#fuhad

[dynamicduoofstackie]

It Only Took 4 Years...

I want to see Sebastian and Anthony to be like this in their next interview together. Don't even care who the daddy at this point.

#james #fuhad #stackie #sambucky #sebastian stan #anthony mackie #mackiestan #i need an inter from stackie like this

[sammieb9]

I know it good and i know he's nasty. FUHAD

#crotch bulge #black men #fuhad

[useless-englandfacts]

Just said the words “flat batty” out loud in normal conversation completely unironically. I’m from Yorkshire where the hell did I absorb london slang I don’t even know anyone from london

#send help #I’m blaming James and fuhad #iykyk #Admin Roe

[georgiapeach30513]

I was not prepared for all four of them together 😭 this was everything. Fuhad, James, Joey, and Frankie made my night.

#shxtsngigs #the basement yard #Youtube

[slaygentford]

your minimized profile picture looks like aziraphale to me. which is hard for me because of the crimes against destiel that have been committed in his name. however looking more closely i see it is just some gay person

there's this clip from fuhad and James where James says something utterly horrifying and fuhad goes Jesus christ of nazareth. and James goes Jesus Christ of... the whole thing? of nazareth? all four bars? and fuhad is like ALL FOUR BARS! me rn.

[mmmkayy]

When you killed me, was it mercy or was it love?

I watched Heat (1995) on Christmas, and the ending really fucked me up. There was no twist or anything, but it's been two days and I'm still having feelings about it.

I often think there is no better way to generate intense, selfless loyalty between men than either sending them off to war together or making them play a highly competitive sport together. But then I watch a movie like Heat (or Fast & Furious) and remember that boys love doing crimes together!

I mean, Robert De Niro repeats this story he heard from some old man about being prepared to drop everything in your life in under 30 seconds if you feel the heat coming around the corner like NINE separate times!! And yet, when the back of his neck is surely crispin' up, he still agrees to do one more job just because pretty boy Val Kilmer said "I need it." (Tell me your love language is acts of service without telling me your love language is acts of service...)

Some things are too hard to quit, you know?

Anyway, these boys (the cops and the con men) are connoisseurs of a job well done, and there's a competency kink simmering beneath the surface of every frame of this movie. They appreciate a job well done, even when they're on opposite sides of the law. Look at them staring into each other's souls through the surveillance camera!! I literally gasped out loud at this part lol.

(The fact that this movie didn't win 27 (or any!!!) Oscars is a crime. This scene alone should have been raking them in.)

Because this is a prestige cops and robbers movie, obviously 9/10 of the criminals die before it's over. Yet, instead of pissing me off the way, say, Queen & Slim did, this movie gave me enough time to properly make my peace with each death (and separation) before the gun went off. My only complaint is that the director (Michael Mann, apparently) took the coward's way out and named this movie Heat instead of When you killed me, was it mercy or was it love? (But you have to say it the same accusatory way James asked Fuhad "Do you miss me when I'm not around?!")

Why would Al Pacino hold Robert De Niro's hand like that to the gutwrenching sounds of "God Moving Over the Face of the Waters" if it wasn't love?

#free me #brain rot #heat 1995 #classic movies #Pretty Boy Val Kilmer #and two old men

[the-phantom-author]

hey bestie the h3 anon again 😁😁 imma go with this emoji 🍓 to identify myself hehe

but expanding on reader being the funniest fear& podcast host is so real. moments of you going viral and always clipped on tiktok. like always quoting memes: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT86ahhB9/

also this moment with hasan as drew, you as orion and QT as enya: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT86a14cC/

and then you and austin: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT86a8n1M/

you and hasan bullying each other: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT86aHWY2/

but then the next min y’all are saying vile nasty stuff abt each other. if someone else is mean to hasan you sometimes (JOKINGLY) threaten them like this: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT86a5Nkj/

esp to will or austin bc y’all will have a bit where you’re like the ultimate boss and not hasan,, and they’re on YOUR payroll and if they cross the line you fake get mad and they’re like ‘ma’am please don’t fire me’ and it’s just rly funny. anyways sorry for the links, i hope they work, i luv hasan and emergency intercom so i wanted to do this haha

Hello 🍓 anon!

No, you are totally right.

Like are you not the ultimate boss? I mean yeah, Hasan makes the most money, but is he really going to be telling you what to do?

May I bring to the table this interaction between you (Fuhad) and Austin (James)

Or this one between you (Joe) and Hasan (Frank)

Mayhaps this one of you (James) and qt (Fuhad) ft. Ludwig (Tobi? Toby?)

#hasanabi #hasanabi x reader #hasan x reader #🍓

[p-evvy]

James and fuhad should fuck already.

[heyyy-its-kayyy]

I am..a little bit of a bitch tonight. And not because of Tara this time. Shocker right? No. No, it is not. Because rumpleforeskin is a special brand of irritating.

I may or may not have hurt one of the male nurses feelings, but. Honestly, he had it coming.

(I’d like to preface by making it known that not only is he very demeaning, but he’s also kind of creepy. The persistent type of flirting that doesn’t go away even when you’ve expressed your very clear distaste.)

Anywhosen.

I was up from my desk making the charge nurse coffee because she’s having a shit day. And I mean yeah, sure. My job is largely making sure I’m at the desk and available in the event of an emergency, assistance, or questions that the nurses may have. But that doesn’t mean that I stay at this desk for twelve hours. Hell no. I’d be absolutely miserable.

But anyway. I’m already not having the best brain day, right? (Intrusive thoughts are a bitch—) On top of that though, is the fact that I didn’t sleep well. And this man comes into the break room in an honest to God huff like I’ve morally wronged him.

I immediately take a deep breath. Because I know him. I know how he is. (Read: I know how much of a pompous dickbag he is) I know he’s going to be a complete moron and that this is likely a whole 2 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

He has the audacity, okay? The sheer and utter audacity to look at me and go, “There you are. You’ve been away from your desk for like 3 minutes. I’ve been looking for you and you’re not where you’re supposed to be.”

Now. Keep in mind I’m not obligated to stay at the desk all night. Also keep in mind that if he would have just left the ‘not where you’re supposed to be’ part of that sentence off, I’d have been much nicer to him.

As it is, it went all through me the wrong way, but me being me, I still try to keep nice with him. So I’m like “I’m making coffee for Tonya, Fuhad. Is that a problem?”

This wankstain goes, “Perhaps it is.”

And maybe he’s joking, you know? Maybe he’s not. I don’t fucking know at this point. So I immediately assume an attitude because can you not? And I’m like, “Then I suggest that you perhaps get over it. You do realize that my job has an actual purpose, right? Like I’m not just here to sit pretty at my desk to be readily available for your every beck and whim. I’m not a call girl. Did you actually need something?”

Unsurprisingly, he didn’t need anything. 🙄

#i hate it heeeere #bitches be brazen #i’m not even sorry #i want to go hoooome #this hospital tests my patience #this job tests my inner serial killer #tea time with Kay

[officialpenisenvy]

the fujoshi spirit is truly unbreakable cause why did i just come across fanfiction for james and fuhad from the shits and gigs podcast

#i mean understandable. but wow!

[mingkittish]

Please tell me I’m not the only one!

Fuhad and James

Are Noah(or Ibrahim I keep going back and forth with them) and Bobby!

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks that every time I see them!

#litg bobby #love island the game #litg noah #litg ibrahim #it cant just be me #shxtsngigs #litg s2 #i miss them

[jelloandbeer]

//I desperately want to be Fuhad but...I am James.

#aardvarks talk

[cediweb]

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The comedy podcast ShxtsNGigs is breaking barriers and making history as they prepare to headline a live show at The O2 arena in London. Scheduled for Sunday, May 26, 2024, the duo James and Fuhad are ready to entertain their massive fanbase on a scale like never before. Fresh off their successful sold-out UK tour, the podcast is aptly naming the upcoming event “The Biggest You’ve Ever Had.”…

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[georgiapeach30513]

What podcasts do you like and why

The Sesh because I love Kendall Rae!

I sometimes listen to Dark History with Bailey Sarian, but I prefer Murder Mystery and Makeup Mondays!

ShxtsNGigs because Fuhad and James are hilarious and they make me see things through men’s eyes 😂

The Basement Yard because Joe Santagato and I were going to get married. Now I watch him and Frankie.

New Heights because Jason and Travis are hilarious and months ago it kept coming up on my FYP so now I listen.

Frosted Tips because I love 90s nostalgia. Even though I’m a bit upset with Lance.

I have seen a bit of Podcast Meets World (?) and I loved it but I do love Boy Meets World. And…that’s about it. I think.

Ooh! I did listen to Literally! With Rob Lowe for a hot minute.

#Jen.ask

[diiviineray]

Okay this is huge Virgo and Pisces energy

When I tell you I’m like fuhad in this scenario and my friend is def like ‘I KNOW YOU SO I GOT BACK UPS ON BACK UPS’ 😭😂😂

#this is sooooo funny #I love when my friend is just right on the nail about me #like ‘I figured that’s why I brought this extra’ or something #😂 #[ ooc ]. here to make a splash 💦 !