#i do not like pecans

[commsroom]

you know eiffel is texan because he has zero discomfort handling firearms even though he is the most scared man in the world

#wolf 359 #w359 #doug eiffel #on the other hand he loses points for the way he pronounces pecan. but that's on zach. #half joking. but i do think he considers himself texan #his whole life was there. the only parts of his backstory that are actually in the show. #whenever i call him texan i feel like i have to cover my bases and be like YES i KNOW he was born in boston. but he's not from there. #you guys need to stop cowboyifying kepler when eiffel is there #kepler doesn't even have ties to a yeehaw state he's just from chicago #and anyway eiffel is just like obnoxiously american. it's funny to me.

[theloveinc]

sukuna being ancient is also him readdy to kill everybody then himself when he sees you going out with something that by FAR does NOT cover your ankles. like full on short skims dress and he’s just flabberghasted

asdjkjlfajlksdflasdjkfas man genuinely thinks unless the clothing is three layers stacked and tied with an obi you're essentially walking around in your undergarments......... and there's no way. youre some kind of "scandalous whore," right???

and don't even bother trying to explain shit like mixed fabrics to him. he hisses seeing you come home just in shorts and flips flops... the concept of polyester would kill him AGAIN on top of all that.

this man acts like he's such hot shit meanwhile u might as well start buying him butter pecan ice cream while you're out, too

#sukuna #just bc i was texting my mom about my grandma's butter pecan obsession... #anyway i was literally just starting on a paragraph about him being confused about modern clothing LMFAOOO #specially business casual wear bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN WOMEN HAVE TO WORK???? #this is not his japan !!!!!!!!! #LMFAO HE'S SO FUNNY he's such a loser honestly like sir #someone get him a playboy magazine and a cigarette and some good linen sheets it will fix him i promise #love u anon mwah #caitie things #anon

[itskennyphresh]

I’m gonna try and bake some carrot cake cookies. I’ll make the dough today and bake them tomorrow. I hope this recipe works. 🤞🏾

#me #baking #gonna add some pecans and maybe some cream cheese chips I found at ShopRite #do you guys like carrot cake? #I do but I don’t like cream cheese frosting

[tohrinha]

What do pecans taste like

#i want to bake my way through yesteryear but like half the recipes call for pecans #and it seems a little silly to just leave them all out #but how do i sub something i don't understand #(advice on walnuts also welcome) #(all other nuts are on the table)

[wizardnuke]

just really funny to be 1) borderline severely underweight because of ongoing stomach issues and 2) watch a list of safe foods drastically shorten. getting more tests to see if it's gonna shorten even further. it IS really good to have answers! it's a huge step towards not having stomachaches and once i pinpoint everything that fucks me up i can start not being in pain and gaining weight but like MAN it has to be all my favorite foods and it has to be a syndrome that has a chance of getting much worse over time depending on if i get another tick bite. which i will. and it can skip directly from stomachaches to anaphylaxis

#vent #AAAAAH #i used to just be allergic to walnuts man. idk if i've mentioned on here thee fear i have of my food allergies worsening but. here we go #really scared of food allergies like u have to be sooo careful i already don't eat nuts aside from pecans bc contact contamination #i need a full ags panel and also a general food allergy panel and a lactose intolerance test i need to know. and that's all #on top of the likely ibs #food. i am so fucking underweight please. #SOOO upsetting dude. ags can and probably will worsen bc i know i won't be able to avoid tick bites #NUTS ASIDE FROM. PISTACHIOS. #u get me. #deeply frustrating deeply upsetting to have so many food intolerances like what am i supposed to fucking do lol. im poor i can't afford this

[icewindandboringhorror]

Various images from the past year or so... posting my evil little photo diary collections once again..

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that -- #1. one of the billions of pastel sky photos I take and post constnaly because I'm obsessed with the sky lol 2. I got #a gardening mama (like cooking mama) game from a friend a few years ago and don't really play it that much since it's not #as interesting to me in some ways but.. I do like the graphics a lot. It'd be cool if in real life when you did something correclty a bunch #of little rainbows and sparkles appeared in front of you lol. 3. Everyone makes fun of me but this is how I like to have sandwiches #.. basically a salad in between two pieces of bread. barely any meat and cheese but then like 2 inches of lettuce and tomatoes and stuff.. #half an entire head of iceberg lettuce on one sandwich... the Cronch... 4. Weird little light colored spider doing a split on the netting #of this strawberry garden. 5. ice creambe... 6. tiny tiny babey strawberry son.. 7. Went to someone's house and they #had this weird channel (I guess for halloween?) where it was like 8 different channels playing at once and you could watch them all #simultaneously (I don't think this is the intended purpose of it I think it's more just to show what's currently airing) #but it's kind of surreal and interesting.. with how on tiktoc and stuff they have those weird sensory overhwleming #videos where its' like 3 videos playing at once with unrelated audio. I wonder if one day people will just watch 8 screens #of tv at once like this after everyone offically has only a 2 second attention span lol. To me its kind of hard to pay attention #to but is an interesting excercise I guess. Like it was a cool challenge to try to watch it all at the same time #8. THE temperature indoors at NIGHT during the late summer........... AUGH..... #9. a pleasant little breakfast of scrambled eggs with green onion. baked salmon. sauteed corn. and a few almonds pecans and pineapple #leftover from making smoothies with it the day before. I eat basically the same rotation of things for every single meal every single #day (like literally I have had the same exact breakfast for about 2 years with zero variation except for special occasion) so whenever I do #actually have the energy to make something different or I have some interesting food for some special occasion reason. I feel more #inclined to document it lol.. like.. oooooo...eggs.. Which are normal to some people. but to me it's like.. wow... revolutionary.. so #different from my usual Scheduled Bland Stomach Problems Safety Gruel lol. #photo diary #spiders tw

[eldenringle]

I wanna see a cooking competition show where all the judges have different dietary restrictions and professional chefs have to make a meal that all of them can eat.

I wanna see someone with allergies look a chef dead in the eye and tell them they're disqualified cause they didn't check that the pecans were manufactured somewhere with no peanut cross contamination.

#this post brought to you by my continued struggle to find pecans that arent manufactured on the same equipment as peanuts #and the tv at my top surgeon's office that was playing food network #kosher and halal keepers please chime in with stupid shit chefs would do that'd make you push their dish off the table like a cat #its like reverse chopped #instead of things they MUST include there's just tons of shit they cant use #if theres multiple rounds the chefs have to clean their own stations and keep track of their cookware #for cross contamination and religious restriction reasons #could also function as a fun recipe show for folks with restricted diets #i need new recipes so bad the MCAS has taken so much from me

[theygender]

Jod help me I'm about to try something I'm allergic to to test if I'm allergic again

#its coconuts #ive decided to try mud wtr and i ordered their starter kit which comes with their creamer and sweetener #the creamer is made with coconut milk and the sweetener is made with coconut sugar #ive hated coconut since i was a kid bc it gives me a sort of cold burning sensation in my sinuses #and then i found out its not supposed to do that #the one time i actually ate a significant amount of coconut as a kid (instead of tasting it and instantly spitting it out) #was when there was a bottomless coconut shrimp basket deal going on at like red lobster or smth #and i love shrimp and couldnt really taste the coconut so i ate a shit ton #and then my throat and mouth got all itchy like my brothers whos allergic to tree nuts does when he eats pecans or walnuts #that was the last time i knowingly ate coconut #then like last year i started going to this boba tea place and getting jasmine tea with jelly boba a lot #and it made my throat itch too. but i had never really had jasmine tea before so i was like #'oh maybe its just bc the flower flavor is really strong? like kinda perfumey? im sure this is normal' #and it tasted good so i kept drinking it #a few months later i decided to google what jelly boba are made of bc i got curious #and i found out theyre made of coconut water 😭 #so i switched to popping boba and stopped getting itchy #...and then a few months later i was like 'well maybe i just imagined it' and tried it again bc those jellies were GOOD #...and they did in fact still make my throat itchy. and then i realized i had just paid $7 for Potion of Mouth Hurty #........ANYWAYS im gonna try this coconut creamer and sugar when it comes in to see if it makes my throat itchy #anyone wanna put any money down on the result 😂 #rambling #tbh this is probably better than my other plan which was tor try goji berries to see if im allergic to them #bc apparently goji berry can have cross-reactions with some of my other allergies #at least if the coconut stuff causes a reaction i know what that will be and the answer is throat itchy which is basically just annoying #i have no idea what the reaction to goji berry (if any) might be bc ive never had it before #plus if the creamer/sugar DOES make my throat itch i can just... stop using it and continue to drink the mud wtr without it #what would i do with an entire bottle of goji berry vitamins if i tried one and it gave me a reaction??

[chimielie]

lia!! am just dropping by to deliver some cookies and milk (non-dairy, if you prefer!!) 🍪🥛 for the weekend !! and i am curious !! what is your love language (both/either giving/receiving) ?? and would you and your fave get along when it comes to it 🥺

omg thank you!!! i will bake u a pie this weekend in thanks <3 my love language is 100% physical touch when receiving (when i feel Bad i make my bf lie on top of me like a giant weighted blanket) and when it comes to giving it’s probably words of affirmation (i write love letters a LOT)

and yes i definitely think so!! i think irl iwaizumi would be a little harder to win over than suna because i would need to be in exactly the right situation to get to know each other but i would do it 💪 i think if i met suna irl we would immediately hit it off so well it would be really scary to both of us and then we would refuse to talk to each other for months

thank you for asking u are so sweet 🥺 what about you!! i promise i will think of some original questions to send in sometime and not just hitting back with the same HHAHAH

#fun fact i’ve eaten two mini pecan pies this week #i love pecan pie. i ate a fullsize one by myself last week without any utensils in my friends car #ask n answer #sel! #my favorite kind of milk is oat. well it’s dairy generally but i dont feel passionate about dairy like i do about oat

[jennortegas]

YOUR BLOG TITLE LMAO

LMAOOOO I just really love all of the cast videos and idk something about that specific iñaki quote spoke to me so I had to

#i do actually like pecan pie though #summercohenroberts #asks

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

… Americans eat savory pies too, chicken pot pie is incredibly popular etc, I just made the poll about dessert pies because that’s a category of pies

#the amount of you’re an American so you’ve never heard of meat pies #like bestie I didn’t even have room for pecan on there much less savory pies #I’m reminding myself that internet strangers do not know me personally and do not know my lifelong love for all types of pie

[woundedheartwithin]

There’s an influx of city folk out here in the fuckin boonies where I live, and occasionally one of them will think it’s funny to rev their engines to try and scare my goats and/or horses. And just based on principle, I frown on that type of behavior and don’t appreciate it, because hey you’re harassing my animals, but I do concede that it is funny to see them run, because my goats have floppy ears and they fly around everywhere. The funniest part of all of this, tho, is that they’re inevitably disappointed because my goats and horses do not give a single shit about the cars/motorcycles/what have you or their silly little engines, so they just flat ignore them and keep grazing and I sit here on the porch laughing as they just putter off real slow in defeat

They do end up making my dogs start howling but I guess that’s just not as entertaining

#she speaks #like my horses are teenagers and none of my goats are under two years old #they’ve heard engines before #they’re not scared of fireworks or gunfire either #we’re out in the country they have heard it 😂😂 #when it gets really annoying and actually malicious is when they do this on purpose when I’m riding #my mare is really green and my round pen is at the top of the pasture under a pecan tree #and shit changes when you’ve got a horse undersaddle sometimes #she’s not experience in having a whole ass person on her back #and so everything’s new for this 800 pound prey animal #yeah she’s heard an engine many many times before but not with a person on her back! #that’s a lot of sensory input #she’s not skittish or spooky so she just kinda shies from the noise and stares at it #but like if she were a more reactive horse I could get hurt #my gelding on the other hand #he has been there done that and he doesn’t give a flying fuck about it #solid as a rock and about as bombproof as you can get #his deal is he likes to test you and he’s rather spirited #but he ain’t afraid of shit #he’s the kinda horse you put the reins down on the trail and let him choose the path because you know he’ll take care of you #unless it’s rained and there’s puddles #then you’re going in the branches sorry 😂😂😂 #he’s delicate and dainty and he doesn’t wanna get his pretty white socks dirty #paint horses amirite 😂

[oh-meow-swirls]

the quest navigation in 3 is so hilarious to me. no, game, i will not go to timers & more to go to yopple inc, i literally have the pocket mirapo-

#puppy rambles #yo-kai watch #yw3 #why walk when you can pocket mirapo #also funny when i am. literally right next to a mirapo #the quest navigation only seems to recognize mirapos existing when you're playing as hailey n it's the only way to leave a location #might be the same if you're playing as nate n teleport there? idk if the raft shows up if you teleport- #granted that can only happen in like three areas i think #(grumbler's grotto hazeltine mansion n pecan port/dukesville) #idk what the game does when you're in new yo-kai city as hailey before the post-game since hidabat won't drive you #i did that in my playthrough but i don't remember what the navigation was trying to get me to do-

[piggiebelles]

I feel bad making everyone pick between my piggies but... I do love all 6 of them equally... Each one gets cuddled daily and kisses 💖💋🥹🥰 (except Trixie cause she lives with my mom and brother but my brother does the daily kisses so yes she's kissed. When I visit I kiss her too and she kisses back)

#the most evilest poll ever made #no I really do love all of them. their little personalities melt my cold heart #like when sundae gives you a sassy look #or when pecan smiles like a himbo frat boy #or risotto acts like a shy british lad #or when lilly acts like a small guinea pig JLo #or when mint licks me even tho she used to be a biter not a lover #cavy #cavyblr #guinea pig #cavylove #guinea pigs #piggiebelles #or Trixie walking around during my baths and letting me pet her

[flavia-draws]

WHAT'S WITH YOU FUCKERS I HAVE NEVER LIVED IN CALIFORNIA /LH

#do i really sound that much like a valley girl #i do not usually #i thought the way i pronounce pecan would confuse the quiz but it confused it the wrong way #howe do they even say pecan in california #and also half those questions weren't even about accents they were about names for things #which i guess falls under ''how you speak'' but it's not SPECIFIC to speaking #flavia writes #flavia the language nerd is language nerding

[weaselishmcdiesel]

Anon that was asking for the help in planning!

Yeah, I was kinda stuck on it cuz I have an attachment to Pietro… but he is kind of the best pick to like let go of ;; Same with Ankha cuz I got her when I was starting the game and she sure does clash with my theme nowadays 😔

Any suggestions for a better Snooty to replace her with? If it helps, my island is like mushroom/woods themed

Howdy again!!^^ o/

Oh please don't let my aesthetic opinion dictate your decision! i have plenty of villagers id never give up just because of attachment, in the end do whatever you want ^^ i especially dont want to get rid of villagers i had since the beginning!

Mmmm... snooty... i have freya and i really like her but i dont think she fits the theme... im thinking any squirrels/hamsters/mice/deer? or natural colored characters work? mmm i can see pecan, blaire, kitty, vivian, diana?

my suggestions are heavily based on which characters i just like XD but yeah! any sorta forest-dwelling animals would maybe work objectively ^^

#i honestly have no clue but i hope i helped at least a little? good luck on hunting :) or nookazonning whoever you want! #i think ummm i would go with pecan but thats just because i do really like her XD #maybe youd like judy! i feel like shes a common popular one i got the sense you liked the more popular ones? #plus shes a hamster ^^ #weasel speaks #asks! #weasel games #ac