#i never finished this because i read 499 evil peppermint vs spiderbaby fics

[autisticbats]

wip idea thing for the 500th peppermint vs spiderbaby story in existence

forgive me

“so there's a christmas party over at the tower, everything is so fucking decorated like holy shit. 

people are wearing christmas hats and reindeer horns and ppl are laughing and making cookies and oh my god it is PEAK extra. so thor walks in and is like "SORRY I AM LATE PUNY MINISCULE BABY HUMANS" and is giving everyone candy canes he bought/made whatevs. so he goes to throw one to peter and peter backs up quickly, letting it land on the ground in front of him. he then manouvers his body a good 10ft away from said candy cane and everyone is like "whaht" and many of them are already eating theirs and slobbering all over them and the AIRRRRR is so PEPPERMINTY holy shit. steve walks over to him like :)) You Dropped It hehe :) <3 and peter yeets himself away and everyones like what the frick.  so thor is like "SPIDER CHILD, THIS ""CANDY CANE"" WAS MADE BY THE GODS, CRAFTED WITH LOVE AND SDFJFKDHSDK" and rhodey jokes "you scared of candy canes?" and peter is like ha ha ha yea i gues ha ha so quill, clint and fucking antman or someone hold out theirs and playfully start advancing towards him (obviously thinking he's not actually afraid of the candy) and peter legit bares his teeth and HISSES, jumping up wall to wall backing into the furthest and highest most part of the room he can (which is a good bit but /not enough not enough not enough/ and is trembling and can't hear anything over his spidey senses screaming WRONG WRONG WRONG HURT SCARED HURT PEPPERMMINT BAD SCARY HURT HURT DANGER and everything is dialed up to 11 and its not ok its not ok its not ok its n

everyone is kinda just standing around stunned and worried for their spiderpal and TONY walks in from the elevator and is like "what the FUCK IS GOING ON" and is irondadding all over the place demanding answers on why his spiderbaby is so scared and spidery and everyone begins talking over eachother trying to explain and finally tony is like STOP in his dad voice and everyone can hear a small whimper from the ceiling corner and tony is like ok everyone out everybody out now go go go and shoving everyone into the elevator and directing them to the backup hangout floor or mcdonalds or who fuckin know s and”

#thats it #i have so many of these #i need HELP #in many ways #let me know if i should post more #other wips i mean #and lmk if i should actually write this #i have 0 writing skillz #i never finished this because i read 499 evil peppermint vs spiderbaby fics #as i said #i need hlp #help #anyway bye im embarrased #embarassed #how #to spell embsarsed #irondad spiderson #marvel #peter parker #spiderman #irondad #spiderson #tony stark #iron man #thor #me: says im embnarasserd #also me: proceeds to tag everything so more ppl see it #fic idea