#having a will is not a BAD THING AND I DONT GET PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO DO THEM

[kitkatcadillac]

if you piss all over a public toilet seat, and i mean just piss all the fuck over it, and then leave that for someone else to deal with because it "gives people a job to do" or it "isnt your problem" im cursing you, hexing you, dooming you a thousand lifetimes over

#like yeah okay i get the germaphobe thing and i mean dont let me as a stranger Guilt You if you really cannot force yourself to deal w/that #but for people who do this and just refuse to take responsibility and be like A Little Considerate about a space thats not theirs #im CURSING YOU cursing you cursing you. dear god #like people who throw trash on the floor in public places when theres a trash can like 7 feet away because 'gives the janitor a job' #like no. youre a slob and you have bad etiquette. outright. its so rude and nasty. #we have jobs that arent picking up the consequences of your shit attitude. i promise lmfao #skelly speaks #negative // #im on my first day of my period tho and its mega painful djdj so this is where my frustration is going LMAO #please be tidy and considerate thank you #besides like... not throwing trash on the ground makes a better space for everyone. just saying #like Everyone benefits from making better choices about making sure your trash goes into a garbage bin. thanks.

[volos-wish]

I see people are theorizing that Clive is alive, and rewatching the ending, it does seem like he could have simply passed out from exhaustion. But Jill running out and crying feels like it leans towards him being dead, mainly because Eikons can sense whether they're alive or not. Like when Clive knew that Jill was still alive after fighting Odin. So wouldn't Jill have known for a fact in that moment that he was dead, and if not then why cry?

Unpopular opinion but I do actually want Clive to be dead. I like tragic endings without "happy" endings.

#its also midnight so dont take this to seriously im sleep deprived and obsessed #like the theories do have good points as to why and how he's alive #but why would jill torgal and gav cry #because jill would knwo if he was alive or desd like he did with the odin thing #augh #i just want clive to be desd is that so bad 😭 #bitterweet ending #idk i think i just dont wanna acceot joshua dying and clive living #either they both die or joshua gets to live dammit 😭 #also as a ffxv and crisis core fan idk why people expect the protag to live #bro this is ff #though i guess this is also the same perosn who refuses to let yshtola die #y talks #ramble in the tags #ff #ffxvi #ffxvi spoilers #clive rosfield

[queenboimler]

as someone who's written people's wills before, in real life people very rarely talk about them, and it is very common for someone to just not tell the person they're leaving their kid to that they're, you know, leaving them their kid

anyway, all that to say, i love that narratively its a surprising thing that eddie didnt tell buck about his will but irl? thats so accurate

#911 abc #but also for 911 purposes its a beautiful love confession and i love<3 #but in real life? #a lot of the time its a surprise!!! #so yea eddie didnt tell buck about his will at first but also when i tell you that is so normal im NOT joking #people HATE talking about their wills #i know some actual firefighters who DONT HAVE WILLS BECAUSE THEY HATE TALKING ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF #so just a pro tip: GET A WILL-ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE KIDS #having a will is not a BAD THING AND I DONT GET PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO DO THEM #if you dont have a will the state is the one in charge of your estate!!!!! DONT LET THAT HAPPEN

[ikishima]

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#the amount of compassion you have to pour directly into a bad-faith asshole's mouth without knowing whether there's even a point #in order to get them to the point where they're willing to engage at a level where they actually take your feelings & words into account #the point where they even start hearing you and seeing you as a potential equal in conversation #the point where learning and growing becomes a possibility #is fucking exhausting. and i understand why a lot of people refuse to do it. i understand why some people dont practice what they preach #because sometimes the congregation in question is just there to throw tomatoes without any intent of listening #but idc! idc! im not gonna let a bunch of assholes close my heart off. id rather be naive but kind and get taken advantage of #if the alternative is leaving people behind or making a single person feel the way i have felt #having good intentions but being unable to express it w/o negative emotion or without the correct words or not being given a fighting chanc #to never be seen as a person or heard or listened to is so hurtful #i never want to do that to someone #and if i have parted ways with you or made you feel like that at any point please know it is only when i have no other options left #i know it's an autism thing to be so utterly gutted at being misunderstood and i'm most likely giving energy to people who don't deserve it #but i dont care! i dont care! #my compassion IS a renewable resource because i keep feeding it hope and humanity #i get mad sometimes but please know every angry word i've ever said has stuck on my mind like a glue trap #i remember every fight i have been slightly too aggressive and potentially awful in since the fifth grade and i continue to ruminate #on harm i have caused however big or small #i feel so surrounded by hate and anger and i just want to be that person who doesnt get caught up in it and can be compassionate no matter #lots to think about today ... #x

[literaphobe]

i feel like. when it comes to stories and various media adaptations. some people are so obtuse and their reluctance to accept multiple interpretations of fiction especially those that are ambiguous by design. feels so childish and stupid

im just saying like. anyone who goes ‘jo x laurie shippers are so stupid for liking them didnt you know the writer didnt want them to be together?’ only to say ‘jo and freidrich are soooo cute!!!!’ are deluded in a way no one can ever save

#personal #the reason why is that louisa may alcott did not want jo marrying anyone #thinking jo x whats his face is sooooo couple goals not only spits in the face of what louisa wanted for herself #but is dumb bc like who cares WHO CARES #im talking about the 2019 adaptation btw #i saw someone say yeah its so obvious jo has zero feelings for laurie and ugh i dont get why greta gerwig made her write that letter #it made nooooo sense #AND PROCEEDED TO ASSERT THAT EVERYONE WHO LIKED JOLAURIE IS LIKE CRAZY AND STUPID OR SOMETHING #like woefully refusing to admit a scene should exist in a movie #when it is there for A REASONNNN #makes u more stupid than ever #refusing to accept that multiple different conclusions can be made and justified….. #like the whole thing about jolaurie in little women 2019 to me that is so epic #is that it is not black and white!!!! #it is not as simple as her having zero feelings and not loving laurie and him only being a friend to her #it is that she did not want things to change!!!! #she saw marriage and therefore romantic love as a trap!! jail!!! inevitable disaster!!! #and that is not a bad interpretation of her character? #because there are people who feel the same way? that exist in the world? #thinking so isnt problematic bc these characters are not fucking real #and no matter how louisa may alcott lived her life #death of the author doesnt mean i hate the author so im ignoring her perspective #its that stories can adapt and stretch and transform #and be seen in so many different ways!!!! that people can look at in #and that being stubborn about one interpretation and assuming anyone who thinks differently is invalid………

[heyitslapis]

Walked out of work today bc long story short a guest decided that she was gonna lecture me/use me & my "abhorrent, disrespectful attitude" as an example of a lesson for one of her student & I decided that standing there & being belittled wasn't worth it

#i only gave her back the disrespect she was giving me. not even as bad as she was dishing either #granted i couldve kept my composure but also she was up at the desk for 45 minutes making a mountain out of a molehill #& among other things in her ''lecture'' she told me that if any of her students or employees acted the way i did they'd be dismissed & fire #she said ''post covid there are PLENTY of people who would be lucky & LOVE to have any work right now'' & i thought #yknow. i love my job. but i dont deserve this. this isnt worth it #so i turned to the food & beverage manager who was the only MOD & said ''actually i think i will go home'' #i called my AGM after i left & let her know the whole situation. even told her i understand if im fired or written up bc of this but its no #worth standing there & being lectured & having this lady lie to my face about things i said/did. i dont deserve to be treated like that #the woman really told me ''this couldve been a teachable moment for you'' LMAO lady i will let a LOT of shit slide #but i refuse to be the subject of your lesson & i certainly dont get paid enough to have anyone who isnt management lecture me #it just feels weird though. ive never walked out before. never spotainiously taken the night off. never had a situation like this before #it feels weird having left & it feels weird sitting in my bed trying to enjoy my night when my brain knows im supposed to be at work rn #oh well #my AMG said im definetly not fired & she'll talk to the lady in the morning. i couldnt care less if i was though. theres always other jobs #and to preface i even apologized to the woman both for my behavior & the disrespect. yet she still felt like making an example of me #what a week its been #emma rambles #emma vents #2023 tag

[our-lady-of-mcr]

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#also god bless my friend who pointed out that im moving up and im going to be in a salon soon and will actually be doing something good with #my life vs the friend who did me this way pretending shes still in high school that freaks out and loses all her friends every 6 months #i wish it didnt bother me. and i know in 2 months im going to have brushed it off and move on like i always do when bad shit happens #but for the wound being fresh this shit just fucking sucks i hate it i hate it i hate it #i made a very very very vague post on reddit just asking for advice #and the more popular reply was someone more on my side who basically said i should tell her to go fuck herself pretty much #and the second one was someone who v obviously did not actually read the post who said it was all fluff and basically defended her even #when in my post i am saying i defended myself while still listening to the shit she says #and i fucking hate reddit bc people are so.....quick to be hateful and judge #and i knew to expect people being hateful but god DAMN like you yourself are basically saying theres not enough info (yes there was) and you #still are quicker to assume im in the wrong #meanwhile everyone who knows her is like bitch we told you to not forgive her last time and now look where you are #and i am not a perfect person i have flaws the same way everyone else does. literally everyone has said and done shit they regret #and i have fucked her over before because she lost her fucking mind on a campus manager and an educator and she told me to find my own ride #home because i didnt defend her losing her shit and screaming at everyone and ended up having to write an incident report (so did the other #girls who watched it happen so nOT just me) anyways now she uses that as an excuse for treating me like fucking trash because she finally #found out about the god damn incident report which made it so now anyone can say i said anything and she just believes it #its such a fucking joke to me because like ????? girl if we were in opposite positions you would have filled out the fuckin report too #granted it was a handwritten letter and not a report but it was basically the exact same thing as an incident report #my bad that a year ago i wrote a letter saying i was scared you know where i live and that youre mentally unstable. funny how a year later i #feel the same way all over again! except i dont because im not scared of her anymore shes a fucking theater kid who needs to get a grip #i cant wait to look at my self tag again in 2 years and be like DAMN REMEMBER WHEN THAT HAPPENED #every single person who knows her that isnt friends with her (i am basically refusing to text her friends bc i dont even want to know) #keeps telling me i didnt do anything wrong and ive given her too many chances and she fucks me each time #i just wish she would go get help bro there is something so wrong with her #self

[lesbiten]

i told my roommate who works at the same clinic as me about one of my coworkers who has done very little both times ive worked with her and spent most of her time on her phone while i was still doing shit, and she told my boss what was going on so now my boss sent me home with a checklist to fill out of all the stuff she claimed she did but actually didnt

#i feel like im tattling #its just that when i started working it was so heavily emphasized that you *need* to share the workload (ESPECIALLY cleaning) evenly if- #theres 2 of you working one shift #and i dont think thats been emphasized with her because both times ive worked with her ive done most if not all of the cleaning #theres been an issue with how the new girls get trained that also existed when i was hired #the people who work there are just not good at training new hires and its obvious #so i think they just intend to retrain her and maybe the other new girl that got hired recently #ive heard theres also 2 new applicants so hopefully if either of them are hired theyre trained adequately #and i hope to god im not the one training either of them bc after the past several new hires have been shit i feel like theres pressure to #do better LOL #she also has a really bad problem about checking things off as done before she does them and then...just not doing them. #we have dehumidifiers were supposed to dump; she marked it as done; i knew she hadnt done it; #so i went and did it and bc of that noticed that one of them wasnt working #which led to the realization that all of the outlets on that wall werent working #which would have gone completely unnoticed bc she refuses to do her job #its just like. why even skip doing things that are easy and take less than a minute. its 2 dehumidifers that are 2 feet away from a drain #simon says

[kn11ves]

i entirely agree that humans should depend on each other more and that we should try to approach people with open minds and not believe that they are out to get us, on that note, shaming and chastising people for not feeling comfortable to depend on other people and telling them that they need to fix it or they're actually MORE of a bother and a burden is probably not the best way to go about it

#10000 millionth post where some tumblr users' opinion breaches containment and i must comment on it vaguely #listen it is sort of upsetting how it really is true that the majority of those call-out-y posts on peoples' behaviours can be really #damaging for people with ocd. like you re just going to send us on a spiral because now we arent even sure if the thing we were trying to d #as to not cause other people pain is actually causing more pain and oh dear god we're really terrible people ohh fack ive known all along #i think the first step to making people feel more comfortable to take your help and hospitality is probably approaching them kindly? #at least instead of saying we must ''learn to accept it'' #plus the mention of individualism and comunialism-- i agree individualism has hurt a lot of people and it is very bad #although to some degree i dont think it is entirely wrong you cannot fully depend on everyone 100% of the time for your own safety #we are as a society not there yet where that is possible. etc etc also learned helplessness #but anyways if youre going to talk about individualism then you have to actually acknowledge that a lot of collectivist societies have cult #cultures in which REFUSING THE HOSPITALITY IS PART OF THE CULTURE!!!! where youre meant to say no many times as a show of respect and as th #host continues to offer it. as well many many many MANY people born from immigrant parents or who are immigrants themselves have a shared #experience of being raised to be as completely clean and polite and small as possible when in someone elses' home #it just really rubbed me the wrong way the entire post... #i just dont think you should get so upset someone doesnt accept your hospitality consider everything is not erm about you and maybe they #arent comfortable enough with you or are having a bad day ? #''i can always tell when they are only saying it because they dont want to be a bother'' no u litearlly cannot #anyways it was a very american post that i did not like. #do help each other and take the help when you need it though we need that.

[be-good-to-bugs]

when i feel very lonely i get fizzled out of doing anything after less than an hour

#the bin #been feeling much more lonely since moving into this apartment and i cant draw bc of it #cause i have trouble continuing things i was drawing earlier. when i try im filled with this horrible exhaustion and sadness #its easier to feel better when im living more alone because i can play music or walk around and talk to myself and try to make things #brighter for me but when im living with someone especially someone who i really dislike its just impossible to do #and worse i have to hear them be here which just makes me feel even worse #ugh. my relationship with my sister has gone from bleh to awful. her absolute refusal to take me into consideration for anything including #bringing people over at nogjt without even telling me at all. the last straw. absolutely the last straw #hey yknow id love it if in the middle of the noght when i want a snack and dont wanna get all dressed id like to know theres someone here #cause id rather not them need the bathroom the same time and im just in my underwear. but noooo i dont have the need to know theres #some other person in my facking home. nope not my right #the thing where she insists she tells me that she was gonna have someone over when she didnt has been pissing me off a lot because she #uses the fact i have a poor memory to say why actually i misremembered..shes like well ur perception of reality sucks so u THINK u #remember correctly but actually u totally dont but like. im not having problems rememberi g other things like that right now. and i #distinctly remember these conversations and i always make not of when someoens gonna be here and when you tell me i remember #and theres so much proof that she also forgets stuff. but i honestly think she might be intentionally lying abt it because she forgot #to ask or didnt want me to say no. well i am saying no. idc if theyre already here. yall can go hangout elsewhere bc i wasnt told abt tjis #and i deserve to have quiet in my own home. its literally all i have. #ive been feeling like maybe shes not so bad. people grow and change and sometimes you dontjat in different directions #and you dont get along well anymore. i hear her say to other people that im still her favorite person so its very one sided abt this #honestly though its not just that we dont get along well anymore but nobody is at fault because she is at fault #its not like i never let her bring people over. i do. im just askingmthat im notified first. and her response to forgetting or choosing not #to tell me is to use my mental health things against me to say im just too mentally ill to knoq if i remember tnings cleatly #then how come tnis only ever happens with this thing or cleaning stuff? it ONLY rver happens with stuff that she wouldve needed to tell me #about that are important. oh an important bill i needed to know abt but u didnt tell me? i did but u forgot. #but never anything else. its only ever tnings that she would be in the wrong for not telling me about if she hadnt. thats it #so yonow im thinking maybe. u didnt tell me. which wouldnt blther me so much if she didnt just say actually i did but ur schizophrenia #made u forget wow ur so insano haha #ugh. she sucks. literally dont even wanna built legos with her even tho the set is cool as fuck bc being around her sucks #wow sorry for my many many many tags complaining about my sister. living with her is awful :/

[curseyeds]

thinking about the collector and how people criticize them for what they choose as their favors after they've granted someone's wish... and how the collector justifies it as a way of warning people from utilizing them. they're available to everyone to use, and that includes people with twisted, horrendous views of the world and the future - don't you want them punished? don't you want them hurt, don't you want another obstacle in their way of getting what they want? isn't it good that i serve to punish those that use me because the only ones who want to use me are the truly desperate and then the truly greedy?

#tldr they justify hurting people the way they use bc they want ppl to “have second thoughts” about doing a deal with them #and then if they DO take a deal with tc. they can turn around and take a giant chunk outta them #tc's hand feeds them but also bites them. there is no 'bite the hand that feeds you' the HAND IS BITING YOU #unfortunately with this reasoning theres the concept of 'why dont you just say no then' #bc they are not obligated to indulge anyone who calls upon them for a favor #to which.... tc wouldnt say this or imply this but honestly. theyre just curious #on how far people will go. how far they will bend and how far they will break and what. will they give up #they are the embodiment of 'i want to see how bad it gets' instead of being. yknow #morally rightful and refusing ppl who are asking for horrid things #theyre a bitch <3 hope thats clear #THE COLLECTOR — ABOUT.

[juicebaxis]

god not a fan of my fuckin friend group

#i mean the majority are fine its just there's a few fuckin schrodinger's assholes that they refuse to phase out for some reason #like ooooh yeah get rid of the guy whose worst crime was being annoying #the shithead who purposely misgenders my friend cause 'he doesn't believe in that' can stay though #and to be clear this isnt like a Thing where the majority of them are cishet and let us stay my nb's friend like one of the Main People #its just. god i HATE it #'guh whuh you use any pronouns?! why dont you like being called a woman?!' cause no one will use anything else if i let them do that dipshi #that's not really a guy IN the friend group he just came round at lunch but GODDDDD #i feel so bad cause i decided to invite a friend from classes over to eat w my friend group and this fuckin guy decided its On Sight for #some goddamn reason #i mean ive mentioned an idea to my ACTUAL friends in the friend group that once graduation rolls around and we dont have to #meet these guys at school we just Kick them out of the friend group discord server as well which didnt seem to get much opposition #so thank god for that

[devotedlystrangewizard]

started post- sb you know what that means!! [insert repetitive & flawed 5 hour rant about the depiction of parents in ffxiv here]

#listen. listen. #the variety? #maddening #the thing fordola fights for in stormblood is the thing her father told her right before he died. she believes theres no other way #she believes the only way to freedom is through following the empire because thats what her father believed! #and she never learned otherwise because her father was fucking murdered!! she didnt trust anyone to tell her differently!! #hate it when people who come from stable households reduce parenting to loving + good and not loving + bad. #parents are also flawed human beings!! they fuck up!! their love isnt always a good thing!! #we are not exclusively a product of how we were raised but it does affect you. especially when youre younger and dont have the experience #outside of your family to fall back on. (at least thats what i assume im still in the young category) #parents can love their kids and still fuck up royally. parents can not care for their kids but still raise them right. #my mom loves me! she also gave me three separate mental disorders and refuses to accept my autism! #people keep asking why i refuse to get angry at ANYTHING out loud and its. its my mom. she made me like this #she made me afraid of speaking up or talking back to authority figures because shes a flawed person! #am i still gonna cut her off once im out of the house? YEAH. shes traumatised the living shit out of me! OUT OF LOVE. #are there parents who love their kids AND are good parents. probably. are there parents who hate their kids and abuse them. again. probably #but that doesnt cover every parent. those two separate ends of a whole damn spectrum #hhhghhg #its late im getting incoherent

[othercrossee]

#z rants #NOT MAD ANYMORE ITS JSUT FUNNY TO ME NOW #okay i eed to actually ramble about this cuz i ended up laughing reading shit on twt about how what he said was a mistranslation #ill be censoring his name cuz i dont aant it leak into the tag and i dont want yall pieces of shit to argue with me #a fat person who can comprehend what he said and how it cpuld come across despite it not being his intention 👍 #also cuz as a fan for 5 years who love these guys a lot but still see them as human who can very much do wrong and judge them for that #yall bow to these bitches a little too much like they arent grown ass men who are being idolized by many its so crazy #first of all. an apology is so easy idk why u think he csnt comprehend what he said or refuse to answer but sure #lets get into it #amother thing is yall must be some pretentious little cunts telling people to apologizs to hao instead #i do want cunts who were bodyshaming him in recent news to do that whatever but. people who r rightfully mad? #they have the rights to be idc what wrong translation when u read at the sentence throughly it stil came off....weird #lets not make this into a personal issue thing we all know the industry is filled with fatphobic cunts whos awaiting the moment to say sum #so what he said is apparently * they need to stop esting but i cannot say it thoughtlessly. because whatever your body type is- #you just need to love yourself* which is understandable mind u. id say this is an okay answer #but i do think the way he just word this shit is so bad like u didnt nedd to add the first part my god 😭😭😭 sir 😭😭 #he meant well mind u i do think he does but its just craazyyyy #* they need to stop eatinf but i csnt say it thoughtlessly* just dont say it then bro 😭 not that hard #do u not see the undertone of that? EVEN IF that wasnt hsi intention #thats another one of fatphobia undertone babey! csnt say it thoughtlessly. god thats so good man #so if u were to say it thoughtfully what would it be then? they ened to eat healthier? #let me repeat this. no matter which is his intention. he should still be educated about this more #especiallh coming from a person like him with skinny priviledge and in an industry so filled with hate for fat people #twt bitches r a bunch of bootlicking little bitches be serious for once yall r too dramatic idk laugh a little #*theyre attacking him! apologize!* we r asking a 25 yo man to be accountable for what he said as an idol with milliosn of fan #who all comprehend his answer differently and how that answer could mean when u think of fatphobia rhetoric 😁 #twt carat dni yall cannot think st all its sk crazy that the first thing i saw was someone being so emotional about the whole issue #and how the people who r mad should rethink this snd spologize and r fake fans #must be so much to not use your brain at all like them #grown ass man accidentally says sth fatphobic and csnr even apologize a little bit when we all kmow its get swept under the rug anyways

[oflgtfol]

well this is shaping up to be the most fucking annoying shift i have ever worked

#these seasonal people are driving me fucking insane #i get that people are paid minimum wage and thus do minumum effort #but you peopel are actively making my own job worse bc you wont fucking do your own job #if you have overstock LOCATE IT #dont shove it in a random box and then make me spend ten fucking minutes breaking my back trying to open all these things of heavy ass paint #just to find one (1) painf item #and hell even i said fuck it i give up and just located it at some random box #which i wouldnt have to do if you people just did your fucking job in the first place #spent like 40 minutes down a single aisle locating all these random items that we had overstock of that hadnt been located #which makes it very obvious that the Individual who stocked that aisle didnt do shit #and ifs not even just the overtock im also noticing that the actual stock itself is looking worse for wear #bc people just stick it in the modt random places ! #and then customerd are like UHMMM IT WAS STOCKED IN THE WRONG PRICE LABEL #so then we have to give it to them becsuse yeah it IS our bad for that #but its all bc these fucking people refuse to even put it the right spit #and the kicker is. the right spot is 90% of the time. literally right next to where they stocked it #so its like. literally what are you fucking doing #you make my job harder when im on register bc then i have angry customeds about wrong prices #and you make my job harder when i have to fix your overstock mistakes #literally. so fed up #brot posts #so this is a great start to my shift and then im going on fhcking register for the next four hours once im back from break #wboch is why i was annoyed when i saw that bc its already bad enouvh being on register during peak hours #now i already worked 4 hours before that. thats not a great start YIPPIE !!$ -_____-

[good-chimes]

THE RULES OF BUTTERCUP CAMP

Rule 1: No friendly fire in the camp.

Rule 1a: NO GRAVEL, NO SAND, NO FALLING BLOCKS

Rule 1b: SCAR THIS MEANS YOU

--- I dont know What you’re talking about

--- You know exactly what I’m talking about!

Rule 1c: Grian is not allowed to make Scar strip down to his underwear on the Perimeter edge to ‘find all the sand’; this makes us look bad in front of Doc.

--- He had it in his SHOE

--- counter-rule!! Actually this makes us look GReat in front of doc. my abs intimidate him.

--- There’s no such thing as a ‘counter rule’ and your abs don’t intimidate anyone

--- mumbo agrees with me!!

--- I. Um. I just think Scar’s abs could be good PR. I’d be impressed if I were Doc.

Rule 2: All Buttercups must remember at all times that Doc is the enemy and we are here to TAKE HIM DOWN.

Rule 3: Goateater is not allowed to eat Mumbo’s pillow.

Rule 3a: we should leave GOateater alone because she’s doing her Best

--- Scar, she’s doing her best to eat my pillow!

--- this is proving resorcefullness and initive like a good Buttercup!

Rule 4: Mumbo’s cooking tastes like a camping mat and he’s not allowed on the cooking rota

Rule 5: grian cant cook us eggs for more than 2 meals in one day

Rule 6: I have to say I agree with Rule 5.

--- Mumbo needs to LEARN HOW RULES WORK

--- and also stop being RUDE about my COOKING

Rule 7: Goateater is not allowed in Mumbo’s bed under any circumstances.

--- mumbo is biased against Goateater!!

--- Then make her sleep in your bed, Scar!

Rule 8: Grian is allowed to push Scar into the Perimeter if he does the sand thing one more time

Rule 9: Grian is allowed to push Scar into the Perimeter if he refuses to put a shirt back on and is being really obnoxious about it

Rule 10: Grian is allowed to push Scar into the Perimeter if he keeps snoring at night

--- Mate, we’re getting some expansion of powers here that I’m not entirely comfortable with.

--- yknow its not tJHAT Bad

--- Okay, so, Scar, listen, just because you’ve never minded doesn’t mean Grian should be able to do what he likes. This is setting a precedent. We need to talk about this.

Rule 11: Grian is allowed to push anyone into the Perimeter for any reason necessary

--- I told you! I TOLD you!

--- Cmon Mumbo a man’s gotta have hobbies

--- Not threats-of-immediate-violence-to-his-two-closest-friends hobbies!

--- WAnt some sand?

--- I CAN LITERALLY SEE WHAT YOU TWO WRITE HERE. SCAR I AM COMING FOR YOU.

--- Good LUck :)

Rule 12: Grian is not allowed to keep stealing Mumbo’s HotGuy poster for his own tent then denying it.

Rule 12a: Grian is encouraged to get his own poster or pay Mumbo 16 diamonds.

Rule 13: Buttercups are reminded to focus their efforts on DOC and how everything is DOC’S FAULT, not SPYING ON THEIR FRIENDS about POSTERS.

Rule 14: Goateater is not allowed in Mumbo’s entire tent.

Rule 15: Goateater is allowed whrever she likes, including in MUmbos tent.

Rule 16: Scar is not allowed to write rules that contradict previous rules.

Rule 17: Mumbo is not allowed to do that either!!

Rule 17a: If Mumbo and Scar don’t stop fighting over the rules board and GET US SOME DRINKING WATER LIKE THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO then Grian gets to throw them both in the Perimeter

--- I thought everything was Doc’s fault.

--- Sometimes it’s your fault, Mumbo!

Rule 18: Look, can we have some sort of punishment here that isn’t ‘Grian pushes people in the perimeter?’ Only he’s not pushing himself in the perimeter, and last night he blew up a firework experiment in the campfire and took half my moustache off.

Rule 18a: That was obviously Doc’s fault.

--- I don’t think it’s Doc’s fault if you did it yourself! In fact, you’re the reason we’re here in the first place. There’s sand in my sleeping bag and I’ve lost half my moustache and Goateater keeps eating my shoes!

--- also I gotta pointout G you never paid me for those fireworks

--- Listen, Buttercups, the rules are very clear about who’s to blame. It’s Doc’s fault.

--- That’s pretty rich coming from you, Grian!

--- also goateater is perfect and hasn’t done anything wrong

--- Shut up, Scar, this is Grian’s fault. I’m making a new rule.

Rule 19: I think we should blame Grian for everything

Rule 20: I secnd this rule

Rule 21: Oh, yeah? Well, I think we should blame SCAR for getting me BAD FIREWORKS

Rule 21a: those were top quality scarland fireworks, Mister!

Rule 22: It was Scar who technically broke the tunnel bore so he’s the reason we’re here

Rule 23: I mean, I guess—Scar, mate, you did do that.

Rule 24: I think we should blame Scar for everything

Rule 25: now wait A MINute

Rule 26: Yes, honestly, it’s mainly Scar’s fault.

Rule 27: Its not!

Rule 28: It’s either you or Grian. I think either way we can all agree I’m the innocent victim here.

Rule 29: What – okay, fine, new plan! I think we should blame MUMBO for everything!

Rule 30: yeah!

NEW RULE: MUMBO IS BANISHED FROM THE BUTTERCUP CAMP

NEW RULE: OH I AM, AM I? WELL THEN, GRIAN IS BANISHED FROM THE BUTTERCUP CAMP!

NEW RULE: OKAY! I GUESS THIS IS MY CAMP NOW! IM MOVING JELLIE INTO YOUR TENTS AND SERVS YOU BOTH RIGHT!

Rule 34: Guys?

Rule 35: …guys?

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board suspended :(

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Rule 36: fine I’m back

Rule 37: strewing my bed with cherry blossom wasn’t actually necessary

Rule 38: Aw, Scar, you shouldn’t have.

--- i missed you guys

--- I missed you guys too!

--- It’s been TWENTY MINUTES

--- admit it G you missed us

--- Fine I did

--- But I think I have time for a second shot

--- GRIAN

--- joking <3

Rule 39: All previous rules are suspended.

Rule 1: It’s Doc’s fault.

Rule 2: Grian is still allowed to push people into the perimeter.

--- mumbo, wheres Goateater?

--- Special mission, mate, don’t worry about it.

WHY HAS SOMETHING **EATEN** ALL MY ***CROCS***!

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, BUTTERCUPS!!

– G.O.A.T.

p.s. Also kindly return my hotguy poster, Grian, I know that this was you

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