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pseudowho · 13 days

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Cunt-Drunk

18+, MDNI, just a filthy little drabble...

For @delirious-donna , my Higuruma brainrot muse

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Hiromi didn't often go out with his colleagues. But one week, duty called, and he was obliged to attend karaoke and drinks with his firm's new clients. He was going to be out for hours. It was a Saturday night, and you were off too, and he was absolutely incensed because--

"They said no spouses allowed! Can you believe it?" Hiromi ranted, clattering around the kitchen in a strop, shoving scattered files into his briefcase, "It's almost like they think I'd spend the whole evening talking to you, and squeezing your thighs under the table, and--"

"--well let's be honest, Hiromi, you would--"

"--and who could blame me, really--"

"---Hiromi it's just one night, I won't be doing anything interesting anyway, just go, and have fun, and send me videos of you doing karaoke--"

Hiromi scoffed, clipping his briefcase shut, "I do not do Karaoke."

He stood staring down at you, straight, and tall, and serious for a moment. You bit your lip, barely hiding a smirk. Hiromi slumped dramatically, his face crumpling into a look of abject despair. He cupped his hands around his mouth and nose, head tipped back.

"...do I have to?" He whined. You did not answer. You simply sidled up to him, straightened his tie, and pulled him down by it, pressing a kiss of promise to his lips, so prophetic that he moaned into you.

You whispered against Hiromi's lips; "Off you go, my brave soldier. Have a drink or six for me."

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You worked your way through the usual bottle of Shiraz that you and Hiromi shared on a Saturday night, but, without him there, being drunk just felt sad. You took yourself to bed, in just one of his shirts fished out of the laundry, and fell asleep in the thunk way that only drunk women do.

You woke in the small hours of the morning with a jolt, feeling yourself dragged down the bed by two strong arms looped around your thighs. You squeaked, reaching down and tangling your fingers in a familiar shock of grey-streaked black hair.

"I-- Hiromi--" you started, mumbling and half-asleep. You heard a giggle from between your legs.

"Shhhh," Hiromi slurred, and giggled again. You heard a p-tuu, and felt a glob of warmth, slippery-wet, dripping down your labia. With little warning, Hiromi lathered his tongue between your folds, and you cried out, your body still sizzling with the wine.

"...missed you," Hiromi whined, nuzzling between your puffy folds, "...wanted...to see you...our S'day night...ruined...s'boring without you..."

"--Hiromi--" you panted, dazed and disoriented, "--just come to bed--"

"Shhhhhh," he whispered again, loudly, "m'fine...right here...pull m'hair...jus' hold onto somethin'..."

Hiromi ate your pussy without remorse, without restraint, as drunk as could be, and fucking the bed in his sloppy, rumpled suit. Hiromi moaned, pornographic and dirty, every time he fucked his twitching, aching length against the sheets.

Still suckling your clit between his lips, Hiromi reached down to hook his cock up to press against his belly, his cockhead frictioned deliciously between his black happy trail and waistband.

You had never been eaten out in a way that was so primal, with Hiromi fucking his tongue into your heat, massaging the area around your clit with his liquor-soaked lips, and rolling his tongue over the hard little pearl of your clit until you almost blacked out, your nerves stripped bare by the shock and wine.

Hiromi was rough, looping his arms over your thighs and dragging you back to his mouth every time you mewled and tried to crawl away from him. He'd respond with a sharp nip to the inside of your thigh, and an admonishing look, before rubbing his face savagely from side to side over your sopping cunt and clit, growling into the wet mess he'd made of you.

As you squirmed and yanked the roots of his hair, clamping your thighs around his head, Hiromi mumbled into your pussy, focusing his tongue and lips on your clit before abruptly sliding three bunched, long fingers into your hole, fucking you hard and fast with them until he felt your silky sweet spot.

Hiromi fucked the bed in time, imagining in his drunken stupor, that the wet squelches and frantic cries from you, were from his cock slamming in and out of you instead.

"--c'mon baby...in m'mouf, cum in m'mouf...good girl, so good, s'good...gonna cum...m'gonna cum...fuuuuckkk, shit--"

Dragging you with biting, sucking, growling urgency through your orgasm, Hiromi came in tandem; his ruts into the mattress, and his pitched, desperate moans became slower, and softer, as his seed poured out under his shirt, soaking the white fabric, sticky and cloying against his twitching belly.

His fingers still inside you, his nose and mouth still between your folds, face-down on the bed as you came down from your absolutely feral high...you heard a snore.

Rising on shaking elbows, you looked down the bed. Cum-soaked, drunk, and sticky with your arousal, Hiromi snored soft, drunk snores into your pussy.

In the morning, you showed him the photo you took of him, this way, before watching the video Hiromi's colleague sent you of him singing old rock songs while the whole karaoke bar cheered him on.

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vanhelsingapologist · 3 months

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Strahdposting (with possible spoilers so tread lightly)

One of the worst things about Strahd in our campaign is that he's not overtly forced anyone to do anything. His underlings have, sure, but never him. He just waits for us to eliminate our options all on our own, and then presents us with his way. And of course, his way is the easiest. He'll even make it easier. We keep falling into the pit because he ensures we dig it ourselves.

We're almost past the point where he wants to bargain with us and I'm nervous about what happens when he stops being the devil we know and becomes something else altogether.

The recent reveal that there were other parties before ours has been so shattering for us, I think, because it made us all realize that our party is an amusement until it is an inconvenience, and then we'll be insects in the garden that have overstayed our welcome. And then he'll start with the force.

#even when Demetria was kidnapped #we only SAY kidnapped because Volenta did it and Strahd got to play hero about the whole thing #Every subsequent time she went to Ravenloft was on a bargain.#we're so past the wining and dining phase that it's unreal #but he'd convinced a party member to turn traitor and is moving in on another because he knows we work better being coaxed #barovia is so so scary and you know what? vampire castle supreme seems real nice sometimes.#in terms of power i was specifically thinking of when he found out we resurrected leo and collected him after 3 business days #he only used force after we acted first #and then was all “look what you made me do.”#good fucking god #and obviously #it's control while maintaining the illusion of culpability on our part. but it works. oh... does it work.#i know some DMs have him being very traditionally forceful and i think that's a great interpretation #because the first strahd game i was in leaned heavy into that #but i think our strahd in this game uses vampire-as-seduction in an extraordinarily cool way.#i had the same DM for both and i think this version is some fine fine work.#curse of strahd spoilers #cos: the sorority

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steelycunt · 7 months

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got THREE NEW PLANTS for my room today. all for the SWEET SWEET PRICE of £6.50. thats cheaper than TWO COFFEES. and i dont even DRINK COFFEE. so on EVERY LEVEL im WINNING.

#the uni su fair had a little stall selling plants w/ student discount...i bought two and then because i spent over £5 i got to spin a little #wheel to win a prize and i won another little plant im so happy with them who would like to see (tumbleweed. crickets. dead air)...fair #was FUN got loads of free stuff drank many a free sample of tonic wine at 11am in the morning...thinking of joining somestuff too i wanna #try writing for the uni magazine and maybe join the subject netball team although im a bit intimidated you get some people who do NAWT #play when it comes to netball. ironically. and also unless i can play centre/wa i fear im pretty much useless...ALSO thinking of trying the #jive class which sounds silly but how fun would it be to know how to jive. like thats so fun. and my friend is trying tango class i think..#we'll see!! also went 2 ikea with my best friend got snacks and now im back home : ^ ) happy friday!!!#(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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based off of real words my brother said to me

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza like a dragon #ichiban arakawa #masato arakawa #snap sketches #he stole the bottle just for him and he wont even let him make silly game references :(#Real Talk i had just finished that comic comm from earlier today and so i went out for lunch with my bro #and i wanted to get some sake- or some plum wine this time i guess #and i got a new brand to try and when i walked back to the car my bro was like. 'that makes me think of a potion bottle :)'#and i just UU Dawg......#speaking of that wine tho i usually only get sake but i decided to venture out. plus its still a japanese kind so w/e #i got this plum wine and it's REALLY nice #like think of your standard red wine but with a slight sweetness to it #like a pear taste. i dont really like pear but it goes well with this since its p subtle and otherwise its p tart #ok enough of my wine sommelier moment bye im callin bestie

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spookylilbimbo · 1 year

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Drink at your own risk 💀

#spookylilbimbo #me #bath selfie #im so cozy god damn #drinking wine in the bath tub tonight #worked a 12-7 instead of 3-11 and i had such a good days #told Eric im gonna permanently steal his 12-7s and tbh i dont think im kidding #i had so much fun working with mike today #and got home at a decent hour lmao #can not stay up until 3 am next time though lmao #we were both so hungover and tired today god damn #sorry guys im drunk in the tags #drinking some 14% cab sauv #also found out i like room temp wines LMAO #🍷🍷🍷

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darlingkikki · 3 months

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Astarion thinks he’s got the best hair in camp but wait until Wyll shows up with an Afro. Crickets after that.

#for some reason the appearance edit mod doesn’t work on Wyll in my game #but those braids on him are fire #and the Afro makes him finer than wine #wyll ravengard #bg3 #I really wish he got his own hair and not one of the regular ones #my character had an Afro and I deadass cackled when he said that line like aw you think so?

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sparingiscaring · 6 months

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I love discovering something I had no clues towards in Fallen London. And I love it when I have just enough context to maybe have an idea what's happening without looking to other people for answers.

#anyways. in seeing in apocyan-#(i sacrificed some dreams to get outta there so i don't think I'm Finished Finished-)#i'm. we got Two Dream-Interested friends #(although it didn't talk like. NOTICIBLY like wines or spices to me)#and that's not fuckin Mirrors #and we got. we got.#we got the one with the only lantern symbology among em #but who i thought didn't care much for dreams?#but also #THAT WAS A LOT OF LANTERN PAINTINGS RIGHT. IT'S AS STRONG A LINK AS DREAMS. RIGHT.#IT HAD EMEBERED EYES #THAT'S PRETTY BURNY #anyways yeah that Jumpscared me cause i didn't realize it Was Gonna Happen and i am frothing at the mouth a bit #fallen london

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simgerale · 1 year

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CHAPTER NINETEEN ; 3/3

TRANSCRIPT:

olette: Sheri… Is it true? Has Prince Luca awoken?

sheridan: Yes, he has.

o: But was he not deemed… lost?

s: He was.

o: [purses her lips nervously]

s: Rosebud, if you have any more questions, you’re free to ask them.

o: Well, apologies for being cautious. I was locked in my room all night, so I was not sure what I was allowed to know.

s: Touché.

o: Still… I overheard a handmaid say that the Prince was poisoned by the substance used in the war. No one—well, I thought that no one ever recovered from it.

s: That is correct. But something belonged to his highness that no one else had.

o: What was it, Sheri?

s: The empress.

#regal #ts4 story #this conversation was originally between maggie and a handmaid named heather #but i thought that olette and sheridan needed some more spotlight #PLUS i think it's important to note that olette wasn't purposely leaving her sister to grieve all night by herself #maggie had her locked in her room so that she would not possibly be attacked #and she didn't want her to get involved. if luca was going to die and maggie was going to suffer the consequences #she wasn't putting olette in the picture #sheridan was dealing with eden stuff all night with the emperor so she also couldn't visit olette #(as well as guarding luca's room)#SO this is important. plus it emphasizes that even the handmaidens were all aware of what happened #and although olette doesn't understand why her sister was the reason for his awakening. she gets that her sister is powerful #and that she is capable of anything #i'd also like to note that sheridan does not know about the seam at this point #she also just believes that magdalena was the answer to their problems #FAITH IN THE EMPRESS! FAITH IN THE EMPRESS!#that last pic is her waiting on the delegation to arrrive #drinking her wine like 'no one can kill me now. i've got MAGIC on my side'

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hella1975 · 9 months

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so it turns out it was actually never that serious

#the exam literally went fine what the fuck just happened i feel like i just hallucinated that #like im not one of those people that go 'omg i did soooo badly :(' just to come out with top grades if i say it's going to shit #then it's becuase i genuinely wholeheartedly believe it #and my headspace before this exam was the worst it's been in MONTHS like i havent felt that bad for an exam since first year #and i sat down opened the paper and. remembered everything. like i literally just Knew the answers #im not saying ive passed bc am i fuck about to jinx it and i was still riding mainly blind bc i have NO idea where that knowledge came from #but at the very least there was a 35 marker that i KNOW i aced like i could picture the exact lecture slides it wanted me to discuss #and i had all of them memorised so at the very least ive got like. 30 marks. which is enough for me to pass the module #bc this exam is only weighted 75% and with my marks from the other 25% i only needed like 20 marks to pass this exam #which... makes it even more embarrassing that i failed it the first time but whatever!!!!#oh my god im so glad that's done im so happy IM FREE #just been in the kitchen dancing around to my little tunes and texting my friends <3 #im meeting up with one of them when she gets off work at 5 and we're going for drinks #so ive got until then to nap and chill and then ill go to the shop and get us some food and wine #and she's gonna come here for a bit & then we'll go. like actually look at me. im having people over at MY HOUSE im going out to buy us WIN #im literally a functioning adult living independently who IS she a misty memory #alas i do only have £23 in my account so this is gonna be such a slay seeing how i make that stretch for a night out #i acc could budget for england when it comes to alcohol i think like the way i manage to have a good funky time with MINIMAL funds #is downright impressive. it's a skill idc what you say #hella goes to uni

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arsonist-chicken · 6 months

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I changed the frequencies of the cleaning schedule to bathroom to weekly (instead of four days), and dusting the shoe cabinet and cleaning the window and windowsill to every three months (instead of weekly), and added both of them to also take turns doing that instead of just me - I will be taking bets now on how long it will take until I get angry texts and on how much yelling there will be on sunday or monday evening.

#wtf were they thinking putting only me for dusting and window anyway?#one cleans the kitchen one does the floors I do the bathroom - why the FUCK did they think I should be the only one dusting and cleaning #the windows? ESPECIALLY since I don't care about either of those things. i still don't know what tf cleaning door means #i don't throw tomato soup against it??#although i will wipe down my own door now because their stupid scent dispensery got an oily layer on it #because they put it right next to my door because yk my room stenches apparently #i still wonder if their noses are different or they are lying on purpose to bully me #also all that hyper cleanliness but thd #they STILL PUT GLAS BOTTLES IN THE RESIDUAL WASTE BIN #also paper in the plastic bin and bread in plastic in the residual waste bin #also they left out a wine bottle that still had some wine in it - i've put it in the dishwasher because yk. i don't want tje kitchen #smelling like wine. but if they think i'll put their trash away they are very mistaken #jess' flatmate rants

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wantbytaemin · 7 months

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hi ana i know this week has been hard, how was your weekend? i hope you had time to relax and regroup.. sending much love your way 💞

hi angel! thank you so much, i did i did! I hope your week was gentle to you and that you had a nice weekend as well 💖 here’s my weekend in a couple pics hehe ofc you get details in the tags bc this IS ana wantbytaemin after all 🥲🫡