Honestly as someone who makes ads at work to make humanity suffer in few-minute-doses, I can truly applaud Hiruma's creativity in marketing the Devilbats even before the boom of social media.
He makes use of everything: flyers, the school PA system, banners (on the famed statue of ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY), skywriting, news on the television, and even fax machines!!!
Do you UNDERSTAND how even more of a hell-raiser he would be if he had fucking BLUETOOTH and AIRDROP??? If he had his claws on Adobe and Canva and Google Ads??? BRO WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Everyone in all of Japan would get texts that say, "JOIN THE DEVILBATS!!! YA-HA!!!" every single fucking day. Coffee shops and public areas with wifi are common hunting grounds for Hiruma, practically open season for him and his accursed advertising. People looking for wifi are his quarry, and he is the predator attacking with Devilbat recruitment advertisements that CANNOT BE SKIPPED.
He would tamper with products from around the globe. You wanted an engraved Apple product? Instead of whatever phrase or word you wanted engraved, it says, "DEIMON DEVILBATS: RECRUITING NOW!!! YA-HA!!!" Every few posts you scroll over in Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, you'll always, always, ALWAYS see an ad on the Deimon Devilbats.
And of course, Hiruma's secret weapon: TIK-TOK THIRST TRAPS. He forces his team at gunpoint to record themselves dressed in tight-fitting clothing. He posts close-ups of cool plays in matches (no one knows how he records these plays in different angles, with highass quality). He makes edits of his teammates, and plays up their sex appeal or their ability in front of the camera.
No one is safe from Hiruma Youichi, commander of marketing and advertising.
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Could i get some yandere Hiruma headcanons please? 🥺
AYO it’s been a while since I’ve gotten a fandom ask. And it’s the 21st anniversary this year!
Yandere Hiruma is a force to be reckoned with. 1000% manipulative yandere type.
In true Hiruma fashion he has dirt on everyone. We already know that he doesn’t care for the people close to him to be literal puppets as much as he makes them dance to his own tune, so getting you to be his out of your own will is a lot of planning and timing.
Always there at the right time, right place, even if he had to make the scenario in the first place.
Not the kind to change his looks for you, especially because it’d be extremely out of character for anyone that knows him. He just has to play up all his good points.
Anyone that tries to hit on you gets fucking clowned on by the multiple gangs he has in his pocket.
He’s not a touchy person, will probably never be. But he likes it when you sit next to him so that your thighs touch, which is easy to manage cause he’s a manspreader.
Everything is surprisingly lowkey because one day everyone will assume that you two are dating and no one knows when that transition happened.
If you were planning on going to a different college lmao no you weren’t. You’re going to be a Saikyoudai Wizard. Pulls wires behind the scenes to make sure you only get into Saikyoudai.
Sometimes pulls that devilish persona where he cackles and acts like a wicked witch and yoinks you out of nowhere if he doesn’t care for the people you’re interacting with. And once you’re out of their range he slips back into his serious low energy self and goes back to working on other things. Keeps you around a lot.
Other times he just walks by and grabs you by the arm with no explanation. But you know him well enough.
Even though he’s the puppet master, he still listens to you sincerely, taking in any and all input you give him to heart.
Please play with his un-gelled hair. Favorite place is sitting on the ground between your thighs as you run your fingers through his hair. Easiest way to get him to stop working is to tilt his head back and kiss his forehead.
This softness and ability to be vulnerable around you is the reason why he’s never letting you go.
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*Relationships: Kongo Unsui/Hiruma Youichi/Anezaki Mamori *Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bisexual Awakenings, Emotional Repression, Polyamory, Canon-Typical Quarterback (And Manager) Mindgames, Dysfunctional Family, College is for figuring out you're not straight OR emotionally okay: the fic, …..Unsui deserves to date two people Agon struck out with simultaneously: the fic, It's not exactly hurt/comfort but, Hurt/Validation, isn't a tag
Summary:
Agon’s jaw works like he’s biting his tongue. “I didn’t hit you that hard,” he says, but Unsui knows his brother, deeply and painfully and inconveniently, and he knows the rare, uncomfortable edge of uncertainty in his voice.
“Yes,” says Unsui, coldly. “You did.”
*Full list at link
Bonus: just some dudes having a very civil discussion :)
Agon should get scruffed like a puppy every so often when he gets punchy. it wouldn't fix him but it would make me very happy.
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