babe are you ok? you've not even watched your 6 hour video essay about a nickelodeon tween sitcom
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gojo would watch love is blind with you and have commentary on absolutely everything
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i rewatch manhunts sometimes but Only the ones where dream wins. mostly because i'm toxic and i like it when he wins but also because the sound of him screaming excitedly makes me happy and i'm not normal
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WAIT... alex as the sole survivor in fallout.
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Len: Hero isn't in my job description.
Rip: But consider this- You'll be seen as Extra Heroic.
Len: Curses. How did he know my greatest weakness? My desire to be an overly dramatic attention starved show off strikes again!
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sorry but there's literally nothing about jason todd's death that doesn't serve absolute cunt.
he was a kid. already off to a strong start. who doesn't love to see fictional children in distress. i know i sure do.
he was beaten to death with a crowbar. what a terrible way to go. for a child no less!!!! awful. i love it.
he was someone's SON !!!!! bruce held his son's dead body in his arms and then had to go on living life like he didn't know the weight of his dead child in his arms !!!!! what The Fuck
the fact that even though jason is alive, he's still dead because he came back but not as the same version of bruce's son that he was something something about the multiple deaths we go through when we outgrow versions of ourselves etc etc
the eternal tragedy that always comes with realizing your parents are not just parents, but human beings with their own moral and philosophical codes that clash with yours and the subsequent betrayal that follows
like ?????? sorry to all dc haters but who can top this
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Atlantians: The surface dwellers are causing irreparable ecological damage!
Also Atlantians: Surely causing this global flood will have no negative repercussions on the ocean whatsoever!
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Puss in Boots and Kitty Softpaws world's most bisexual t4t cats
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FORCIBLY FEMINISED AT THE CONVENT
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"Ask ten different scientists about the environment, population control, genetics, and you'll get ten different answers, but there's one thing every scientist on the planet agrees on. Whether it happens in a hundred years or a thousand years or a million years, eventually our Sun will grow cold and go out.
"When that happens, it won't just take us. It'll take Marilyn Monroe, and Lao-Tzu, and Einstein, and Morobuto, and Buddy Holly, and Aristophanes, and - all of this - all of this - was for nothing. Unless we go to the stars."
Babylon 5. Season 1, Episode 4: Infection. Written by J. Michael Straczynksi
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the neil perryfication of nacho
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