#how khan doesn't want to get stabbed today

[paramounticebound]

|| an unprompted thing for @starbcrn-kids​ / Victoria!

     “Why do you have a knife?”

#starbcrn-kids #verse: tbd. #idk i was just thinking about them and #how khan doesn't want to get stabbed today

[relatableblorbopoll]

Round 1 of preliminaries, group 16

The first two places get a place on the bracket

Little reminder: there will be 2 more rounds of preliminaries, the losing blorbos of this poll still have 2 chances of getting in the official bracket

Propaganda under the cut

Parker (Leverage)

"Some of the weird things she says are so true. Like when she talks about past/present/future parker. Her joy at the things that she loves is so complete. Christmas every year! I too have the urge to stab people with forks when in uncomfortable social situations. And it was great when she made her security code to her…home…Sophie’s real name because it was representative of where trust stood in the team after the prison break. Oh! And her and Alec are total couple goals. (Thruple goals if you add in Elliot)"

Gudetama (Sanrio)

"A lazy egg who really doesn't want to do much of anything and would rather just go back to sleep"

Finn the Human (Adventure Time)

"finn is just a little guy doing his best and trying to help people! he's the only human in the show so he's just like us fr (the entire human race) and he starts off the series as a kid and grows up during it so he really goes through all the relatable ups and downs and friendships and relationships and mistakes and achievements that we all go through. he does a lot of idolising people and having to realise they're not what he told himself they were. sometimes he tries to distract himself from an existential crisis by running around yelling or stabbing things with a sword. relatable"

Rain O'Fire Frazier (Worm)

"Rain grew up in a conservative community that he didn't want to be part of, and rejected their regressive ideology in favor of surrounding himself with people who have gender vibes, mental health issues, and traumas of their own. Also, people give him all sorts of crap in the setting, and while he does fuck up sometimes, he's just a swell dude who's hoping to not get murdered by crazy people. Times being what they are, I think that that's something a lot of people can relate to."

Piper Mclean (Heroes of the Olympus)

"she's SO full of love!!! she loves everyone so strongly!! she has a complicated relationship with femininity, gender and beauty standards. she bullies her friends but would go down fighting for them if needed. she acts out to get her dad's attention. she believes in a balance between emotions and logic, and is not afraid to tell her friends if she thinks they're neglecting the emotional side of a problem."

Norma Khan (Dead End Paranormal Park)

"She is autistic and struggles with socialising (same) She has special interests that she will bring up at any opportunity. She can get overwhelemed and scared being in the world. Norma is also bisexual! She spends her time in a Pauline Phoneix theme park (one of her spins) and fighting demons and ghosts (another special interest). Vote Norma today!!"

"She goes through so many relatable experiences that I rarely see depicted and is just overall an excellent character. The third episode of the show has the most relatable depiction of anxiety I've ever seen (especially the intersection between social anxiety and autistic sensory overload). It's one of those episodes where each character has to face their worst fears, and with how those episodes usually go, I expected her to overcome her fears at the end of the episode and just not have them anymore. Instead, she overloads the villain by having too much fear for him to handle since she has to constantly face her greatest fears as part of her everyday life. The protagonist also acknowledges how much more severe her fear is compared to most other people, which is pretty validating. Her special interest is an actress who turns out to be a really shady person, and she has a lot of trouble processing this because it was so close to her heart. She even gets a musical number about it! I've never seen this particular experience depicted in fiction, but it's one that is sadly pretty relatable to me and probably a lot of other people on here. She also has a plot where she is rejected romantically by a straight friend, which is kinda nice to see (even if it's not nice for poor Norma) since even though this is a really common experience IRL I rarely see it explored in fiction. And she's just really funny and smart and a great character in general!"

#leverage parker #leverage #gudetama #sanrio #finn the human #adventure time #rain o'fire frazier #worm #piper mclean #heroes of olympus #norma khan #dead end paranormal park #preliminaries #tumblr polls #tumblr tournament #character bracket #character tournament

[anxious-ace]

Incorrect quotes from the smp.

Evelyn: *sends a long and felt message on how she cares about her friends*

Angelique: Are you being held at gunpoint?

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Adrian: *baking a cake*

Kenny: Let's write milf on the cake.

Adrian: WHY?!?!

Kenny: cause Henry said to write something you like on your cake.

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Evelyn or Henry: I have never felt more joy since I was in high school and the teacher said that my work was the best among everyone and that was the confidence boost I needed to realise I am the baddest bitch ever.

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Kenny: I want a spicy chicken sandwich, actually two, with no fries and plain water.

Evelyn: I will strangle you!

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Jayda: From now on I will now be known as the Cat Queen, bow down to your new ruler and hold fear in your hearts about the power I withhold.

Missy: ALL HAIL THE CAT QUEEN!!!

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Vance: WHO THE FUCK MADE ME A FLOWER CROWN IM ALLERGIC TO POLLEN.

Angelique: I did.

Vance: Of course you fucking would.

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Missy: *watching a movie* Wait, is this platonic or romantic? I genuinely can't tell the difference.

Kenny: Honestly who cares. We can't let some guy from old England tell us the difference.

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Kenny: All in saying is that we should at least fuck our friends once just to understand the feel of it.

Anyone: I'm not having sex with you.

Kenny:   >:(

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Everyone: if there is one thing you need to know about me is that I am a sad queer kid that romanticises everything in their life but has never been held in the arms of anyone who genuinely loves me.

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Missy: Is it just me or does the Khan Academy guy actually sound kinda hot?

Kenny: FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT. I'M NOT ALONE ANYMORE!!

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Evelyn: WOULD YOU STOP PLAYING NOBODY BY MITSKI ON REPEAT!!

Kenny,through tears: I've bEeN BiG anD sMalL, AnD bIG aNd SmAll aGAin......

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Henry: It's times like these where I wish you could just shut the fuck up.

Kenny: What I just said is that doctors can perform brain surgery while the patient is awake.

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Evelyn: Kenny we aren't friends anymore, you're going in the DNI section of my tumblr bio.

Kenny: SHAWTY IS GIVING ME A FREE SHOUT OUT!!

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Evelyn: Okay Jackson, you had your turn with the kitten now it's our turn.

Jackson: NO!

Henry: Give her to us Jackson.

Jackson: If any of you dare to take Kiki (his cat) I will not hesitate to place a lego piece after every step you take.

Everyone:*slowly backs away*

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Anyone: If you ever meet a straight guy and he says he does musical theatre, that man is the biggest liar known to our generation and is living in a closet made of glass.

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Milonia: I feel like you were a lesbian in your past life.

Missy: Oh definitely 100% agree.

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Kenny: The reason I am so disappointed in myself is that I am a whore living in a virgin's body. I have been fucked 78 times in my head but never in reality.

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Evelyn: I would rather get stabbed 54 times in the chest by a toothpick and pour lemon juice into my eyeballs than to share a bed with you.

Adrian, who snores way too loud: Understandable, have a good night, hope you sleep with one eye open.

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Angelique: OMG!! I love the look you are going for today, the eyes bags from crying yourself to sleep over a boy that doesn't care about really compliments the "I didn't get enough attention as a child and now I get overly attached to people way too quickly", you're killing it!!

Vance: 🖕😐🖕

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Lyco, for some reason: I would eat the communist manifesto.

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Evelyn: I'm not saying I wanna die but if I was in a dark alley and someone just stabbed and left me there to die............. I wouldn't be disappointed.

Quotes from @sanderdarksides, I hope you don't the fact that I tweaked some things.

#my ocs #phantomsmp #incorrect quotes #tw strangling mention #tw sex mention #death tw #tw stabbing mention