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glowingbadger · 2 months

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Which of the Three Houses guys will watch their beloved go off on an enemy and have the reaction of "Well mark me down as scared AND horny", do you think?

Ahh, see my dear Friend Anon, this is a nuanced spectrum- but I'll do my best to break it down as I see it:

Scared and Horny:

Claude - has enough common sense to be scared, but definitely hot-blooded enough to be horny about it. A beautiful balance, frankly, though he may tease you about how wild you were.

Raphael - soooo close to qualifying for the "just horny" category, but he is a sweet boy and still wants to check to be sure you're alright (mentally, emotionally, physically) after the battle.

Ignatz - soooo close to qualifying for the "just scared" category lmao. However, as you all know, I see our boy Ignatz as very repressed and very kinky, and seeing you be so powerful and passionate definitely stirs some part of him.

Ferdinand - practically the poster-boy for "scared and horny" tbh; he feels sheepish about it, but he just can't help how your strength and force of will arouse him.

Seteth - also strangely close to the "just horny" category, not that he wants to admit it; seeing you like this really awakens something primal in him from far in his past. Still, his concern for you is ever-present and ultimately pushes aside how entrancing you look conquering your foes so thoroughly.

Sylvain - I almost don't know how to elaborate on this one because, I mean, of course, right? Of course Sylvain is worried, but also just burning inside watching you flushed in the face, damp with sweat, muscles tight, hair wild.......

Just Scared:

Lorenz - oscillating wildly between worried for you and worried for every person around you. Definitely impressed, don't get me wrong- he appreciates battle prowess. But if you're really going berserk, he's worried.

Dedue - while he's likely right there beside you in the fight, he worries about seeing you get particularly aggressive. He's seen what bloodlust has done to the other most valued person in his life, and never wants to see you go too far down that path.

Ashe - it's not as though he can't stomach violence, he just feels that there's a certain responsibility and necessity for rules of engagement when it comes to combat, hence his proclivity for chivalry. Seeing you completely lose yourself worries him, and he'll want to be with you and hold you and make sure you're okay as soon as he can.

Just Horny:

Hubert - I feel like this is more or less self explanatory lmao. Though he does still hope you'll be rational and not do anything unnecessarily risky while eviscerating your foes.

Caspar - again, an obvious choice. Honestly, I think Caspar wants to fuck after just about every battle you two come back from, provided neither of you is hurt too badly.

Jeritza - this is the most obvious one so far lol. Though, when he's more 'himself,' he does silently worry about you sharing in his bloodshed and provoking the Death Knight part of him.

Felix - honestly, it's probably even fiercer than Hubert or Caspar; the lust he feels for you in the heat of battle is both primal and nearly spiritual. This is about his whole life philosophy, after all. After a particularly tough and gruesome fight, he wants nothing more than to absolutely ravage you (and might need to be talked down if he has wounds to attend to first)

Outliers:

Linhardt - ideally, he is not present, as the sight of you "going off" on an enemy is likely to involve waaaaay more blood than he's comfy with. He'll definitely tend to you afterward, and wryly scold you for going overboard (secretly, he was super worried when he heard from your comrades of how ferocious you were out there)

Dimitri - he's in different categories depending on where he's at in his arc tbh. Feral Dimitri is obviously just horny about you diving into the bloodshed with him, while "redeemed" Dimitri has some measure of restraint about it

Yuri - it's more like "amused/impressed and horny," tbh. Though he never looses his head about it- he's still keeping a close eye on you to make sure nothing goes awry. But he won't deny that he enjoys watching, nonetheless.

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a-pale-azure-moon · 2 years

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Midnight Plays Azure Gleam: Chapter 2

Finally, a chance to play a character other than Shez. No prizes for guessing who I immediately switched to when the battle started.

Edelgard meeting with Jeritza. Nothing suspicious here at all, nope.

Seriously, it makes no sense to me why Seteth is suspicious of Byleth in 3H but apparently trusts Jeritza implicitly here. I know he's been working at Garreg Mach awhile but it's still weird AF.

Jeritza: "We'll follow the blood scent." (Yes, he actually says this. Teacher of the year, everyone.)

I mean, I don't want to harp on this but it was barely believable in 3H that this guy was hired as a weapons instructor. To have him as a professor pretty much breaks all plausibility.

Good on Sylvain, Dedue and Dimitri suspecting a trap.

Not much to do on the battle prep, because it forces you to take Shez, Dedue, Ashe and Dimitri. Jeritza's also a green unit.

Aw, Ashe admits he can lockpick but isn't proud of it. Don't feel bad, Ashe. It's a valuable skill and I made use of it many, many times in 3H. xD

Monica?! As in Monica Monica or Kronya Monica?

Initial impression is that Dimitri feels very strong, even at level 1 with a basic Iron Lance. He's slower than Shez, but I'm guessing that's just because it's early game. (It'd better be at least.)

...And his crest activated the first time I tried a combat art. Now his weapon's almost broken but it sure did delete every enemy in range, lol.

OK, I guess this is the real Monica since a bunch of dark mages showed up and mentioned Kronya by name.

Escort mission, yay! Every gamer's favorite!

...Does Dimitri recognize the mages?

Still getting frequent pop-up windows. It's very disruptive to the flow of the game.

And here's the actual Kronya. And she goes down pretty easily.

And now we get to face a Demonic Beast. This should be fun.

Its attacks are pretty simple to dodge, but breaking the armor is less straightforward, since it requires using different weapons (and therefore, different classes). Getting Umbral Steel is going to suck in this game if this is the only way to get it.

Somehow I S-Ranked that. I figured I took too long to meet the time limit, but nope. And Dimitri wins MVP honors for the first time. Definitely won't be the last.

Alois! I'm a bit disappointed Dimitri didn't laugh at his pun, TBH.

Dimitri immediately susses out that the mages were the real ones in charge, not the bandits.

Monica outs Tomas as her kidnapper. Jeritza pretends like he hasn't a clue.

Arval says he "felt things" upon meeting Kronya. Not kinship or malice, he says, just pure emotion, whatever that means. Sorry writers, you aren't being anywhere near as cagey as you think.

Interesting. Annette speculates that "Tomas" might be trying to damage the church's reputation. I'm glad someone actually says it, since that was only implied in 3H.

Sylvain says the church should do a better job vetting their employees (hard agree). Ashe is about to respond when we get interrupted by a cutscene.

Solon appears! And then immediately poofs away. Not that I expected to battle him right away, but that was still pretty anti-climatic.

#few3h #fe3hopes #azure gleam #midnight plays azure gleam #blue lions

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neptuneade · 5 years

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finished the blue lions route and,,,, i have questions

#I'm happy and a little sad it's over but also I'm????#WHAT IS MERCEDES' AND JERITZA'S RELATIONSHIP????#rhea is still sus af #also what is going on with flayn and seteth??? who are they???#like i did the paralogue to find oyt they're true relation but i mean where are they from??#everyone with green hair in this game is suspicious #in my ending ashe and annette got married #as did Sylvain and ingrid #tbh as much as i love mercedes and byleth's ending i also think the one with her and dedue is very wholesome #i have no clue what the dimileth ending is and I'm intrigued #anyways. i want to know more lore #why is edelgard like that #fe3h

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emblemxeno · 4 years

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And thats not even going into how the fandom, mostly BE-stans uses representation as a means to try and prop up their house. On top of completely ignoring same-sex endings from other houses like Dimitri with Dedue or Felix because since Dimitri cant romance a male Byleth he has to be 100% straight. Because they dont care about representation, they just care about proving their house is the best one.

Ignoring every bit of subtext (sometimes even explicit relationships) because “the Eagles are the gayest house, the gays really won with them”, when it’s Edelgard (really male gaze-y imo), Dorothea (who is probably the best of them but still has the unfortunate Ingrid support), and Linhardt (who I like but kind of seems uninterested in relationships tbh).

And I guess Jeritza. But y’know. It’s Jeritza.

#not online #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #fe3h #discourse emblem

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glowingbadger · 2 years

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This is incredibly random but love your writing and this is the first time I’ve ever sent an ask but I just wanted to share. I was joking around with my boyfriend about what we thought about some of our favorite fe3h men and their taste. I offer you, Felix, Sylvain, and Dimitri are all tit men. On a sliding scale of smaller to bigger. My boyfriend also jokingly said Felix’s taste was “tiny annoying women”. Which he means affectionately as Felix S supports some of his favorites. He also said Ferdinand and Claude are ass men. Would love to hear your thoughts HAH love to read your writing and I hope you have a lovely day 💕

Well would you look at that, it is headcanon break time! As always, no clue if any of these takes are hot, but here's what my dumb and rotted brain has to say bout this.

((edit - literally forgot that we've learned that Rodrigue is currently still happily married while writing this lmao whatever, disregard canon, fuck dilfs))

FE3H guys fav part of fem/AFAB Reader-chan's body

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Dimitri - Agreed, way into tits, loves that you can embrace him and hold him while he kisses and sucks on them, loves being near your chest and hearing your heartbeat

Dedue - Ass man through and through, loves just filling those big hands of his with your ass and pulling you against him. He has a habit of staring at it when he's horny but doesn't want to bother you.

Felix - Easily flustered by all sorts of aspects of your body, but the tits are definitely way up there, as you say. He tries not to admit it because you can so easily hear him panting and see him blush when he plays with them.

Sylvain - Loves it all tbh lol- more specifically though, I think he genuinely loves getting to see and pleasure your pussy, and the soft, plush skin of your inner thighs and lower lips.

Ashe - Adores to tenderly kiss along the smooth skin of your back and shoulders and watch the way your spine arches when he makes you feel really good. It's subtle, but incredibly intimate.

Hubert - Your expressions, with special attention payed to your lips. His arousal is very psychological, so he wants to see you pleading, panting, blushing, the whole nine yards.

Ferdinand - Partially agree with 'ass' here, but imo, it's more about the hip/upper thigh area. He likes to watch your body move and the way the softness of your hips presses into his hands.

Linhardt - Tits, one hundred percent. He wants to use them as a pillow, surrounded by your scent while he caresses and buries his face in them.

Caspar - Ass, and loves to fuck you as hard as he can (which is damn hard, btw) so he can see it jiggle and bounce against him. Habitually grabs a handful of it for leverage to get nice and deep.

Claude - Also a hard agree on this one, definite ass-man, and will shamelessly grab it and give it a nice squeeze when he's feeling feisty. Definitely appreciates the overall physique though.

Lorenz - Legs, it's all about the legs. He wants them wrapped around his head and fucking suffocating him while he goes down on you, or trembling while you cum. There's something so elegant about the curves of your legs that he's obsessed with.

Raphael - Tits for sure- he likes cradling you against him on his lap to kiss you and suck on your breasts. Having you against him like this just emphasizes how big he is compared to you.

Ignatz - He's got broad tastes, but focuses a lot on movements, especially of your hips and your hands. Watching you stroke his cock or masturbate for him makes him positively desperate.

Seteth - As a man of intellect, age and experience, he's another who can appreciate a range of things, but ultimately I think it's kissing your breasts and especially your nipples that really riles him. He loves to know he's touching you in a way that you like.

Jeritza - He loves to kiss and bite your stomach. The softness and unexpected sensitivity is addicting, and he loves to leave bite-marks there knowing that only you will know they're there.

Yuri - Your hands, your neck - surprisingly erotic spots where he can feel your pulse while he makes your heart pound with deep, erotic kisses and playful bites.

Balthus - Another ass-man- like Caspar, he loves to fuck you deep and hard from behind and watch your ass bounce in response. He can definitely get into spanking you if you're into that.

Jeralt - Thighs specifically. He loves the way they squeeze around his hips when he pushes really deep and you're trembling from the stimulation, and likes to hold onto them while he fucks you.

Rodrigue - Tits, but especially your nipples. He adores feeling them stiffen against his tongue or between his fingers, the adorable and erotic way they respond to his touch.

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