#holy-dirt

[faggyangel]

thinking about crowley and "my lover's got humor, she's the giggle at a funeral" and "knows everybody's disapproval, i should have worshipped her sooner" and "if the heavens ever did speak then she's the last true mouth piece" and "the only heaven i'll be sent to is when i'm alone with you" and "my lover's the sunlight" and "i was born sick but i love it" and "there is no sweeter innocence then our gentle sin"

#he was born sick #shoveling dirt into my mouth are you kidding #holy fucking shit crowley looking at aziraphale and thinking if the heaven's ever did speak then she's the last true mouth piece #hozier said this song is about “reclaiming your humanity through the act of love” he literally said “it's essentially about sex” and how th #church teaches people to feel shame about sex and love #jesus fucking christ crowley finds absolution through his love and desire for aziraphale not through god or heaven but through this sin #i will not survive i am weak i am mmmmmmm #good omens #aziracrow #inneffable husbands are being inneffable again #crowley tag

[pangur-and-grim]

I had a wacky ass day because of the storm, got trapped by a fallen tree and then EVERY SINGLE PERSON PASSING BY HAD A CHAINSAW?? like one old lady was dual-wielding chainsaws, I have photographs of this so it is 100% not bullshit. but here, gotta get this sale out while it’s still Boxing Day!

this is my attempt to clear out remaining stock for the new year. 

I’ve got a ton of risograph prints, enamel pins, stickers, and buttons that are all 25% off today at greerstothers.shop with the code ‘CHAINSAW’

#holy fuck though the tree also fell right in front of us #like if we had worse luck it would have fallen on us #my family is dumb as dirt for travelling in these condiitons

[abombihoney]

what if they gave leif glasses. he existed before glasses in bug fables what if he's just been blind this whole time

#bug fables #my art #comic #leif #q #leif: guys did u know there are so many details on the ground i can see individual pieces of dirt holy shit

[lupinus-bicolor]

optimus' unspecified job pre-war is now Monty Python & The Holy Grail peasant dirt farmer

#Transformers #Transformers Earthspark #im having so much fun with this series #also literally. what is he doing with the stick. hitting the dirt? #sweeping? collecting it? #Earthspark spoilers #monty python and the holy grail

[bi-writes]

i have a uniform kink and i will be exploiting it in my fics 🙂

#like holy fuck #the thought of simon in just #all his glory #a little blood splatter here #a little dirt there #mmmmmmmm #please #take nothing off please and thank you #😃😃😃😃

[ghostradiodylan]

I like cutting Dylan’s hand off for the drama it brings to his character arc, but the alternative has its charms because he gets to have this little moment before the human murder spree that is Laura comes along.

#the quarry #dylan lenivy #ryan erzahler #kaitlyn ka #the way he literally kicks at the dirt when Ryan compliments him on the feedback loop is so fucking sweet #also holy shrimp makes me laugh every time #everyone else’s muted responses make a lot more sense if his hand isn’t fucking gone too #like they really should freak out a little more about that #bunny blathers #✨​him✨ #dylan lenivy brainrot #hyperfixations are hyperfixating

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

In an interesting coincidence you first mentioned living in Florida the day it was revealed to me I may have to move their and now everytime you mention florida more news about this comes to light . Have you cursed me?

This is not the place for me to go into my insane ramblings but

I’m warning you.

If you can avoid it. Don’t. Don’t. Do it.

Don’t curse yourself.

If at all possible. Don’t. The state is actively running itself into the ground.

#I understand things are sometimes out of your control #but if you aren’t making 100k+ or already rich #you will suffer. immensely. #a shitty bug infested musty ass one bedroom apartment is 2k to rent #the wages here are in the dirt #the traffic. the drivers. #THE WEATHER.. #I can only speak for central and south fl #north fl is the south.. idk what goes on up there. #the more north you go the more south it gets #also if you are anything but mega straight or cis HOLY SHIT. DONT DO IT. #like it’s actually dangerous. #don’t. #ask me how I know.. ha. hahaha. get me outta here. #non voice post #ask #asks

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hm! i have never stimmed so violently (yippee yahoo!) in my life!

#that was very well timed i was starting to have a bad day! the entropy was starting to Kick In! #bad day's over everything is wonderful life is worth living etc Etc #that being said yes see this hole i am laying comfortably in #yeah see those shovels over there #i want each of you to take one and then toss a shovelful of dirt into the hole. right on top of me #yep yes keep going till im covered thank you <3 #the mortification of being Perceived vs the sheer joy of it all FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT #woah... clown likes how i draw barnaby.... i feel peace in my soul.... #absolutely unprompted #a nice end to a relatively shitty week lmao!!! #first the update and now this!! wowee!!! yeehaw! hawyee! holy fucking shit! #gonna be thinking about this all month! an instant picker-upper!

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

i wish i knew you in elementary i also had dirt wars with my classmates… peace and love

almost everyone hated me for it until i used the Weird Mud that i made from the baseball sand to patch up a massive hole in a puddle that was flooding half the yard.. then they didnt hate me but they didnt like me either :3

its so funny because one of the channels we dug was so deep that they ended up having to fill it in over the summer. but then in the fall it was not only naturally flowing again but we dug it deeper. it was like 3-4 inches deep at least & last time i checked it still flows naturally there when it rains

#whenever it wasnt raining we went and did the other dirt mines #but holy fuck when it first rained after a while it was like a holy day to us. scrape the sand and dam the rivers bitches we r making SLOP

[anotherpapercut]

I recently made friends w a rich girl and last night a bunch of us were hanging out and she said she feels guilty about being rich and I was like you could give me money about it if you want and she straight up gave me a $100 bill

#i was like holy shit. thank you?? #she also paid for my waffle house lol #i grew up dirt poor. this is my time

[s0fter-sin]

less a continuation and more of a thought bubble but ghost would hate price in this au

when he pulls him out of the gulag, so many of soap’s new behaviours click into place. things that never made sense to him as a natural progression of who soap was, that aren't just a product of walling himself off and turning his heart to stone

his soap never smoked. always complained when ghost lit up about the damage it did to the lungs, how it would slow him down in the long run

his john, always trying to be the best soldier

that's why seeing him suck on a cigar like it's second nature is so jarring. even more so when he'd only take a few puffs; enough for a taste and to make smoke coil through the air around him. always the same brand, always left to burn down in his fingers

then ghost sees him gift his cigar box to price, something that took pride of place on his desk practically before the man clears medical and seeing the way they both relax as he sets a match to one makes him realise

in an effort to run away from soap, john had tried to mould himself into price

god forbid ghost ever reads soap's journal. he's heard the "what the hell kind of name is soap” story from him, of the first time he'd ever met the captain and if he ever saw his words echoed in john's hand? saw just how far the man had wormed his way, so deep into him that he was speaking with his tongue?

price's monologues, making himself larger than life all in an effort to make this shitstorm feel more grand than just another war they're all trying to live through, acting like he’s being profound when he’s really just dodging anyone that questions him

letting price take roach out from under his wing like soap didn't identify with the kid the second he saw him, all of his self-deprecative habits hitting tenfold as he blames himself for every stray bullet; as if price could've plucked them from the very sky

the way soap steps back without a word of protest to let price command the team he handpicked and price just accepting? like his years of leadership mean nothing, like john means nothing after trying so hard to follow in his footsteps, just to be tossed aside

the rage ghost would feel at his indifference, as if soap’s behaviour is to be expected and not a series of red flags. add the nuke mission and his actions during and after shepherd’s betrayal? ghost would despise him

#this instalment brought to you by mactavishs journal bc holy shit #his obsessive hyper perfectionism is heartbreaking #he sees literally everything as his fault #every failure every mistake every accident he always looks for something he couldve done better #then increases his training to /make/ himsef better #the way he sees himself in roach and wants to help him become a better soldier like price did for him #only to immediately give him to price bc who better to turn him into a better soldier than price #there is so much characterisation in this thing and it blows my mind that it wasnt an ingame easter egg you could find and read #its an actual journal you could buy #it completely changes his dynamic with price from mentor and mentee to this godlike hero worship #and ghost finding out that soaps changed himself so much for this insane guy who almost nuked america? #that he cant see beyond his thirst for vengeance that soap would do literally anything for him #the shepherd betrayal and prices ‘you have to trust someone to be betrayed. i never did’ and you never thought to warn soap?? #the rest of the 141 you can understand but hes so callous in that scene #and since ghost and roach live through it i just know ghost would go apeshit for treating soap like hes not worth the dirt under his boots #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #talk to me ghost #09 soapghost #09 soap #09 ghost #captain mactavish #ghoap #soapghost #ghostsoap #cod mw2 #ghost cod #soap cod #captain price #we’re a team. ghost team #save post

[kagoutiss]

zelink in your au or nah?

i would say there’s about as much zelink in my au as there is in the game, so…like it’s there but it’s also probably sad and doomed lol. link also isn’t there for the large majority of it, so a lot it comes down to how sheik remembers him while he’s sealed in the sacred realm and how she feels about their whole situation over a period of years. it’s kinda hard to say how their relationship is when one of them isn’t there for so much of it, and the other is constantly thinking and mulling over just their memories of them and what they could’ve done differently. but that’s also part of the reason they’re so interesting and heartbreaking to me. im blabbin but basically there isn’t NOT zelink, but it’s complicated and still sad and not necessarily the main focus

#ask #undercover sheik au #i kinda feel like link’s absence from it is part of what i like about it #not because i dont like him but because sheik’s shifting perceptions of the boy she met years ago are more interesting because of it #i kind of imagine sheik to be like…accompanied by this image he now has of link. which may or may not be accurate but it’s there #like. the kid she accidentally roped into a nightmare. her best friend for all of a few days before disaster struck #a hero who never asked to be one #the kingdom’s salvation. a tired quiet boy with dirt and blood on him and no parents #a boy who went to sleep 7 years ago and will wake up in a body and world that isn’t his own and it’s her fault #like all that. on repeat in sheik’s head almost every night for years #how scary must it have been to finally see him again after it feels like a lifetime has passed for you but none for him #i would be terrified. i would also choose to talk in riddles and watch over him from a distance for the most part #and do cool ninja moves and stuff and see if that helps #holy shit thats so many tags. goodnight

[enormousnora]

Worship me.

#first drawing of the new year yippeee #wip #sizetumblr #giantess #minors dni #holy shit holy shit I'm so fucking hot and perfect worship me right fucking now or I'll grindyou into dirt beneath my foot

[petefromarma]

imo rpf has never and will never be the problem the issue is parasocial relationships. has been since the dawn of celebrity

#there are rpf shippers who act insane and out of pocket but it’s always just a veneer atop delusional projection #i think truthing is which i would consider related to but somewhat separate from rpf where it gets messier #but some of the most unhinged ill behaved fans i’ve ever seen are deranged anti-rpf ideologues #who will have a meltdown if u suggest their fave is perhaps not as pure and holy as they perceive them to be #bandom has a lot of these ppl and another non-rpf related parasocial activity we do is choose someone new to be a scapegoat #for the bad behavior of the entire scene every few years. it used to be ryan for awhile then it was pete rn it’s brendon #the tides are already turning against frank and unless dirt comes out against someone else i assume he’ll be next

[madmaudlingoes]

Exactly how many Hosts did Van Helsing bring along with him? He get the value pack at CostCo and have a priest bulk-consecrate them? Is VH secretly a priest himself as well as eight other things???

#dracula daily #this is semi serious #I was never a very good Catholic but I do recall them being EXTREMELY careful about the consecrated hosts #you don't just throw jesus around like that #but so far van helsing has had enough hosts to: #sabotage fifty boxes of dirt #caulk Lucy's tomb #give everyone in the polycule one in an envelope #and burn Mina #maybe that one is reusable #STILL #that is a LOT OF JESUS to be throwing around #and it's not like holy water you can't just make more #there are RULES about it there is a PROCESS #so what dutch priest is handing them out like fries at Five Guys??