#i got my shit together.... somewhere

[thelaurenshippen]

a remake of "you've got mail" called "you've got kudos" about two fic writers who make flirty comments on each other's fics, only to realize that they already know each other because they used to be on opposite sides of a fandom war when they were teenagers under different usernames

#this is essentially the plot of tweet cute #and probably the exact plot of a real book somewhere #which is why I'm posting it instead of putting it in my little ideas folder #so that someone can direct me toward the version of it that almost certainly already exists #so that I can consume it #the original rivalry is on ff.net #and it gets UGLY #but like...not so ugly you don't root for them to get together #and then they grow and realize fighting over ships is a worthless past time #and become cheerleaders for each other's work #only to eventually put two and two togehter #but also #like....fUn fan wars #not cyberbullying fan wars #it would be a careful balance #anyway I saw the phrase you've got kudos on here and thought about youve got mail #so here I am cringeposting book ideas like its 2013 or some shit

[elytrafemme]

i think i played sims 4 with my sister for six hours straight today?

#vixella + james turner's sale promo post convinced me #$33 dollars down the drain BUT it was for the two packs i'd most likely use anyway #we made ace attorney characters partly to captivate my sister's attention and also because it's funny as fuck #though i do have OCs in mind... yes it's 1:30 AM but i might just like... #write some more OCs. and watch more vixella :) i love her content sm #i also kind of wanted to figure out what sims traits my irl friends would have because i think it's funny #but i can't tell if that's the sort of thing i need to debrief them about #or to like never mention because who the fuck cares #ultimately i truly do not think any of them would give a shit but you know #(btw we got romantic garden stuff (free); city living ($16); and seasons ($16) + base game (free)) #both city living & seasons would ordinarily be $30-40 so... #we also want to circle back to grab cats & dogs (~$30-40; $16 on this sale but it's only 24 hr) #but i thought that city living was more strategic at the moment #+ i would in the long run LOVE to have growing together or parenthood... and parenthood runs cheaper in general... #but i already have spent a lot of money this semester :/ #mostly because Ooh Purchase Euphoria! and also because my college is located somewhere which. sigh. #has FAR higher prices than where i currently live #in a way that is truly horrifying but i do in fact go to college and need to get groceries somehow #so it's more of a desensitization thing because that does still need to occur #so like $33 dollars is very reasonable is my point

[nnato]

#guess Nissan got their shit together to at least make something #but love the pic of Sacha and Norman they chose!! #I Hope he gets a seat somewhere else in the paddock #my fruity little frenchie #norman nato #fe

[magdaclaire]

re: the american education system showing high school children their "dead" peers in an effort to lessen teenage drunk driving after prom,

the suing part is one hundred percent true but several parents (including my mom <3) threatened to personally beat the ass of the principal at the time

#i'm small town they all grew up together #when my brother graduated i had just finished seventh grade #and my mom walked up to my brother's now former principal and was like alright henry you have a year #you have a year where you have none of my children in your school. i recommend getting your shit together in the mean time #and the high school had a different principal when i hit ninth grade #mer rambles #the new principal was lisa and we already had beef though thankfully my mother and grandmother were not involved #i got dress coded a lot bc wearing a belt was part of the dress code and i did not own one and had no interesting in procuring one #because i'm autistic and belts fucking suck #but every time i got dress coded teachers would send me directly to the principal bc i had an attitude problem you know how it is #and i'd walk in and lisa would be like “belt again?” and i'd be like “yeah :) how are my grades doing :)” #bc the first time i got sent directly to her i told her to pull up my grades and tell me that a belt mattered to my education #and she would just tell me to go back to class beltless #i was in... sixth or seventh grade at the time? #then lisa moved to the high school my first two years and then became superintendent #during the senior pep rally i was leaving the rally to go to my favorite teacher's classroom bc it was loud #and lisa and one of the other school board members were in the hall bc it was an Event #and they're like Where Are You Going Get Back In There and i was like well lisa i still have anxiety attacks so i'm gonna go be somewhere #else. is that alright with you? and she just waved me off :) <3 #i'm a nuisance to any and all authority figures

[arowrath]

i neeeeed to figure out a good way to sort all my damn Files. fuck my stupid baka life

#text #the main things i want to sort my writing by are a) date and b) type of writing #like is it fic is it a poem is it an outline is it original fiction etc etc #rn ive got stuff in folders by year #and most poems have the word 'poem' in the file title somewhere ubt nothing else is rlly labelled #and i kind of want to group all the fic together #but also idk #it would take fucking AGES #also at some point i want to see if i have any finished unposted fics or not #and post anything i have #but i was really bad at titling shit #so id have to manually go thru every. single. file. #fuck my stupid baka life

[sprinklethetangerine]

So I'm halfway through the second Monster High movie, and I've stopped watching. Not because it's bad, and don't get me wrong, it is bad, but because I just... can't let my sisters miss out on such... greatness, truly uhm... profound and... wonderful stuff. (They have to suffer with me)

#this is just my opinion obviously and i know someone somewhere probably loves this movie #but i dont so its time to start hating on it lmao #honestly this movie is... funny. not in a good way. #like the first movie was just... plain bad but this... this is so fucking terrible that its funny #i spent like half the time trying my best not to laugh i had to pause it like 10 times just to try and compose myself #if you havent watched the movie yet youre probably thinking “it cant be THAT bad” it is. #im not exaggerating #im serious. #i wanted to give this movie a chance okay... like maybe they got their shit together suddenly #i mean the show isnt bad so maybe the movie will- nope #nuh uh. #its sucks

[david-watts]

I've wasted four years of my life man.

#I know that it's not my fault. that my plans were scuttled by covid. but there's something so painful that my biggest achievement #this entire time is that I have my own room. #and I don't even have all the proper furniture in it either! #I don't have access to any place to put my clothes because either the drawers are inaccessible #and the only person who can move the stuff so it is accessible has since decided that watching ncis is a better pasttime #like man I get it the adhd inability to start things runs strong in this family but when you get upset at me for not doing anything. #just fucking entirely stopped communicating and the avoidant behaviour too #and I can't access my wardrobe properly because I need the space to move furniture about and I don't have that because all my stuff's #in boxes still and I can't put that somewhere else until I have my drawers #this is the last year I can get my shit together before I seriously will just. vanish into dust #and we're only nine days in and i want to off myself #things were better in 2018 and 2019 when I was waiting and imagining what freedom would be like #instead I got chained back because 'oh we love you!' no you don't. well maybe some of you do #but I'm a convenient inconvenience.

[thinkingnot]

i should do the fake it til you made it method more like

#ive been reading my old messages to a friend and like #i get why they told me i was annoying now damn i spammed so many messages im charles boyle holy shit #but also like #i didnt backtrack as much and went off whenever about whatever i liked and that looks freeing as hell #i thought ive been the silent and then 99+ messages person recently but no its been since i hd my first phone #but now even when im silent and back its because ive got a reminder somewhere whilst before it was just oh i want to hangout so ill be 100% #the whole time were together and then ill crawl back into my hole until next spring #now i muster up 40-60% and sprint to hangout but like after half of the time im tired and already mentally checked out #get that confidence back you!! -> to hoodie #screw being scared and terrified all the time no youre gonna be sure to explode #personal #ranbles #hoodie’s rambles #vent #?

[yuribalisms]

I hope rats chew away at the electrical wires in all the management’s houses and cause electrical fires and they all explode

#first we have homophobe Mctransphobe who has been walking around threatening to write up anyone out/visibly queer for random shit that no #one else gets written up for #not to mention we are severely understaffed and are getting in WAY more product in then we are supposed to so we can’t keep up #and we have no SPACE for new product because a couple weeks ago the management made us put out???? all our backstock???? #(and we TOLD them that would result in us not having space for new products when we got them but they didn’t FUCKING listen) #and when we told them we needed more space they said they would give us more space and then :)))))) #they FUCKING TOOK AWAY SPACE INSTEAD #and tonight FUCKING TONIGHT #we finally had enough staff to MAYBE start getting caught up #(at least to get to the point where there were not random carts and pallets filled with product all over the place) #and management came up to us and told us we ‘were working too close together and needed to separate’ #and when we attempted to explain we were working on putting out product that management demanded we put up #they said that didn’t matter we couldn’t work that close to each other because we would ‘waste time talking’ #except because of that half our staff is WASTING WHOLE HOURS OF A SHIFT ON SHIT THAT DOESNT NEED DONE BECAUSE THEY GOT MOVED SOMEWHERE ELSE #and I KNOW tomorrow when I come in they’re gonna yell at me for leaving product out in carts and on pallets 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 #I hope you die I hope you explode I hope you never know happiness #I hope you stupid fucking homophobic transphobic racist ASSHOLES with CONTROL ISSUES and IQS IN THE NEGATIVES goddamn DIE #I cannot EXPRESS how much I FUCKING hate the management here #(they also ONLY put the visibly queer folks in my department and then mismanage us like this and threaten to write us up/fire us) #(it has officially become a pattern and I am going to LOSE my mind) #I hate this fucking job I hate this fucking company #(the general manager also told me during a meeting recently that staff wouldn’t be allowed to evacuate if there was a CO2 leak because the #building was big enough it should be ‘safe’) #I literally feel like I am going fucking insane #there is so much shit here that could honestly probably win lawsuits but no one who works here has the energy to genuinely fight back #because they overwork us to hell and back #I want to quit so bad but I know no where else is gonna pay me this much #(and that insane pay divide between here and anywhere else in town is the only way they ARE keeping staff) #UGH #kaz rambles

[gas-stxtion]

//sorry i haven't been working on replies lately! you see, it's because [mid-sentence i slowly lie down on the floor and start crying really hard. i do not finish my explanation]

#you know this whole thing is one big experiment‚ right? and you're the little mouse? {ooc} #//feel free not to read the tags b/c i'm gonna scream a bit #//moved in last week and already we may end up with two more people in this apartment #//bc two of my roommate's partners both need a place to stay #//and like with the one we've had some time to talk and prepare #//but with the other it's like oh ok she's moving in this weekend. non-negotiable huh. ok #//i want to scream cry and throw up lmao i am not emotionally prepared for there to be four people here #//especially b/c i don't know either of them suuuuper well just yet #//and rn i'm doing the bulk of the cleaning in the apartment which i don't mind! because i'm happy to help! #//roommate has a lot of other stuff she's worrying about and i understand and want to take the load off #//but i think if i see one more dirty pot i might start crying #//which as we all know is a normal reaction #//(that's sarcasm if that's not clear) #//i know i need to say something and insist on better communication #//because this is not malicious on my roommate's part. i know that. it's just a miscommunication #//anyway yeah i keep mentally coming back to the fact that my room isn't even fully unpacked yet lmao #//bc now we gotta get shit together to make sure everyone has somewhere to sleep n such #//and yes it's bc i haven't asked for help. i am aware. that's on me #//but damn. #//ok this got long jesus- #//if you read this i am giving you a high five but if not i understand lmfao #vent cw #negative cw

[swamptroggle]

kind of thinking i should start a horror sideblog....... but idk what i’d reblog there even besides gifsets, and MAYBE some film analysis

#wet fart.txt #idk i dont usually like reblogging shit straight from searched tags #more often what i do is follow people then reblog a bunch of their stuff #but if it'd just be gifsets of movies i just saw that i recommend then it'd be better to just crawl through tags i think?? #i doubt people are interested BUT if you are lmk and i may go through the effort of putting a nice theme together tonight #im not good at articulating what i like and dont like about movies but i might post short reviews too idk #ik thats why everyone got really into letterboxed but idgaf about making more accounts on websites that only serve one purpose #if im writing down my thoughts i'd rather have em somewhere i can easily archive them #because it'd be more for myself and maybe 2 of my friends than randos on the internet :p

[roaringheat]

just had the most god awful shift EVER what the fuck

#vark posts #idk what possesed ppl today but it was literally non stop #usually Saturdays and mornings are the worst but this fuckin Sunday evening kicked my ass #it was one of those shifts where i have to like wander target and then just sit somewhere and process #if i couldnt get free treats to take home idk how i would survive this job #rn i got my little chocolate strawberry frappucino i came up with :^) #jts the only thing holding me together #its basically a strawberry creme frappucino with pumps of mocha #then a scoop of strawberry inclusions and frapp chips #then blend that shit and top it with whip and dark chocolate curls #tastes exactly like those tru fru chocolate strawberries i love it sm

[this-is-a-url]

Homestuck ships can so easily be "experts warn that polycule could expand to cover all of seattle" style, but then that sucks so much bc nobody else ships it but you

Nepeta: :33 < This is my moirail Equius, and his matesprit Karkat, and Karkat's boyfriend Dave, and their girlfriend Jane

#LIKE HOW PERFECT WOULD THAT SHIP BE #Movie nights would be absolute hell. None of these bitches can shut up for a movie except Equius and #he would be busy holding Nepeta back so he can't take out Karkat's eye over shipping disagreements #like Jane/Dave/Karkat (all dating) is the amazing and (qpr) Nepeta/Equius mixed with (romantic) Equius/Karkat is THE best dynamic #so just throw those together and you get perfection + Equius and Dave's interaction in cannon is great already #I wanna see them all thrown in a hive/house and just see how it works #I wanna see Nepeta‚ Jane‚ Equius‚ and Dave all painting their nails together on the floor (Karkat's off reading a book somewhere nearby) #Nepeta and Jane are the only ones who actually know what they're doing so they end up painting Equius' and Dave's too (respectively) #Equius DOES try to paint his own at first but his fine moter control still isn't that great rn (though he's getting better) #so he keeps getting it all over his actual hand. #When he starts to get anygry and frustrated after so many mistakes is the point where Nepeta offers to help him #He ends up getting nails that /SO/ do not fit his color scheme (bc he didn't actually request any color and she just did what she wanted) #but he doesn't complain. He just looks at her handiwork fondly bc how could he ever be upset over something she so lovingly did for him? #Also Karkat helps Nepeta rearrange her shipping wall. He thinks all of her choices are incorect and complains the whole time‚ but it's one #of those things he'll do while grumbling when it's a ''Hey this is weird‚ though it makes my weirdo happy so fiiiiiiiiiiiine'' #Dave annoys Equius to death but they're still friends. #Just with a bit more insults and degrading comments that Equius will apologize for later when things settle down. #I mean it's not like they don't have super fun times between themselves tho. You've seen their conversation when Dave got the broken sword #Also Equius was canonically attracted to Dave during that conversation so like..... #And unrelated to that: If Karkat and/or Dave are ever having a fight with John they bake shit to annoy him #Everyone prefers when Karkat's the one to do it though because Dave ''Doritoes is a food group'' Strider makes the house smell like smoke #while Karkat's baking is only ever sugary goodness #It's an easy way for the God of Wind to lower the house's temperature by like 40° but who the fuck cares when there's cookies and/or cake. #*Jane (<- It think. I'm p sure I put ''John'' on accident but tumblr wont let me see my tags in full anymore so I can't tell) #On second thought‚ I believe Jane only dislikes cake and Betty Crocker stuff specifically #but fuck it we're already in au land so why not add more hcs to the mix #url rambles

[campirebites]

I don’t feel real and my family’s greatest talent is making me feel absolutely hated yeehaw <3

#I was supposed to go somewhere with my mom but got sad and then took too long to shower and get ready #the thing is still going on until liek 5 or something #but I heard her talk shit to my dad about how long I took and nobody ever cares about what she wants to do #sorry I was crying next time I’ll check your schedule before hands to make sure it doesn’t inconvenience you we just simply can’t have that #so now she’s passive aggressively hiding in her bedroom #whatever #I didn’t want to go anyway #sorry to inconvenience you I literally want to die and I’m being so brave about it sorry #you could’ve gone alone you miserable bitch #WE COULD STILL. GO. TOGETHER. #whatever. nothing I ever do is good enough. ever. #idk. I’m fine you know. like if I’m posting a visible vent I’m always way more fine than I seem. #don’t worry if I’m REALLY not okay u will never know <3 #that’s not really a don’t worry but .. basically if u see a vent post know that I am being dramatic about it in order to get over it #and I’m fine #this is like my way of leaving my besties a voicemail idk #shouting into the proper void just makes me feel a little better sometimes #anyway I’m gonna go obliterate myself with weed and maybe turn the shitty poem I wrote earlier into some shitty art #camshrieks

[etcrnalbonds]

When the fuck did tumblr get rid of JavaScript? Ya’ll making my come back difficult.

#ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʷᵃʸ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ( OOC ) #oh shit its been a while #couldn't remember how to do half this stuff #but fucking #the ONE time I'm feeling super productive and want to finish off my multi-muse tumblr gives me the middle finger #like how dare #supposedly if I message them and as for special permission they'll let me keep using it? #I think I read that somewhere #meh #we'll find out if several months of work goes down the drain #but hi #I'm back #Work slowed down a lot and now my manger just kinda went 'lol do w/e you want' #so now I can rp at work lmao #less of slowed down more of I worked too hard and got everyone else's shit together but shhhh #I'm only a little salty

[causticsunshine]

as someone who’s been a very casual on-off kpop fan for about as long as they’ve followed 1d i can say with whole chest that specifically western kpop fans as a community may be so so out of pocket for no fucking reason whatsoever 9/10 times but at this point i will take enduring that genre of weird behavior over constantly seeing people here who i KNOW have been around for ages constantly over analyze and blow up the smallest things or just Say Shit for the sake of having something to talk about

#i think it’s just music and irl people based fandoms in general that have this permeating Weirdness and you’re lucky to meet people who are #on the more normal side of the spectrum #or if you yourself are on the more normal side of the spectrum like lbr i know how i am ok #especially seeing as how kpop shipping generally weirds me out even if i can see like yeah ok. maybe those two #are a little closer than the others and their homoerotic-esque interactions don’t feel wholly skinship based #and then i am at the same time a person who believes/knows/whatever two hugely popular ex boybanders have been in a committed relationship #together for years now #but like goddamn i’ll put up with seeing gay nct fanart or woosan shipping tiktoks #if it means i don’t have to see constant bad or distasteful takes #or just weird commentary on things like. i saw somewhere the other day dk who said it but like how #louis could be a better ally/make a better space for queer fans like a GUIDE for him and i #wanted to push my thumbs into my eye sockets #and the fact blouies and adjacent people just Exist and i don’t have all of them blocked so they’re still out there and i could see them #shivers a terrifying thought #but yeah i’ll take one genre of weird behavior with something i’ve barely a got a foot in the door on than #the other genre of constant pot stirring and self caused hysteria for conversation purposes regarding #something i am still genuinely following #it’s why i’m online here so little these days sjfkdk #twitter used to be the hotspot for people talking absolute shit but now that i have curated that space so carefully. oh how the turntables #maybe some of you should read some more fic or learn to draw or knit or something instead of being so #perpetually online that you have to cause problems and say absolute nonsense just to have smth to do #ok im done rant over thank you for liking my care bear drawing #fics will be updated at some point etc etc im a busy bitch