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man, that minion aesthetic is super nice. say would you care to make one for hans, frozen, with abuse and fire themes? thank youuu

Gotcha :D

Sources: Pinterest, Flickr, WeHeartIt

#ask #hcrzallerliebst #hans #frozen #aesthetic #my post #tw #abuse

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u gay lmao

Log into your Ernesto account and say that again 

#i know you can't because you forgot your email #lmao #*asks #*hcrzallerliebst #*shitpost

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hoe you better make more aesthetics. make a minion one. i command you

Um, like this?? 

#i'm sorry #i'm like #so bad at this #ask #hcrzallerliebst #megamind #minion #aesthetic

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heyyy sweets, would you care to write some ernesto and megs stuff

Immer doch :D 

They probably meet at Dunkin’ Donuts or something

They bond over junk food, dramatic clothes and dogs/bots

Eventually they talk about what inspired them for their goals 

It ends up becoming a deep talk about how they killed someone they never meant to ACTUALLY kill

Megs is the brains of them two, of course, so he’s the one who helps Ernesto with careful planning and designing from now on, while Ernesto is the one helping Megs become more social

Ernesto constantly mocks his height. Megs constantly mocks his weight.

Megs sometimes disguises himself as Ernesto to go to events he doesn’t want to attend

Ernesto helps Minion with the cooking

#ask #hcrzallerliebst #ernesto de la cruz #coco #megs #megamind #crossover #kinda #also yeah megs doesn't know yet that good old wayne is alive :D

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nobody: | not a single soul: | you: GET BACK YOU SAVAGES

JDHFGDFJKS OK BUT WHERE’S THE LIE THO

#ask #hcrzallerliebst

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heyyy giiirl it's midnight and you know what that means: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS EVIL GENIUS RIGHT HERE (you) !!

JFHGSHJSHS THANK YOU ERNZ!!! ;v; 

#i've only been 24 for two minutes man #ask #hcrzallerliebst

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lmaooooo that toast thing, all i saw in my head was "what are you? - an idiot sandwich"

LMAOOOOOO MINION @ MEGS 

#ask #hcrzallerliebst #megamind

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so is megs just picky or does he have a sensitive stomach? ernesto needs to know for... reasons :D

Girl there is NO way Megs would be dumb enough to touch Ernesto’s poisoned ass food

... Lizzy on the other hand... ._.

Seriously though it’s not exactly sensitive? He just can’t eat much, gets full and achy really fast and when he’s full and achy he complains a lot, so yeah you better avoid that

#ask #hcrzallerliebst #kin #megs #i'll tag him like that so i don't fill up the tag too much kdjshf #ernesto de la cruz

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being kin with ernesto de la cruz is wishing you'd be famous again but screaming inside when someone recognizes you and hoping they will go away when you just don't respond

Oof

#understandable i'd be super uncomfortable #ask #hcrzallerliebst #kin #ernesto de la cruz #coco

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gorillaz - 19-2000 (the wiseguys house of wisdom remix). trust me this hoe will make you shift

I trusted you and I was not disappointed, thank you :D

#ask #hcrzallerliebst #gorillaz #kin #post during shift

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wtf if a is really trying to start shit with kellie again i'ma throw something

Same ngl. Like, what part of “friendship over” is so hard to understand? And why do we have to be part of this I never even met her haha

I just hope it’s all just a coincidence

#ask #hcrzallerliebst

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ye it's... pretty awkward lmao. oh, another mood - ears. twitchy. but nothing here :( also tail sucks

Uuh can’t relate ._. But I think I get it. Like, on some days my head feels wrongly proportioned. Not comparable with ears and tails... but :’D Best I can offer

#ask #hcrzallerliebst #rf4 #dylas kin #kin

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any specific situations that make you shift? i don't think i ever asked you that lmao

Uhh, I guess there are some?

Eating baked goods with coffee while I do some work on the side

Playing with and feeding my friend’s pet Koi

Sometimes I shift during work too?? I’m an electrician, and sometimes when something is really complicated it kind of gets Megs out of his hole

Wearing over the top clothing (like, I legit have a nice long cape at home just for days like these. And for Halloween)

Back aches and heartburn (for whatever reason)

The scent of some men’s perfumes

Cute girls with short hair in red dresses :3 ...... Seriously I turn into the biggest danger lesbian

Schools

#ask #hcrzallerliebst #kin #megamind

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callout for being super helpful, super skilled, super strong and a good fwiendo

Uuuh right back at you??

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maybe the person who sent you that ask blocked you idk

Maybe?? I don’t know how this works djkjsfd

#maybe it was that one Follower i lost #whatever i did #i'm sorry XD #ask #hcrzallerliebst

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tonite's dylas mood is playing ao

Man, it’s been AGES since I’ve played Alicia :’D I dunno if I even remember my password… Pretty ironic that you’re playing a horse game, does it make you crave being a race horse or something? Or is it just super awkward

#ask #hcrzallerliebst #rf4 #dylas kin #kin