#he's not your dog on a leash

[ahotknife]

the stooges / the dream thieves by maggie stiefvater / phoebe bridgers / how to be a dog by andrew kane / sleepycorvid / mitski / margaret atwood / ethel cain

#vibrating intensely #and what is it my dog NEEDS?? what is it my dog needs????? #thats right call your dog!! he said it like they should be offended by it. #web weaving #something something that post thats like call your dog except its about being leashed or something cant remember waht it said #its about devotion not subservience or something #1k

[yuwuta]

yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 

#atp i need to shut and write the omega verse fics that consistency plague my mind #but while im here time for my obligatory megumi mention bc i mentioned dogs teehee #yes megumi attack dog hes megumi grumbly yes megumi bark bark bite bite BUT BUT BUTTTT #megumi is also used to like... hm........ taming? having? caring for? people in his life and also literal (divine) dogs #so for him yes he bites and barks #but he also... he gets confused if YOU dont follow him around like a puppy bc everyone else in his life has so why not you? #gojo's always been the annoying yapping pomeranian chewing on his arm even if he didn't ask #always in megumi's space even tho he didn't ask but he learned to deal with it #won't admit it but knows that too much attention is better than having someone who couldn't give a shit about you #yuuji is the golden in everybody's life and megumi is no exception #unmovable unshakeable and incredibly addictive even if he doesn't mean to be #and very very attached to the people he cares about so yeah yuuji is loud and annoying but he's also loyal and megumi respects that so fine #nobara is like... she decided she liked megumi and was upset about it so she bit his ankle and he tried to kick her off but she has too muc #pride to get shaken off by someone as scrawny as megumi and somewhere along the way megumi became impressed that she was still there even i #it hurt a bit and she was a little rough it's not like he was worse so fine whatever she can stay too #so if you like... if you dont hover around megumi if you dont pry if you dont prod then he has to be the dog smh #now he's gotta bite for your attention and nudge you and how annoying. he's gonna keep doing it tho. as long as he has to #or until you learn to fall in line and accept your leash too whichever comes first n e way.... anyway............. #somebody's pampered omega always gets what he wants megumi complex is showing...... #this was about yuuta right? ok i'll put his tags now.... #juju #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuuta okkotsu x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader

[rotisseries]

a critical part of dog coded characters that often goes unrecognized on this website is the praise kink i truly believe

#oh your silly little guy is someone's else's bitch on a leash? does he like being called a good boy?🤨 #kick it up a notch people. why is something like this never on those damn dog coded posts #I think more dog coded characters should have strongly implied praise kinks and I think you guys should acknowledge the ones that do

[rileys-battlecats]

PSA, keep your dog on a leash when you're in a public, unfenced area. dedicated to the lady that just tried to reassure me, "no she's nice! put your dog down! she's nice!" babe i believe you when you say your dog is nice. what you have not considered is that the dog I am holding is NOT nice and WILL attempt to attack your dog if I put him down. also we are RIGHT next to a busy road and there is Nothing stopping your dog from running into traffic. pls put her on a leash im literally begging you it is SO dangerous for her to not be on a leash here

#rye.txt #the dog I was walking is my grandma's dog and #for the first 10 years of his life #he was NEVER around other dogs or socialized with them #he is CRAZY reactive but it's never been a problem because I keep him on a short leash+harness so there's no chance of him #slipping out and charging at another dog #bUT THAT DOESNT HELP WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER A DOG THATS NOT ON A LEASH AND SPRINTS DIRECTLY AT YOU #im lucky he wears a harness for walks because I was able to just snatch him up directly with the leash #and then spent a solid two minutes dodging the excited dog with her owner going 'put your dog down! she's nice! put him down!' #trying to explain to this woman that I cannot in fact put him down because he WILL start a fight with your dog #it literally took several minutes before the woman realized I was saying 'yes your dog might be nice but MINE ISNT' #'NOW PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT HER ON A LEASH' #augh im so frustrated. like I get what she was saying. she was trying to diffuse the situation like #the dogs just need to get acquainted and then they'll play #but like. GIRL. you are at least in your mid 40s you should be old enough to be able to listen when people tell you that a situation is bad

[dayurno]

any kevjean headcannons to share?

yes YES yes

i think jean is one of the few people (among neil, and occasionally andrew) who can actually make kevin laugh. he has very dry and dark humor and during their time at evermore he would often try to make kevin crack up during tetsuji's long team-wide sermons

they're one of the very few aftg ships i actually see doing the whole marriage thing. but saying marriage wouldn't be right either, because what they actually do is elope, and andrew was Very Mad when he found out

they have very intimate knowledge of each other's bodies! and yes, in the sexual sense, but i also mean this in a clinical way too. kevin specifically knows what its like to stitch jean's skin together, what pressure points to poke at to make his muscles twitch and relax, the crook of his fingers and the spots where kevin himself has splintered them, where jean aches after practice and what injuries still give him trouble

kevin is remarkably cool and uncaring when it comes to romance. jean is the only partner he's ever had that has made him feel jealous

they're absolutely MONSTROUS as a team!!!! jean does not often hang around the foxes, but the one time he and kevin paired up for beer pong in the foxes' company, they beat everyone else so badly they were disclassified on account of unfair privilege

they never truly lose that raven hivemind with each other, but it's not in the way you'd think. it's not hard to catch them doing or saying the exact same thing at the exact same time, sharing a task meant for one between the two of them, completing each other's sentences. yes it's scary. yes they're horror movie twins

they! can! only! play! piano! with! four! hands!

jean never actually gets along with wymack. as in-laws they're terrible. they can stand each other at their best, but can't be kept in the same room for long. this is not for any particular grudge; their personalities just clash. hence the elopement.

jean is very large but he is used to crouching down to make himself look smaller. this often ends with kevin patting his head absent-mindedly when he does something he approves of. even after jean loses the habit of trying to look shorter, he still lowers himself for the headpats

i have more but i will abstain because i just realized how long this is. theyre so crazy though. literally insane people. they make andreil look normal and well-adjusted

#asks #kevjean #I ALSO THINK theyre one of those couples people get SICK of #like you will third wheel. and it will be so bad. they have no actual friends that can stand being with the two of them at the same time #except for jeremy #also the jealousy thing for kevin is so real. hes glaring hes holding jeans shoulder hes biting your hand hes not being civil about it #theyre like an insane couple for more reasons than one but #if they were more average people and living in the modern world #jean would be one of those accounts on tumblr that post shit like Man i love him so much i need to be his dog #do you understand. hes logging in every day to talk about how he needs to be leashed and collared immediately by his crush

[nilovalentine]

im not liking how often im seeing dog owners online having their dogs off leash and then dunking on people who get mad at that like 'ok karen my dog isnt hurting anyone theyre trained'

like. you are a stranger. there is no way of knowing if your dog really is trained of if youre just saying that so no one calls you out. leash your goddamn dog

#my posts #i worked to harness train my cat so he could go on walks but now i cant even do it cuz #theres too many people walking their dogs off leashes on the street and sure. your dog is friendly towards people. #i do not want to risk them maiming my cat though <3 for the love of god

[danikatze]

I've seen a bunch of pet peeve polls but I haven't seen a pet pet peeve poll yet and as I'm a dog sitter I have a list for dog walking specifically..

I can think of more but this is a list of my biggest pet peeves. Please share and complain: I'm very curious :3

#polls #poll #For Youck it's water and pulling the leash #and tbh I don't really care about that so much especially because it's not constant #and he listens pretty well when corrected - except when he's in a Mood which is not often #so yeah when it comes to me this list is mostly about the dogs I dogsit #they're cute but some of them really really test my patience #what I *absolutely* can't deal with is when a dog refuses to walk #I have one 5 yo wirehaired Jack Russel who stays over sometimes who does that ughh #Jack Russels are supposed to be all over the place come oooon just move your tiny lil butt!!

[kinokoshoujoart]

find yourself an AnWL bachelor who barks but only in conditions that contradict each other which means his barking dialogue will never actually show up in th

#this is my girlfriend. yes he barks at people #it finally clicked looking at the inn residents’ dialogue about rock that they view him more like a family pet than a family member #obsessed with how much dialogue is written for scenarios that Can Not Happen #example: ​everyone has personalized dialogue telling you how a dish/herb/fish/dairy product was even gifts they don’t accept #with this specific dialogue #the conditions are that you show him your dog and you’re not married to him #but his pathing will literally never take him within the bounds of your farm unless you’re married to him #and you can’t take your dog outside your farm #if his schedule changes later with the other dudes lmk but i’ve never seen this happen #marvelous pwease release my very well behaved dogboy. he will NOT cause havoc #hm anwl #harvest moon another wonderful life #my art #? #it’s a quickie scribble so not really #where’s his leash? oh don’t worry he’s very friendly (he is a complete menace)

[dootznbootz]

As someone with ADHD, you know you're fucking exhausted when you're not even fidgeting. :'D

#I'm literally just sitting here. listening to shit. I usually need to fidget or do something while doing that but no. I'm just staring off #into space. At the creature that I'm dogsitting. #he's exhausting too but it's mostly from the fact that I did a lot of physical labor in horrible boots and now my lower body is dead #I mean this creature eats anything and everything off the ground. One walk and I had to pull 4 acorns. 7 leaves. 5 rocks from this #idiot's mouth. he's not allowed off leash because he just bolts as well. He's sweet but I'm pretty sure there's just a walnut rattling #around in his head lol. I genuinely worry about this dog because...He genuinely has a deathwish #speaking of which. if anyone knows how to teach your own dog how to stand up for herself I would appreciate it :'D #I give my own dog. my sweet girl Mocha. a treat and this little guy starts hopping up and biting at her mouth until she drops HER treat #and then he runs away with it! And I'm like “sweetie. why are you letting him treat you like that?!?!” #yes I separate them when I give treats but still :'( My girl is too sweet for this cruel world. #She's so sweet and brings her OWN toys up to him so they can play together and he just runs away with them and growls at her. #They're HER doggy toys!!! #I know I'm complaining a lot. He's not that bad but also... My Mocha. (also he chases the cats. we have shit blocked so they can #have their own space and be safe and a space for him but oof) #Mad rambles #Mad vents #I'm mostly still recovering from those horrid boots as we realized once I took them off that they basically were at a weird slope.

[alfdefolf]

oh nothing just thinking about how toki wartooth quite literally loves like a dog

#toki wartooth #metalocalypse #FUCK YOU MAGNUS IM PUTTING YOUR ASS IN A NURSING HOME #FUCK DETHKLOK FOR THE TIMES THEY TOOK HIM FOR GRANTED #HE LOVES YOU GUYS WAKE UP😭😭😭😭 #i’m normal #FUCK #he was leashed up and fed dog food bro #he follows everyone around like a puppy #i hate you magnus hammersmith #toki can you please harbor some more hate in your heart #skwisgaar play fetch with him please he adores you #you’re too loyal toki #FUCK THIS SHOW

[lilyharvord]

I started reading EragonxRed QueenxFrom Blood and Ashx--oh, shit sorry.... 4th Wing today, because everyone in my reading group said I had to, and... I'm 7% of the way through and I'm already so tired. Did no one edit this book? Did no one... read this book out loud?

Me currently finishing chapter 1 and going through the 5 stages of grief because I know this whole experience is going to RUIN my reading for 2024.

Anyway, I'm writing a whole ass review that is pretty much line by line my thoughts XD If I make a google doc of it I'll let people read it. Might be more entertain than the book. 🤷🏼‍♀️ plus I'll only put like 0.1%-1/4 of it on Goodreads so think about what you might miss out on (me being upset and cranky and rutheless (((: ) Updating that doc might actually help me get through reading it faster.

#about me #fourth wing #who wants to join me on this quest??? #cause god damn if it does not feel like a fucking chore already #maybe I should just listen to the audiobook. It would probably go faster #my reading #my tbr for 2024 is exactly 12 books long #and unfortunately this and iron wing or whatever the second one is called are on there #i have never been afriad to be an anti #and I aint starting now #I dont care how dope your YA cardboard cutout male love interest is #I will rip his jugular out with my teeth if he's boring as fuck #and I will tear your “I'm so frail and weak and tiny with curves cause what else makes me a woman” MC apart #I will clean my teeth with her bones #You would think I would have learned my lesson about reading “books booktok is raving about” but no I have not #and I'm about to learn it again #like a dog that keeps pulling on the leash #(*shut up lily*) #(*lily reads fourth wing*) #new tag to follow if you are interested

[bakingmoomins]

ppl who walk their dogs unleashed r fcking unbearable

#my dog pissed himself literally pissed himself bc a dog came running at him so i stood between them ready to protect raba #and the owner came running and was like hereereey whats the isssueee whatsup my dog just wants to say hiii #she's so frieeeendly what is wrong w youuu and then he saw that rabano was fucking scared bc he's scared of other dogs #(he thinks he's a cat) and he was like heeey whats wrong with your dog lol my dog lil bambi here is soooo nice and you've got like #a huge beast over there haha why is he whining #so i got really mad and told him to put his dog on a leash and he was like nooooo she loves being free and she's sauuur nice #and i was like ok sure lil bambi is nice whatever what if she runs towards and aggressive dog and gets bitten #and he got really mad at me and left. honestly fuck u and ur stupid lil bambi idc if she's sweet loook she has a bandana i don't care #like that dog literally just ran at me and rabano she could run into traffic she could do a lot of things i am so tired of #irresponsible pet owners #🐌

[selkiecoded]

okay thats interesting! in the SF try-outs during the song "legally blonde" she sings about how she cant be legally blonde, while in the official version AND THE DEMO she sings about letting her be legally blonde. which means that at some point they changed the lyrics around, and then changed them back! laurence o'keefe.... nell benjamin.... what occurs in your twisted minds

#covers mouth sorry so sorry guys #im a huge fan of beacon of positivity + good boy (elle puts a leash on emmett confirmed) + love and war (not in the demo but part of SF) #+ i liked some of the lyrics in the demo version of so much better (it called back to beacon of positivity!!! (i am insane)) such as: #I dream of your name next to my own but mine's looking fine up there alone #but i greatly prefer all the official songs we got. well. maybe good boy over ireland wouldve been fun (i think ireland is boring) #but itd play into the 'all men are dogs hurr hurr' joke that im glad they avoided. anyways. what was i saying. #right i havent listened to every version of everything yet (for example theres a SF version of chip on my shoulder i need to watch) #(and just the SF vers in general. shes hidden from me... why was emmett there before the remix... let me see their conversation) #but from what i have heard they made a lot of changes that were sorely needed. in take it like a man demo shes so much meaner?? #it made me sad. it wasnt a duet + they wrung out the romantic tension (no subtext by calvin klein... sigh) + shes meaner!!!! #in the bway vers hes baffled but enjoys going along w it + she genuinely likes him even when hes wearing his regular clothes #but in the demo vers she keeps calling him stuff like ugly duckling and talking about how the geek is gone :( but she likes that geek.. #the lines 'how much do you think i earn??' and 'kindly shut up :)' are funny but speak to a dynamic between the two that makes me sad... #follow me for more beautiful opinions on a fifteen year old musical #(heaves. do you know weird it is to see comments from 15yrs ago when this was actually showing. my brother is fifteen.) #god im so sorry i should be put down like a dog #lgb bootleggers are intense. i swear they got a bootleg every night or smth bc we got her shoe flying off + SF + kyle as understudy etc #go watch a so much better compilation sometime how did they take so many bootlegs?? how did you find them?? #and its awesome cause these were filmed on 2007/2008 tech which means they have 15 pixels maximum #SORRRRYYYYYYYYYY

[bevika]

Background rewatching my husband's silly show and the way he says "easy, boy" legitimately gave me a boner

#💬; bev.txt #ok so I clipped & downloaded it so what SO FUCKING WHAT #look I looove domming #but we gotta take turns cos he does shit like that and #sir I am your fuckin dog pls leash me & let me hump your boot while you pet me/coo at me #f/o nsft

[stantler]

Justice for small dogs idgaf anymore big dogs scare me and chihuahuas and those crusty little white dogs might be ugly but I’ll take 10 chihuahuas before I ever let a damn mastiff into my home I’ve been chased by dogs at least 5 times in my life and before you say oh well small dogs are just as aggressive they’re little ankle biters sure but I’m never in danger of a small dog TEARING MY FLESH OFF!!

#there’s construction going on at my house rn and one of the guys brings his German shepherd and that thing barks so much #and one time my neighbor’s big goldendoodle was off leash once and ran up to me while I was on a walk and I got so scared he was just #trying to play but bitch put your dog on a leash that thing looks like a skin walker

[calamitys-child]

And I don't get to meet with hr about how fucked my contract is for like a good couple months yet so I can't quit before then cause im trying to get us all treated better and I've fought hard enough to get to this point but I genuinely don't know if I can be fucked staying much longer when it's all this shitty. Like. I know its probably the hunger and meds and sleep deprivation talking but what if I did just quit my job get on a random bus and fuck off and see what happens. I won't though. I'm going home to make vegan mac n cheese.

#my mental health is like. you know when youre in a park #and someone has a huge snarling drooling hellhound on a leash and their muscles are straining and the thing looks like it might just fuckin #snap the leash and rip the throat out of everything in front of it #and the owner is smiling and going its okay hes friendly ive just got him on the leash for his safety #im owner and dog and the person witnessing it all at once