#hire me nintendo

[acepalindrome]

I am once again wishing for an Animal Crossing spin-off game where you help Brewster manage the Roost, a cute cafe management thing where you get to decorate the Roost and unlock new drinks and food for the menu, but I also want a strong emphasis on building a relationship with your customers. You can chat with them about their day, get more friendship points by keeping their favorite drinks/foods on the menu or decorating with their favorite style, surprise them by remembering their birthday and give them a special treat for free, memorize their usual order. You’ll be rewarded by them giving you new furniture for the cafe or new recipes, maybe bringing in new customers because they recommended you to their friends…I just want lots of character interaction and dialogue to make up for how ACNH was lacking there.

#animal crossing #hire me nintendo

[superthatguy62]

Random Idea:

A Bowser Jr. game where Bowser is turned into Dry Bowser and then has his bones scattered across the Mushroom Kingdom/the world, with gameplay split into two halves: A platforming half where Junior creates minions via the magic paintbrush to solve puzzles and more, and a shoot-em-up/Mecha half with the Junior Clown Car.

#Hire Me Nintendo #Shitposts for fun and (non)profit #Bowser Jr. #Bowser Junior #Bowser #Dry Bowser

[cookie-waffle]

Me standing outside of Nintendo HQ in Japan with my 10+ hour prepared powerpoint presentation about my idea for a Zelda game set in the 80s where Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf are in a glam rock band and Link has a sick ass magic electric guitar.

#Legend of zelda #THE GAMEPLAY WOULD INVOLVE ALL THREE OF THEM AND GANONDORF WOULD HAVE A CHARACTER ARC WHERE HE TRIES TO FIGHT DEMISE AND STAY A GOOD PERSON #HIRE ME NINTENDO

[beepborpdoodledorp]

Nintendo should be ASHAMED of themselves that they’ve never tried to capitalize on the idea of a Splatoon rhythm game. you know, the series with a high variety of music beloved by all of its fans literally made by in-universe musicians some of which make up half of the main cast. how have they not done this yet

#hire me nintendo #splatoon

[floofyboi57]

If Nintendo were to have another live action Pokémon movie in the works- I think it should be in the style of a National Geographic documentary. Except with Pokémon in the wild instead of regular animals. And we just see how fucked up the Pokémon world is, because if you’ve memorized some of the darkest dex entries, you know how dark this game about pocket monsters can get

#pokemon #Pokémon movie idea #hire me Nintendo

[itsbebebe]

Politely asking for a mario game set in coconut mall where mario and The Girls (luigi, wario, waluigi and rosalina) send each other on shopping quests to become the "most rocking stylists of the mushroom kindgom". It would fill out the bratz style game niche that is not yet filled by a nintendo switch exclusive.

#hire me nintendo #mario #bratz #nintendo #luigi #wario #waluigi #princess rosalina

[aeviann]

Peachy~

Prints

#this is the cleanest drawing I have ever done holy shit #Nintendo hire me #Peach is very dear to me #princess peach #super mario #mario movie #super princess peach

[webdig]

various videogame banner ads, archived between 1999 and 2009

#upload #graphics #old web #webcore #web graphics #ads #banner ads #sega #dreamcast #ff7 #final fantasy #nintendo #kidcore #blue #orange #green #white #flashing tw #i love the fucking tifa hiring campaign. if i was around in the 90s that wouldve worked on me lol #ace attourney

[jackalope-wyvern-kracken]

The TotK gameplay was awesome but I still think they should have taken MY idea and shown 30 seconds of footage of Link petting a dog and then ended the stream.

#tell me the fans wouldn’t go wild #Nintendo I’m free for hire #this is a joke obviously I loved the gameplay #okay but… can we pet the dogs tho? #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #jackalope’s nonsense

[pianokantzart]

If u could create a new power up for a Mario game what would it be

The Combiner Cap.

I'm undecided on what the lore would be, but it's essentially a cap that– if you stuff almost any two powerups into it– combines them into a single powerup.

Sometimes the results are predictable: elephant fruit + fire flower turns you into an elephant that can shoot fire balls, mega mushroom + cat bell turns you into a giant cat, etc.

But other times, the results are something completely new: ice flower + fire flower gives you the ability to shoot firehose-strength jets of water. Elephant fruit + drill powerup allows you to break open massive chasms and create earthquakes. Tanuki suit + cloud shroom allows you to create cyclones that destroy enemies and powerful updrafts.

There are some combinations the hat rejects, of course. Any 1-up you collect immediately goes into your stash of lives and can't be used in the combiner cap. Superstars are so powerful they immediately negate any other powerups you attempt to combine it with. Mega mushrooms + mini mushrooms just end up neutralizing into your usual super mushroom.

You get the idea.

#anyways HIRE ME NINTENDO I CAN MAKE YOU A SPREADSHEET #I WORK FOR CHEAP #super mario brothers #askbox #anon

[shannonsketches]

I saw discourse so this is the reminder to the class that I think the lore would be 1000000x better if Hylia was a magnificent terrifying red bird god and Demise was a ghibli style angry boar god horror show and neither of them looked humanesque at all thank you

#GIVE ME INHUMAN SHAPES YOU COWARDS #GIVE ME ANCIENT DEITIES THAT PREDATE ANTHROPOMORPHISMS #GIVE ME MORE THINGS LIKE THE THE DEKU TREE AND THE KOKIRI THAT ANY CRITICAL THOUGHT WOULD RENDER HORRIFYING #GIVE ME SUPERNATURAL NATURE BEAST GODS #GIB CREECHUR #Anyway #like legit you already had boar ganon as a thing #and the gold/red bird as the symbol for hyrule that you acknowledged in skysword #like hylia and zelda's lore is so rich for phoenix and ho oh feng huang texturing it was Right Fucking There it's RIGHT THERE #a goddess reborn in an endless cycle in times of peace only to disappear when trouble brews that's literally phoenix / feng huang legen #god just hire me nintendo let me write some good shit for you

[acepalindrome]

I wish there was an Animal Crossing spin-off game that’s all about working at the Roost. You can decorate the cafe and manage the menu, do little mini games to make drinks and food, talk to customers and help solve problems for them in the form of side quests…maybe you can venture out into the town after your shift to find stuff to help you improve the cafe, like finding new recipes by talking to people or ingredients to use, visit shops to find new decorations or useful stuff at the cafe (like a blender so you can make smoothies and frozen drinks? An oven so you can start offering baked food?)

#hire me nintendo #animal crossing

[peachesgarden]

i wish nintendo released a wii sports except it would be an open world game, and you could talk and interact with the cpu miis and play sports like the og game but with more lore and interactions

#nintendo should hire me #miiblr #cpu mii

[wmnylander]

i think that for the new year, the leafs should bring back the gaming content that they used to force the guys to do but with a twist because i would love to see them all kill each other over mario kart

#nintendo canada are you listening #leafs branded switch???? #hire me.

[wellabridgemeprincess]

#nintendo plz #hire me

[malo-mart]

A big criticism I have for Tears of the Kingdom is that there was no hairstyle option for a braid for Link. I think he deserved to have a little edward elric plait

#i want him to have a plait that has flowers in it like that mane option for the horses #the dress up game division of nintendo should hire me #unless.......theres a secret braid option hiding in the depths for me #nah i know theres not cuz ive scoured the outfit list rip #totk spoilers