Ah shit babe, you caught me. I know you bought me more growth serum for my birthday, but I can't wait any longer. Can I please just have one vial?
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Bodybuilder frat guys getting busy in the library
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horror log -> freaky || kath newton was rly serving soo many looks in this one
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You have to be at least a little deranged about SOMETHING IMO
What's the whole point of living if there's nothing in life that inspires you enough to be even a little bit of a freak abt it
LIKE MAYBE NOT AS DERANGED AS I AM BUT YANNOW
Something
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wayne externally looks pretty humanoid but internally i think his strctures are WILDLY different.
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We matched on tinder a few weeks ago. Ryan only had one photo of himself, a close upshot of his beautiful smile and strawberry blonde hair. We hit it off almost immediately, chatting via text or talking on the phone for hours into the night. Ryan told me he was into bodybuilding, and did it casually "on the side". He was so shy about it, when I asked for pictures of his past competitions he would clam up and say something like "nah, I'm still too small." But regardless I really enjoyed talking to Ryan and I wanted to meet him in person. After a month or two I finally convinced him to meet up at a local coffee shop I love. I got there early, to be honest I was a little nervous about meeting him. I didn't know what he would be like in person.
I was looking down, checking my phone, when Ryan came up and said hello shyly. When I looked up I couldn't believe what I saw. Ryan was an absolute monster of a man, 1000 pounds of beautiful muscle. I was so shocked I couldn't speak. Ryan got a little embarassed and said "I know, I am really small... I hope thats ok...if you only like big guys, I understand"
"No!" I managed to blurt out. "You look amazing! I- I - just don't know what to say, you're as big as a gorilla. Its freaking insane"
"You're just saying that..." Ryan replied. "But you do know how to make a guy feel welcome." He smiled as he sat down
I think I just hit the Tinder jackpot
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Haha yeah I used to play for Coach Max! Guess it’s pretty obvious to look at me. Biggest glutes you’ve ever seen? Well that’s flattering, but Coach’s butt is like five times the size of mine. Mine is pretty big though!
(Freaky Friday)
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Freaky huge bodybuilder in between sets.
Bing AI Image Create
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I recently had a really screwed up idea regarding werewolves. Like imagine if the bodies don't stay dead on the full moon? They turn as normal but are more horrifying to look at since its literally a dead corpse. It's just a random thought I had and wanted to share it with you
Woah….zombie werewolves…..
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I spend one day in bed and my muscles wanna die
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"Hey, check this out!"
Agent Copper rubbed her hands together, generating charge before carefully applying her fingers to opposite ends of a fresh, raw fish fillet.
It contracts.
"Pretty cool, huh?"
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