#he had some time off of jumping

[aardvaark]

i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun

hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-

parker: i dont know

hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?

parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?

eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?

parker: that’s what i said!

hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now

sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?

hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.

sophie: …….july 12th

hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?

sophie: ………… (guilty silence)

parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison

hardison:

hardison: what the fuck guys

#leverageposting #wren speaks #leverage #parker leverage #alec hardison #nate knows his birthday i guess so i didn’t include him. if he was watching the whole time he would probably say ‘idk’ to mess w hardison #they’re having this convo in nate’s apartment but it’s like 3am & he’s asleep & they’ve all broken in to hang out #parker doesn’t know either bc of her ridiculously neglectful foster parents or bc she’s parker & her priorities are simply different to most #people. her birthday is irrelevant to thievery. and sadly probably not related to fun happy memories anyway. #sophie obviously is a good enough grifter to answer confidently but she feels a little bad abt lying to her family by now #meanwhile hardison had a normal foster nana who would have known his bday. most kids aren’t safe-surrendered like eliot so assumably #hardison would have a known bday. and he likes birthdays! #and he wants to throw parker a little party even if it’s a very unconventional parker bday that involves rappelling & jumping off buildings #but he is once again thwarted by the leverage team members having the strangest possible lives #he IS gonna give them each birthday parties tho. even if he has to make up some dates & stuff #sophie’s can be the fake date she gives if that’s what she rlly wants. nate’s real birthday is on file somewhere even if he’s being annoying #rn so hardison just has to do some basic hacking. eliot would have an approximate bday such as the day he was surrendered that his parents #would have celebrated throughout childhood. and parker’s would be april 1st bc that’s alice whites bday (and YOURE ALICE!!!) #as in it’s canonically in the online info abt alice white shown in the juror no.6 job & obvs that’s april fools so it’s funny :) #and hardison has a NORMAL bday unlike SOME ppl and yes he DOES expect presents you heathens!!

[genderfluidgothwitch]

For those who are unsure of whether or not they really have the "sensitivity to cold" symptom of fibromyalgia, because you think that it's just you not being able to handle colder temperatures like other people, that's one way of putting it. The other way is, when it's winter and the temperatures start dropping, do you feel your pain more intensely? Do you feel like you have more problems with your joints? Is your partner always commenting how cold your fingers and toes are, but it somehow gets more frequent in winter? Those are other ways to consider being sensitive to the cold.

#just a little food for thought #I'm thinking bc I'm high af #I had to take an entire 50 mg gummy tonight because I had some serious fucking pain #I didn't realize it was going to be a consistent pattern of winter making me feel like shit #but here we are in year two of No Longer Ignoring My Symptoms #and I'm still questioning whether or not it's actually fibromyalgia #like I 100% definitively know what it is #I just still don't have the doctors sign off bc I hate phone calls and I'm getting new insurance next month #so I figure might as well wait to see if the new insurance covers any differently #things to look forward to with the new job #anyways I'm forever grateful I didn't have to jump through every stupid ass hoop my husband did when he went full time with my company #it's explicitly designed against people who aren't neurotypical and it's honestly the most bullshit program ever #no they don't give full time by merit in my company #I really only got the job because my file boss wanted me explicitly for her job when she retires #and I will be eternally grateful that she saw something in me that no other manager saw #anyways ignore all these tags anyone who reads this that found this in the fibromyalgia tag instead of my blog #fibromyalgia #>.> #kudos to those who read this far #your journey shall reward you with a small token of my gratitude #🐦‍⬛ a friend for you

[carefulfears]

thinking about how expectant of her own death scully always was, but how completely struck by shock she was in mulder’s, despite how clear it had always been that he would one day die for the cause. tragedy in the x-files as something you should have been prepared for, but never could be, in scully standing at a funeral, as her mother had stood at her father’s, and barely being able to speak. she should be able to do this? bred to be a war widow, attached to an endless line. but no matter how many times she saw him put that gun to himself, or run off in front of another, she really did believe that he would always come back. she really did believe that there would never be a day where he didn’t just appear in the doorway again.

#‘oh my god you’re so naive / you’ll leave this world in a drunken heap / who’ll make the arrangements baby / them or me?’ #oh father john misty we’re really in it now #that song (‘please don’t die’) has been discussed RE: msr before but it’s that ‘who’ll make the arrangements?’ line that sticks with me #in the song it’s from his wife’s point of view in his addiction/suicidality. how he’s always running off with ‘reptilian strangers.’ #but it always makes me think of scully standing at that funeral and saying….he was the last one. #his sister is GONE. his mother is gone. his father is gone. #and that realization of…she had to plan that funeral. the flowers and the people and the priest and the grave. #she’s pregnant and she’s alone and he ran off after someone else or some answers as he always does. but who will make the arrangements? #in that moment at the funeral when skinner says….but he’s NOT the last one….. #she has to keep going because he’s left her this baby she’s carrying. and she is so ill-equipped and she carries so much perceived shame. #her mother did it. her mother WOULDVE done it- had ahab not come home one day. the women on the base she grew up on did it. #and anyone in the world could’ve told you that she would have to do it one day- no matter how many years she spends chasing after him #as he jumps onto moving trains or pulls the trigger on his own head or runs to the arctic #but she never actually thought she would. and now she’s realizing that she can’t. #and she’s planning a funeral and decorating a nursery at the same time and she is ‘just not capable’ #txf.txt

[ccarrot]

i think chuuya 'killing' dazai in 109 has been a long time coming. whats the point of making him say "IM REALLY GONNA KILL YOU DAZAI" during every one on his appearances if not to build up to this dramatic ass chapter. But also, the first time he's not in control of himself is the first time that promise held any weight

#anyways. #i do think dazai and he have a plan. dazai's obviously not dead but. and hear me out #chuuya probably has a shallow understanding of whats happening around him. hence why all the shots hit nonvital areas. #but he's not aware enough to NOT hurt him and thats why dazai was so caught off guard when he got hit in the shoulder lol. #so so. dazai's 'babe this isn't you' speech might have had some level of genuine desperation but it could have been a script of sorts. #one that chuuya may have recognized and pulled the trigger at a well timed cliff hanger. #dazai pretends (badly) to die. and chuuya carries out the rest of the plan until dazai can jump out like 'PSYCHE' #operation: goodbye.

[bmpmp3]

its important to watch a new movie or read a new book sometimes. largely because 1) its nice to experience all the art this world has to offer but also 2) you might be able to find new scenarios to imagine your OCs in

#it gets the cogs turning if ur imaginary scenarios get stale #wait did anyone else do this. when i was a kid i played with my toys in the very storytelling heavy style #like every toy was a character type thing. ten million large spanning melodramatic stories of epic proportions with my littlest pet shops #like that was the type of play i liked. and i would #sit in front of the TV with whatever playing half watching cartoons #or watching some kids movie on vhs borrowed from the library back when they still had tapes #and the whole time i would be playing with my toys. seeming more engrossed in the story among my toys than the movie i was watching #but i WAS watching the movie i was just using it largely as a. jumping off point. to make up stories about like #my lps cat who can see ghosts and her search for her long lost twin sister or something #Oh god and when i was a little older like 10 years old making ms paint animations age #whenever i was watching a movie with like famiy or in class or whatever and maybe it was a little boring at parts #i would like. start focusing on the score only and just imagine my own sparklewolf OCs to it instead of paying attention #my dad often fondly remembers watching avatar in theatres with the whole family and looking over to me and seeing me mentally GONE hfkjdfhs #mother and older brother were pretty engrossed with the effects and visuals and i was like. eyes glazed over staring into space #imagining blue wolves with anime hair like :) my dad thought it was very funny. he cant judge the reason he was looking around was because #often hes more interested in watching other people react to a movie than the movie itself LOL we are cut from similar cloths.. #i still dont remember a thing about that movie. but the score wasnt bad HJKDBJFKLSHJFDs #but yeah i dunno. watch a horror movie. think about putting your ocs through the horrors. thats how ive lived my entire life

[random0lover]

I hate men and their need to act like any emotional reactions you have while you’re on your period is just you being “hormonal” and “not yourself”

(Rant in tags)

#like sorry I’m actually defending myself rather than just letting you talk shit about me directly infront of me?? #when I’m on my period I tend to show more of my real emotions rather than what people want to see so yeah #but the conversation I was having with my brother was fine- I wasn’t talking to him in any way #he asked me about the monster that I had because like an hour or two ago he asked me not to throw it away since it’s one with the cod #qr code thing on it and he asked me if I threw it away and I said “no it’s not empty right now it’s infront of the microwave” and right #after my dad jumps in saying nobody needs to take offense to how I’m talking or how I’m being? when I didn’t say anything in any way? like #my brother didn’t even have the time to respond to me before he jumped in and started indirectly talking shit #I’m so done right now- all he’s done the last few days is nit pick at me about stupid shit like yesterday we missed the our bus stop and we #get off and this man starts yelling at me that now he doesn’t get to eat (mind you he never explicitly said he wanted to get off at that #stop I thought we were just going directly home)- he constantly says shit on purpose to get a rise out of me and now for some reason my #brother (the one that is 17) has been budding in and telling me to stfu and all this shit and my dad feeds off it and uses it as more of a #reason to justify how he’s treating me and it’s just so upsetting cause he does know I’m in a more vulnerable time right now since my period #is always really difficult anyways really sorry for the rant don’t have any friends I can talk to irl about any of this so to the internet #it goes 🙃 #random0lover emotional dumps #random0lover rambling ♡

[lewanarta]

Vikersund was a blast!

📸 @eksperimentgaj

#vikersund 2023 #raw air #raw air l #wsj #msj #moje #there are so many thoughts in my head but i don't know how to write them down #what an experience it was #i really had a feeling that i'm witnessing a historical event out there #and it feels so unreal #i missed watching ski jumping live like crazy and i'm so glad i decided to go there so so glad :') #it all was incredible and i made so many memories #some epic like seeing women's wr being beaten 4 times #stefan's incredible flights #and halvor winning the ra and securing the cg #through little and funny ones like all the encounters we had on and off the hill #(including shouting at poor pauline line and ingebjoerg to come and give me autographs ajdgafghah i felt so silly 😅) #(or waiting for halvor and seeing how good he is with children) #(and many more) #just. go to any sj event if you have an opportunity it's worth your time and effort (and money 😅) #ski jumping

[akkivee]

thinking about kyuubi!hitoya

#this is vee speaking #he’s on the brain because i think about his ‘WARE WA KYUUUUUUUUUUUBI~’ all the damn time #but also because i was awoken from my sleep today because i heard six knocks on my bed of all things and y’all don’t know this about me #but i live supernaturally sometimes lmao #i used to wield bad luck like a weapon like jinx from dc teen titans lol #and the reason i closed my door at night was because of dogs coming into my room but lemme tell y’all about this one night visitor i had lol #lol i think it’s really funny gentaro preemptively wrote hitoya getting soul swapped in round 2gumi like???? #why lol???? i’m not surprised gentaro wants to bully hitoya lmao i’m just surprised he’s doing so this hard???? #like ‘i’m going to dress up as a bunny and jump off of a roof in order to embarrass juto’ is some NEXT LEVEL l hater shit #(that kills people??????????????) #so i’m glad gentaro doesn’t want to bully him that bad lol but what did he do to you gentaro besides exist lmao #hitoya get behind me i fear what gentaro is going to do to you next year LOL #c: hitoya

[wolfiestars]

weird urge to play through thieves in time again even tho i know it will just make me angry >:(

#it's frustrating because like. gold nuggets of p solid sly gameplay was peppered in amongst the excessive mini games and boring boss fights #but even then its marred by sly's physics feeling “off” #can't quite explain it but jumping and landing feels Not Right. like he is made of helium but also magnetised to the floor #and there were some good mechanics!! the collectable shit and unlockables were really solid #liked being able to look around the safe house. little details like sly and bentley playing ping pong. that was nice. #i could've put up with the excessive load times and patchy gameplay. they were not the fatal flaw #og trilogy had it's fair share of minigame based gameplay and the odd dud boss battle #the unforgivable parts are the story and the dialog (and to a lesser extent the massive downgrade in cutscene art style) #i cannot be doing with the incessant obnoxious unfunny one liners #id have to mute it... the gems of decent sly/bentley banter are too few and far between to be worth the annoyance #the story just fucks itself straight out the gate by starting off w totally nerfing sly's arc in 3 #and that's before you get to the penelope twist. been talked about ad nauseum but it makes the whole story make no fuckin sense. #there's a ton to say abt this... it's p much all already been said but im just still mad about it ten years on lol

[todayisafridaynight]

#i genuinely do think he's naturally one of the cutest dudes on earth he just has a face like that yk#was very funny watching kinpika and seeing him play this serious character and He Did An EPIC Job Dont Get It Twisted but still...#what are you doing here... you should be off somewhere being silly...

FUNNIEST POSSIBLE TAGS BECAUSE AT THE TIME I WAS STARTING THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE TRAVEL NURSE. AND. PLEASE WITNESS MY JOURNEY

I've redacted things so as to not spoil ENTIRELY just in case but. Literally Arakawa Nurse AU TO ME I'm SORRY it's how you start off thinking he's just gonna be this cute silly old man but As It Turns Out he's kind of a sicko [affectionate] with an incredibly strong morals... not TOO much of a sicko just enough to be chilling... and no one gets what the fuck he's trying to do up until he explains it and then it's like Oh Okay You're Insane... But It Worked Out So I Guess It's All Good... And also tell me this is not an Arakawa And Ichiban Type Interaction...

Perfect role for Nakai I sweaaar 'cause he gets to be cute And serious And a weirdo And--

Also just fun because I've mentioned how Tsutsumi would want to be a lumberjack if he could switch jobs on a whim like in Y:LAD, but Nakai said he'd want to be a doctor so he could help people more tangibly than he can as an actor... it's like that bit in The Deer King when Van chops wood yk it just makes me smile...

So anyway... first show I'll be subbing myself since I'm very much hooked and the only option right now is to machine-translate subs to English...

ALL OF THAT ASIIIIIDE very very very excited for the Ikumi fic :]]]]]] WHICHEVER COMES FIRST, THAT OR MY NEXT ASK... SEE YOU THEN...

CRYINNGGGG HES PERFECT..... ALSO WEEPING AT THE DR KANZAKI BIT WHY IS HE LITERALLY JUST

ABSOLUTELY EXCITED to see this if you share the subs..... im making grabby hands........

#snap chats #THE TIMING OF /THIS/ ASK IS SO FUNNY TO ME TOO THO BECAUSE THIS MORNING #I WAS LITERALLLLY THINKING OF ARAKAWA TAKIN CARE OF A SICK JO.... #not the EXACT same tune here today but we are in the same ballpark..... lmao.. lol even.. #my god i was also gon make a post about arakawa and him being silly hold on. nakai being too silly in these roles <- this is a perfect thin #ALSO TRUUEE arakawa would have to help ichi get used to bowing to people 😭😭 punkass kid 😭😭 #Doctor With Morals had me thinking of ttm's role in Lone Scalpel but then Added Evil.. woAgh.. i wanna see... 👁️👁️ #he's SOOOOOOOO cute tho... i love him... why is he so cute it just aint fair !! #'because nurses have strong feminity'my god yore right hes SO girl #mr nakai thinks hed help people more as a doc and MAYBE TRUE however his roles give me reasons to not jump off a bridge #so ME THINKS he helps weirdos like me at least.... thats something... kinda #giggling and kicking my feet i cant even watch this show but one day .... #and like Fair Nuff queen shit its just funny... lol.. #i love how every doctor in japanese media is obsessed with nightingale like deadass this the third time i heard someone ref her #OH BUT SPEAKING OF FICS I SHOULD GO FINISH THAT LMAO im just brushing it up and making 90 amendments as per usu #ngl im not too big of a fan of it.. i mean some bits i like but it overall just feels very corny.. #OH WELL. it'd work better as a comic as i keep rereading it but OUGH thatd be a long comic #anyway.. bye LMAO

[unnecessarilygrandiose]

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#okay rant time lol. spoilers for 6x18 #i think i will have to say that this may have been my least favourite of all 6b episodes #haha ik i should probably give myself time to process the episode but idk i'd rather just write everything out #i just. just yesterday i was complaining about some people treating 911 like it's the buck show and today... it was the buck show? #and like! an episode being extra focused on one character is absolutely fine!! great even!! i really enjoyed 6x11!! #but in the season finale you expect each character to get a more equitable amount of focus right? #and like. even 4x14 which had a significantly less focus on eddie than one might expect had the will scene #and maddie had a bit less focus in that episode too but even she quit her job and it was obvious she was Going Through Stuff #and these slightly restricted screentimes gave jumping off points for their respective very spectacular s5 arcs #but this episode? like it wasn't that it didn't focus on other characters but it was mostly buck #and... idk man it does make sense given that he had the longest running plotlines this season but also #i just wish we had focused more on other characters as well #and like? as for buck? the couch? #i'll be honest i'm disappointed they introduced romance this season for buck at all when the season began with him choosing to be single #i really thought he wouldn't date at all for this one season at least yk? #and yeah ik we live in an amatonormative world but cmooon a guy can have his happy ending without getting together with someone #also bucktalia feels a little odd to me rn especially given the number of false starts they had #if they'd done this exact same storyline but at the beginning of next season i'd probably love it... right now tho i'm very meh over it #as in there is potential but it's like... idk mannnn why do we need him to end up with someone at allllll... i'm too aro for this shit #starting something new this close to the end of the season instead of tying off the two arcs that were already ongoing for him #was certainly a choice #aah well. at least natalia seems good for him. she came back which is the most important thing buck would want in a partner right? #still tho. i really wish we'd gotten to know more about the new henren baby than we did #i wish we'd gotten to see madney discussing plans instead of just the exact moment where they decide they want to marry on the patio #i wish we'd gotten the entire conversation that lead up to chris hyping (or snarking at) eddie to call marisol #i wish we'd gotten bathena hurriedly packing for their trip and may making fun of them as she helps #i just wish we'd gotten more of others!! #oh well. at least we still got chimney time and captain hen and cheddie working together and hen and eddie leaning on each other #you win some you lose some i guess #anyways if you actually read all the way til down here thank you for your time hehe

[bumpscosity]

Every time I think abt the Stanley parable demo I just

#like I think most ppl played it while knowing at least a LITTLE abt the full game like at least the tone #i went in with NOTHING except that ppl liked it and that it was funny sometimes. i truly was the target audience for the demo #and it hooked me so hard right after I played it I went and bought the game #thinking back to the demo brings me back to the good ol’ days of learning new endings….. #also brings back my only zending stairs experience but I’m pushing that to the back of my mind #giggling abt the broom closet….. my first playthru following him to a t #then in my second I turned on the machine. never expecting him to do THAT. #again I had NO clue this game broke the fourth wall or anything. so you can imagine my shock #i remember just sitting there in awe and panic as he rambled on…… #or when I jumped off the lift and thought I was gonna break the game by going on the catwalk…. well I mean I kinda did in narrators terms #we’ve had some good times him and I #sassy speaks #tsp

[crystalbehindthescenes]

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#this is also why i still think sakou was pretty close compared to the other 2 designers #theres nothing in takahashis design thats manga based except for costume design and even then the vibe is ALL off #infact he was closer to shinsobans style back in s1/2! just takahashis style frfr is literally a nothing style #a blank slate for tadano to jump off of to make her weird 90s pug face amalgam #its not exactly Itoh's 90s but its not exactly manga either... not really shinsoban... but its clsar shes tryna mimick Itohs 90s #ill even be funny and say sakou took from Tamegai cus the bangs are kinda similar in fluffiness and shape #and he even went to be more manga accurate (in a 90s anime era anyway) #he still had to jump off itoh obviously cus obligations contuing from the last season #i have a post in it but like she used kanzenban for sure sakou said so herself but she wanted it to be a more modern esque style which like #honest to god ill never know what that means cinsidering loli and moe is the trend for the past decade #but blending cute and elegant was the goal and thats naokos style its cute and elegant not just cute #the bodyshape too in sakous style is very tankobon era while kanzenban and shinsoban is more like a brick tm #trapezoid shaped #she was close honest to god #thats probably why ppl think our style is some weird take on Crystal like its not though #its purely manga based (escpet for mamoru cus no good references) #like its not crysyal fanart its manga fanart to its very core #it just feels like a better sakou style cus sakou was actually *that* close to hitting a similar jackpot #like idk persinally she was pretty close just needed a lot of work she didnt have time for #our design took much longer (years) than hers (months) #and theres even 20 years of work behind our design cus ive been studying Naoko's style since I was like 10 years old

[iloveyoumorethansoup]

I make origami frogs bc I think they’re neat and they’re fun to make jump. Turns out several of my coworkers actually Love frogs and I found that out after giving them origami frogs bc I make them and don’t have reason to keep them

#I don’t know why I wanted to make a frog so bad but someone handed me a stiff piece of paper and instantly it was a frog #and I’m like. ok who do I give this to. and my friends like oh give it to the one right in the other room #so I darted out put it on her book make it jump and then promptly left. i did all of this without saying a word #and she’s like oh my god!! it’s a frog!! i love it! #and then someone else is like oh yeah she loves frogs and she got me a little frog statue so now I’m also fond of frogs #so naturally I gave her a frog as well #and then one girl came by and she’s like where’s my frog :( and it was perfect timing bc I just finished her frog #I’m gonna bring some flash cards tomorrow (best jumping material) and a mason jar and I’m gonna fill a jar with frogs for people #i also had some paper work to fill out wayy earlier this morning and had ripped off half a sheet of paper bc it was blank #so I folded the blank half into a frog and left it on the desk and I was driving out and the guys like is the frog for me? and I’m like #yeah absolutely. he was very excited. so thank u guy for being excited about a frog bc I made more and everyone else was really excited too #i see rectangular paper. i see a frog. it is that simple #it doesn’t even need to be paper. if it’s foldable and rectangle it’s frog #frogular if you will #i like work :) I also got to talk to a girl I don’t usually talk to and she is very nice and I like her #i also have realized that I cannot say the words I love you but I can say love ya #soup talks

[boygirlctommy]

GUYS had dream last night about cclingy ;(

#my post #mcyt #dream smp #dsmp #AAAAAA #can u tell I miss them dearly #SO it went #tommy was trying to talk to tubbo about something important #and tubbo was brushing off the Big Thing that had happened recently (I didn’t know what it was until later) by building #he was lighting up a lush cave and actively walk away from tommy and like ignoring him #but eventually tommy gets him to start talking to him and it like. jump cuts to them sitting in some tall building #not quite in the top floor but close to it. there was no wall so they were sitting on the ledge and talkin #apparently schlatt had died. like. again. #idk I guess he was revived? but he died from like alcohol poisoning r something #tubbo was trying to avoid thinking about it by working on a project bcus. well. he had conflicting feelings about schlatt #like yes yes evil bad man he was a dictator he had tubbo executed he was an all around terrible guy #but tubbo had been. happy? hopeful? when schlatt was revived. bcus hed always hoped that schlatt could get better. and they could be friends #he never hated him all the time. a lot of the time sure but not all of it. #anyways schlatt was dead again and tubbo was upset. #okay now stay with me here. tubbo and tommy both had wings. I think most of the server did. tommys were white and kind of round. the kind a #smaller bird would have. tubbo had massive black wings with easily twice the wingspan of tommy. #in the shape of like a seagulls wings but jet black #tubbo decided easiest way to quickly exit this conversation was to challenge tommy to see who could fly up to wilburs sky island the fastest #they raced and idk who won but they were laughing #and from the top they dove and flew again at the last second and they were laughing #then tommy asked if tubbo wanted to dive into the L’Manberg crater since it was the deepest part of the server #they flew to the top of tommys hotel #(in this the hotel was suspended above the crater and tommy had built the last several floors on his own) #it went up to build height #the two of them jumped off of it. and they were laughing.