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sadevergreen · 9 months

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THIS IS WHAT JADE IN THE EPILOGUES COULD HAVE BEEN

(ramblings of a lunatic about meat timeline of the epilogues as of part 23? im very passionate ig despite being VERY LATE to the party)

heavy inspiration from Marceline in Obsidian (and her song Woke Up). the epilogues fucked her characterization SO BADLY !!! hhhhhh >:(( I WANT TO SEE WEREWOLF ROCKSTAR THAT TOURS HEAVILY AND WHO HAPPENS TO BE MAKING HUGE SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENTS IN HER FREE TIME AND THUS IS RARELY HOME SO IT DIDNT FEEL RIGHT TO SETTLE DOWN AND GET A PLACE SO INSTEAD SHE COUCH SURFS AND SLEEPS AROUND/ CANT HOLD A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE SHES ALWAYS ON THE GO!!! LIKE THAT IS A BETTER EXPLANATION HHHHH!!!! maybe exploration of aromantic pansexual jade? that could be a cool arc!! IDK i just need something to work with here because jade that can calculate that 86.234% of her romantic advances on karkat and dave were outright rejected and assumes that means it’s accepted BUT CANNOT CALCULATE HOW MUCH IS BEING RECIPROCATED??? makes no sense to me. but jade being slightly more out of touch because of her fame AND THEN trying to just mend or deepen friendships could be interesting and even a middle ground. i think jade would’ve cared about seeing john more too. i think anytime jade was in his area she’d show up and crash at his house, and then kick him out of bed and into therapy!!! or make him hang out with his friends!! get this boy on some anti anxiety/ depressants because he is sounding remarkably like my older sibling with extreme social anxiety who, when finally put on meds, moved out within the year and got a girlfriend !!! john’s battle with depression and living in the past without being able to move on just makes so much sense. i wish they focused more on that. i want him to be able to explore that. GRAIN OF SALT BECAUSE IM NOT FINISHED READING YET UH WHOOPS- so maybe some of this has been dipped into, but not from what i can see. karkat and dave are honestly keeping me reading. im in love with them. (i think it was dirk but correct me if wrong) fuck dirk for calling dave the weakest of the strider/lalondes!! MY BOY IS RECOVERING FROM CONDITIONED CHILDHOOD TRAUMA FROM A VERSION OF DIRK!!! ofc mid transformation Ulta Dirk fucking thinks that, Bro was the one to instill that dave was week and he needed to train him. dave disengaging and allowing himself to be soften by karkat is g r o w t h !!!! so fuck off fr

#art with jeddie #jeddie talks #homestuck #homestuck fanart #jade harley #karkat vantas #dave strider #john egbert #dirk strider #ultimate dirk #my art #homestuck epilogues

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strawberryspotsstuff · 2 years

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OK HAI BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH AN OTHER EPIC REQUEST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK SO ANOTHER SEEK X READER WHERE SEEK LITERALLY JUST FOLLOWS READER AND STARTS TO PICK UP ON THEIR SPEECH AND TRIES SPEAKING TO THEM AND READER IS LIKE 'CMON LITTLE GUY YOU CAN DO IT !!!!' 🥺

-yippee anon

DAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! that is so cute :SOB:

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Seek x Reader

It was, entertaining.

To have a creature made of slime like substance slid in and out of cracks of the walls and floor, following you with with it, large un-blinking eye. It didn't really walk on it's "legs" just sliding around the floors, leaving a thick snail like trail on the ground.

It gurgled and hissed out bubbles of what you assumed was spit, sometimes the ink crawling up your legs and you yelp, kicking it off in surprise. In response it would let out a high pitch whimper like a dog, bowing it head, you chuckled shaking your head, telling it that it just scared you.

Until one night it wasn't with you, shrugging it off you continued, to a room which was much darker, and as soon as you reached the door, Seek pops up behind you slamming its wet hand on your shoulder.

"Jesus! Don't scare me like that!" You screeched in shock spinning around, ready to hit whatever touched you with your flashlight, it raised above your head.

"... SS...SCCCCAAAAREE.." the creature gurgled out, a mouth peeling away at the slime, showing off pearly white canines, long and pointed like snake fangs.

You reeled back in surprise, your eyebrows raised in shock as you spat out a hearty laughter. "w-what was that?!"

"THHHH..AAT" the creature copied, grinning.

You laughed again in surprise, shaking your head in amusement. Your heart racing at the fact that it had, teeth?!

"Okay, uhh, try, 'HI!'"

"HHHHH..HHHHHH..IIIII"

"H-i" You sounded it out, clapping your hands.

"HH-H-H-HI" Seek gurgled out, clapping its hands as well.

Your face contorted into a wide spread grin, you felt so giddy, so happy. In a long time in this place you felt at ease.

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YAYYYY!!! seek is learning english <333

#strawberrycow writes #roblox doors #doors cryptics #seek x reader #seek doors

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smellybead · 8 months

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THE EARTHBLOOD ELVES ARE AUSTRALIAN!!!!!????!!?!?? HHH HH H HHHHHH OH IM SO MAKING OCS BOTH FOR MY AU AND JUST FOR LIKE THE SHOW IN GENERAL OHH H H HHHHH

#these mfs are so getting Aboriginal-ed #self insert oc too 100%...#omg...#the dragon prince #the mystery of aaravos #tdp #tdp s4 #tdp s4 spoilers

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lucyvaleheart · 8 months

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hey lulu~

tell me about your swords?

hhhhhh oh my god- um. um. h-hi.... I. I see you saw my tags about, ah.... T-that nickname......

... Um. S-swords!! Yes!! I. I have many. I have so many swords. Oh this is gonna be a long post I can feel it in my bones let me slap a readmore on this.

............hhhhh g-goddess above that nickname- um. a-anyway.

Swords!! I have a bunch of them, though most of them are display pieces- the ones that aren't are made of either wood or a super durable plastic polymer thingy and are mostly training swords!!

Sadly I do not really have the budget or energy level to have and care for a proper real, actual metal combat sword... Maybe one day!! But for now-

My best of the best!! This is my longsword, or bastard sword, or hand and a half sword!! What name you use depends on the grip you weild it with- both hands on the hilt proper is a longsword grip, and you get more power from your swings at the cost of control and speed!

Putting your non-dominant hand on the pommel (that little flange at the very top in the picture) is hand and a half grip, interchangeable with bastard sword grip, and you sacrifice some power for significantly better control over your swings and much faster movements!

This baby is made of that plastic polymer I mentioned, and it's durable enough to very easily shatter concrete without taking a scratch. Frankly I bet it could beat back a proper metal sword and only take some nicks, though a true master would be able to cut through it easily im sure... But the average layman with just your standard training and experience would have a lot of trouble pulling that off especially in the heat of combat, so it can very easily double as a "shield" (though you'd definitely be better off with a buckler and shortsword if that's how you fight)

Next up- some display pieces!!

I really need to do a proper inventory of my armory and get quality photos of each individual piece.... But anyway!

In order, that's the buster sword (from final fantasy), ichigo's bankai (from bleach, don't @ me if I got that name wrong I can't remember what the swords are called at which stages it's been years since I watched it), and the Tetsaiga (from inuyasha)!

(.... Don't @ me if I spelled Tetsaiga wrong too I'm doin my best)

The buster sword was my first ever sword I got with my own money- from a renn fair almost fuckin... 20 years ago now jesus. I didn't know it was a buster sword at the time, I just saw "ooo sword bigger than I am I want it" and bought it! Painted it myself.

The handle snapped off at some point and I found a friend's blowdart tube, he said he didn't want it, so I snapped that in half and shoved it into the slot where the swords handle used to be. Wrapped it in a ton of tape, spray painted it black, I think glue got put in at some stage, and bam, you can barely tell it ever broke! hehe

(yes you can but to be fair I was 15 when I fixed it. Was like 7 when I bought it. Or something.)

The bankai there is much newer, got it at a convention in 2020 about a month before the pandemic started; it's made of mostly particle board and kinda feels a little flimsy in places but it's REALLY sturdy when wielded and the paint work on it is phenomenal!! I need to get it some kind of hook to hang out on the wall with.... Same with a lot of these, hehe~

The Tetsaiga is similar to the buster sword- I got it at the same renn fair, though about 5 or 6 years later (before the buster sword broke) and it came fully painted like that <3 it's a REAL hunk of fuckin wood, not meant for combat but against another wooden weapon it'll hold it's own. I don't think you can tell in that picture but there's a ton of bumps and bruises on the edge of it from where I've swung it against other swords 👀 thing is fuckin.... HEAVY

(... Just like in canon! :3)

This is another display sword- foam, chainsaw blade, from Warhammer 40k! Got it on Amazon for like 30-40 bucks!

And let me tell you, this thing.... FUCKS.

This is like. The most well balanced sword in my entire collection somehow, it's sturdy as hell for a foam weapon, even with those little chainsaw protrusions; and my god does it feel good to swing. The plastic encasing the foam or whatever the material is (some kind of hardened paint? I'm not sure) is amazing, it's held up for years and years of abuse and mistreatment and my god I don't know how this thing is so good. For so fucking cheap? I feel like I ripped somebody off. I probably did. But goddamn is this sword cool as fuck.

Double picture feature here; this is my best wooden practice sword. By far one of the sturdiest things I own, only outclassed by the concrete breaker at the top, the full-body picture was taken before I put that sticker on it. Sorry I know it's a video I have a gif somewhere but I forgot to categorize it in my weapons album-

Anyway!! This thing is my most used, cuz it's sturdy enough for real combat but light enough that I can use it against most other wooden weapons without damaging either it or the other one; and it can be used by and against those with a little less upper body strength than me (not a dig at anyone, I'm fucking... Really really strong. Like almost too strong. And the concrete breaker is fucking heavy pfff)

I got it at, again, that same Renaissance fair, from a shop who's name I can't remember but will try to find later! Their claim to fame is that their wooden weapons will never break against another wooden weapon. And let me tell you, I fucking believe it.

Another from that same renn fair, same wooden weapon shop! A war pick! It's so fucking satisfying to hold and swing, so nicely balanced and feels so wonderfully intimidating. I really hope that shop has a spot in the Minnesota fair cuz I moved and I really want more of their stuff. This one doesn't get much use sadly, by its nature its hard to use in sparring against someone without a shield or who's any level of inexperienced...

I think I'm running out of images so I'll try and do some group ones-

This is I think my favorite picture of my swords to date, I fucking loved that rack I wish it didn't break (it was really cheap) but it was so worth it while I had it.

On the top is a metal keyblade- really unwieldy honestly but cool as fuck on display; you'd realistically be better off swingin a crowbar at someone at that point and at least it wouldn't have the weird spinning handle guard but then where's your fuckin flair? Your audacity? The GAY ASS CHARISMA?? It's a poor replica of.... Uh.... Fuck, I can never remember the name, oath breaker? Maybe. Someone will know. @catgirlarson was the first person to ever name it correctly instantly and that includes me.

Below it is another concrete breaker plastic polymer- though it's not nearly as thick and bulky as the longsword, it's a much lighter one so while it won't take a scratch from being struck against concrete you'd have to put some serious force and get just the right angles to actually break any hehe

Below THAT is another, same material, little less light- it's a scimitar of the stuff, bit easier to break concrete with but light enough to be used in sparring against, say, the katana from the earlier picture! That one I really like for easy home defense, it's my metal baseball bat beside my bed; real light real sturdy really intimidating to see a giant naked woman rushing you with a fucking sword swinging fast as shit :3 I can be very scary, hehe~

4th down is wood, painted black- it's a proper practice sword for kendo, matched with that bamboo one on the bottom (though it's heavier than the bamboo and thus a little harder to get control with)

The bamboo one is really really fucking good for beginners, light and easy and really fucking satisfying to hit with, makes a nice whap sound without actually causing much real damage unless you're really trying to hurt someone

Between the two are 3 foam swords, two display one combat-the green one is just a nerf sword but it feels really good in the hands and its nice and light and fits well on the rack

The silver one is an Excalibur replica from Fate- so is the bigger one beside it, and while I gave away the smaller one in the rack, i still have that big one to this day! It was a gift from my ex, @applebottom-aobooty - he got it for my birthday I think and it's still top 3 of my favorite swords. The tip of it came off but it's a clean break and I just have to glue it back on 😭 I can fix it I swear!! A little gorilla glue or superglue!! I obsessively make sure that tip doesn't get lost so I can eventually glue it back on, I just need to find time....

Anyway!!

That last display foam one, the black one, is obviously the Elucidator from Sword Art Online! The show is fine. It's not the best in the world but it's very enjoyable and I like it plenty. I ain't here for discourse I'm here for cool fuckin swords and SWORD ART online has some cool fuckin swords. Its also super super sturdy. Really nice to swing and very lovely.

.... Gonna give a few honorable mentions before I leave off this post here-

Rainbow metal energy sword from halo, rainbow metal brass knuckles, and hand tooled leather gauntlets feat. @applebottom-aobooty 's cat Captain jack.

The energy sword is horrible for actual use but FUCK it looks so cool!! I need to hang it....

Brass knuckles- not a sword, technically, but I carried those all the time. I still have em. They're so fucking nice. Fit real well and could do some SERIOUS damage.

The gauntlets also not a sword, but fuck they're so nice and make for amazing guards. Expensive as hell, 300$, same renn fair, but I love them so dearly.

................ty for reading. whoever you are getting to this point I love you and also specifically Cara ty for asking about my swords >//////<

#swordposting #someone asked about my swords!!! I love swords #a-also for context L... L-lulu is. Um. U-uh....#.......n-nickname that melts me so fucking fast. anyway. U-um. C-cheating to make it pink.........

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dragongirltitties · 2 years

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hhhhh h hhh hh hhhhhh h im so sleepy 😪😪😪😪

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cyanlastride · 6 months

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AHHHHH FUCK WHYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYY FUCK YOU! I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL!!!! HHHHHHH IHATETHISIHATETHISIHATETHISIHATETHIS FFFFFUXK WHY! god FUCKING daaaaAAAAMMIT DUDE I HATE NIGHTMARES BRO FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT! FFFFFffffffffffdFFFFFFDFDDffffffaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhgggggbhhhhhhhhhh fuck dude come on. it. wasnt even that scary?? but it happened??? in my head???!??!? THATS WHERE MY THOUGHTS ARE DUDE!!! MY SENSE OF SELF!!!!!!! i hate this so goddamn much WHY did you feel the need to show that to me dude i fucking hate you. fuck off. please. please leave my head i dont LIKE you. go. go away. hhhhhhhhhhh FUCK hhhhhhhh. hhhhh. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfuck. this shit sucks ass broskis. not a fan. at all. nightmares??? bad!!! my throat is so dry it hurts. wawwwer. mmmm darknesss room friend yess protecc to get waawer. actual fucking child dude. thats me. christ. hhh. water. need. hhh. big breath. water. i can pivot just my upper body to reach it. okay. here we go.

ohhhh i do not enjoy sitting up. at all. but i drink wawwwergoodwawermmmmmmm dude actually liveblogging being scared of the FUCKING DARK god. fuck. mmmmmmmmmmmmm just keep typing. hhhhhh. fuckin baby. stupid head thoughts. one of my neurons is grtting fired for that one. fuck it, scratch that, a whole goddam DIVISION of this shit. goodbye, dream department, goodbye!! mmm. hhhhh. please dont go. please. where am i supposed to go? im living in fucking nowheresville now, if my own goddamn house isnt a safe space where am i supposed to go? h. hhh. its okay. youre okay. hhhhmmmmmm. oh fuck you something fucking crqcked in my room goddmmmit i hate it here why the fuck did i come here shoudla fucking not fucked shit up and just rahhhhhh im sorry no i just fucling cant right now come on i dont wannna just calm the fuck down you little fucking whore!!!! calm!! calm down. just. fucking. i dont know! chill! the fuck out! thats good, drink wawwwer. chill. calm. check when you have to wake up.

10. okay. 10. thats good. you can still get like 4 hours of sleep. just lie back down, close your eyes, and DONT you FUCKING D A R E THINK ABOUT THAT AGAIN! JUST. FUCKIIIIiiiiin chill. chill and sleep. you got this. breathe. wawwwwrr. mmmm tasty water. big inhale. calm exhale. xhiilllll. okay. goodnight. love you. dont do that again. <3

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