#i am biting it and chewing it like a chew toy (pos)

[cinnamon-bunni]

hey so ummmmm everyone go read Moonlight (every single night) by @heleentje right now. like, its a botw fic with timeloops, what more do i have to say

#okay i may not have finished it yet bc i dont read fics like i used to but god dammit is this fic GOOD #listen time loops are my JAM and weakpoint like if a fic is a timeloop its already an 8/10 #but moonlight is so well written?? with good characterization??and SUCH an interesting plot and mystery to it??? #AND (again) GOOD WRITING???? #i am biting it and chewing it like a chew toy (pos) #idk how many botw mutuals/followers i have but. *shoves into your hands* read. read it now #anyways imma get back into reading this and heleentje i PROMISE you im gonna rant SO much in the comments section of the last chap lmao #bunni mumbles #also the fic is like a 25/10. to me

[eldritch-spouse]

Pinnie. I am going to eat your ocs I love them so much ahhfjwhdjiixjs /pos /gen

((If you want, how would member of the clergy react to being like- bitten?? In a loving playful way?? Cause I like- gnaw on things/people I like and I wanna make sure I don’t get my ass kicked))

-Valentine’s Anon <3

[I'm sorry, I don't use a lot of tone indicators, is "/gen" supposed to say "genuine"? Also, thenk ye eitherway.]

Reaction to being bitten (cuteness aggression?)

Morell will manually grab your jaw and shut it. Listen. He's poisonous. If you end up actually tearing a chunk out of him, which is unlikely, you'll probably have a quick reaction to his natural poison and die. It's really cute of your feral ass, but he would rather not see you spasm on the floor and froth violently because you were impulsive enough to ignore his warnings.

Santi moans. Because what else were you expecting, really? Although his skin is mostly very dark, he encourages you to bite harder so that a mark will be left. He loves wearing claims on his body, you're allowed to bite anywhere. He doesn't just return the favor, he's very opportunistic and will get as much saliva on you as he can. Then wait for the effects to take...

Grimbly's instincts tell him you're hungry when you're doing that. So he's probably going to get flustered and suggest you go out somewhere to eat. It actually makes him jump and yelp, even if your teeth are quite blunt, his lizard brain says you're going to tear him open using fangs you don't physically have.

Gallon will let you bite him and then promptly trap you. Have you ever seen those cartoons where a character gets their tongue stuck to something frozen? Yeah, that's you smartass. Then, he'll act as if you won't let go of him, which is quite rude, you know? He thinks it's honestly hilarious, you can eat a piece of him if you want, but he doesn't taste all that good.

Nebul will always see biting as a punishable offense. If you want to be a dog so bad, he'll get you a little muzzle. It's only coming off if you ask politely, and after an adequate apology, naturally. Matter of fact, maybe you'd like a chew toy too. Sit still, he's sure he has a bowl somewhere. Now that you've fully embraced your role as a mutt, things will be much easier. He's scary, you'll never know when he's joking or serious.

Vinnel wonders if you just enjoy the taste of fabric. Also, stop that, you're getting him soggy. In his dickish ways, the performer will rip someone's shirt off and offer it to you, so you can chew and drool on it rather than him. He may look like one, but he's not a doll, so kindly don't mess with his life support. He'd bite you back, but it's not worth the risk, so he just laughs and pinches you hard when you start chewing.

Patches shamefully enjoys the pain, so he won't really say anything about your weird habit. He's going to sit there awkwardly with bated breath, silently wishing you would bite harder, and in more places. He's probably the one who loves this habit of yours the most, all things considered. You'll probably get him to moan too at some point.

Fank-e thinks this is hilarious. Yeah sure, bite him all you want! It looks silly! You will most likely damage your teeth, he doesn't feel a second of it. But hey, if you're biting him, it means you're paying attention to him, so in his eyes, it's a good thing. Does he taste good?

Belo doesn't immediately understand what this behavior means, so when you bite him, the angel's just going to be upset and ask you why you're so mad at him. Once it registers, he's going to ask you not to do it so often for a couple of reasons. One, it's distracting, two you're soaking his fur, three- You're probably also eating some of his fur and that can't be good for you.

Sybastian is probably one of monsters you definitely don't want to bite, because he absolutely bites back, and a love bite from that bear trap of a mouth is a total gamble in terms of how maimed you'll get. He welcomes biting however, so do it at your own risk. More than that, he prefers licking, which is less dangerous for the two of you.

You have a lot of nerve to bite Krulu. You know he could just make your teeth fall off one by one if he wanted to, yes? Although he senses your affection, you must learn other methods of displaying it adequately. Do it too often and Krulu will pretend to return the gesture just to frighten you.

#Santi oc #Krulu oc #Morell oc #Grimbly oc #Patches oc #Nebul oc #Gallon oc #Vinnel oc #Belo oc #Fank-e oc #Sybastian oc

[anxiouscr0w]

OP I love ur DCA story so much I am biting it and shaking it like a feral dog would do to a chew toy /pos

Oh my goodness this literally had me smiling so much! Thank you so much!! I'm glad you're enjoying it!!!!

#sob sob why you gotta be so nice #grabs you #shakes you #emotional support staff #ess

[bigb-enthusiast]

grabs you by the head it will probably be obvious who I am but idc

we are nosey neighbors and swamprot and joel and pearl and probably more I can't think of to me...... chewing on your arm like a dog toy also we're divorced and killing each other for fun also i need to meet you irl in real life so that we can .idk stare at each other. also I think we should write more silly lore for our minecraft characters because it's funny to me. biting you sgain (ily /p)

I LOVE YOU TOO (knowing) /P ALSO WE SHOULD RARRHUGFGRHRHFR ^_^ tearing you to shreds /silly /pos

#salt talks

[spicyselfindulgentfandomstuff]

Erhmm.. me being a gay little freak under the cut

Absolutely OBSESSED with this gif of him, like, HELLO??

His little fangs make me insane. Positively unwell. I am gonna scream.

No but fr good teeth (and by that I do not necessarily mean straight, white etc teeth, I mean teeth with personality y’know like crooked or oddly sharp. Idk. You understand.) are so ridiculously hot to me, and Murdoc’s are just … WOWIE/pos

I need him to fucking bite me. Just chomp down on my collarbone or something and go nuts. I need him to use me like a fucking chew toy. I want my skin to be littered with his bite marks by the end of it all, fading into bruises, some deeper than others, by the morning and next day…

He’s so eager to mark me up in any way I’ll allow, be it with his hands, leaving finger print shaped bruises in their wake or with his mouth, leaving hickeys and bite marks all over me, anywhere he can.

And of course, despite his damn near feral enthusiasm for it all, he always is so attentive and gentle handling me after it’s all over, hands ghosting over any more painful injuries as he wipes me down and cleans me up. And the praise and gentle reassurances.

“Such a good boy, you did so well for me, darling.”

“Ah, ah, I know it stings but you gotta let me clean you up, don’t worry I won’t press hard.”

Or the day after when I do my best to make the evidence of the prior night less conspicuous..

“Aww sweetheart, you don’t need to cover those up.. I want everyone to know, you’re mine~”

Just… AUGHHH/pos

SORRY EVERYONE/lh

#i love you just a little too much: 18+ #spicy selfship #nsft selfship #selfship nsft

[heynowisavedyouright]

is it a good omen if ur bosses are spying on u is in my mouth AS WE SPEAK, i cant get over how much i love crossovers. have you SEEN my fics? theyre just, chuckloads of crossover wants burried down there and when i saw it. i fucking. i fucking died for a minute but in a POSITIVE way <- i just noticed how deranged i sound here but come on. exterra. good omens. let me let me, they r my one and onlies, im breathing just so i can read ur exterra fics btw, its real, i promise you, belive me

HELLO. YOUR PEARLESCEMTNMOON CHARACTERIZATION. bites her bites her bites her like a chew toy

dare i even say it

I WANT TO READ YOUR FEET ARENT QUITE TOUCHING THE BOTTOM, THE SUMMARY IS SO GOOD BTW, KISSING IT ON THE MOUTH BUT I CANT. I CANT BECAUSE OF SHAKES SHAKES ATTENTION ISSUES HELP

everytime i wake up, the phrase 'it snows in mazalea' echoes in my mind, thats not an exxageration i promise

THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUGH OUGH <- MY PAIN NOISES, I LOVE EXTERRA, I CAN CRY. I CAN CRY AND I AM I WILL

the dialogues,,,,,,,,, the doialog h the d the daialgo,

I HAVE REREAD. CHAP 15 OF HAVE A KISS. SO MANY TIMES. LITERALLY YOU SNAPPED IN THAT ONE SLASH POS

ask thing

#feltixanswers #sitting here o///o please youre making me cry those happy tears #matthew handle

[favoniuscodex]

last christmas is what plays on the radio when diluc is driving home, much to his dismay. every radio is playing the same songs he can't be bothered to listen to, this one in particular striking a chord inside him. but he would still take the irritation over remembering them. he stops at the red light, glances at the clock. almost six. the unpleasant train of thought prompted by memories he had nearly forgotten was abruptly stopped when a figure crashed into his car. startled, he quickly exited the vehicle and saw a person sprawled on the snowy ground with two bags of groceries from which some goods had fallen. he notices the newly formed dent on his car and resists the urge to sigh as the person groans in pain.

later that evening, he sits in the stranger's living room (after they insisted on cooking for him as an apology) and nearly sneers as the damned song plays again. but when he looks at your smiling face as you bring the main dish, he thinks that maybe he could give 'it' to someone special

I AM GOING TO CRY /pos

chews on diluc like a chew toy,,, i love him,,, squeezes him aggressively

yes diluc you can give me “it” lip bite aha

but this is so cute this is so cute i’ll run face first into diluc’s car any day if it means i can hang out with him,,, ultimate meeting story like “oh how did you meet?” “i slammed face first into his car after tripping”

the way i could cook this man the nastiest dish known to man and he would pretend to eat it up like it’s a 5* delicacy because he doesn’t want to be impolite

thank you for writing this for me! i’ve reread this like 4 times with a stupid grin on my face bc it’s such a cute concept /pos

#//mail #faves ! #anon i’m honestly so touched that u wrote this for me i’m gonna cry /pos

[copperbadge]

ifiknewiwouldtellyou replied to your post “This is notepad.exe erasure”

I don't see "multiple scraps of paper, napkins, and receipts that must be pieced together five years later when you find them while moving"

I think that makes you the DM. :D 

needsmorecrazy replied to your post “SAM. SAM. SAM. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. I CAN'T LINK THINGS IN AN ASK...”

i need this and need this NOW i don't care if they have to film it over zoom in their prospective kitchens and eliot's hair is actually a mop on top of his head I NEED THIS!

Honstly I’d pay cash dollars to see Christian Kane play Eliot in a wig fashioned from a mop. I was never even fond of the long hair, I much prefer it when he wore it short, but I know that Eliot’s Hair is extremely important to fandom and it did reach a certain peak of gloriousness that has rarely been rivaled in television history. 

arukou-arukou replied to your photo “ALL. THE. CRISPS. @underanothername let me know there was a large...”

I don't know why I'm so suspicious of the Lamington crisps, but I absolutely am.

kholden83 replied to your photo “ALL. THE. CRISPS. @underanothername let me know there was a large...”

@arukou-arukou​ because lamingtons are cake? Which is a weird thing for chips to be flavoured with. I don't recall seeing those ones in stores, but I wouldn't have bought them anyway because I don't like coconut

bluroux replied to your photo “ALL. THE. CRISPS. @underanothername let me know there was a large...”

I have heard from several Aussies and a few Kiwis that the Lamington crisps are an abomination, and proof that Australia has gone very, very wrong somewhere along the line...

I love this whole exchange but I feel compelled to add also that as a flavor it’s very confusing to Americans, who have generally not encountered a lamington. I don’t know if Aussies are aware of this but lamingtons look a little like small dark-rinded cheeses so I assumed from the photo, which I saw before the text, that it was some kind of smelly-cheese flavored crisp. Biting into a lamington crisp while expecting, say, gorgonzola, would have been an interesting experience. 

brilliant-starlight replied to your photo “Found the most hipster of hand sanitizer at the hardware store...”

I think this is significantly less hipster now than it would be if you found it before the pandemic since a lot of distilleries have switched production over to sanitizer. Seems only fair they still get to brand stuff.

I have to say I’m dying for the Malort hand sanitizer bottle. I’ll take it empty, I just want the bottle. 

larathia replied to your post “SAM. SAM. SAM. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. I CAN'T LINK THINGS IN AN ASK...”

yah but it seems Noah Wyle will be doing Nate's job, and to paraphrase Nate, the point in that conversation where I punch Noah Wyle in the throat nine or ten times would come up FAST. I really did not like him in Librarians *at all*. He could really, really fuck up the role of Mastermind here.

He was a lot in The Librarians, but that was also heavily contextual. I’ve seen him in roles where he didn’t chew the scenery like that, and I suspect he really cut loose in The Librarians because the movies were super cheese fests so he knew he could get away with it, and also he’s meant to be the slightly undependable swashbuckling geek dad. He put a bit more manic energy into Flynn than I think most people would have, and more than he put into the movies previous, but his character in Leverage will be in a very distinct context from that -- if he IS an experienced crook like the others he’ll still be a newcomer to their established group, and if he’s a white hat like Nate was, all the more so he’ll be the student, not the teacher. Like, I have reservations about it too, but I’m willing to give him a very generous benefit of the doubt, especially having been a fan of his from ER. 

I wish I had the show runner’s ear, I’d pitch Bobby Dismas to them as another addition. :D Hacker, hitter, grifter, thief, mastermind, data nerd. 

swingprince replied to your photoset “Post office bounty! I posted this image yesterday but fucked something...”

What does one need to do to get people to send them stuff?

I mean, there’s no way to say this that doesn’t make me sound like I’m being an asshole or think you’re one, which I don’t because I get the drift of the question, but I think you can’t really start from a place of “I want to get people to send me stuff.”

It wasn’t something I set out to do, but after many years in fandom someone said I should get a PO Box, and I did, and posted it in my tumblr, and people sent me stuff. It’s a slightly strange experience for me not because I think it’s weird but because I sometimes wonder why people would bother to send gifts, but I remind myself that people are generous and want to reach out, and sharing a connection over crisps or cat toys or salt and pepper shakers is a fun way to do it. I always make sure I post photos so people know I’m grateful and enjoying their gifts and letters, and when I know someone and know they’d like a thing I’ve found, I sometimes send packages or letters out myself. It’s less a transaction than it is a gesture of friendship or affection -- it’s a strengthening of a relationship that was already there.

#reply all #swingprince #larathia #brilliant-starlight #bluroux #kholden83 #ifiknewiwouldtellyou #needsmorecrazy #arukou-arukou

[bloojayoolie]

Apparently, Children, and Click: |pot Found in an empty apartment 4 days after his beloved parent died, a sweet, special boy, waits for a new family to love him. Id 15154, 2 Yrs & 8 Mos. old, Heartbroken & waiting, at the Manhattan ACC TO BE KILLED 8/22/19 SPOT was found with his bonded sibling SOX in an empty apartment, 4 days AFTER their beloved parent had died. They had sat during that time, cuddled together as day turned into night and night turned into day, wondering what had happened to the person they had built their lives around since they were puppies. They comforted each other, even as they looked at their empty food dishes and their water dish, now empty. Stomachs rumbling, parched with thirst, hearts broken, and confusion in their eyes. And then they were found. The police came and they wagged furiously, hoping this stranger would take them to their parent. But instead they were brought to the shelter, separated when they got there, and each put in their own kennel. Now they wait, and when the shelter goes silent at night, they each stare into the night, wondering where each other are, as they reflect on the life they lost and all the precious memories that now only bring sadness and longing instead of happiness and delight. Won’t you help them out? Foster or adopt Spot or Sox or BOTH – they are bonded after all. And they deserve to be given back their smiles. Message our page or email us at [email protected] for assistance. SPOT, ID# 15154, 2 yrs and 8 mos old, xx lbs, Unaltered Male Manhattan ACC, Large Mixed Breed, White / Black I was a Return, 7/29/2019 Surrender Reason: Found in apt by Police, 4 days after owner had passed away Shelter Assessment Rating: LEVEL 3 Medical Behavior Rating: Blue I came to the shelter with, and am bonded to, SOX, ID# 15155 (adopted already) Behavior Assessment Date of intake:: 7/29/2019 Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Stray Date of assessment:: 7/30/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Hard Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Distracted, does not approach Call over: Approaches with coaxing Sociability comments: Body soft, sitting down Handling Soft handling: Accepts contact Exuberant handling: Accepts contact Handling comments: Body soft Arousal Jog: Engages in play, escalates Arousal comments: initially runs loose, then escalates to intense jumping up and leash biting, could not easily be distracted, continues to leash bite for the duration of the assessment Knock: Approaches (loose) Knock Comments: None Toy: No response Toy comments: None Summary:: 7/30: When introduced off leash to the female greeter dog, Spot is tense, freezes, and lowers to a lunge when greeting. Most recently, Spot has become more challenging to handle due to leash biting and at times mounting handlers. he has not had further follow up around other dogs, and a period of decompression is recommended before immediate follow up on behavior around dogs. ENERGY LEVEL:: We have no history on Spot so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. However, he is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. IN SHELTER OBSERVATIONS:: 8/13: When Sox 15155 is being walked past Spot's kennel, Spot sees Sox and greets her through the kennel door with a wagging tail. 8/12: Spot fixated on people and objects, staring at them intensely, whining, and howling. 8/11: Spot jumps up on the handler and attempts to mount. It is hard to distract him from this behavior. He also repeatedly jumps up and bites the leash. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: Level 3 Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Single-pet home,Recommend no dog parks Recommendations comments:: No children: Due to Spot's low threshold for arousal we recommend an adult-only home. Single pet home/no dog parks: Due to concerning behavior observed during Spot's dog-dog assessment, introductions to unfamiliar dogs are not recommended at this time. Potential challenges: : Leash-biting,Low threshold for arousal Potential challenges comments:: Low threshold for arousal: During the arousal component of the handling assessment, Spot became very quickly aroused and began jumping up very high and focused on grabbing the leash in his mouth. He could not easily be distracted and continued to focus of the leash for the remainder of the handling assessment. Please see handout on Low threshold for arousal. Leash-biting: When Spot becomes excited and aroused, he is quick to jump up and grab the leash in his mouth. This behavior intensifies and he is difficult to distract. Please see handout on Leash-biting. My medical notes are... Weight: 61.6 lbs Vet Notes 8/4/2019 [DVM Intake] DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: ~2-3yrs Microchip noted on Intake? Y History: owner passed away; reported deaf in notes but ears pricked and head turned when metal lids clanged behind him Subjective: BAR Observed Behavior - likes to jump, pulls on leash but allowed full handling and exam Evidence of Cruelty seen - N Evidence of Trauma seen - N Objective T = DNP P = WNL R = WNL BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: clean adult dentition PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: Neutered male MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: Externally normal Assessment: Apparently healthy young adult MN large mixed breed; reported deaf in notes but ears pricked and head turned when metal lids clanged behind him Prognosis: Good Plan: Ok for placement SURGERY: Permanent waiver due to already neutered. 8/13/2019 Hx: ACS noticed marked nasal discharge BAR H pink 1 sec eent- nasal dc; sneezing; congestion pln- wnl hl- 120hr reg nm ss fp abd- relaxed ug- M msi/neuro- nsf A) CIRDC P) baytril- 204mg sig: 1 1/4 tab po x 10 d's doxcycline- 100mg sig: 2 3/4 tab po sid x 10 d's probitotics- 1 cap sid po x 10 d's *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account \ Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Cats: Super Friendly Playful and Welcoming of all, Big & Small Dogs Kids and Cats Atlas ID#25459 s old, 59’1bs Very affectionate, Well mannered Boy. Ready to go home @ Manhattan ACC **** TO BE KILLED – 5/1/2018 **** Atlas is a Handsome Chocolate Rabbit <3 He is well behaved and welcoming and friendly to all – SMALL AND BIG DOGS, KIDS and CATS too! Please share sweet ATLAS for a loving home. A volunteer writes: Atlas…a big name for a chocolate rabbit!!! Atlas is a tall dog with bunny ears, handsomely dressed and with an engaging horsey face. He is strong, hence his name, but so perfectly manageable even by an older person like me. A good walker he is, likely house trained (as stated by his former owners) and very polite with all dogs neared, big and small, males and females. Atlas is very obedient and eager to please. He comes on the double when called and sits at once when asked for treats. He loves to eat and I must say that despite his very healthy looks, he could use a few more pounds. Atlas is super friendly and very affectionate. Ask him to hop on the bench and he will shower his caretaker with a waterfall of kisses. He is sooooo sweet! Atlas comes with the best credentials and is said to be friendly, playful and welcoming of all, including kids and…cats. I hope I have enticed you to come and meet wonderful Atlas who is sure to make your life as bright and happy as a summer day. He is waiting for you at the Manhattan Care Center. VIDEOS: https://youtu.be/5OaQAokMhXs https://youtu.be/GfcfWg_78_k Atlas ID# 25959 Manhattan ACC 4 yrs old, 59 lbs BROWN MALE Owner Surrender History: was surrendered by a friend of the owner who has had him for about a week; friend reports that the dog stepped on a piece of glass and now has a laceration on his LH; excessive bleeding was noted overnight but resolved with pressure bandage LARGE MIXED BREED CROSS Intake Date: 04-23-2018 SHELTER ASSESSMENT: EXPERIENCED HOME BEHAVIOR NOTES Date of intake: 22-Apr-2018 Spay/Neuter status: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home): Owner Surrender Behavior toward strangers: Friendly and affectionate Behavior toward children: Friendly Behavior toward dogs: Good with them Behavior toward cats: Good with them Resource guarding: None reported Bite history: None reported Housetrained: Yes Energy level/descriptors: Altas is described as friendly, playful, and sweet with a high level of activity. SAFER SCORES: Date of assessment: 24-Apr-2018 Look: 1. Dog leans forward or jumps up to lick the Assessor's face with tail wagging, ears back and eyes averted. Sensitivity: 1. Dog leans into the Assessor, eyes soft or squinty, soft and loose body, open mouth. Tag: 1. Dog follows at the end of the leash, body soft. Paw squeeze 1: 1. Dog gently pulls back his/her paw. Paw squeeze 2: 1. Dog gently pulls back his/her paw. Flank squeeze 1: Item not conducted Flank squeeze 2: Item not conducted Toy: 1. Dog settles close, keeps a firm grip and is loose and wiggly. Dog does not place his/her body between you and the toy. Summary: Atlas quickly approached the assessor and jumped up in a social manner. He was social throughout the assessment, allowed all handling, and displayed no concerning behaviors. Summary: Based on history and observation, slow introductions are recommended between Atlas and respectful dogs. Summary (1): 4/24: When introduced off leash to the female greeter dog, Atlas engages in bouts of running play with some attempt to mount. Date of initial: 22-Apr-2018 Summary: Atlas allowed handling. ENERGY LEVEL: Atlas' previous owner described him as having a high level of activity. He is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: EXPERIENCE (suitable for an adopter with some previous dog experience, especially with the behaviors outlined below) Potential challenges: Basic manners/poor impulse control Kennel presence Potential challenges comments: Basic manners/poor impulse control; Atlas jumps up a lot on people in a social manner. It is recommended that default behaviors such as "Leave it", "Sit/Stay", "Down" are reinforced to substitute any frustration and teach him to control his impulses instead of simply reacting; proper management is also advised. Force-free, reward based training only is recommended. Kennel presence: In his kennel, Atlas scratches and bites at the bars to get out. While we cannot be certain if this behavior will appear in any other contexts, in highly emotionally charged or stressful environments Atlas may show behavior similar to what he is currently demonstrating in his kennel. We recommend potential adopters be comfortable managing this behavior and keeping themselves safe in any similar future situations. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES 27-Apr-2018 Vet Notes: 12:46 PM S/O – Incision site looks healthy. No signs of inflammation or dis-c A – Healthy P – Benign neglect 26-Apr-2018 Spay/Neuter Summary Post Surgery Note: 8:38 AM Pre-surgical exam, anesthesia, and surgery performed by ASPCA. Green linear tattoo placed lateral to incision. Start 1 tablet of Rimadyl 100 mg SID PO x 2 days as pain management. –In white box 24-Apr-2018 Progress Exam SO sedated on 4/23 and sutures placed along lacerations of L medial crus. was started on rimadyl at that time. today, reported to have black stool and sutures are not in tact. Also noted to be biting at the kennel door and getting his teeth stuck. Placing on trazadone at the request of behavior team. BAR in kennel. barking at front of kennel. all sutures are intact with the lower cruciate having some laxity but excellent skin opposition. Leaving all sutures in place A lacerations – L medial PL black stool — r/o 2nd to rimadyl vs high amt of blood ingestion P continue to monitor. discontinue rimadyl trazadone 200mg PO q12h x 7 days. e collar size 30 placed. 23-Apr-2018 Tech Exam Sedated at 9:45am via DVM 1382. Morphine- bottle # 5, 25mg/ml, 0.8ml Dexdomitor- 0.4ml Both given IV in the RFL cephalic vein. Wound on LHL was clipped and thoroughly scrubbed with chlorhexidine and flushed profusely with saline. All vaccines given, heartworm snap test negative. Reversed wih 0.4ml Antiseden IM. 23-Apr-2018 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age:reported to be 4 years; exam consistent with 4-6 years Microchip noted on Intake? Microchip Number (If Applicable): History :was surrendered by a friend of the owner who has had him for about a week; friend reports that the dog stepped on a piece of glass and now has a laceration on his LH; excessive bleeding was noted overnight but resolved with pressure bandage Subjective:BAR Observed Behavior -energetic and friendly, allows all handling Evidence of Cruelty seen – Evidence of Trauma seen -full thickness 1 inch laceration on medial aspect of L tarsus with clot; 2 smaller, partial thickness lacerations along medial aspect of metatarsals Objective BCS 4.5-5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam:mm pk, moist; CRT <2 sec; moderate tartar/staining PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male intact MSI: -full thickness 1 inch laceration on medial aspect of L tarsus with clot; 2 smaller, partial thickness lacerations along medial aspect of metatarsals; dried blood along distal limb with mild to moderate edematous swelling of paw (likely from bandage) -mild dermatitis along abdomen -dermatitis along lip -small abrasion on R side of bridge of nose with mild dried blood CNS: Mentation appropriate – no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal:grossly normal Assessment 1. Lacerations, LH 2. Dermatitis, lip fold, abdominal Prognosis:good Plan: -sedated with 0.8 ml morphine/0.4 ml dexdomitor -scrubbed distal LH copiously and flushed wounds with sterile saline -debrided approx 2 mm of edges of main laceration and removed large clot in center of wound; closed wound with 2 layer closure, subcutaneous and intradermal, simple continuous, 2-0 Monocryl -placed one cruciate suture in each of the more superficial lacerations; remove sutures in 10-14 days -clavamox 375 mg PO BID x 7 days -rimadyl 100 mg PO SID x 5 days SURGERY: Okay for surgery 23-Apr-2018 LVT Intake Intact male Scan negative for a microchip Inserted during the initial OU=clear Nose= No discharge. Right side of the bridge of the nose has an old wound AU=clean Teeth are stained with tarter Good appetite Coat is clean Underweight According to the care taker the injury came from a piece of glass. The dog sliced himself. Wound location= Left hind hock Wound is deep Pressure was applied to the wound Wound was a cleaned with Nolvasan and bandaged Plan of Action from the on call vet: Simplecf 100mg– Give 1.5 tablet Rimadyl 100mg– Give 1 Pill Also, agreed with cleaning and bandaging the wound. Kept in medical for further observation *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** If you would like to adopt a NYC ACC dog, and can get to the shelter in person to complete the adoption process, you can contact the shelter directly. We have provided the Brooklyn, Staten Island and Manhattan information below. Adoption hours at these facilities is Noon – 8:00 p.m. (6:30 on weekends) If you CANNOT get to the shelter in person and you want to FOSTER OR ADOPT a NYC ACC Dog, you can PRIVATE MESSAGE our Must Love Dogs page for assistance. PLEASE NOTE: You MUST live in NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Northern VA. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a NYC ACC dog. Transport is available if you live within the prescribed range of states. Shelter contact information: Phone number [phone] Email [email protected] Shelter Addresses: Brooklyn Shelter: 2336 Linden Boulevard Brooklyn, NY 11208 Manhattan Shelter: 326 East 110 St. New York, NY 10029 Staten Island Shelter: 3139 Veterans Road West Staten Island, NY 10309 LIKE AND FOLLOW FOR NEW CONTENT EVERYDAY <3 for more visit: www.memelang.ml

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Animals, Cats, and Children: Handsome, perfectly muscular & compact, a little confused and ost but still wagging his tail and socializing. housetrained- Said to be CAT & DOG FRIENDLY at Manhattan ACC waiting 69993 3 years old, 57 lbs King ove TO BE KILLED - 8/13/2019 KING NEEDS A LOVING NEW CASTLE TO BE THE KING OF <3 A volunteer writes: King, a handsome slightly muscular young man, perfectly made and compact, looks at me with puzzled eyes. His tail wags a bit. He comes with prudent steps when I call him, even sits on command but is hesitant to take my treats. He accepts some petting. He feels that I am likely an ok person to be with but I am not his former family. These are uncertain times for King who lived with a teen and cats and although cautious at first, is said to be playful with other dogs. He would be wary of strangers. King needs a new owner who will widen his horizons, build his trust and offer him a new castle. King is waiting for you at the Manhattan Care Center. KING@MANHATTAN ACC Hello, my name is King My animal id is #69993 I am a male black dog at the Manhattan Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 3 years old, 57 lbs Came into shelter as owner surrender 8/3/2019 Reason stated - landlord won't allow King is at risk for medical reasons. King was diagnosed with canine infectious respiratory disease complex which is contagious to other animals and will require further care. Behaviorally, King has shown signs of possible resource guarding and becomes uncomfortable around new people. King should go to an adopter familiar with these behaviors. My medical notes are... Weight: 57 lbs Vet Notes 8/5/2019 [DVM Intake] DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 3 years Microchip noted on Intake? No History : Owner Surrender - may have ear infection Subjective: Observed Behavior - Stiff tail wag, growls when approached, muzzled for safety, limited exam without sedation. Walks on leash well, no inter-dog reactivity noted when putting him back in cage. Pulls on leash but wags tail. Evidence of Cruelty seen - No Evidence of Trauma seen - no Objective T = P = 100 R = panting BCS = 4/9 EENT: Eyes clear, Ear pinna visually look dried and crusty and some crusting noted around eyes. Unable to get near head. Oral Exam: Muzzled and not able to evaluate PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: intact male, both testicles descended and symmetrical MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat - crusting noted around right eye CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: not evaluated Assessment Possible otitis Possible periocular dermatitis Prognosis: Good Plan: Needs sedation for full evaluation. Will do HW and Microchip, skin scraping and ear exam at time of neuter. SURGERY: Okay for surgery 8/10/2019 SO BAR in kennel. P is barking at kennel front EN -- sneezing repeatedly. serous nasal discharge A CIRDC P move to ISO enrofloxacin 204mg tablet -- give 1 1/3 tablet PO q24h x 14 days doxycycline 100mg tablet -- give 3 tablets PO q24h x 14 days cerenia 60mg tablet -- give 1 tablet PO q24h x 4 days Details on my behavior are... Behavior Condition: 4. Orange Behavior History Behavior Assessment upon intake dog was friendly with counselors was jumping up allowed to collar and place in kennel Previously lived with:: 1adult 1 child 14 How is this dog around strangers?: client stated that when strangers would come over her would growl at them, then he calms down once he gets familiar How is this dog around children?: client stated that he has been ok around children but she dont allow him to play with him How is this dog around other dogs?: Client stated that he engages to play with other dogs but he is cautious How is this dog around cats?: client stated that he is okay with cats and would try to smell them Resource guarding:: no resource guarding Bite history:: no bite history Housetrained:: Yes Has this dog ever had any medical issues?: Yes Medical Notes: possible ear infection For a New Family to Know: king is described as friendly and lovable loves to be pet, he enjoyed sleeping anywhere in the house. he enjoys eating hard and wet food. he likes to go out for long walks and enjoys a good chew bone that he can chew on all day. ===================== Date of intake:: 8/3/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Owner Surrender Previously lived with:: An adult and a teenager (age 14) Behavior toward strangers:: Growls at first Behavior toward children:: Has been okay with them Behavior toward dogs:: Cautious and playful Behavior toward cats:: Okay with them, sniffs them Resource guarding:: None reported Bite history:: None reported Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: king is described as friendly and lovable. Date of assessment:: 8/5/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Hard Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Distracted Call over: Does not approach Sociability comments: Handling Soft handling: Tolerates contact, Exuberant handling: Tolerates contact Handling comments: Lip licking, tense, hackles raised Arousal Jog: Follows, distracted Arousal comments: None Knock: No response Knock Comments: None Toy: Freezes, low growls upon approach Toy comments: None Summary:: 8/4: When introduced off leash to the female greeter dog, King briefly approaches and sniffs. He quickly wanders off to sniff and explore his surroundings. Date of intake:: 8/3/2019 Summary:: Social, jumped up, allowed handling ENERGY LEVEL:: King displays a medium energy level in the care center, we recommend daily mental and physical stimulation as a way to direct his energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: Level 3 Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13) Recommendations comments:: No children (under 13): Because King is reported to growl at strangers in his previous home environment, we feel as though he would be best set up to succeed in an adult only home environment. Potential challenges: : Resource guarding,Fearful/potential for defensive aggression Potential challenges comments:: King was observed to freeze and low growl when approached while engaged with a toy item during his assessment, please see handout on Resource guarding. King is reported to growl at strangers in his previous home environment, please see handout on Fearful and Defensive Aggression. *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account \ Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications. Shelter contact information Phone number [phone] Email [email protected] Shelter Addresses: Brooklyn Shelter: 2336 Linden Boulevard Brooklyn, NY 11208 Manhattan Shelter: 326 East 110 St. New York, NY 10029 Staten Island Shelter: 3139 Veterans Road West Staten Island, NY 10309 * NEW NYC ACC RATING SYSTEM * Level 1 Dogs with Level 1 determinations are suitable for the majority of homes. These dogs are not displaying concerning behaviors in shelter, and the owner surrender profile (where available) is positive. Level 2 Dogs with Level 2 determinations will be suitable for adopters with some previous dog experience. They will have displayed behavior in the shelter (or have owner reported behavior) that requires some training, or is simply not suitable for an adopter with minimal experience. Level 3 Dogs with Level 3 determinations will need to go to homes with experienced adopters, and the ACC strongly suggest that the adopter have prior experience with the challenges described and/or an understanding of the challenge and how to manage it safely in a home environment. In many cases, a trainer will be needed to manage and work on the behaviors safely in a home environment. PLEASE ADOPT. DON'T SHOP. FOSTERS ROCK TOO. :)

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Animals, Cats, and Children: COOPERC 64691 5 years old, 50 lbs at manhattan acc hoping for a 2nd Chance Good looking, compact, anxious and unsure at the shelter but tail waggy too, smart, follows some commands During assessment he was social & soft bodied TO BE KILLED - 6/15/2019 How does a young fella stand out in a crowd?? Charm the pants off them, that's exactly what Cooper demonstrates. This super friendly, attention seeking, soft bodied and social greeter knows a thing or ten about winning people over. His big brown eyes, supersized smile, and lush, downy coat are just the beginning. Cooper knows the competition is Ruff, so he will drop and roll, stand up to greet, and showed his willingness to cooperate for a medical exam while wearing a muzzle. Pretty impressive! This youngster has lots of happy energy, super playful, treat motivated, and assumes all people are friends. He's mid sized and full of vibrancy. It's easy to love him! He recently arrived at the shelter, sadly he was no sooner listed to be destroyed. If you are interested in saving this cheerful baby boy through fostering or adopting, please reach out to this page. COOPER@MANHATTAN ACC Hello, my name is Cooper My animal id is #64691 I am a male brown brindle dog at the Manhattan Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 5 years old, 50 lbs Came into shelter as a agency June 2, 2019 Cooper is at risk for medical and behavioral reasons. Cooper was diagnosed with canine infectious respiratory disease complex which is contagious to other animals and will require in home care. Behaviorally, Cooper has shown dog reactivity and has become difficult to manage at the care center, and will need behavior modification and reward based training. My medical notes are... Weight: 50.8 lbs Vet Notes 4/06/2019 [DVM Intake] DVM Intake Exam Estimated age:3-5y Microchip noted on Intake?n Microchip Number (If Applicable): History :stray Subjective: Observed Behavior - wags tail, food motivated, alert. will hard stare sometimes. became very hyper when he heard cats meowing. allowed muzzled exam Evidence of Cruelty seen -n Evidence of Trauma seen -n Objective T = P =80 R =wnl BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam:front teeth clean PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G:2 testes MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Assessment: healthy Prognosis:good Plan:neuter SURGERY: Okay for surgery 13/06/2019 SO BAR in kennel. EN -- coughing, serous nasal discharge A CIRDC P enrofloxacin 1 1/4 tablet PO q24h x 10 days cerenia 60mg tablet -- give 1 tablet PO q24h x 4 days Details on my behavior are... Behavior Condition: 2. Blue Behavior History Behavior Assessment Cooper allowed for all handling during the intake process. Cooper allowed the counselor to collar him as well as pet him on the head and his back. Date of Intake: 6/2/2019 Basic Information:: Cooper is a male adult large mixed breed dog. He came into the shelter as a stray. Previously lived with:: Unknown How is this dog around strangers?: Cooper seems very excitable and friendly around strangers. This is shown by a very loose body and a wagging tail when greeting the intake counselors. How is this dog around children?: This was not observed as Cooper came in as a stray. How is this dog around other dogs?: This was not observed as Cooper came in as a stray; however, in the shelter, he seems to be dog reactive as he will bark and lounge at other dogs in passing. How is this dog around cats?: This was not observed as Cooper came in as a stray. Resource guarding:: This was not observed as Cooper came in as a stray. Bite history:: No known bite history Housetrained:: Unknown Energy level/descriptors:: very high Medical Notes: Medical history is unknown as Cooper came in as a stray. For a New Family to Know: Cooper seems like a very friendly and excitable dog. He seems to have a lot of energy especially when meeting new people. When given treats, he seems to know how to sit as he will sit when the treats are taken out. ==================== Date of intake:: 6/2/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Stray Date of assessment:: 6/3/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Hard Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: Extreme Leash walking comments: Lunges towards them, hard barks. Also barks on the walk not directing the barking towards anything. Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): High;y social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft Handling Soft handling: Seeks contact Exuberant handling: Seeks contact Comments: Body soft, leans into pets, rolls on back Arousal Jog: Engages in play (exuberant) Arousal comments: Jumps up Knock: Approaches (exuberant) Knock Comments: Jumps up Toy: No response Toy comments: None Summary:: Due to high levels of concerning behavior toward dogs (lunging, growling, snapping toward), a single dog home is recommended for Cooper. He should be kept out of dog park environments or areas of high dog traffic. A muzzle is recommended for outdoor walks. 6/3: When introduced to the helper dog through the gate, Brady lunges, growls, and snaps. He continues to remain fixated and growl until the helper dog is moved out of close proximity. 6/4: Cooper is introduced to a realistic prop dog walked on leash. From a distance, he begins to growl, rushes over, and bites. ENERGY LEVEL:: We have no history on Cooper so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. However, he is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. IN SHELTER OBSERVATIONS:: Cooper has shown reactivity towards dogs throughout his time at the care center. Cooper will attempt to cage fight when being walked into and out of the room, and will also bark at and pull towards dogs he sees on leash. Once he has started to react, he cannot be distracted with treats or calling. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: Level 3 Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No young children (under 5),Single-pet home,Recommend no dog parks Recommendations comments:: No young children: Due to the high level of jumping up seen at the care center, we recommend a home without young children. Older children who are comfortable around large, jumpy dogs should have an in-depth interaction prior to adoption. Single pet home/no dog parks: See DOG-DOG. Potential challenges: : Basic manners/poor impulse control,On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration Potential challenges comments:: Basic manners/poor impulse control: Cooper jumps up on people in a social manner. Please see handout on Basic Manners. On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration: Cooper is very reactive on leash, lunging and hard barking at dogs and other things he passes. Please see handout on On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration. *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: http://bit.ly/2ynocEZ Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account \ Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications. Shelter contact information Phone number [phone] Email [email protected] Shelter Addresses: Brooklyn Shelter: 2336 Linden Boulevard Brooklyn, NY 11208 Manhattan Shelter: 326 East 110 St. New York, NY 10029 Staten Island Shelter: 3139 Veterans Road West Staten Island, NY 10309 * NEW NYC ACC RATING SYSTEM * Level 1 Dogs with Level 1 determinations are suitable for the majority of homes. These dogs are not displaying concerning behaviors in shelter, and the owner surrender profile (where available) is positive. Level 2 Dogs with Level 2 determinations will be suitable for adopters with some previous dog experience. They will have displayed behavior in the shelter (or have owner reported behavior) that requires some training, or is simply not suitable for an adopter with minimal experience. Level 3 Dogs with Level 3 determinations will need to go to homes with experienced adopters, and the ACC strongly suggest that the adopter have prior experience with the challenges described and/or an understanding of the challenge and how to manage it safely in a home environment. In many cases, a trainer will be needed to manage and work on the behaviors safely in a home environment. PLEASE ADOPT. DON'T SHOP. FOSTERS ROCK TOO. :)

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Beautiful, Bones, and Cats: 57284-rs 6 mon old, 47lbs "KID FRIENDLY POOCH terrified at the shelter hoping herhero is on. time - Please help share her for a 2nd . Chance! 2oln A watiting for Dove **** TO BE KILLED - 3/21/2019 **** Who is the girl with the beautiful face, doe eyes, butterfly ears, and sideways heart marking above her right eye? Diamond is delightful to look at, though these days her big brown eyes are filled with sadness and loneliness. Just over a year old, she belonged to a home with a five year old child which she cherished. Super smart, adept in several commands, crate trained and described by her prior home as friendly and independent. Though she was not introduced to dogs until arriving at the care center, she was tolerant to both dogs. Losing her home wasn't hard enough, now the shelter is faulting her for being frightened. She crouches, her eyes are either forlorn or wide eyed with fear. She is voiceless and at the mercy of a dog lover who can offer her a chance. Clearly her prior home didn't believe in the promise of forever together, or whether she lives or dies. Diamond is a gem, perfectly healthy, very young, and very smart. She needs one chance, and she needs it now as the shelter as marked her for an impending death. Please message this page now if can foster or adopt her. DIAMOND@BROOKLYN ACC Hello, my name is Diamond My animal id is #57284 I am a female gray dog at the Brooklyn Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 1 years 6 months old, 47 lbs Came into shelter as owner surrender Mar. 17, 2019 Reason Stated: NO TIME for animal Diamond is rescue only Diamond was placed at risk due to behavioral concerns observed both at her previous home and in shelter. Diamond's previous owner reports fearful behavior in line with what has been observed in the care center. Diamond has escalated to growling at handlers upon approach as well lip raising; because she has tolerated only minimal handling at this time, we feel Diamond would be best set up to succeed with an experienced rescue partner. Force-free, reward based training only is advised when introducing or exposing Diamond to new and unfamiliar situations. Diamond is otherwise healthy. My medical notes are... Weight: 47.6 lbs Vet Notes 17/03/2019 DVM Intake Estimated age: 1 year Microchip noted on Intake? No Microchip Number (If Applicable): History: Owner surrender Subjective: BARH, no coughing/sneezing/vomiting/diarrhea Observed behavior: Hard barking, growling, hard stare. Muzzled for exam. Evidence of cruelty seen: No Evidence of trauma seen: No Objective: P: WNL R: WNL BCS: 5/9 OP: Muzzled for exam EENT: Ears mildly erythematous, cherry eye bilaterally with mild scleral injection, no discharge. Nares clear bilaterally, no discharge noted. PLN: Small/soft/symmetrical/nonpainful CV: No murmurs or arrhythmias, pulses strong and synchronous. RESP: Eupneic, no crackles/wheezes GI: Soft, nonpainful, no palpable masses. UG: female intact, developed mammary glands, no mammary gland tumors noted, no discharge INT: Good hair coat, no areas of alopecia or pruritus, no ectoparasites or masses noted. MS: Ambulatory x4, no pain on palpation of epaxials NEURO: Mentation appropriate, cranial nerves intact, no deficits noted. Assessment: -Cherry eye -Clinically healthy Prognosis: Good Plan: -Spay -Start trazodone 5 mg/kg PO q12h indefinitely Surgery: Okay for surgery Details on my behavior are... Behavior Condition: 4. Orange Behavior History Behavior Assessment Upon intake no handling was done by counselor. She was taken to medical by an animal care specialist. She was barking and jumping up in the intake room. Date of Intake: 3/17/2019 Spay/Neuter Status: Not Applicable Basic Information:: Diamond is approx. 1 1/2 years old. Owner surrendered Diamond to BACC due to not being able to care for the animal no more. Previously lived with:: 1 adult and 1 child How is this dog around strangers?: Diamond is very fearful around strangers. Do not really allow much handling. How is this dog around children?: Owner stated Diamond lived with a their 5 year old daughter and she was very relaxed and playful around them. How is this dog around other dogs?: Has not been around other dogs so it is unknown of the behavior. How is this dog around cats?: Has not been around cats , so it is unknown of the behavior. Resource guarding:: Owner stated Diamond do no resource guard her food or toys. Bite history:: None Housetrained:: Partially Energy level/descriptors:: high Has this dog ever had any medical issues?: Yes Medical Notes: Red eye For a New Family to Know: Owner stated Diamond is friendly, confident and independent. She like to play with chew bones. She like to play fetch, chase and tug. She is mostly indoors. She eats Pedigree 1 big bowl a day. She likes variety of dog treats. She is partially house trained because owner never had Diamond on a schedule. She has been crate trained and stayed in the crate up to 8 hours a day. She knows commands sit, come,stay and down. she barks an d growls when someone approaches the house. She barks when she is being hold and restrained. Date of intake:: 3/17/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Owner surrender Previously lived with:: 1 adult, 1 child (age 5) Behavior toward strangers:: Fearful Behavior toward children:: Relaxed, playful with resident child Behavior toward dogs:: Unknown Behavior toward cats:: Unknown Resource guarding:: None reported Bite history:: None reported Housetrained:: Partially Energy level/descriptors:: Friendly, confident, independent with a high energy level Date of assessment:: 3/18/2019 Summary:: Diamond has tolerated minimal handling in the care center. She remains tense and chooses to avoid handlers during one-one interactions; Diamond has been observed to escalate to growling and lip raising when startled or approached suddenly. Out of concern for her stress levels and handler safety, an assessment will not be attempted at this time. Summary:: According to Diamond's previous owner, she not been socialized with other dogs while in their care. 3/18: When off leash at the Care Center, Diamond is introduced to a novel male dog. She is fearful as she displays a tucked body posture/tail, pinned ears, and whale eyes. She does not approach the male and ignores him for the entire session. 3/19: Diamond was introduced to a novel male dog. She remains fearful, but explored the yard and briefly greeted the male as they passed each other. The male became fixated on her genitals so Diamond self-handicapped (she sat down) and then walked away when the male was interrupted by handlers. Date of intake:: 3/17/2019 Summary:: Barking, jumping in room Date of initial:: 3/17/2019 Summary:: Hard barking, hard staring, growl ENERGY LEVEL:: Diamond is reported to have a high energy level in her previous home environment. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children: Due to the high level of fear observed in the care center and Diamond's propensity to escalate, we feel an experienced adult only home would be most beneficial at this time. New Hope Only: Diamond's previous owner reports fearful behavior in line with what has been observed in the care center. Diamond has escalated to growling at handlers upon approach as well lip raising; because she has tolerated only minimal handling at this time, we feel Diamond would be best set up to succeed with an experienced rescue partner. Force-free, reward based training only is advised when introducing or exposing Diamond to new and unfamiliar situations. Potential challenges: : Fearful/potential for defensive aggression Potential challenges comments:: Diamond has been observed to growl at strangers, please see handout on Fearful/potential for defensive aggression. DIAMOND IS RESCUE ONLY…..TO SAVE THIS PUP YOU MUST FILL OUT APPLICATIONS WITH AT LEAST 3 NEW HOPE RESCUES. PLEASE HURRY!!! IF YOU CAN FOSTER OR ADOPT THIS PUP, PLEASE PM OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE. WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH LINKS TO APPLICATIONS WITH NEW HOPE RESCUES WHO ARE CURRENTLY PULLING FROM THE NYC ACC. PLEASE SHARE THIS DOG FOR A HOME TO SAVE HER LIFE.

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Anaconda, Apple, and Bones: Channeling the Easter Bunny with her adorable ear set, she's a super sweet, chunky, lowrider dreaming of a family of her own! DARLING DESTINE יי Id 55076 2 Yrs.. Spayed and Wating for Cuddles & Hugs, Manhattan ACC TO BE KILLED - 2/26/2019 She’s so full of life. DESTINE is an adorable chunky lowrider with the biggest, brightest smile at the Manhattan Center. She simply adores people, and with those ears!!! It’s like she is channeling the Easter Bunny. We adore her rotund little body, her happy go lucky spirit and her never ending charm. Affectionate, cuddly, and oh so sweet, this wonderful youngster is waiting to light up someone’s life for the rest of hers. Don’t wait, hurry and foster or adopt her now. She’s spayed and ready to go! PM our page or email us at [email protected] for assistance. A volunteer writes: "Is that my new family I see?" No, wait Destine; I usually do this differently. Like this: Destine is seal brown, apple-headed, full figured gal in search of a food plan, and a new life. We met at Manhattan's ACC on a bright winter afternoon. I am a complete sucker for apple headed dogs, so not too much batting her eyes at me was needed to sell me on taking her out. "Are you sure?" Yes, Destine. Let me tell everyone how we passed our time. "Okay..." We went out into the pen, and Destine made a preliminary search of the perimeter but is quite happy to sit right there, velcroed to your legs (um, too hefty for the bench), and happily, on a chilly day, be a foot warmer, using my size nines as a couch. Watching the birds, volunteers and staff was just fine for her. Destine appreciated the "go slow" hang out, to sit, and think, and be. "Because, I think I see someone!" That's the idea, love. DESTINE, ID# 55076, 2 yrs old, XX lbs Spayed Female Manhattan ACC, Medium Mixed Breed Cross, Black / White I came into the shelter as a owner surrender on 17-Feb-2019, with the surrender reason stated as person circumstance- landlord won't allow. Behavior History: Upon intake, Destine had a very tense body and would hide behind her owner. When I approached her with treats, she began to low growl and raise her lips at me. She was whale eyed whenever i got near and would not leave the owners side. Owner handled Destine into a kennel. No handling was done. Date of Intake: 2/17/2019 Spay/Neuter Status: Spayed Basic Information:: Destine is a 2 year old female spayed black and white medium mixed breed dog. Previous owner got Destine from a relative and has had her for 2 years. SHe surrendered destine to ACC because of landlord concerns. Previously lived with:: 1 adult How is this dog around strangers?: Around strangers, Destine will bark if a stranger comes near and may growl. Previous owner stated that she has not bitten anyone. How is this dog around children?: Destine has been around children of the ages of 2 to 16 years old. She is respectful and friendly. How is this dog around other dogs?: Destine has been around other dogs. She is playful and respectful How is this dog around cats?: Destine has not been around cats before. Her behaviour is unknown Resource guarding:: Destine does not resource guard food bowls toys or treats. She will bark if someone unfamiliar approaches the home. Bite history:: Destine has never bitten another animal or person before. Housetrained:: Partially Energy level/descriptors:: Very high, Friendly, affectionate, playful, excitable, anxious, independent and confident. Other Notes:: Destine has received a bath before and she enjoys it. She is okay with having her paws touched but will run away if her nails are being cut because of the sound the nail clipper makes. Has this dog ever had any medical issues?: No Medical Notes: Destine has not seen a vet recently and has no medical concerns or issues that were reported at intake. For a New Family to Know: Destine is a Very high energy, Friendly, affectionate, playful, excitable, anxious, independent and confident. PRevious owner's favorite thing about Destine is that she reminds her of herself in the way that she is confident. Destine enjoys playing with rubber toys, bones and tug ropes. She will destroy toys made of stuffing. She also loves blankets and will sleep in the room with her previous owners. Destine does not pull on the leash. She has not been crate trained. She enjoys eating pedigree dry food and wet food. Destine has been left off of a leash and will wander but come if called. She enjoys music and loves to watch TV with her owner. She does not like scary movies and enjoys animated shows. Destine likes to chase after cars or anything with wheels. She is also a very active dog and loves to exercise Behavior Assessment Date of intake:: 2/17/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: Yes Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Owner Surrender (In home for 2 years) Previously lived with:: An adult Behavior toward strangers:: Barks and growls Behavior toward children:: Respectful and friendly Behavior toward dogs:: Playful and respectful Resource guarding:: None reported Bite history:: None reported Housetrained:: Partially Energy level/descriptors:: Destine is described as Friendly, affectionate, playful, excitable, anxious, independent, and confident with a very high level of activity. Other Notes:: Destine is reported to chew on walls. Date of assessment:: 2/20/2019 Summary:: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: None Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Stays by assessor, appears fearful of surroundings Handling Soft handling: Seeks contact Exuberant handling: Seeks contact Comments: Climbs into assessor's lap Arousal Jog: Follows (loose) Arousal comments: None Knock: No response Knock Comments: None Toy: No response Toy comments: None Summary:: Destine's former owner has reported her to behave playfully as well as respectfully around other dogs. Slow introductions are recommended between Destine and respectful, gently playful dogs. 2/21: When introduced off leash to the male greeter dog, Destine is fearful and keeps away from approach. 2/22: Destine is soft and somewhat playful with other calm female dogs. 2/24: Destine greets politely, offers correction for mounting. Date of intake:: 2/17/2019 Summary:: Tense, growled and raised lip when approached Date of initial:: 2/18/2019 Summary:: Growled ENERGY LEVEL:: Destine is described as having a very high level of activity. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct her energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: Level 3 Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13) Recommendations comments:: Due to Destine's history of barking and growling at strangers, we recommend an adult only home. Potential challenges: : House soiling,Destructive behavior,Fearful/potential for defensive aggression Potential challenges comments:: Destine is reported to have accidents in the house. Please see handout on House Training. Destine is reported to have chewed on walls in her previous home. Please see handout on Destructive Behavior. Destine was reported to have barked and growled at strangers in her previous home. She also displayed this behavior upon intake. Please see handout on Fearful/potential for defensive aggression. My medical notes are... Weight: 60.2 lbs Vet Notes L V T Notes Medical Assistant 19/02/2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age:1-2 years Microchip noted on Intake?no Microchip Number (If Applicable): History : Brought in by police after owner complained of aggressive behavior in household; owner claims aggressive episodes in household and be shy and unpredictable with strangers Subjective: Nervous in cage Observed Behavior - growled when approaching the front of the cage; after door opened, dog moved to the back of the cage and trembled; dog had to be lassoed with the lead and removed with some physical coaxing; in the hallway tall man present and the dog would not move till man moved; during exam, muzzled and attention maintained with cheese treats. calm during the exam-- head scratched and easily lifted on back legs to check abd; she allowed for nail trim without growling or movement Evidence of Cruelty seen - no Evidence of Trauma seen - Objective BCS- 8/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: FS based on scar on the mid abd MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat; long nails CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Assessment overwght Prognosis: good Plan: wght reduction diet nail trim 21/02/2019 SO hematuria noted in kennel; frank blood present. A hematuria P on 2/22 sedate for 3 view abdominal rads and UA 22/02/2019 SO patient has had hematuria and frank blood in kennel for last 2 days. BAR in kennel; eating well. EN -- eyes and nose are clear. no discharge UG -- recessed vulva; dried blood along the ventral vagina and caudoventral abdomen A obesity hip dysplasia w/secondary osteoarthritis hematuria r/o radiolucent renal calculi, UTI, cystitis Plan sedate with 1ml butorphanol, 0.7ml dexdomitor IV 3 view abdominal rads UA, sent to IDEXX, hold sample for culture full antisedan reversal IM enrofloxacin 100mg/ml -- gave 2.8ml IM enrofloxacin 136mg tablet -- give 2 tablets PO q24h x 2 days, start 2/23 **Recommend weight loss of ~10-15 lbs. P should remain at ideal body condition to attempt to slow the progression of her joint disease and lessen the weight on her diseased hips. Ideal weight is approximately 45-50lbs** Radiographic Review There is good serosal detail within the abdomen. The spleen appears enlarged and extends more than halfway caudal through the abdomen, possibly secondary to sedation or positioning. there are no radioopaque abnormalities within the urinary bladder seen. On the VD view, there is no marker present. There is poor femoral head coverage bilaterally, estimated less than 20% on both sides. There is osteoprolific remodeling of the femoral head and acetabulum. dx- hip dysplasia with osteoarthritis 24/02/2019 UA results - cystocentesis Dark yellow, turbid. USG 1.030. pH 8.5, protein 2+, blood 3+, WBC 15-20/hpf, RBCs >100/hpf Rare rods > 9/hpf seen. ASSESSMENT: UTI PLAN: 1. Add-on urine culture requested 2. Enrofloxacin 544 mg PO SID x3 days *** TO FOSTER OR ADOPT *** HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! *PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! ** STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://ift.tt/2ynocEZ Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account \ Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU *CANNOT* GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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Best Friend, Children, and Click: Spock TD# 51467 Cute and Playful Boy Found underweight and all on his own. Friendly and joyfully playful in dogsy playgroup. Would love to go home @ Manhattan ACC. 12-18 ms old, 40.8 lbs TO BE KILLED 1/11/19 Spock is a young, sweet boy, playful like a puppy in doggy playgroup and in need of a home, that really cares. He has been found all on his own, underweight and would love to have new parents, that feed him properly and love him forever! Please share! A VOLUNTEER WRITES:Are you ready to beam up the silliest, friendliest, most playful pet at the Care Center? Then allow me to introduce myself, I am Spock and if you're a person (or dog) who loves rough'n'tumble play and tossing toys around then the only logical thing to do is take me home. I'm just as friendly as I look and twice as fun and my favorite things in the world (so far) are chewy toys and treats. Ask nicely and I'll even sit and wait for you to give them to me. We should take a toy on our walk as well, just in case a munchy mood strikes while we're outside--I wouldn't want to have to use the leash! Playgroup is my zoomie time and I play pretty hard so I'm hoping any four-legged members of my new family crew enjoys running and jumping as much as I do. Anyway, enough about me, let's talk about you and how much more fun your life would be with a little Spock in it. Everyone deserves a best friend and I could be yours! Welcome me home and we'll live long and prosper together, I promise. MY VIDEO: Playgroup Spock and Ginger <3 https://youtu.be/GTJ66OkQUZM Spock ID# 51467 Manhattan Animal Care Center Sex: Male Age: 12-18 mos old (at their page the shelter writes 4 yrs old, but we follow the shelter´s medical notes) Primary Color: White Secondary Color: Black Weight: 40.8 lbs. Intake Type: Stray Brought in by NYPD Medical Behavior: Blue Intake Date: 12-28-2018 SHELTER ASSESSMENT ~ EXPERIENCED No young children (under 5) BEHAVIOR NOTES Means of surrender (length of time in previous home): Stray SAFER SCORES: Date of assessment: 30-Dec-2018 Look: 1. Dog's eyes are averted, with tail wagging and ears back. Allows head to be held loosely in Assessor's cupped hands. Sensitivity: 1. Dog leans into the Assessor, eyes soft or squinty, soft and loose body, open mouth. Tag: 1. Dog assumes play position and joins the game. Or dog indicates play with huffing, soft 'popping' of the body, etc. Dog might jump on Assessor once play begins. Paw squeeze 1: 2. Dog quickly pulls back. Paw squeeze 2: 2. Dog quickly pull back. Flank squeeze 1: Item not conducted Flank squeeze 2: Item not conducted Toy: 1. Dog settles close, keeps a firm grip and is loose and wiggly. Dog does not place his/her body between you and the toy. Summary: Spock approached the assessor with a soft body. He was a bit mouthy during the assessment and grabbed the leash in his mouth several times while vocalizing. He allowed all handling. Summary: Spock may be most compatible with other exuberantly playful dogs. Summary (1): 12/29: When off leash with another dog, Spock engages in bouncy play. He will bark at the female greeter dog when she does not reciprocate his solicitations. Summary (2): 1/2: Spock is vocal at play. Summary (3): 1/5: Spock engages in bouncy, mouthy play with another male dog. Date of intake: 28-Dec-2018 Summary: Loose body, allowed handling. Grabbed leash and tugged while growling Date of initial: 28-Dec-2018 Summary: Growled ENERGY LEVEL: We have no history on Spock so we cannot be certain of his behavior in a home environment. However, he is a young, enthusiastic, social dog who will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION: EXPERIENCE (suitable for an adopter with some previous dog experience, especially with the behaviors outlined below) Recommendations: No young children (under 5) Recommendations comments: No young children: Due to the mouthing and high level of leash biting seen at the care center, we recommend a home without young children. Potential challenges: Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition Leash-biting Potential challenges comments: Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition: Spock has shown some mouthiness in the care center. Little pressure is applied, but this is a behavior that should be extinguished through training alternate behaviors and lack of reward (ex. walking away whenever Spock's teeth make contact with skin). Leash-biting: Spock is quick to grab the leash in his mouth. We recommend walking him with a toy to dissuade him from grabbing the leash. Positive reinforcement, force-free training is advised to teach him to focus on you rather than grabbing the leash. MEDICAL EXAM NOTES 5-Jan-2019 Progress Exam P has had a few bouts of diarrhea and was placed on fortiflora. None in stock at this time. changing to proviable capsule. 4-Jan-2019 Progress Exam Diarrhea reported for the second time. BAR Appears to be eating well. No vomiting or diarrhea noted in cage. A:Diarrhea reported second day P:Start fortiflora 1 packet in food SID x 7 days. Start metronidazole 250 mg PO BID x 7 days. If any recurrence of diarrhea or does not get better, recommend send fecal sample to lab to check for parasites and deworm. Good prognosis 28-Dec-2018 Spay-Neuter Waiver Documentation [Spay/Neuter Waiver - Medical Condition] Your newly adopted pet is underweight and the staff veterinarians are issuing a temporary waiver from the spay/neuter requirements of the City of NY. Follow up care at your regular veterinarian is recommended to ensure continued treatment. Your veterinarian will advise you if surgical sterilization is appropriate. 28-Dec-2018 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 12-18 months Microchip noted on Intake? Microchip Number (If Applicable): History : NYPD Subjective: BAR Hydr wnl Observed Behavior - Was ok, growling etc but question if frightened how would react>muzzled. Evidence of Cruelty seen - Underwgt Evidence of Trauma seen - Objective T = NE P = wnl R = wnl BCS 2/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: nsf pre muzzle PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: MI nsf MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat, significantly underwgt. CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Assessment: emaciated r/o nutritional, parasites other Prognosis: good Plan: TID feedings SURGERY: Temporary waiver due to udnerwgt * TO FOSTER OR ADOPT * HOW TO RESERVE A “TO BE KILLED” DOG ONLINE (only for those who can get to the shelter IN PERSON to complete the adoption process, and only for the dogs on the list NOT marked New Hope Rescue Only). Follow our Step by Step directions below! PLEASE NOTE – YOU MUST USE A PC OR TABLET – PHONE RESERVES WILL NOT WORK! * STEP 1: CLICK ON THIS RESERVE LINK: https://newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/List Step 2: Go to the red menu button on the top right corner, click register and fill in your info. Step 3: Go to your email and verify account \ Step 4: Go back to the website, click the menu button and view available dogs Step 5: Scroll to the animal you are interested and click reserve STEP 6 ( MOST IMPORTANT STEP ): GO TO THE MENU AGAIN AND VIEW YOUR CART. THE ANIMAL SHOULD NOW BE IN YOUR CART! Step 7: Fill in your credit card info and complete transaction HOW TO FOSTER OR ADOPT IF YOU CANNOT GET TO THE SHELTER IN PERSON, OR IF THE DOG IS NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY! You must live within 3 – 4 hours of NY, NJ, PA, CT, RI, DE, MD, MA, NH, VT, ME or Norther VA. Please PM our page for assistance. You will need to fill out applications with a New Hope Rescue Partner to foster or adopt a dog on the To Be Killed list, including those labelled Rescue Only. Hurry please, time is short, and the Rescues need time to process the applications.

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Animals, Cats, and Children: aManhattan waiting for Love! 28111 1 year 8 months old, 53 lbs Young, handsome, friendly, playful, active, kid friendly, housetrained, will need basic training NEUTERED RockySi ply aMazing e- s TO BE KILLED 1/29/2019 HANDSOME ALERT!!! Rocky is a sleek and shiny youngster who is all heart. The type of fella that likes to carry his stuffed bear around with excitement. He doesn't miss a trick, and manages to make a connection with everyone crossing his path. Exuberance is his first, middle and last name. It's remarkable to witness a soul who only understands joy. He seeks attention, affection and has enough spirit to fill an arena. For some, this may be too much, but for the true dog lover, who understands the innocence and desire to interact, this fella is gold. Rocky has interacted with dogs at the shelter, and has responded to interruption. He is always soft bodied, wiggly and excited. These qualities make him a prime candidate for guidance and training, which sadly he never received. He is approaching the prime of his life, has all the right ingredients and manages to be a positive bright light in a lonely, dismal shelter. We are so hoping someone will see his magnificence in time. Most tragic is the likelihood of being destroyed at first opportunity without a reprieve. If you are interested in saving this young heart, please message this page. ROCKY@MANHATTAN ACC Hello, my name is Rocky My animal id is #28111 I am a desexed male black dog at the Manhattan Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 1 years 8 months old, 53 lbs Came into shelter as agency Jan. 12, 2019 Reason Stated: NO TIME FOR ANIMAL This pet is for new hope partners only. Rocky is at risk, new hope only, for behavioral reasons. Rocky has shown to exhibit high levels of arousal at the care center and would benefit from reward based training. Additionally, Rocky has shown to react towards other dogs and would benefit from behavior modification in a low stress environment. Medically, Rocky appears to be healthy. My medical notes are... Weight: 53 lbs Vet Notes Post Surgery Note L V T Notes 15/05/2018 [DVM Intake] DVM Intake Exam Estimated age:1y Microchip noted on Intake?n Microchip Number (If Applicable): History :o surrender Subjective: Observed Behavior -playful, jumpy Evidence of Cruelty seen -n Evidence of Trauma seen -n Objective T = P =80 R =pant BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam:clean teeth PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: 2 testes MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Assessment: healthy Prognosis:excellent Plan:neuter SURGERY:Okay for surgery 17/05/2018 pre neuter exam Estimated age: 1 yr Observed Behavior -hyperactive, pulls on leash Evidence of Cruelty seen - none Evidence of Trauma seen -none Objective BARH P = WNL R = WNL BCS 5/9 ENT: Eyes mild ocular discharge, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: adult dentition, clean PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: scrotal testes MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: not performed Assessmenthealthy Prognosis:excellent Plan:neuter SURGERY:Okay for surgery 28/05/2018 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 1 year Microchip noted on Intake? yes Microchip Number (If Applicable):985113001861806 History : adopted and returned by owner 5/27 for not being too energetic for older dog in house Subjective: Observed Behavior -coughing. Very active and BAR, approaches people and seeks attention Evidence of Cruelty seen - none Evidence of Trauma seen - none Objective T = P = 75 R = eup BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, mild nasal discharge, no ocular discharge. mild tracheal sensitivity Oral Exam: clean teeth no tartar or gingivitis. all adult teeth PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, dry cough with slightly increased respiratory sounds ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: neutered male MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: clean on external exam Assessment: CIRDC Prognosis: good Plan: took sample for respiratory PCR take to Isolation start doxycycline 150mg PO BID x 14 days recheck in 5 days and 14 days 13/01/2019 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 1y Microchip noted on Intake? yes Microchip Number (If Applicable): 985113001861806 History : owner surrender, DOH Subjective: BARH, normal appetite, no elimination concerns Observed Behavior - allowed all handling, was muzzled due to DOH risk Evidence of Cruelty seen - no Evidence of Trauma seen - no Objective P = wnl R = wnl BCS 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, ears clean, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: unremarkable PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: male neutered, no leakage or discharge MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: visually normal Assessment healthy Prognosis: excellent Plan: continue to monitor for any signs of rabies 1619 Details on my behavior are... Behavior Condition: 1. Green Behavior History Behavior Assessment Basic Information:: Officers reported that the dog, Rocky, was calm around humans but easily aroused around animals. Reportedly bit a person while that person was attempting to lift their small dog to safety. When walking into the care center he was friendly and allowed leashing but became nervous when hearing other animals and then began thrashing and shaking on the catch pole. Placed directly into a kennel. Date of intake:: 1/12/2019 Spay/Neuter status:: No Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Owner surrender (since puppy-hood) Previously lived with:: Adults Behavior toward strangers:: Friendly and outgoing Behavior toward children:: Relaxed and affectionate Behavior toward dogs:: Unknown Behavior toward cats:: Unknown Resource guarding:: None reported Bite history:: Yes, Rocky was adopted and then brought into the care center as a stray. There was an incident where he reportedly went after a small dog, and when the owner picked up the small dog to get him out of the way, Rocky bit the owner. The severity of the bite was not mentioned. Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: The owner describes friendly, affectionate and playful with a high activity level in the home. Other Notes:: 5/27/2018, Return, 2nd stay in the care center Previously lived with: 2 adults, 1 small dog Behavior towards strangers: Friendly, outgoing Behavior towards children: Relaxed, affectionate, exuberant Behavior towards dogs: Friendly, playful, exuberant Behavior towards cats: Unknown Resource guarding: None reported Bite history: None reported Housetrained: Yes Energy level/descriptors: Friendly, affectionate, and playful with a high energy level Date of assessment:: 1/24/2019 Look:: 1. Dog leans forward or jumps up to lick the Assessor's face with tail wagging, ears back and eyes averted. Sensitivity:: 1. Dog leans into the Assessor, eyes soft or squinty, soft and loose body, open mouth. Tag:: 1. Dog follows at the end of the leash, body soft. Paw squeeze 1:: 1. Dog does not respond at all for three seconds. Eyes are averted and ears are relaxed or back. Paw squeeze 2:: 1. Dog does not respond at all for three seconds. Eyes are averted and ears are relaxed or back. Toy:: 1. Dog settles close, keeps a firm grip and is loose and wiggly. Dog does not place his/her body between you and the toy. Summary:: 1/24/2019 Leash Walking Strength and pulling: Hard Reactivity to humans: Reactivity to dogs: OLR Leash walking comments: Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Handling Soft handling: Seeks contact Exuberant handling: Seeks contact Handling comments: Arousal Jog: Engages, and escalates with mouth Arousal comments: Knock: Approaches loosely Knock Comments: Toy: Grips, plays, relinquishes Toy comments: Summary (1):: According to Rocky's previous owner Rocky did not socialize with other dogs while in their care. 5/16: When off leash at the Care Centers, Rocky greets a female helper dog and becomes slightly sexually motivated- chattering and exploring her genital region. The two dogs begin to flirt- bouncing and paw slapping each other in a playful manner. He responds immediately to handler interruptions after he jumps onto her back. 5/17: While in a group of playful male and female dogs, Rocky participates in rough play. He uses his teeth, body, and paws to solicit play and tolerates the another dog with a similar play style. 5/28: Rocky continues to be a rough player, using his teeth and body while engage in bouts with a similarly styled player. Date of intake:: 5/27/2018 Summary:: Friendly, allowed all handling Date of initial:: 5/15/2018 Summary:: Playful and jumpy, allowed all handling. ENERGY LEVEL:: Rocky displays a high activity level in the care center, which matches what his previous owner noted. He will need daily mental and physical activity to keep him engaged and exercised. We recommend long-lasting chews, food puzzles, and hide-and-seek games, in additional to physical exercise, to positively direct his energy and enthusiasm. We recommend feeding with puzzle feeders and food-dispensing toys. And we recommend only force-free, reward-based training techniques for Rocky. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: New Hope Only Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: Due to all noted concerns displayed in a home environment, the behavior department recommends Rocky be placed with a New Hope placement partner who is able to provide an experienced adult-only foster home. A period of decompression is recommended to allow Rocky to acclimate comfortably to her new environment; force-free, reward based training only is advised when introducing Rocky to new and unfamiliar situations. Consultation with a professional trainer/behaviorist is highly recommended for guidance to safely manage/modify any behavior Rocky presents with outside of the care centers. Potential challenges: : Social hyperarousal,Mouthiness/poor bite inhibition,On-leash reactivity/barrier frustration,Bite history (human) Potential challenges comments:: Rocky quickly becomes over aroused in the presence of people, jumping up and mouthing. Positive reinforcement, force-free training should be used to teach Rocky to remain calm when people and other exciting things are around. In Rocky's mouthing, little pressure is applied, but this is a behavior that should be extinguished through training alternate behaviors and lack of reward (ex. walking away whenever Rocky's teeth make contact with skin). Please see the handouts on social arousal and mouthiness to help handle this behavior. At the care center, Rocky has been observed to react to other dogs on leash, lunging towards them, barking and growling. Rocky may need positive reinforcement, reward based training to teach him to look at you rather than other dogs. Please see the handout about on-leash reactivity to help manage this behavior. In Rocky's previous home, he reportedly went after a small dog, and when the owner picked up the small dog to get him out of the way, Rocky bit the owner. the severity of the bite was not mentioned. Please see the handout on bite prevention to help handle this behavior. ROCKY IS RESCUE ONLY…..TO SAVE THIS PUP YOU MUST FILL OUT APPLICATIONS WITH AT LEAST 3 NEW HOPE RESCUES. PLEASE HURRY!!! IF YOU CAN FOSTER OR ADOPT THIS PUP, PLEASE PM OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE. WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH LINKS TO APPLICATIONS WITH NEW HOPE RESCUES WHO ARE CURRENTLY PULLING FROM THE NYC ACC. PLEASE SHARE THIS DOG FOR A HOME TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

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