i love you more than anything. always.

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logansargeant and to think i always said it was a joke when i asked you to write an album for me.

logansargeant i love you to the moon and back, i know i've heard every song but i can't wait to hear it again. you're the best ever

yourusername god. i'm so lucky to be known as yours lo 💗

oscarpiastri if anyone asks me about this. one word answers only. riveting.

yourusername riveting?

oscarpiastri riveting.

username I KNEW IT

username THERE WAS WAY TOO MANY REFS TO NEW SONGS

username god this is gonna make me feel so single. i literally can't wait.

ynnation love songs for the ages, we know it. an icon, and congrats to logan for getting his first points of the year!!

username this is SO for all the logan haters, ain't none of y'all ever gonna make our girl feel the way he does!!!

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this was so self-indulgent bc i haven't written in forever but im going through a logan phase. i hope you all love it 💗 i also lost my tag list so pls enjoy regardless ily

#logan sargeant #logan sargeant x reader #logan sargeant imagine #f1 x reader #f1 smau #f1 imagine #logan sargeant smau #smau #f1 #william's racing #my smau #logan sargeant fluff #f1 fluff

[princemick-archive]

neither niamh or fran have reblogged the gifs ive send then, I am so unloved

#kyle.txt #AND THEN they dare to complain when I make gifs and DONT send them #niamh #fran

[lovifie]

Eeeeee he’s so gross I love him 🤭

It's just... Alright, listen

The filthy ass of young John Price, would walk up to you complaining that he is pain. That he needs you to give him a massage, pull some knots, going on and on.

"Please, it hurts so bloody bad, love. I need your pretty hands, please? I'm asking nicely, love, please."

And you roll your eyes, tired of his whining asking where it hurts; only for him to grab your hand and shove it down his pants and underwear, wetting your palm with the precum oozing out of his raging boner.

Someway, somehow, maybe he blackmails you, I don't know. He manages to convince you to give him a handjob in the cubicle of the campus bathroom; only for him to end up fucking your fist like a mutt.

He has your hand around his shaft, using both of his hands to cover yours and keep it in place. You doubt this would classify as a handjob since you are not even moving it, but he doesn't seem to mind.

Fucking the mess of hands, panting, head bow down to look at your smaller hand between his and his shaft. He would let a fat blob of spit fall from his mouth right on your hand making you complain for the nastiness of it.

Only for him to look up, winks at you with a smirk and move one of his hands (the nastiest of the two) and grab your face pulling you closer to kiss you on the lips, straight to tongue fucking your mouth while he keeps fucking your hand.

He would put your hand over his tip, moving his faster to finish, painting your hand white. Only to pull it up and lick your hand clean as he winks at you with your finger inside his mouth.

"You are a nasty man, Johnathan Price."

Also, this whole thing for young Price's is because of @going-to-ikea-for-the-fries 's fic. In case anyone wants to see more of it 🩷

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