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ghstsrock · 20 days
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Dallas Winston Headcanons (HATER EDITION)
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! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Dallas Winston headcanons
( a/n : if Dallas Winston has no haters then I don’t exist | I also wrote these with book Dallas in mind )
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✶ WHORE
✶ Afraid of insects
✶ Hella uncoordinated
✶ Scorpio stare
✶ He looks like a bitter
✶ Leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom
✶ Doesn’t wash his hands
✶ Eats cookie dough
✶ Probably gotten mono so many times he’s developed an immunity to it
✶ Has the most disgusting, unreadable, broken, undesirably terrible handwriting ever
✶ Toxic masculinity (that bitch is insecure)
✶ Totally calls women bitches (derogatory)
✶ Did I mention he’s gay AND a homophobe
✶ Stopped showing up to school in middle school (uneducated :00000)
✶ Picks his nose and wipes it on furniture or walls
✶ Mean to children
✶ Picks at his scabs
✶ Nail bitter
✶ Lactose intolerant
✶ A hair puller
✶ Behaves like a super senior
✶ mommy issues
✶ daddy issues
✶ rude to waiters and people like that
✶ NASTY, DISGUSTING, REPULSIVE, ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE HORRENDOUSLY BUTT RAT UGLY YELLOW GRIMMY CROOKED TEETH.
Toothbrush? Toothpaste? SOAP??? Never heard of it
Shower? I hardly know her *gunshots*
✶ Probably hasn’t had a haircut since 8th grade
✶ Racist towards men
✶ Drinks milk out the carton then puts it back in the fridge
✶ bends down to hear people shorter than him
he also looks around like he can’t see them when they try to talk to him
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peachyponyboyy · 20 hours
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pookie/taglist...
My pookiest dookiests are: @m4sonn @lvrflwrz @s0dap0p-curt1s @rileyh20 @obsessedwithyouxx
@cherryscvre @twobitlover69420 @fictionalcharactergraveyard
@persona5striker5 @soctherapy @glennquackmire @ghstsrock
@awweshuuks @s0da-b0y
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ghstsrock · 19 days
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I dare you to hate on Johnny Cade 😈😈😈
Johnny Cade Headcanons (HATER EDITION)
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! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Johnny Cade headcanons
( a/n : you ask and you shall receive | pls don’t kill me, I just got here 💔 )
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✶ Invented the sassy man apocalypse
✶ Brings a knife to school like a redneck
✶ Illiterate
✶ Idolizes Dallas Winston (RED FLAG)
✶ Quiet but when he does start talking he doesn’t know when to stfu
✶ Has a colony of black, raggity, stray cats that follow him around like he’s the second coming
✶ Miniature thief
✶ Doesn’t know how to accept ANYTHING
gifts, compliments, medical care - all of it rejected
✶ Talks the nastiest, most outrageous, repulsive, out-of-pocket shit ever
that bitch don’t say shit, he hears everything
✶ Huge, black, empty, opaque eyes that stare into your soul and probably whisper things about your demise in your ears
✶ Mentally ill
✶ Probably has some strange contagious disease living under his finger nails
✶ oh, and a nail bitter
✶ Can’t handle a verbal disagreement but can kill a man
oh yeah
✶ MURDERER.
✶ Short
✶ Falls asleep while smoking
✶ Probably caused the church fire he died in
✶ TERRIBLE taste in men
✶ Has never felt the touch of a women
at least not affectionately
✶ MOMMY ISSUES
✶ Canonly slow
✶ His jacket is covered in snot
the black plague is probably growing on them sleeves
✶ NEEDS a haircut
professionally, not outside a church he’s gon die in
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ghstsrock · 20 days
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people don’t write their headcanons like a hater and it’s sad. Dallas Winston Headcanons (hater edition) coming to you soon.
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ghstsrock · 17 days
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Hateful Sodapop headcannons you wouldn’t dare
Sodapop Curtis Headcanons (HATER EDITION)
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! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Sodapop Curtis headcanons
( a/n : I’d fight Rob Lowe for half a stick of gum | I DARE )
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✶ Blonde despite the fact that no one else in his family is
✶ has a canon secret sex life with Steve
✶ can’t and won’t take anything serious until the last minute
✶ drop out 🤯
there people can’t make up they’re mind - either they’re drop outs or they don’t wanna leave
✶ Likes his grapes peeled
makes Darry peel them for him
✶ Literally had two of his friends die on his birthday
✶ probably gets with the gang members ex’s
especially Dally’s
✶ Screams like a little bitch
✶ VIETNAM????
✶ scared for spiders
✶ Puts food coloring in everything he cooks
✶ can’t fucking cook
✶ Has some undiagnosed autism or sumn
✶ definitely the type of guy to poke the person sitting next to him when he’s bored
✶ counts on his fingers
✶ watches a horror movie, becomes terrified by it, takes a month long hiatus from them, repeats
✶ can’t be trusted to do anything alone
shopping, walking, (apparently) putting on clothes
✶ lactose intolerant.
✶ allergic to half the things on earth
✶ can’t watch romance movies
he starts crying
✶ bright, painfully white, clean, straight, almost platinum shiny teeth
✶ Blue eyed.
I’m literally shaking buy her brown contacts pls - wutnope
✶ also eats off the floor
✶ the most dramatic sick person known to man
✶ probably puts fucking artichoke on his pizza
either that or he’s a full grown, passionate sea food hater
✶ soda(the beverage) makes his tummy hurt
✶ carb intake is also wild
✶ Impulsive
✶ non-confrontational
✶ a SLUT
✶ chews gum unbelievably, unnecessarily, distractingly, annoyingly loud
✶ LITERALLY HAS A WHOLE DISCUSSION BOARD DEDICATED TO DETERMINING WHETHER HE HAS ADHD OR NOT
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ghstsrock · 19 days
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why do Ralph Macchio characters never have a dad? it like “oh, you? you’re gonna be played by Ralph Macchio? DADLESS.”
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ghstsrock · 18 days
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hateful twobit headcannons PLEASEEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 these are so funny
Two-bit Mathews Headcanons (HATER EDITION)
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! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Two-bit Mathews headcanons
( a/n : this would be so much easier if pony gave him a personality 🤯🤯 | I tried my best and I hope you like this 😞🤞 )
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✶ Mocks people at any given moment
you say something slightly different than usual, he’s repeating it but 10x stranger
✶ If a joke doesn’t land, he’ll repeat it as if that’ll make it funnier
✶ Lazy
✶ has a perfectly good shower at home but doesn’t use it
✶ Generally a pervert
✶ Randomly sings very loud and very poorly
say one word and he’s breaking out like a rash
✶ 18 and still a junior
✶ 18 and doesn’t have his license
✶ eats EVERYTHINg
✶ Ginger
✶ His breath is RANCID
✶ side burns.
✶ was the type of kid to answer with “fire truck” when asked what he wanted to be when he grew up
✶ Laughs at his own jokes so that way others are forced to laugh
✶ illiterate
✶ sharts.
✶ a thief
and a damn good one too, wtf
✶ can’t stay sober for more than 3 days
✶ Most despicable, ineligible, messy, lopsided and falling off the line ass handwriting known to man
✶ Can’t stay still, snores, and probably talks in his sleep
✶ could sleep through his house being broken into by worlds loudest three year old
✶ commits a crime and when the police come looking for him he says he went the other way
✶ LIKES school???
mental illness
✶ Speaking of which, probably had some genetic mental illness passed down by his mom
✶ Brings a knife to school, too
✶ So in love with a children’s show that most of his shirts consist of the shows merchandise
✶ a Gemini
✶ Can’t hold a job
✶ A flat character
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ghstsrock · 10 days
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Steve Randle Headcanons (HATER EDITION)
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! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Steve Randle headcanons
( a/n : I’ve been waiting for this one, TURN UP | sorry this took so long, my tumblr has been acting weird )
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✶ stinky. RANCID
like axe body spray and motor oil
✶ Has no personality
✶ cheated on Evie with Soda
canon.
✶ His teeth aren’t just crooked. they’re rotten, full of cavities, his breath is just .. RUIEBWU yuck
✶ potentially too prideful
✶ probably names animals shit like “Hammerhead Kid Eater 10,000”
✶ Microwaves styrofoam
✶ Banned from the kitchen
✶ super appearance obsessed
✶ Also walks around with cake all over face like just ate dookie
✶ JUDGES people’s handwriting
✶ writes in small, unreadable, cursive with his left hand
✶ Ponyboy hater and for what?
✶ vain 😀
✶ SUCKS A POKER
loses so much, people started betting purely on that
✶ dairy in take is the worst of the entire gang
✶ definitely didn’t take proper care of that tattoo when he first got it
✶ fear of failure or fear of people being better than him?
✶ his comb is disgusting
like CLEAN THAT SHIT - bros got gel, dandruff, probably some bugs
✶ got the plague growing under his nails, too
✶ think y’all are best friends from the moment you meet
✶ probably peaked in middle school and is now mentally stuck there
✶ Wont stfu
✶ has every disease in the world
✶ Gay
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ghstsrock · 19 days
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Ponyboy hateful headcanons rn. He might be a silly little guy but he's kinda pisses me off
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Ponyboy Curtis Headcanons (HATER EDITION)
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! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Ponyboy Curtis headcanons
( a/n : this was actually a bit harder than I expected | please consider arguing abt my last take in the comments )
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✶ A little bitch
✶ Reminds the teacher to hand out homework or that that the homework is due
✶ Unreliable narrator
✶ Outed Dally after he was killed AND insulted him
bro really said “oh great, he’s dead - he was fruity for Johnny btw” (ik it had a deeper meaning but stfu)
✶ A hater and for what?
✶ unnecessary judgmental, too
✶ Literally wrote out Steve’s entire personality
and the rest of the gang, too - pony is a bad friend
✶ Cries about EVERYTHING
✶ let Johnny talk him into going to a known criminal for guidance after getting tied into a murder
✶ Shows failure to empathize with the people around him
especially if they’re dumber than him
✶ Can’t make a good insult yet is 13 and in high school
✶ Invented lung cancer
✶ Eats off the floor
✶ Thinks face piercings are a sign of mental illness
✶ Says “no” when someone asks for a pencil knowing he’s got like 50 of them he’s stolen from other people
✶ Phobic.
✶ Ginger.
even a drop is too much
✶ Runs away at any minor inconvenience
✶ literally responsible for Johnny and Dally’s death
✶ Savior AND victim complex
✶ Unbelievably picky eater
either that or he unlatches his jaw to suck up food like a vacuum
✶ thinks salt is spicy and his carb intake is probably insane
✶ Scared of bees
✶ Superiority complex too, this bitch got issues
✶ Doesn’t think before doing anything
✶ Treats women poorly
everyone keeps saying he’s gone you like a queen, but I just don’t believe that
✶ Talks the most heinous shit about all his friends
✶ Certified yapper
✶ He’s also a cancer
✶ Too idealistic to the point its delusion
✶ Only writes in cursive and will make fun of you if you can’t read it
✶ Pathological liar
✶ Fake blonde
✶ secretly a bully
✶ also terrible taste in men
✶ Also hates children
and, my final hot take
✶ Team Jacob
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ghstsrock · 17 days
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DARRY CURTIS HATE CANNONS‼️😼😼
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Darrel Curtis Headcanons (HATER EDITION)
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! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Darrel Curtis headcanons
( a/n : a lot of these were taken from @crow2222 ‘s post which provided facts about Darry from the book. I reblogged it before posting this so go take a look at that if you please! )
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✶ hates movies???
WHAT?????
✶ Captain of the football team
never a good sign
✶ probably also did choir or sumn
✶ The future back issues are gonna be insane
✶ Intimidating
✶ drinks black coffee
✶ Never locks his fucking doors
PSYCHOPATH. PSY-CHO-PATH.
✶ he has an attitude
✶ Eats everything
✶ GAY
he knows gymnastics AND ballet (you need ballet for football)
✶ Bro does not get enough sleep
✶ properly has a tramp stamp
✶ idk who said this but DARRY IS AFRAID OF WOMEN
gay??
✶ thousand yard stare
✶ the type of person to apologize by making the person favorite food instead of saying he’s sorry
✶ SNORES
and he does that smoker cough in his sleep too, fucking sleep apnea
✶ Spencerian handwriting
✶ collects oddly scented lotions and candles
✶ stands fruity
✶ chicken on his pizza.
✶ desperate for the American dream
and I mean desperate. he dreams about it, cries about it, eats about it, drinks about it - he needs it
✶ picks favorites
✶ Owns a kiss the cook apron
😒😒
✶ hot take, lacks empathy
✶ Savior complex
✶ totally has a guitar he never uses but no ones allowed to touch it because it’s expensive
✶ loses three people including his little brother
loser
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ghstsrock · 23 hours
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gang.. join @hideousvampire ‘s server or you’re gonna die in seven days
film property of Jeremy Ent. https://discord.gg/Fhc5KtUk6h
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ghstsrock · 5 days
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Johnny Lawrence Headcanons (HATER EDITION)
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! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Johnny Lawrence headcanons
( a/n : i wrote these with goopy in mind. Iykyk | please read these in all caps as written. )
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✶ BLONDE.
✶ BLUE EYED.
AHHHH
✶ GAY
✶ RICH
✶ RUDE
✶ DOESN’T DO HIS OWN LAUNDRY
✶ CAN’T COOK
✶ BEATS UP PEOPLE OF COLOR
✶ ILLITERATE
✶ DUMB
✶ ties his shoes with one bunny ear instead of two
that’s a life sentence.
✶ wears a red leather jacket
✶ TAKES MILITARY STYLE KARATE CLASSES
masochism
✶ rides his motorcycle like an asshole
✶ gets kick out every two weeks
✶ toxic masculinity
every William Zabka character has that, tho-
✶ VERY insecure
it’s like a personality trait or sumn
✶ probably owns a gun
✶ can’t roll a blunt
fake hippie.
✶ steals his mom’s wine
✶ MAMAS BOY
✶ can’t decide when he wasn’t to wear shiny pants or a polo shirt
✶ CAUCASIAN
✶ didn’t go to prom bc no one liked him after the tournament
✶ calls people twerp as an insult
✶ TWO LEFT FEET
✶ LACTOSE INTOLERANT
✶ THINKS SALT IS SPICY
✶ MAKES FUN OF MEN FOR DRINKING BEVERAGES WITH FRUIT IN THEM
projecting???
✶ hangs around a bunch of people shorter than him
✶ disgustingly idealistic
✶ LISTENS TO WHITESNAKE
✶ HUGE TITS
someone get this guy a bra
✶ failed English
✶ WEARS A HEADBAND IN PUBLIC GIVEN TO HIM BY HIS EX GIRLFRIEND HE CANT GET OVER
✶ A SLUT
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ghstsrock · 10 days
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So, I have to write a persuasive letter for English. I have some ideas but I’m not sure which one would be better.
The teacher didn’t put a limit on what we could write abt so these are my ideas
The middle one is a joke but I will write it seriously if it gets enough votes.
But yeah, those are your and my options.
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ghstsrock · 26 days
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guess who just deleted the sims4 again
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ghstsrock · 17 days
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- writing -
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who I’ll write for ! here all my dreams began
 ㅤ  ㅤ film﹐﹢🗯
 ⊂⊃ The Karate Kid
 ⊂⊃ American Psycho
 ⊂⊃ The House That Jack Built
 ㅤ  ㅤ shows﹐﹢🗯
 ⊂⊃ Eight is Enough (😈)
 ⊂⊃ Young Justice
 ⊂⊃ Justice League
 ㅤ  ㅤ literature﹐﹢🗯
 ⊂⊃ The Outsiders
 ⊂⊃ Twilight
 ⊂⊃ Frankenstein
recommend things for me to write about and if I can pull it off then I’ll add it to the list!
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what I’ll write ! I would love to go
now, I’m not into doing anything super crazy. I’m no quizzicalwriter or call-me-holly. But I’m down for writing headcanons and taking a jab at full stories
I’m cool with writing for ships (as long as they’re appropriate), all genders, y/n or reader characters, all that jazz!
I’m sure there’s stuff I’m leaving out, so feel free to leave that in the request when you make one.
My main idea for this account is to go into depth about story plot points or characters in an attempt to understand them or introduce how I view them.
I try my best to keep the characters as close to their original concept as possible, but I also like adding small random details.
I also want to dip my toes into things like music analysis bc … i love music .. love .. music .. aghh
tl;dr : I wanna write video essays but without the video, but I’ll write fan fiction too lmao
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what I won’t write ! I would rather not go
rules AHH!! Don’t worry, there the basic stuff.
I won’t write smut (and the crowd goes home), proship content, 🍇, slipper-slide, incest, sh, ed, a/b/o - I just discovered the meaning of that today :D, stuff like that.
here are ships I won’t write for romantically: sliverrusso, kreese x johnny, dallyboy (or whatever it’s called), greg x maz (that ship scares me), and other things like that.
I don’t feel enough people talking about Johnny and Kreese and the effects they had on each other (emotionally and traumatically) and that needs to change.
I also, and this is a big one, REFUSE to write Curtis Reader shit. Okay? Hot take, I just don’t get down like that
sorry for the violence, thank for you for your time.
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ghstsrock · 22 days
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- Jeremy -
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intro ! too many memories there
Hi, my name is Jeremy (gasps). This is my first and only tumblr account so, say hi!
I have a plan for this acc, believe it or not. I like to write and have considered turning this into one of those writing accounts but I’m a bit too chicken shit.
Fan fic writer curse and what not. Makes me nervy 😖
But, despite these fears and concerns, I shall make this a writing account. More on that in a later post.
I’m 16 and trans (who would've thought). I play the drums and piano, HUGE Batman/Batfam lover, loves going into depth/analyzing stuff, was once in a band, and I’m canonly Ralph Macchio so .. all those people with the “if you look like Ralph Macchio hmu” shit going on trust, I’ll be there.
I’m hideousvampire’s biggest supporter and hater and quizzicalwriter is my inspiration for even posting on this platform.
I can’t think of anything important worth adding so, I hope you enjoy my content.
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kins ! the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
 ㅤ  ㅤ the outsiders﹐﹢🗯
 ⊂⊃ Dallas Winston
 ⊂⊃ Two-Bit Matthews
 ㅤ  ㅤ the karate kid/cobra kai﹐﹢🗯
 ⊂⊃ Daniel LaRusso (tkk)
 ⊂⊃ Johnny Lawrence (ck)
 ⊂⊃ Miguel Diaz (ck)
 ㅤ  ㅤ dc﹐﹢🗯
 ⊂⊃ Dick Grayson
 ⊂⊃ Jason Todd
 ⊂⊃ Wally West
 ⊂⊃ Beast Boy
 ⊂⊃ The Joker
 ㅤ  ㅤ marvel﹐﹢🗯
 ⊂⊃ M.J (Zendaya version)
 ⊂⊃ Tony Stark
 ⊂⊃ Scott Lang
 ⊂⊃ Peter Parker (Tom Holland edition)
 ㅤ  ㅤ anime﹐﹢🗯
 ⊂⊃ Hanji Zoë (aot/snk)
 ⊂⊃ Eren Jeager (aot/snk)
 ⊂⊃ Denki Kaminari (mha)
 ⊂⊃ Karma (Assassination Classroom)
random shows﹐﹢🗯
 ⊂⊃ Shawn Spencer (Psych)
 ⊂⊃ Sam Puckett (iCarly/Sam & Cat)
 ⊂⊃ Tori Vega (Victorious)
 ⊂⊃ Jeremy Andretti (Eight is Enough)
 ⊂⊃ Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
 ⊂⊃ Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
 ⊂⊃ Gumball Waterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)
random movies﹐﹢🗯
 ⊂⊃ Richie Tozier (IT)
 ⊂⊃ Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
 ⊂⊃ Frank Della Rocca (Too Much Sun)
 ⊂⊃ Stu Macher (Scream)
 ⊂⊃ Kuzco (Emperor’s New Groove)
 ⊂⊃ Alice Cullen (Twilight)
 ⊂⊃ Samantha Baker (16 Candles)
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