#gekoloniseerd

[lifeofroos]

Nederbloggers van Tumblr ik heb een voorstel

#nederland #dutchblr #the netherlands #nederbloggen #gekoloniseerd #ingepolderd #meme #dutchmeme #voor mensen die mij in het echt kennen #dan weet je ook dat ik cringe ben nu mond dicht

[uglypastels]

Crying bc @mydearzero is bullying me over my simping (i 100% deserve it)

#unnecessary call out bro #gekoloniseerd

[asspull3x]

i noticed in the github download you include a pal shader but no ntsc. do you not like ntsc?

I'm fine with NTSC shaders, really. The reason I include a PAL one though is simple.

🇳🇱 I'm Dutch 🇳🇱

#gekoloniseerd

[delfts-purple]

I am so sorry. I was too weak to resist. I had to do it. 😞

#saints row #saints row reboot #saints row 2022 #srr #sr22 #Saints Row Meme #Saints Row Memes #Dutch Meme #Dutch Memes #Dutch #Netherlands Meme #Netherlands Memes #Netherlands #Nederland #NL #GEKOLONISEERD

[mydearzero]

I've come to the conclusion that 9/10 times naps are actually the worst.

Okay, although I somewhat agree because I end up waking up more tired sometimes, but they offer a nice break in your day and encourage me to be productive later

#Nik's 1K Celebration #mutuals #gekoloniseerd

[cheaceboy]

HELLO FIRST MUTUAL

gekoloniseerd ofzo idk

Gekoloniseerd.

But yeah! Nice to meet ya!

#gekoloniseerd

[drcyan]

shout out to the person who sent me four seperate anonymous asks over the course of 3 hours yesterday, absolutely hating on the dutch.

#gekoloniseerd #idk if the arsenic one is in reference to an old meme or if this person is creative but that one was my favorite

[nedermemes]

hey ik dacht er niet eerder aan dit te plaatsen somehow en het spijt me erg. maar vega merk Garden Gourmet is een Israëlisch bedrijf en de producten er van zijn d.m.v. uitbuiting van Palestijnse arbeiders gemaakt.

ik moedig iedereen aan om het merk mee te nemen in de boycot op Israëlische producten, zoals waar de pro-Palestina BDS Movement voor oproept.

je kunt aan streepjescodes herkennen dat een product uit Israël komt als het begint met 729.

ook graag deze info delen met iedereen die je kent die vegetarisch / veganistisch eet!

de Belgische website Palestina Solidariteit schreef meer over Garden Gourmet in 2021:

https://palestinasolidariteit.be/2021/11/15/garden-gourmet-plantaardig-mensonvriendelijk/

#isr**l tussen aanhalingstekens maar als ik bezet / gekoloniseerd Palestina schrijf kan het verwarrend zijn #niet een nedermeme #bds #garden gourmet #boycot israel

[all-pacas]

i know i’ve posted these before, but i’ve been going thru my camera app and i still love all of these doodles

#fe3h art #golden deer #gekoloniseerd meme dot jpg

[lgbtmi]

here is your opportunity to describe your OC willow for all your tumblr followers 2 see! What are the Vibes. Give me 3 fun facts about her if you wish.

i love you so much @ everyone who follows me sorry but you'll have to listen to me rant about my lovely little vampire oc Willow Turing, 12th generation Toreador in Amsterdam <3

okay so the TL;DR above the cut shall be the three fun facts about her, but for those who want to read more info about her, please look under the cut or follow my Willow-specific side blog because I plan to write A LOT more about her in the future <3 <3 

1) Willow’s go-to karaoke song is Hotel California by the Eagles 2) Around Christmas 2020 in game (it’s currently March 5th 2021), Elysium in Amsterdam changed locations, but the Prince at the time had Willow’s Sire in Torpor in the basement. That needed moving. Willow had her kine roommate buy a fake Christmas tree, then used the box it came in to bring her Sire from the old to the new location while dressed as an elf. It went surprisingly smoothly. 3) When everyone was invited to a masquerade ball in a theatre, Willow’s outfit was EXCESSIVE. But also it was appreciated by many. She wore a dress that was black on the outside, red on the inside, and completely inversible. Basically a play on the Queen of Hearts and Queen of Spades. The reveal of the second look was used to give her a good excuse to go snooping around. 

OKAY WHAT ARE THE VIBES? HERE’S A LOT OF INFO ON WILLOW THAT I’VE NEVER REALLY WRITTEN DOWN BUT LIVES RENT FREE IN MY HEAD SO ENJOY (:

Willow’s vibes are immaculate. She’s an South Dakotan in Amsterdam, moved here for university, and never finished her communications degree because she never managed to quite find her footing.  Like she struggled to find housing, and the stress of that added to the work load of her degree really just pushed her to substance abuse... and that just ended up being a bit of a negative spiral she only managed to get out when she met her two best friends / (ex-)roommates. I could go on about so many bonds in there it’s so much words I can tell you.... But eh she first met her Sire one day when she and her two friends were out at a club, and he just drew her attention from across the room. To her, it was basically love at first sight, to him it was a calculated use of Presence. She was just immediately smitten with him, and since he was super hot, her friends were super glad she finally got a shot at happiness!! He helped her get her student visa changed to permanent residency, and he’s the guy who got her a job at his brothel, which Willow was happy to do (until the brothel was blown up but that’s an entirely different can of worms). At the brothel, kine and kindred worked side by side, and after a while Willow was taken on a lovely spa day to get her in Pristine Condition before she was eventually Embraced. She is also probably her Sire’s favourite (or at least was unTIL HE WAS KILLED.) 

anyway for a long time Willow was voted Least Likely to Die in their Coterie Yearbook, then suddenly went to Most Likely to Die, but now certain people have been making horrible decisions so she’s probably back to Least Likely to Die. 

Basically Willow is just really pretty but there’s probably very little coherent thoughts in her head. She’s generally very calculated, but that just means her calculated actions are absolutely unhinged. Stole the white king from the Malkavian Seneschal who has one of her best friend’s blood-bound to him unhinged. She’s viciously loyal to a select few, a pro at fake it till you make it, and even better at fucking around and finding out.  Also she holds Grudges occasionally. Like she’s been mad at her sire’s sire for months for not getting a personal apology. 

I could go on but I have to work tomorrow and it’s late, so once again I may post more content on the blog linked above eventually c:

Willow my Beloved ):

#vtm #vampire the masquerade #clan toreador #my characters #this is A LOT so sorry if it is incoherent (': #also sandra if u find this because you're stalking the tumblr vtm tags hi!! if i misrepresented anything (bc a lot of this is personal + #+ headcanons) just tell me what's Excessively Wrong and I'll edit xoxo <3 #your npcs have been gekoloniseerd for my silly headcanons c: #willowtalking

[themaybug]

Nederlandse Jel fan yes yes 🙌

JAAAAA we hebben Jel gekoloniseerd

#😂😂💖💖 #also my brain went: nederlandse gel pen

[boydrudolo]

Top 3 best words in a few languages

English:

1. Hazel (some may associate this word with old women. I associate it with big ball energy.)

2. Flamingo

3. F*ck

French

Tabarnak (Quebec "people"s kryptonite)

crapaud (pronounced "crap-oh")

phoque

Honorary mention: Tracteur à gazon

Italian

Pantaloni (SO MUCH FUN TO SAY. If you asked me to make up an Italian word, this would be it)

Fagioli/fagiolini (this word got me banned from a discord server)

Prego (hehehehe pregananant)

Honorary mention: duci

German

Zickzack (yeah yeah I know it just means zigzag, but it's the most German way to say it)

bastelschere (how else are you gonna cut in zickzacks?)

Nein (9999999999)

Dutch (aka simlish)

Gekoloniseerd

arbeidsongeschiktheidsverzekeringsmaatschappij

Nee

Honorary mention: neuken in de keuken

Finnish

(my friend's grandmother chose these words)

ystävä

hymy

kaunis

I'll edit the post to add more languages later

#linguistics #language #flamingo #i have sevral people convinced fagioli is a slur

[uglypastels]

Shoutout to @mydearzero for enabling my obsession with the One Piece men and letting me drag her along with me

#gekoloniseerd #and what will happen when i write a-

[calamity-unlocked]

Er zijn twee types reacties wanneer ik zeg "ik heb geleden en gestreden" wanneer ik klaag over mn leven.

De soort die denkt dat het weer iets van mijn typische idiosynkratische bullshit is, zoals de manier waarop sommige mensen 'strijder' en 'gekoloniseerd' gebruiken. Dit is de grootste groep.

Dan is er de kleinere groep die weet dat dit iets is dat vaak tijdens begrafenissen wordt gezegd. 'heb je dat van een uitvaart' ja willem ik stal dat van een uitvaart. Want het klinkt als een hilarische shitpost zonder context.

#spyld

[delfts-purple]

The Dutch upon seeing a windmill in Santo Ileso

#Disclaimer: Dutch imperialism like all imperialism fucking sucked. This meme by no means is an endorsement of this nasty period of history. #saints row #sr #Saints Row Reboot #Saints Row 2022 #SRR #SR22 #gekoloniseerd #gekoloniseerd meme #Saints Row memes #Dutch memes

[mydearzero]

je nieuwe username en theme is zo cuteeee!!! 🫶🏻

Dankjewelllll 💜💜💜 Die van jou ook!! ⭐️

#nik talks ✶ #gekoloniseerd