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warningsine · 17 days

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The funniest show on television is Girls5Eva, which transplanted from the backwoods of Peacock to the mires of Netflix for its third season. While a lot of shows have taken off after landing on Netflix — You, for instance — Girls5Eva, from the data available publicly, didn’t get many viewers on the platform. I’m no expert on the mechanics of streaming, but I have one radical explanation for why this is happening: There are simply not enough episodes of Girls5Eva available to watch. On Peacock, the show had two eight-episode seasons. Netflix has given it an additional six. That means that Girls5Eva has aired, in total, only 22 episodes, about the same number as a full-season order of an old-fashioned network sitcom like 30 Rock, to which Meredith Scardino’s series is deeply indebted (Scardino wrote on 30 Rock; Tina Fey is a Girls5Eva executive producer). Over a three-year period? This is simply not enough!

Sitcoms are built for mass production and consumption, with dynamics between characters designed to generate an endless stream of story lines, and it can take a season or two to fully gel. Girls5Eva is lucky enough to have a distinct sensibility and a strong cast from the start, but it hasn’t had the space to work through all the possible material. There’s so much to mine in flashbacks to the girl group’s checkered early-aughts past, in Wickie’s failed solo career, in Summer’s wackadoo Christian upbringing, in Gloria’s fraught lesbian drama, and in Dawn’s attempts to find her own way as a songwriter (plus the larger meta arc of Sara Bareilles coming into her own as a comedic actor). Season three, in which the crew goes on tour around the country, tries to cover so much ground it’s like a distance runner sprinting at her vO2 max. The overarching plot — they want to perform at Radio City Music Hall — encroaches on all the fun along the way, rushing past a guest appearance from Cat Cohen, the reveal of Wickie’s real backstory, and an intricate Harry Styles parody. Sitcoms should be about all the fun everyone is having along the way, and we’ve lost that.

But there is another and perhaps more important reason that we need longer seasons of Girls5Eva: holidays. Network sitcoms, airing on a traditional schedule, have the opportunity to set episodes around the holidays near which they would air; think of the Thanksgiving episodes of Friends, The Office’s Christmas episodes, 30 Rock’s impeccable use of Leap Day. In my ideal universe where Girls5Eva has 22-episode seasons, Netflix would also abandon the binge strategy and air those episodes weekly, but that’s not a necessity. You could still drop them all at once, which gives me the opportunity to revisit the holiday episodes as those holidays occur throughout the year. If you need convincing, here are my suggestions for some holidays the Girls5Eva might celebrate:

Christmas (duh): Dawn tries to write a Christmas song; Wickie reveals a longstanding feud with Mariah Carey (she claims one of the items from her riff rolodex appears in “All I Want for Christmas Is You”; Mariah does not know her).

Thanksgiving: The girls try to book a gig at the Macy’s Parade (as Peacock actually had the stars do, to the confusion of my parents watching at home) while also atoning for their past sins at the event (revealed in flashback).

Valentine’s Day: Gloria revisits a past relationship with Taylor Lautner (she was his dentist).

Tax season: Summer reveals she hasn’t been paying taxes for years (thought you were covered if you already paid your church).

Presidents’ Day: Dawn tries to write a song about Lincoln being sexy, inadvertently offends a gay activist group.

Pride month: Return of Bowen Yang’s lip-sync influencer.

Cuffing season: Big for Gloria.

The Feast of San Gennaro: Big for Dawn (why is the show so all-in on Sara Bareilles being Italian??).

V-E Day: Wickie and Dawn’s husband, Scott, discover their mutual fascination with the Eastern Front: “I spent a lot of time touring post-Soviet states, okay!”

Casimir Pulaski Day: Gloria has beef with Sufjan Stevens.

#girls5eva

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twittercomfrnklin2001-blog · 1 year

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Bros

If you really want to enjoy Nicholas Stoller’s BROS (2022, Peacock+), skip the first scene. There’s no information in it you won’t get later, but what you do get is Billy Eichner’s character, Bobby, doing his podcast and whining incessantly. I know that’s part of his schtick as a comic, but at the start of an almost two- hour rom com, it can be a turn-off. The second scene is a funny awards ceremony in which he’s named “Best Cis White Gay Man” and delivers a speech about his passion, rescuing LGBTQ history. That not only gives Bobby a sympathetic goal, it also does a better job of setting up the film's comic tone, its satirical yet appreciative approach to gay culture. From there, the story of how Bobby and frustrated, heteronormative gay lawyer Aaron (Luke Macfarlane) navigate their inner conflicts to find love works as a gay WHEN HARRY MET SALLY (1989), with Eichner as a hotter Meg Ryan. There’s a lot of material in this film. I think the task of making one of the first studio-backed gay romantic comedies made Eichner and co-writer Stoller want to include everything they could. But a lot of the material is spot on, particularly Eichner’s misadventures with on-line dating and a silly, sexy first-time bedroom scene for the two stars. The relationship develops believably and plays up the film’s political stance in the differences between the two characters. Both Eichner and MacFarlane get to demonstrate more range than they have in their television work, and in the midst of all the comedy, each has some beautifully human moments. The strong supporting cast doesn’t always get as much to do as they could, but Harvey Fierstein, Bowen Yang, Amanda Bearse, Jim Rash and TS Madison have their moments. There are a lot of reasons the film under-performed at the box office: bad timing, its length, that opening scene, the wrong branding, shallow gay critiques from people who don’t believe MacFarlane could fall for someone who looks like Eichner (thereby missing the entire point of the relationship) and, most maddeningly, down-voting on the IMDb from a bunch of bigoted snowflakes afraid that the success of a gay romcom might make their microscopic sex organs fall off. On the plus side, it’s been doing well on demand.

#gay movies #romantic comedy #billy eichner #luke macfarlane

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lee-scribbles-and-doodles · 3 years

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S2 ep5

I'm so pumped!

Asdfff Sam landing on Max and Bosco landing on him

Mr Featherly just knowing they're in the afterlife... because he studied the classics

Aw, Sam actually wants to help Bosco

Oh, a Moleman!

"Serving the finest vegans"

Oh hey, Harry is here

"Aw, cute Max. A little goth moleman."

Harry is death now.

Sam just got cat-called by a moleman

"Ooohee look who can fill out a suit." "Why I never!"

Max is too small to climb the ladder properly so ge has to jump up the rungs 🥺

"You can't see over the wheel, Max." "Facist."

The Desoto died!?

Featherly laid an egg??? Trans featherly???

Max and Sybil are gossip buddies🥰

Ew Sybil and Ave are getting married. 🤢 (Honey date the monster or Superball)

"Cake at a wedding? Ooookay."

Oh, Monster is having a rough time

Aw, Max offered to be the priest at the ceremony 💕 (Sybil declined but still)

Lol, Max has the wrong idea of what a shotgun wedding is.

I can kind of understand Sybil's apprehension at allowing the boys to be part of the ceremony tbh

Ghost Mama Bosco!?

She still looking fine as an old lady tho

She's still after Bosco for wrecking her store (although she still doesn't realize it was her own son)

Aw, she actually wants to see more of Bosco

Flint is still looking for Bosco

Aw, we can give the Ai to Jimmy

Oh no, it woke Maimtron up!

Did we just kill Timmy???

Oh hey, Past Sam. I knew that one cutscene was going to come back.

They sure are making a lot of hell freezing over jokes

Oof the tourette jokes are back. REALLY hope they get swapped out with new jokes in the remaster

Max's big kick before jumping down the manhole

Max landed on Sam's head

The Soul Train is actually cool looking

Jurgen!?

He's being so petty. Why would the boys save him when killed them???

Hugh Bliss!

He's just... staring... with his head on backwards...

"That a list of swear words!" (Proceeds to say every one and gets censored each time)

Brady Culture too. Is everyone here?

"I'm in hell, and I'm happy."

"--But none of that matters because I finally found someone who believes in me: Satan."

Oh hey, the big door had Sam and Msx art on it

Oh, Demon Sam and Max statues

Sam the devourer and Max the destroyer

Bosco's hell is being naked in front of others?

Santa is in hell!

The Desoto is in hell :(

Grandpa Stinky!

Aw, Sam wants to save them all

Sybil still does therapy?

Lol, we can make Bosco scare himself.

"See you around naked Bosco." "I don't think I'll ever stop seeing you." "Save me!"

Imma just take the laughing gas

Santa hates kids haha

Max is allergic to dogs?

The Desoto only goes like 6 mph and only honks :(

"I hope when we die, they put our hells close to each other." "It'll be like a sleepover that never ends!"

Boy it took me a bit to figure out the Santa and Elf puzzel

Let's move on to Stinky

So are Girl Stinky and Grandpa Stinky not related?

I got a book. I think that's all we can do for now until we get Timmy.

Satan won't even give the boys the time of day

Harry is looming over Timmy.

Have to distract him. I guess it's time to put the monster out if his misery.

I feel so bad 😥

Oh, poor Timmy

Welp, back to Stinky's hell

Sam using the karaoke machine 😳

Ok, saved Stinky's soul from internal damnation

Omg it took me way too long to figure out what to do with the laughing gas.

"Vamoose!" *fire's gun*

At least Basco and the Desoto are free

Satan just tricked Sam into trading his soul 😮

Max's ears drooping when he realizes Sam is gone 😭

Noooo! Not Peepers!

Sam's personal hell is a life without Max 👀

Sam's sad walk 😔

Leonard is in a hell closet

"Peepers said he was my partner." "What!? Nobody steals my sidekick!" "I always thought you were the sidekick." "Heh, sure Sam."

"Max, meet demon Peepers." "Oh, hi!" "Demon Peepers says he's my partner and best friend." *Max proceeds to kill demon Peepers*

Omg the Soda Poppers are Satan's bosses!?

Omg do I get to kill them now? Pls let me kill them!

They beat Brady to death!?

They've been planing their rise sins s1 ep1???

They're after the boys because of one bad birthday? What crybaby!

They're firing Satan!

Flint, Bosco, and Mama Bosco cutscene us everything.

Mama Bosco is gone :(

"I did wipe your windshield for you." "Oh, I er, must have left my change in my other suit! Max?" "I'm naked."

Satan's proud of the boys haha

The stripper is the monster

All the men are into it. They're all gay, bi, or pan now you can't change my mind.

Bosco likes to be nude apparently

Mr Featherly doesn't have his vest on!

Abe, you really aren't winning me over

Oh, Timmy is a Poppers fan. Poor child has no taste.

Let's steal Satan's stufg

Let's mess with Hugh

"I hope I won't have to bend over provokedly to--" "That's enough, Max."

Oh wait, I didn't check on Sybil

Ew, Peepers is seducing Sybil.

"I hate to say, but Peepers is kind of sexy." "Ha, if you're into short guys with annoying voices!" 👀👀👀 Max, you just described yourself

Dick Peacock!?

Yay, we saved Sybil!

Whizzer is trying to make Girl Stinky eat the forbidden fruit

Grandpa Stinky is alive!

Awe, the Stinky's are a surrogate family

Culinary dark arts

Oh, that's what the baby book is for.

She's a cake!!!

Aw, Grandpa is upset he turned her into a cake

Oh, I think we were suppose to do the Stinky puzzel before the Sybil one.

Specs is trying to win the C.O.P.S. souls?

Ok, figured out how to save Chippy

Hell yeah, Chippy rocks!

Specs didn't give him the golden fiddle! What a rip!

Ok, time to help the Stinky's! Let's get the boys drunk!!!

Poor Monster 😞

Drunk Abe is showing remorse

Yay! Girl Stinky is back!

Of course we can't just give hell back. Poppers gotta make it difficult

Welp, down into the pits or he'll we go.

Oh hey, the sleigh. Yay for tome travel

We made hell freeze over!

Sam letting Max pick up the phone because they froze he'll over 🥺

Sybil decided to let Max officiate ❤

Oh! I see what we have to do

The Miriachi!

By Popper fucks!

To the wedding!

Still wish she were with Superball

Aw, Sybil looks good in her dress

"Hundred bucks say they don't last three months." Thanks Flint

Max stole the flowers 👀👀👀 Him and Sam gonna get married. That's the only option

Leonard!

Aw, the boys let Abe and Sybil take the car ❤

#soda poppers #sam and max #sam & max freelance police #freelance police #freelance husbands #sam & max #sam and max freelance police #sybil pandemik #flint paper #bosco #mama bosco #girl stinky #grandpa stinky #lee plays sam and max #agent superball

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non-binharry · 2 years

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The turkey drawing reminded me of the “Harry styles is a sexy gay peacock” tweet on the Grammys night

what is a peacock if not just a turkey with flourish?

#he is indeed a sexy gay peacock 🦚#anonymous #mensaje mensaje

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larrysballetslippers · 3 years

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Okay but this is literally a sexy gay peacock. Harry styles who?

Right??? I see so lie😌😌 Good morning beautiful, I hope you're day is going well🌸

#asks #tam 👑

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lightskinrry · 3 years

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someone on twitter said harry always looks like a sexy gay peacock and i love that people look at him that way lol

SEXY GAY PEACOCK LMAOFJERBH he truly always delivers,,,, the locals are gonna go crazy ,, he’s just getting bigger and I love to see it

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zot3-flopped · 3 years

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What’s really creepy is that daisies twopopp tdl and many other lHARRIES are adults. Twopopp and other larries are older than Harry’s mom. But they way they talk about harry is really REALLY creepy. “He’s so hot. Sexy gay peacock, hot baby.” Dude, aren’t you ashamed? And the worst thing is that they hate “het harries” because they like harry and are attracted by him. They’re the worst!!

Yes, it's only okay to fetishize Harry as a hot gay man - you're not allowed to fantasise about him with women or even other men, only Ratlinson.

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guywiththeguitar-blog · 6 years

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Architects of Rock

The Gay Architects of Rock

That understanding played out in vital Rolling Stone pictures like David Cassidy flaunting his bare middle down to his pubic hair, in a Playboy-style centerfold, and Jim Morrison seething beside the cover line "He's Hot, He's Sexy, He's Dead."

Athlete McLean, who acted as an associate to George Harrison 50 years prior, saw the profundity of the connection between the Beatles and Mr. Epstein one August day not some time before the chief's demise. Mr. McLean's activity was to get the artist musician Harry Nilsson, a promising new craftsman back then, and drive him to a meeting with Mr. Harrison at the house he was leasing on Blue Jay Way in the Hollywood Hills, Calif.

Photograph Mr. Epstein, focus, with the Beatles in a lodging in Paris in January 1964. Credit Harry Benson/Hulton Archive, by means of Getty Images

There was discussion of Mr. Nilsson maybe joining the Beatles' incipient organization. That is when things turned sour, Mr. McLean said.

"George was discussing how brilliant the entire thing would have been, endeavoring to persuade Harry to join the organization," Mr. McLean reviewed. "It was all awesome until the point when Harry stated, 'The main thing is, I don't figure I could be overseen by a gay man.'" (Mr. Epstein's sexuality was known by numerous in the business at the time.)

Angered, Mr. Harrison gave his aide a gesture.

"Instant, Harry was out of the house," Mr. McLean said. "George, similar to all the Beatles, was amazingly strong of Brian. To them, Brian was the man." (After Mr. Epstein kicked the bucket, Mr. Nilsson had a rapprochement with the band and worked intimately with John Lennon.)

Roger Daltrey, the lead vocalist of the Who, had a comparable regard for Mr. Lambert, who had a high society foundation when those of his level once in a while collaborated with common laborers miscreants like Mr. Daltrey.

"Pack was the main 'elegant' fellow I at any point met who wouldn't speak condescendingly to me," Mr. Daltrey said in "Lambert and Stamp." "Pack had this courageous quality."

At the time, men like Mr. Lambert needed to. Up until 1967, being gay was illicit in Britain, and long after that law changed, gay men remained an objective of police entanglement, extortion and beatings. Mr. Epstein was struck and was the objective of extortion before he kicked the bucket in 1967 from a unintentional overdose of dozing pills and liquor.

In the meantime, huge numbers of these men included extraordinary power inside their circle. As administrators of a portion of the time's most strong British musical crews, they remained at the bleeding edge of sounds, sensibilities and styles that would devastate and redo popular culture.

The gay chiefs of that time were blunt about their sexuality, if just among companions and associates. Other than Mr. Epstein and Mr. Lambert, those men included Robert Stigwood (director of Cream and the Bee Gees), Simon Napier-Bell (the Yardbirds, Marc Bolan), Billy Gaff (Rod Stewart), Ken Pitt (David Bowie), Barry Krost (Cat Stevens) and Larry Parnes (who formed pre-Beatles British rockers, including Tommy Steele and Billy Fury).

Photograph Jann Wenner, the fellow benefactor of Rolling Stone magazine, in 1970. Credit Bettmann Archive

Their sexual introduction was reflected by Americans including Nat Weiss (who supervised the Beatles' business advantages and later oversaw James Taylor), Danny Fields (who oversaw Iggy Pop and the Stooges and, later, the Ramones), and in addition music tycoons including David Geffen and Clive Davis (who recognizes as cross-sexual).

As indicated by Mr. Napier-Bell, some portion of the reason British gay men of his time inclined toward the music business was on the grounds that it was one of only a handful couple of ranges "where you could be out among yourselves. It resembled a private club," he said. "It was such a decent life. You'd go to Robert Stigwood's home and it resembled a gay bar."

Jim Fouratt, who has worked in the music business since the 1960s, trusts the men in Mr. Napier-Bell's hover conveyed to the rising rock scene an uncommon comprehension of picture. "As gay men, we need to change ourselves keeping in mind the end goal to survive," he said. "That matches impeccably with the disguise of shake 'n' move, with the dream."

Martin Aston, the creator of "Separating the Walls of Heartache: How Music Came Out," said the association between shake's gay directors and picture shaping stems from the way that "gay men at the time would be judged altogether on what they looked like. It wasn't care for there were bunches of pleasant spots to go and have beautiful discussions. It was altogether conveyed through cruising."

Subsequently, Mr. Aston stated, gay men built up a solace with the specialty of being seen, "rather than straight men, who, before the marvel of the 'metrosexual,' were undermined by the idea of being taken a gander at, of turning into a protest."

Vivek Tiwary, the creator of "The Fifth Beatle," contends that Mr. Epstein's sexual introduction affected the Beatles' open picture.

"Brian Epstein's appreciation for the greater part of the Beatles, and specifically to John, enabled him to make a picture for the band that was engaging to young ladies, as well as to young men," Mr. Tiwary said. "Brian recognized what it resembled to be a kid, and also how to draw in them. A straight chief may very well believe, 'Here's a cluster of adorable young men that young ladies will love.' He may make them so young lady inviting that they appear to be excessively powerless for folks, making it impossible to get into them."

One of Mr. Epstein's essential choices was to change the Beatles' outfits, from denim and cowhide to natty suits. Utilizing the best neighborhood tailors, he got the band into single-breasted, three-catch mohair suits, with limit lapels and considerably smaller jeans, as indicated by Mark Lewisohn in his book on the band, "Tune In."

Photograph From left, Pete Townshend, Kit Lambert and Roger Daltrey, recording in I.B.C Studios, amid the Who's sessions for "The Seeker." Credit Chris Morphet/Redferns

By sharpening such looks, the chiefs accomplished more than impact the introduction of artists. They propelled the picture of another sort of man. As the '60s advanced, hermaphrodism wound up noticeably integral to male show, with long hair, splendidly hued attire, and, on account of the mods of the mid-'60s, gaudy custom-made suits.

"The mods adored just to be seen strolling down the road, sharp dressed with sharkskin jeans and cosmetics," said James Cooper, the chief of "Lambert and Stamp." "These extreme folks wore eyeliner."

Mr. Fouratt believes that a significant part of the consent for the sexual orientation obscuring originated from the spreading drug culture. "Medications enabled men and young men to find their magnificence and gentility," he said. "The egotistism of heroes resembles the peacock, where the male is the wonderful one, not the female. That turned into the bleeding edge in shake 'n' roll, energized by the gay chiefs."

It played out most unmistakably in a star like Mick Jagger, who embraced a batty and dressing persona, influences shared by the Rolling Stones' first administrator, Andrew Loog Oldham.

"Mick was alluring for that trimming," Mr. Oldham said. "Numerous men may state to their mates, 'Gracious, he's a poof!' So they wouldn't fret their spouses or lady friends getting a charge out of him."

Straight demigods additionally found that appropriating the arousing consciousness of gay men paid off in sexual open doors. "David Bowie needed to constrain the regular workers folks in his band the Spiders from Mars to wear those glitz garments," Mr. Aston said. "In any case, when they saw the effect it had on ladies, they resembled, 'Pass me the redden!'"

In any case, given the denunciation of homosexuality at the time, one may anticipate that the rockers will have some inconvenience with the gay men who prompted them. On account of the Who, Mr. Cooper trusts the individuals fortified with Mr. Lambert not notwithstanding his sexual personality but rather in some courses as a result of it. The improbability, and common hazard, of the association between Mr. Lambert (a high society, favored gay man) and his accomplice in administration, Chris Stamp (a straight road kid) awed them profoundly.

#Architects #rock #guitar #gay #guy

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daisiesonafield-blog · 1 year

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Harry said ‘this will be pride on tour!!!!’ lol No but really he’s been extra gay lately! Super extra gay on tour 🏳️‍🌈

#I love it #keep up the gay H #lot updates #Harry is a sexy gay peacock #Harry’s pride #he’s gay petra #lot horsens 2 #lot horsens #lot horsens 1

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daisiesonafield-blog · 2 years

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Harry really turned the whole arena into a rainbow, including himself!

-MSG night 15, the last NY show - Sept 21 2022 (x)

#harry is a sexy gay peacock #harry is the rainbow #harry and rainbows #harry's boas #LOT NY 2022 15

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daisiesonafield-blog · 1 year

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Daisie🥹 Harry Looks Marvelous 🥹

A SEXY GAY PEACOCK

So gorgeous!!!!!!!! So fit!!!! I love this outfit!!!!!

#lot horsens #lot Horsens 2 #lot outfits #Harry is a sexy gay peacock #Harry hot damn #good lord 🥵

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daisiesonafield-blog · 2 years

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT COACHELLA 2

I have no words. From start to finish, top to bottom, H keeps outgaying himself. From his gay cowboy outfit with bedazzled cherries and strawberries, and with a giant HS bedazzled on his ass. To the camera catching rainbows in the lights nonstop. To H running with the pride flag. To him being SO HAPPY and giggling nonstop throughout. To actual rainbows being used in the screens. To his flamboyant dancing. To MEDICINE, when he sang him, licked all his fingers for tasted, and did the riding motion for ride it. To him singing I WILL SURVIVE - A LITERAL GAY ANTHEM - IN A GIANT PINK FEATHER COAT with Lizzo while doing the GAYEST CATWALK OF PRIDE ANYONE'S EVER SEEN. I felt like I was watching a pride parade float. H gave his all tonight. Absolute queer fury and pride. Dripping allover. Tonight was such an incredible queer statement. He couldn't be clearer, it was so obviously in your face for the whole world to see. I'm here, I'm queer.

This was an insane, incredible show of pure PRIDE. I am truly speechless. I am SO PROUD OF H ALWAYS AND FOREVER. He is a true rockstar, he was meant for that stage and he shines SO BRIGHT on it.

H I love you immensely.

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