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bittwitchy · 1 year
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its not exact but i did come to a certain realization
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nix’s shirt is v v similar to taytays in ikywt lmao
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roguescum · 4 months
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fully understand you not answering this but what do you headcanon for jimbei's genitalia situation? penis or claspers?
anon im about to say something absolutely fucking unhinged
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IF YOU DONT LIKE WEIRD KINK DYNAMICS. DO NOT OPEN THIS ASK. GODSPEED
i dont think about jimbeis dick because i think he is an ace daddy dom. yeah i said it. now you may ask now hang on What in the everliving christ do you mean by that but heres my thoughts:
first of all he does not have Sex or do things with sexual intent per say, but hes a dom in the sense of rank, giving orders, and being the one to issue punishment/praise
his go-to method is praise and positive reinforcement but uses it just sparingly enough that it becomes cocaine to do whatever he says. even nami will occasionally go out of her way for Jimbei Praise. its just that good
that being said he is also the one to deal out punishment for bad behavior, but he only needs to do it Once. zo/san do not fight as much anymore but for two very different reasons
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he is the highest ranking dom in the hats. jimbei can dom anyone but No One can get jimbei. "oh but what about--" yues. yes he could. next question
he is the Only dom luff will EVER listen to. luff is otherwise the ranking dom (sorry. he does not take orders from anyone ever) but jimb has seen him when he was most delicate and their dynamic is an extension of that trust/his relying on jimb
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again hes not interested in sex or romantic acts, but the Emotional intimacy of being a dominant
when the crew call him "boss" thats daddy. im sorry. but im right.
tldr: jimbei probably has a dick but he doesnt even need to use it
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damiemontclair · 4 months
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Is it ridiculous to think maybe this whole hospital thing and related business has mildly traumatised me? Is it ridiculous that I want to write about it in excruciating detail, just get the experience out on paper, on my blog, somewhere? It feels dumb but I want to write fic about it. I think it'd fix me.
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dirt-str1der · 10 months
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Yaoi has poisoned all of your fucking brains !!
#Yakuza HATEblog#i dont want to hear about the new yakuza trailer where kiryu proposed to soemone he wouldnnever do that thats so scary#also they refered to sayama as the cop lady like please show some respect to her she didnt be annoying for you to forget her#ive become homophobic now because i hated seeing a particular post so much like that will never happen you are crazy#like no this isnt how kzmj can win they have never even once considered a future together because kiryus foreplanning ended when he lost#his brother and majima has spent half her life waiting for saejima to come back like they have more important things to worry about#and kiryu is not able to share his kids with anybody he cant simultaneously raise haruka with someone he has to either be a single dad or an#absent dad no in between and sometimes haruka is left parentless in the middle of that mess but its not kiryus problem hes driving cars amd#beating people up .... well he does care sorry for insinuating he doesnt ... he thinks about his kids every day#but i guarantee you he does not think about majima every day i swear it to you he does not care about her that much !!! i have to forever#stress this doesnt mean that he hates majima but it simply means that shes not his priority AND SHE WILL NEVER BE !!! kiryu will never#risk it all just for a suckle on that majiwilly like he doesnt like her that much ... if kiryu didnt even give majima so much as a phonecall#when he was ignoring her the entirety of y3 AFTER tossing her back to the wolves just so he can play house at okinawa.. hes not going to#suddenly realise that he wants to spend the rest of his life with majima hes going to be pondering how miserable he is while beating the#fuck out of people because sorry i didnt actually pay attention to the gaiden stuff is kiryu a hitman now or some sort of mercenary either#way its so hot that hes paralleled by y0 majima because hes so depressed and wants to kill himself and forced to wear a nice suit and do#things he doesnt want to while being kept on a tight leash like hohooho ... have sex with me ...!!!#im going to kill him myself to put him out of his misery if i have to ... just let kiryu run off to america and join the cia im kidding but#wait i just thought of him actually running off and sayama pulling some strings in the force to keep people from looking for him because#shes like a bigshot cop now ... i think she should be able to cradle him gently and keep him like a show cat#a shivering wet penis in the rain and she takes him in and gives him a loving home ... i feel a little embarrassed talking about hetships#but the concept of kiryu just being in her house and living with her is making me laugh like wow ... hes straight now.... like obviously hes#still not going to be like lets get married 🥰 but sayama would want to... i believe that she could forge their documents so kiryu isnt an#illegal immigrant anymore and she gives him an american name so john yakuza can become real ... its like a fake dating au but they really#arent dating theyre just having sex and acting out scenes from a kdrama but eventually kiryu will have to go back because hes so sad#without his kids and he needs to see them one last time to pass away peacefully. sorry i just remembered how much older kiryu was than#sayama like thats a bit funny ... like i still think kiryu should be into older guys or girls but like we cant always have that happen#like how majimas options for getting fucked by creepy old guys are getting lesser year by year because those old geezers keep dying and hes#old now too ... like theyre so old thats fucked. i know ive been saying how kzmj can never win but i do think majima should breastfeed kiryu
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number-one-hog-hater · 11 months
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I need to see the script for shoots RCG I need it. Why is charlies so insistent on donald being everything mac ever wanted when he had at that point basically said nothing. Something Had to be cut that would have established that joke better.
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littlechibs · 3 months
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Hours later and I think I'm forever changed bc of ryuki
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hollypies · 9 months
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Artemis is a lapcat now???? Cat experts if you see this why is a cat who used to absolutely despise sitting on someone now trying to sleep on me everytime I sit
Btw there'd been like.. no change at all that would stress her out?? And she's not sick. Maybe she's just getting old and sentimental but she's only five so I don't think so🤔
Only thing I can think of is she had some springtails living on her but I took care of that problem. Not that the springtails were hurting her, they are non parasitic and the only reason they were here is because my dumb bitch of a brother had the thermostat at 78 in the middle of a heat wave. So. It was kinda humid in the house. Which spingtails thrive in!! After I finally turned down the heat they started hiding in my cats fur because warm. But they aren't parasites, so they weren't biting her. She was prolly judt itch !
Sorry for the rambling about bugs . They're judt neat
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Agreeing and saying yes to everything N says bc I don't know what he's talking about but I don't want ti hurt his feelings
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klonpa · 1 month
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i sqear to god if i get covid a 3rd time from this stupid fucking job im going to quit the moment i get a positive test
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salemoleander · 1 year
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The problem with watching twitch streams is there's a little switch that flips on in my head and suddenly I have to be G-d's Specialest Little Comedian in the chat
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dirt-str1der · 1 year
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Self shipping is always the morally correct thing to do
#Listen to my problems#sometimes self shipping includes the slow and painful process of getting killed over amd over by your f/o thats okay youll get him#eventually. orrr herrrrr (motivational speaker voice).#let me think hm theres been three guys ive loved enough to be this crazy over. self shipping is always correct#if youre not self shipping thats okay but if you want to you should you should draw yourself vivisecting him while hes squealin and giggling#you should write about the two of you biting eavh other until you hit bone you should literally kill him with a knife and them cry over the#body and then bring him back to life and do it again just so you can cry over the body again#you have to grip him by the shoulders and spit in his fave and use all the things he trusted you with against him and you have to make him#hate you you have to make him unable to forgive you then you have to make him forgive you then you have to apologise to him#and then. ohh and then you hit him with all that shit again but make sure you quick save before that because he might not forgive you again#you need to make him swallow pennies before getting into the mri machine and you need yo tell him that itll be okay smd you both know hes#going to explode but he does it anyway because he knows youre going to bring him back and he fucking loves it he wants to do it#oh he doesnt just love it hes addicted to it he wants it to happen and youll make it happen for him youll force it to happen even if hes#begging you not to do it again you can make him do anything you want. you can make him hate you if you want. if thats what he likes. you can#do it for him and you can do it for yourself and you can do it even if you both dont want it to happen you can make him get on his knees and#beg and then you can do it anyway and you can make him so angry that he hurts you right back and you can let him end it and after that you#can do it all over again if you really wanted to ... anyway you self ship to scratch an itch i self ship to scratch an itch everybody wants#different things out of the fiction they consume .. we should get more character reacts when you say youre pregnant but kiryu would be like#um. (blushes) wait is it mine ? <- and you can tell him anything and he’d have to believe it#god i need to go to bed ... wish i was playing yakuza rn ......
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delusional-mishaps · 1 year
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got enough primos for a single pull after finishing the archon quest and went to wish, said out loud "please give me faruzan" then got wanderer c1 😭😭 63 pity too...
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niceandbluept2 · 2 years
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no one besides me understands the acclaimed horror vampire series for 9 year olds cirque du freak the saga of darren shan by darren shan like i do . u all want to fuck mr crepsley but he is canonically ugly. u dont get it like i do like yes its funny vampire series but also its deeply devastating on so many levels and only i understand for why
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timeisacephalopod · 1 year
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I was going through my old fics and ungifting them from someone I wish I never even met and I really do hate that she decided to integrate herself into my life SO HARD that two years after she decided to end our friendship over fucking text while informing me she didn't even like me the last 3 years she knew me I'm STILL prying her out of my life like a disgusting sticky thread that forcibly embedded itself there just to be a reminder of how much that person meant to me and how little I ultimately meant to her.
Anyway I like to hope two years later she's doing the same thing, except when she finds the sticky remains of me in her life she's at least got the benefit of knowing she chose that fate- I wasn't so lucky, and she wasn't the one who found out the last several years of that friendship was a sham either. Like yeah upon reflection Sarah reminded me more and more of her mother in A Bad Way and ultimately was loud and annoying and maybe not someone I liked all that much either, but I at least looked past that on account of I assumed she actually gave a shit about me 🙄. Will probably get Starbucks to sooth my Sad Feelings.
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groupwest · 2 years
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Man this sucks. I am disappearing
#so my poppy had a heart attack he is in hospital and will either have to have a triple bypass surgery or more stints put in#I don’t know what to do :~(#I haven’t even seen him yet. everyone else has but I have to stay home and mind the dogs#I’m so worried so scared#and just#I can’t get anything for myself done. ever#everyday things get worse for everyone else and I feel like I’m disappearing. dissipating#like I’m invisible like I’m a ghost like my life is absolutely nothing#I can’t get diagnosed I can’t even go to the drs to get this implant taken out. my entire life means nothing and revolves around everyone’s#schedule but my own. I’m nothing#amd I know people care but not enough to offer help. even though all I do is help them. do I just exist to be used lol#like it feels like I have nothing inside of me no personality no will no autonomy. hardly even discernible feelings.#i don’t know what I want all I know is that I can give others what they want. I don’t know how to explain it it just feels so fucked up#anything I do want is impossible. I’ve given up on everything already. I don’t think I ever had a chance cuz Ive had no hope since childhood#I just want my family to help me again :~( did I use it all up? use all their caring up when I was a teenager. even tho I have nothing to sh#show for it. god I miss my mum so much#I miss my life so much#I miss every friendship I’ve wrecked and every person that’s left me behind. I rly hate myself and I rly want to change.#I just feel like such a ghost and I don’t know what to do#ok sorry lol. it’s fine#I just wish life would be kinder to us all
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