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telvess · 6 months

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Record of Ragnarok: What kind of pet do they have?

I'm like Tesla 🤣

Jack

I once read that people who are broken or haven’t experienced much love as children tent to choose animals that are less popular and sometimes seen as bad omens, such as black cats or ravens. So I see that Jack has a rat as a pet. They are intelligent and very clean animals, with an unfairly given bad reputation, and I think that suits Jack very well.

Nicola Tesla

Hear me out, Tesla is the proud owner of a turtle. There's a joke going around turtle owners that every time the turtle does something - such as yawns or falls asleep - you take a photo or video of it and happily show it to everyone. This is Tesla. The entire science crew has a mailbox full of this kind of spam, and their all sigh whenever Tesla sends them a new video of his pet doing absolutely nothing.

Poseidon

I think he likes animals in general. He despises humans and most gods for not behaving as they should, but animals are themselves. They do what is expected of them, they are excellent at being themselves, if that makes sense. So Poseidon probably has a dog that he has trained very well. The dog listens to all commends and generally behaves very well.

Hades

It’s canon that Hades has a pet - cockatoo. These animals require a lot of attention from their owner, which makes sense because we all know how lonely Hades is. He is literally playing chess with it! The parrot probably knows some fancy words like „magnificent” or „mellifluous”, and a whole bunch of wine names that it randomly says. Adamas, by the way, puts some effort into educating the bird too and incidently teaches it how to swear.

Beelzebub

Given how little he cares and how little he CAN care, the only option he has is fish. He gives it a good tank, he remembers to feed it and that’s it. They just exist. Damn… how depressing…

Loki

Two options. First: SAND ANT FARM. He watches it from time to time, mocking the ants for poor direction choices or just messing up with them for funnies. Second option is ferret. Loki finds them both annoying and interesting. There’s no boredom with them.

Ares

Ares thinks highly about himself, after all he is a part of the most powerful pantheon and the son of Zeus. He believes that he deserves only the best, which mean that whatever animal he gets, it will be a pure breed. If he chooses a cat or dog, it will receives a golden pillow to sleep on, a silver food bowl, the fanciest toys, the best caretakers, and… „the best owner”.

Thor

Thor has a cat. Most of the time they simply exist in their spaces and don’t interact. But every now and then a cat comes to Thor and demands a scratch, which Thor gives without hesitation. Loki once overheard Thor talking to his pet in those rare moments. Surprisingly, he speaks in a very gentle and caring tone, almost like mother to her child.

Hajun

He probably has a tank full of dead fish. Never cleaned, never fed, never bothered.

Lu Bu

Lu Bu has a pussy. He had no intention of having a pet, so the cat had to choose him, and Lu Bu obligated. He gives it lots of scratches and plays with it. Lu Bu is unfazed by the claws. Hearing her meow when he isn’t close puts him in a fighting stance. Nobody hurts his cat girl.

Hermes

Budgies! The guy has a lot of responsibilities, he's probably the last to fall asleep and the first to wake up, but he still finds time for his melodious pets. They always get the best snacks and for some unknown reason they become very excited when Zeus is around.

Göll

She has hamster, as small and cute as she is. Göll tries very hard to provide it a happy life, which probably means she’s trying too hard. She asks all his sisters for advice, and knowing how many siblings she has, she probably ends up with very conflicting opinions.

Zerofuku

Definitely rabbit. They are both full of energy, do not pose a threat and just enjoy themselves on a clearing somewhere.

Buddha

He doesn't have a pet, but he occasionally looks after Zerofuku’s and Göll's pets. He complains that he doesn't have time and that he doesn't care, but in the end he has a great time with the rabbit and hamster.

Noah

I think he ends up with a pigeon. He just feeds it from time to time in the same place and slowly tames it. Before he knows it, the bird becomes a new part of his life. He tells it about his problems, about Luna, Jack, Mother Goose and Shakespeare. This pigeon has therapeutic properties.

Qin

Definitely a husky. I see just two idiots keep talking to each other and arguing over nothing. The more the emperor demands something, the louder the husky's tantrum will be.

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justvir · 4 months

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Shuumatsu no Wälkure X Tokyo Revengers (same VA)

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praisethesuuun · 5 months

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Another request for my sun ♥️☀️☀️♥️

Hajun with a size kink? And a reader is weak for love marks, so he gives a lot of them... 😏

I needed some comfort...💛

Hajun headcanons: size kink and love bites!

🐃Hajun is, basically, pretty...well, pretty big. Finding someone his size or larger is quite impossible, so he accepted the fact that if he ever needed a partner, this one would be smaller than him. In the end, the demon doesn't even mind too much.

🐃The way his hands grip your waist as his fingers dig into your skin is just too good for him. It's as if Hajun is taking his measurements, trying to figure out the best position to take you and ruin you. He might even place you on top of him, while he enjoys seeing you struggle to ride him as you see it.

🐃But Hajun's favorite pastime is seeing that sweet and cute belly bulge on your body. He holds you down with one hand, pinning you to the mattress as a small smile crosses his face, moving his hips slowly to enjoy the moment. "Good girl...what a wonderful body you have..."

🐃Hajun is an ancient being and his ways of showing you affection or possessiveness go hand in hand with him and his habits. Arm around your neck? No, a nice bite delivered!

🐃Even if it hurts a little, the demon doesn't mind. In fact, he thinks it's cute to feel how you squirm under his teeth while he doesn't let you escape; but his heart will fill with joy if you relax and accept his mark. His tongue caresses that cute bite that graces your skin, while Hajun's arms wrap around your hips from behind.

🐃In reality, the possibility of hurting you too much doesn't even occur to him. Be patient with this retrograde demon, he is not used to a fragile body like yours, especially if you are a being that he must not eliminate for some reason. He won't stop until your body bears the marks of his teeth everywhere, better be prepared!

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pwdr00 · 10 months

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Buddha (Ep 27)

#record of ragnarok #buddha #zerofuku #hajun #shuumatsu no valkyrie

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nicasdreamer · 9 months

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Record Of Ragnarok Barbie meme: Round 6 + The 3 sages

Enjoy part 6 everyone!!

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror buddha #ror zerofuku #ror hajun #ror confucius #ror socrates #ror jesus #only Buddha can beat puberty into you without being arrested #barbie meme

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officialpapiyas · 7 months

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Somebody in hellheim said my neck looked like a cereal bowl....

#shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror hajun #record of ragnarok

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riseofamoonycake · 6 months

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Hello🤍 can I request Shiva, Bishamonten and Hajun headcanons on anal sex? thank you🤍🤍🤍

SO, WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY... GOOD LUCK WITH ALL OF THESE THREE? EEEEEH.

Shiva

Slow and sensual sex for everybody, this is Shiva's way to do the thing: so don't worry, he loves anal sex and has no problem showing it. Even if he doesn't seem like it at first sight, Shiva is kind, knows very well how to take care of others and therefore is determined not to make you feel pain, or in any case to make you feel it as little as possible (unless you have made him really angry, but to seriously infuriate him you have to hurt him deeply). Before having anal intercourse with you, therefore, Shiva always takes care to tease you and prepare you properly by kissing and stimulating every corner of your body, eating you out several times and filling you with attention so that you are prepared; also, he never proceeds without first making extensive use of lubricant (having three wives has taught him and still teaches him many things).

When Shiva enters you, he is calm and cautious, but firm. Millimeter by millimeter, he slowly makes his way inside you and stops to let you take a breath, so that you get used to his presence, and only after making sure that you are okay he starts to move. His four hands hold you tightly and still, but they don't hesitate to caress you, especially your belly, thighs and buttocks, and then swoop down on your intimacy. The more stimulation you experience, the more you relax, the important thing is that you abandon yourself to him and are not afraid: Shiva is so sensual that, even destroying you, he knows how to do it in a pleasant way, especially if it is your first anal intercourse. If at first the thrusts are firm but not violent, as you get used to them they become more energetic, adapting to your rhythm, how much you can resist and how your body responds; and don't be afraid, even the words with which he teases you, comforts you or excites you help in the endeavor. Ultimately, therefore, anal sex with him is a pleasant experience.

In the aftercare, he takes you in his arms and kisses you gently, caresses you back, takes care of your wounds and bruises, and whispers in your ear how good and beautiful you are while you moan for him.

Totally 10/10.

Bishamonten

Calm, slow and caring. Literally, a giant puppy. He knows how well packed he is, so it takes it very, very easy, especially if it is the first time for you. Before the thing, he keeps on asking you if you are really sure, if you are afraid, if you don't want to wait any longer: you have to reassure him a lot before he agrees to have anal sex with you, but if he sees that you are convinced and really want to feel inside you this Lord of Fortune, then little by little he becomes convinced and accepts.

First of all, CUDDLES: lots and lots of cuddles on every part of your body and especially on the most sensitive and erogenous ones, in order to warm you up properly, prepare yourself and get out of the embarrassment… and, I underline, he is the most embarrassed. He is not that used to hearing such prayers, and foreplay with you definitely helps him, including tons of lube.

Get ready to have to reassure him a thousand times: he starts asking you if you are okay from the moment he opens your legs and holds them tight in his grip, from the second he starts to penetrate you and slowly advances, and throughout the intercourse. Every change in your breathing and expression is registered by his eyes, every moan and whisper and cry, and for goodness' sake, tell him if it hurts; there is no need for you to endure the pain if you don't resist, that's not how you will make him happy! He is here for you, if you don't want to continue he promptly obeys and stops, in this case you have the reins (so you can also ask him to go faster, slower, to put you in other positions… you are the one who choose). In essence, anal sex with him is a sweet experience, which involves calm and caution; maybe it's not the best you can have, but wait until the god gets used to it, knows you and becomes more and more dependent on contact with your body… you'll see how your thoughts will change on the matter, and only for the best.

After the sex, to ease you from the pain, he also takes you in his arms and cuddles with you, kisses you all over your face and chest, then leans down on the mattress, places you on his face and eats you out until you lose your voice into the screams and moans. Simply the best.

100/10.

Hajun

He doesn't back off at all and indeed, the thought of making you suffer at least a little excites him to death. It's from the first time he saw you, so tender, innocent and small compared to him, that the desire to slip inside you and make you feel who has the power, who you have to venerate and pray to and who to bend over to, sends him out of his mind: and it's your fault, you and your attractiveness, your person who caught his attention, your soft and fragile flesh to play with.

There is foreplay, but it is so intense that when it comes to the moment of actual sex, you are destroyed and can hardly move: and this is what Hajun loves and wants, to see you so torn apart that you can't even breathe, almost… knowing you are in his hands, ready to be completely devastated. And once his claws close around your hips and pull you closer to him, your fate is practically sealed.

To be honest, Hajun doesn't enter you forcefully, because he knows that it would hurt so much that you would pass out: so he at least grants you the grace of slowness and the blessing of lubricant, but don't think that he does it out of pity or anything else, because if you lose consciousness what pleasure is there? Oh no, you have to hear everything. Every single vein on his cock, every bump, every thrust. You have to be dominated until you can't think anymore, you have to feel awe and not dare to open your mouth while he penetrates your little ass, and show it all on your beautiful face.

Energic thrusts. Firm hands and energic pace, impossible to escape him. His fingers sink into your thighs and his stabs are strong, decisive and designed specifically to make you moan and exclamate, and the more you vocalize what you feel the more he loves it; also, don't think or hope it will end soon, because it won't. Oh no, once Hajun has taken you he keeps you in his clutches for a long time, he has a lot to take from you and just as much to give you, and if you make him happy and be good, then he will reward you; in his own way, but he will.

So, anal sex with him can be a sort of traumatic experience for you… or maybe, a surprise. This is up to you.

10/10 because he threatened me and now I am scared :(

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incorrect-record-of-ragnarok · 1 year

Conversation

Buddha: Hey, what do you want to eat?

Hajun in Zerofuku's head: The souls of the humans!

Zerofuku: A bagel.

Hajun in Zerofuku's head: Nooo!

Zerofuku, happy: Two bagels.

#shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok #SNV #Incorrect Record of Ragnarok #Incorrect shuumatsu no walkurie #incorret quotes #snv hajun #snv buddha #snv zerofuku #source: vine

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redheadkittys · 1 year

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#...he❤️🫰...#...this god is a mood...#...always eating🤣...#...i love him...#record of ragnorak #ror #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror buddha #ror bishamonten #ror zerofuku #ror hajun #manga #manga covers

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palesublimeduck · 5 months

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Last one was pure projection 💀

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telvess · 5 months

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Hello Tess🫂❤️❤️ if it's not too much (and if you have time, of course)...can I ask for Hajun, Susanoo and Hermes headcanons with a painter reader? Especially if the reader likes to sketch them or paint them often...a little painter simp!

If you don't want to do it or don't feel like it, that's totally fine!❤️

Love ya!☀️🌻

Don’t I want to do this? I COULDN’T WAIT TO DO THIS! my first Susanoo request, I’m so excited!

I know you asked for headcanons, but I ended up writing scenarios as well, and they, hm… got out of hand. And so you know… before I fell for Thor, I had a weakness for Hermes, and now thanks to you it came back to me!😭😭😭

Anyway I hope you’re feeling better today, Sunny🌞

RoR: Painter!Reader (Hajun, Susanoo, Hermes) 🔞

Hajun

Let’s not pretend this is kind of person who would stop to look at a beautiful view.

Before he met you, he didn’t give an art second thought. After he met you? He thinks it's pointless, but there are works you show him that make his eyes widen for a split second. Hajun then goes back to pretending that it bores him to death…

If you really want to catch his attention, use bright colors and don't paint something boring.

You always make such a mess with the paints… He likes it.

Oh, you want to teach him to draw? Problems start with his I-don’t-care attitude, then you have to deal with countless broken pencils because he grips them too hard, and of top of that refuses to follow your instructions. Surprisingly Hajun isn’t the first who loses patience.

He's usually unaware that you're drawing him. It's nothing new that you're staring at him.

He doesn't ask what you're drawing, he has to look after his image, but when he thinks you're not looking, he takes a quick peek. Tease him and he will be offended.

Whenever you sketched Hajun, you always used as many thick lines as possible, to better reflect his demonic nature. This time wasn’t different. You sat down near his training ground - that is, simply any place that could have been damaged - and sketched him from the distance. You weren’t usually this obvious, but Hajun was too focused on himself to notice anyway… — Why do you keep peeking? — he asked right after you looked again. You looked at him over your sketchbook. — I’m sketching you — you explained simply, almost indifferently. Hajun stared at you with a dull expression, making you almost lose your cool. — Show me — he demanded, stepping closer to you. You did as he said. — It still needs some improvements, but generally I’m quite contented with… — That’s me? — Hajun interrupted you. Now you were the one with the dull expression on your face. Hajun sounded so serious that you took another look at your unfinished work. You saw very well reproduced facial features, proper body proportions, decent shadows and a good capture of his arrogant expression, something you were most proud of. Apart from the lack of horns and blood, it was impossible to understand how he couldn't see the striking resemblance. — Ouch! — you giggled — It resembled you! — you shouted, almost angry. — I don’t have such face — was his reply. You clearly don’t have a mirror either… you though, but didn’t dare say it out loud. — And my arms should be bigger — he added, pointing a dirty finger at your sketch. — Well, you aren’t tightening them now, are you? — you said, slightly annoyed at this point. You both stared at each other for a moment, until a strange tension began to build around you. You quickly glanced at your sketch and then at Hajun again. — Maybe… they’re not big enough — you admitted slowly — But I can fix it, if only you provide a right source. Hajun remained calm, almost too calm after your obvious provocation. — You may not know how to draw me properly, but you definitely know how to talk to me, little harlot — his calm voice irritated the hell out of you, but hearing that nickname gave you chills. — Come, you'll have to take a closer look — he grabbed your arm and led you towards the field. The sketchbook fell from your hand and landed on the ground. — My sketchbook, wait! — You don’t need it — Hajun didn't let you break free from his grip.

Susanoo

He would show interest in your art. Not necessarily a lot of interest. He may give the impression that he is indifferent to art, but he can actually appreciate beautiful works of art.

You can’t expect Susanoo to talk about art tho. It’s just not his thing. He may ask you questions about details, different methods of painting or the inspiration behind each work, but he will not take an active part in the conversation. He just tries to show you he cares (not about art, but you).

If you prefer to prepare your paints yourself, asks him for a help. He may be a little grumpy about it, but he wouldn't say no to you.

Of all your works, Susanoo likes motion painting the most. There’s something special about them. This frozen moment, captured in time. The more creative you can get, the better.

If you paint him, remember to be sure to properly convey all his grandeur and capture his majesty in all its splendour. Take it seriously, after all he isn’t some small fry.

You were chilling on a couch, practising in your sketchbook. Susanoo was expected to meet the other gods about Ragnarok in an hour, so you were all by yourself. So the timing was perfect to complete one of the hidden projects. Nobody could interrupt you or look over your shoulder, or at least that's what you thought… — Oho, that’s how you like me, girl? — you heard Susanoo’s husky voice right behind you and jumped up with a loud scream. The pencil fell out of your hand. Susanoo laughed out loud at your reaction. — It’s just a sketch… — you muttered. At this point hiding sketchbook or pretending you didn’t draw his exposed… things was pointless. Susanoo sat down next to you, his arm rested on the back of the couch. — Let me see… — he tried to take sketchbook from you, but your grip tightened — Don’t be shy — said Susanoo, and so you gave up. Susanoo looked at your unfinished work and studied it for a moment. His impassive face gave you no hint of what was going through his mind. — You could sketch me in any position, but I can clearly see what was your priority here. You giggled, trying to ignore your warm cheeks. But what you couldn’t ignore was his hand appearing on your thigh. His other arm, which had been resting on the back of the couch, now happened to be wrapped around you as Susanoo pulled you closer to him. The sketchbook fell to the floor, but you didn't think much of it because you were too busy kissing his hungry lips. Whenever Susanoo kissed you, he always gave his all. His tongue explored your mouth, his firm grip on your back, he liked to feel your body pressed against his, your warmth and the trembling he made you feel. It always put him in the right mood. While he played with your mouth, you caressed his crotch. It wasn't long before you felt a growing bulge under your fingers. Susanoo’s hand untied your obi and slowly slipped between the flaps of your yukata. The feel of his warm fingers on your breasts sent shivers down your spine. Before lust could completely consume you, you mumbled: — Aren’t you supposed to have a meeting with other gods soon? Susanoo opened his eyes between kisses, you knew you had angered him. — I don’t understand why you dragged them into this — he replied dryly and pulled you even closer so that you were sitting on his lap. — You will be late! — Yes — he kissed your chin, then moved to your bare neck — And I don’t see a problem with it. — You and your stubbornness — you whispered, feeling yourself slowly fall under his spell as his tongue licked your skin. Just as Susanoo thought as he squeezed your buttocks hard. Maybe a little too hard. You moaned, but the slight pain jolted your senses awake. You stopped a kiss, pushing Susanoo away. He watched in surprise as you covered your breasts and reached for your sketchbook. — You’re late — you announced, sitting up straight next to him — And I have to finish my sketch — you pointed at your sketch of him. — No, no, girl — Susanoo said in a voice that brooked no objections — You have to finish me. The real one, over here — he took your sketchbook and threw it away. You huffed at his demanding tone, but didn’t oppose when Susanoo pulled you to him once again.

Hermes

Since the beginning, you two always talk about art. Hermes was known for his musical abilities basically throughout the universe. You two have a special place for art in hearts.

Hermes likes to talk to you about painting, but he is quite demanding. Art is subjective, but don’t you think he wouldn’t notice if you get sloppy painting some particular part you don’t like. Oh, yes, Oh, yes, he’s gonna point that out.

If you don’t paint for some time, he notices it and asks you about the reason behind it. He encourages you for keep trying, especially if you feel stuck and lack motivation.

I feel like if you try hard enough, you could convince him to draw with you. Hermes would expect some kind of tutorial from you, but after his first work it turns out that he has experience and was just playing along.

Hermes doesn’t have favourite type of painting, because he believes that everything can positively surprise him, but he really enjoy seeing first raw sketch of your work and then its final version, for comparisons.

Sketch it as much as you want, at any moment and how you see fit. Hermes doesn’t mind being watched, in fact he really likes feeling your eyes on him.

Your favourite place to relax was the garden at Olympus in the morning, when everyone was busy with their duties or hadn't even started their day yet. You sat on a bench surrounded by perfectly trimmed hedges and trees, and the silence disturbed only by chirping of birds and the occasional wind whistling. You turned yourself off. Perhaps you shouldn’t. Otherwise, you would have notice earlier that someone appeared next to you. — That looks good — said Hermes in his flawless butler uniform. — I-I-I was just-! It’s… — you hid your sketchbook behind your back, feeling how you cheeks got warm. — A very good sketch of naked me — Hermes finished the sentence for you with a playful smile. You gave in to that smile, and burst out laughing. — Okay, you got me — you tucked your hair behind your ear — I was just practising silhouettes, and then I thought about you and… — you shrugged, embarrassed. — Well I supposed it’s my fault. I've been very absent lately, haven't I? Hermes sat down next to you. — You… aren’t you busy now? — you asked, a bit surprised, because you didn't remember the last morning you spent together. — I’m, but who would I be if I couldn't manage dozen or so minutes for you, y/n? — he smiled again, but this time it was a rare kind of smile that Hermes almost never presented. A genuine smile that wasn't the result of politeness or manners. — May I see the rest of it? — he asked. Without thinking, you handed over sketchbook to Hermes. It’s foolish of you to assume that he only wanted to see your unfinished work. — D-don’t! — you said, but it was too late. Hermes started to leaf through every sketch you had ever drew, including the inappropriate ones. And there was a whole lot of him there. You’ve shown him some of them before, but not every single one. After all, you didn’t want him to know this side of you… too well. It wasn’t lady like. — Well… — Hermes’ voice sounded as polite as always — It seems I’ve neglected you very much. Your cheeks burned to the core and Hermes clearly enjoyed that sight. His red eyes sparkled with joy, and if you weren’t so embarrassed you might have hit him for it. — I think you did… — you found yourself saying. You bit your lower lip. — Eh, what can I say? It’s all your fault! You’re such a good model — you shrugged, trying not to smile too broadly — My hands just want to draw you! Hermes stared at you for a moment. If you didn’t know him, you’d probably assume he was thinking of some sort of riposte, but years of being together had taught you that the only thing that could match his practiced politeness was his sharp mind. To your surprise, Hermes took your hand and started massaging it gently, the fabric of his glove was warm and soft. He caressed your fingers, touched your wrist, even checked your pulse for a moment. There was something very relaxing and natural about his moves, because for a moment you forgot how busy he was and that he would have to return to his duties soon. — Have I mentioned that my favourite part of your body are hands? — he asked you after a long silence. You shook your head in denial, which encouraged him to expand his thoughts — It’s not just the matter of these graceful fingers. Nor is it a matter of what you can create with them. I feel I adore them so, because whenever I’m bored with duties, I find solace in fantasizing about how these hands will take care of me later. Your eyes met again and you could have sworn you saw something rare in his pupils, but it was quickly hidden behind Hermes' playful nature. He stood up. — Well, I should get back to my duties now — he adjusted the flaps of his jacket — Please, dear, keep these sketches to yourself, because they’re very accurate — he winked.

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror x reader #snv x reader #ror hajun #ror susanoo #ror hermes #ror hajun x reader #ror susanoo x reader #ror hermes x reader #udj

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