#i used to get out at 9….. 9!!! 😭😭

[motheyes]

damn. i rlly be getting paid minimum wage for this huh

#getting more and more frustrated with the stuff my manger keeps adding #told me to detail vacuum a floor last night and apparently i didn’t do enough 😐 #which is like fine i can just work on it tonight but it’s just #frustrating #like girl i got 500 things to do in 4 hours #and yeah i can stay later but maybe. maybe i don’t wanna be here till 11 everynight !! #i used to get out at 9….. 9!!! 😭😭 #sometimes 8:30!!!! #i had less floors but man #these bank floors. like i’m one guy #i’m a single dude #we got 3 people working this entire building. #we need like two more people #def feel like my coworker alex is being given waaaaaaaay too much to do #ik he didn’t sign up for all this #idk it’s just shitty getting paid not enough to clean this stupid bank #clean stupid floors for people who make 5x as much as me #like i’m trying my best. i want to be proud of my work. i want people to have clean offices. but it’s hard when #ur underpaid. and understaffed. and they sign new contracts for you to clean even more without asking #you just do the extra work. you just do it and that’s it #dumb. dumb dumb dumb

[skhardwarevers1]

I also wanna say that my friend that has been inquiring about whether or not Chonny uses organic hair products doesn’t want to know for any particular reason? She just wants to know? Just to know? It’s been a thing for like three weeks now. She confuses me

#I end up talking about him a lot cuz I keep her updated on all the things I like (which very much includes CJ) #And literally 9 times out of ten she’ll ask that again and she has no actual reason for wanting to know #But we’ve joked that she’d do anything to find out. Like she doesn’t care if he’s using the right stuff or using the same things he does #She just REALLY wants to know #Keep in mind—she’s listened to like four of his songs. Three of which were covers. #she listened to those songs like TWO DAYS AGO???? #That’s a really long tag rant whatever. You get my confusion though right??? Has literally anyone ever wondered about this ever??? #Irl friend I love you but you concern me. So so much. Why do you need to know this 😭 #S.K thinks #Vaguely related to #Chonny Jash

[caffeinatedopossum]

Ok so apparently it's not normal that whenever someone goes to a restaurant and I'm with them, I expect them to get just themselves food and then we leave. Like if you get me food or ask if I want anything I will in fact look at you like you're a stranger who just walked up and offered me a 100 dollar bill

#what can i say im just used to getting nothing #both my parents and my older sisters would go to get food and basically never get me anything #if i did get anything it also wasnt 'what do you want' it was 'heres what im getting you youre welcome' #lol and i was okay with that? guys. guys am i supposed to raise my standards #is this like. am i not respecting myself enough #like this is me having gottwn much better too. i used to be even worse #if i went to your house and you let me sleep on something that wasnt the floor i would stare at yoy in shock #i was mentally incapable of comprehending that i could get whatever i wanted off of a menu #one time my friends mom actually yelled at me because she took me to dunk8n donuts and asked what i wanted #and i froze up so bad that i just couldnt say anything because i didnt know what she meant #i was like 'oh you dont need to get me anything' 😭😭 and she INSISTED she had to get me something #for context i mustve been like 9 and i had NEVER had anyone ask my what i wanted before #i also was so prepared to just skip breakfast due to the anxiety of this situation #turns out having kids skip breakfast is also not super normal? me and my sisters usually wouldnt eat breakfast #especially on sunday mornings before church because there was snacks there

[maddy-ferguson]

fun fact about me: i'm insecure about so many random things that i've never flipped anyone off in my 22 years of life because i think my middle finger looks awkward and ugly by itself

#and like i say: brf slt #i felt like this especially when i would have been likely to do it semi-regularly like in middle school. but like i was thinking about this #the other day and i did it in front of a mirror just to check and it looked as bad as i remember like it's just not for me #i have a story abour middle fingers though or just about what one would call the finger #when i was in what an american would call the 5th grade (i can never do when i was x years old because it's not an accurate representation #of the class i was in since i skipped a grade and the grade is what matters more to me. when i was 9 and my friends were 10 i was saying) #we would always play this game called girls catch guys or guys catch girls where the girls would run after the guys and like tap them on #the shoulder and then they would go to prison and they would line up and another guy could set them free by like touching one of the #prisoners it was a very fun game except it's way more fun to be like the ones getting caught than to be the ones catching and we would #ALWAYS play girls catching guys and it was very unfair we would be like okay in the morning we do guys catching girls in the afternoon #girls catching guys so it's fair like normal system but the guys NEVER wanted to do it (and we would always give in because like we still #wanted to play ig and idk guys. female socialization) they never wanted to be the ones doing the catching it was so unfair because we also #didn't like it as much and we did it all the time? #and i remember this one morning we were fighting about this we had literally all agreed that it was fair this way but they didn't want to #do it and my second best male friend flipped me and my best (female) friend off and (very #important detail) he did it with both of his hands so like two middle fingers and i don't know why because i'm not even sure that that's a #thing but one middle finger meant fuck you and two middle fingers meant go fuck yourself and to us that was very different? and i remember #my friend and i we like knew what it meant but for some reason we were like. he did do the one finger before doing the two does this mean #he...loves us because it literally means he wants to have sex with us #but what's funny is we never talked to him again after that and i don't even know why that was our last straw because i remember i #genuinely liked him before that like i said he was my second best male friend! so like maybe sixth best friend overall that's not bad #and he's not the only guy friend who flipped us off that year like it was so random to stop talking to him after that😭 #like he was an actual enemy we really did not like him we talked about him in letters we'd give each other using a nickname etc #and what's even funnier is in our last year of middle schoold FOUR YEARS AFTER THIS a friend of a friend told him he should become friends #with well my friend and he was like hm i don't think so have you seen who she hangs out with? marianne *last name* like why do YOU hate #me😭 it was so funny like wdym it was mutual this whole time. i had literally moved on by then i didn't even care about hating him #anymore like wow...i think he's the only person i hated who actually hated me back

[skyburger]

im probably never gonna watch the kenobi series but i did just find out there was a qui-gon scene so i went to find that. it was awesome btw i have a soft spot for qui-gon. but then in the recommended i saw it... vader vs. obi-wan in that series and i watched it and

#I HATE STARWARS #!!!!! #cant even put my feelings on anakin and obi-wan into feelings #do not form bonds with people do not make friends or find people you call family!!!! it will only end in PAIN #anyway. apart from that. #i always had (and still have) a soft spot for qui-gon like #i watched the prequels first (do not get on my back about this i was 9 years old at the tops) #and then i didnt watch the OT for?? years?? #need to stress i wrote a star wars themed mystery play i acted out on stage with friends and my teacher like #let us use the school stage. and my whole class and my mom and siblings came to watch #I DID THAT WITHOUT EVER HAVING SEEN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY 😭😭😭 #i was in like 5th grade for the record #i played. yoda. i think my costume was wearing a green shirt backwards so you couldnt see the graphic on the front #and a beige bath towel as the robe #I WISH I STILL HAD THE SCRIPT ITS JUST ROTTING ON MY ANCIENT LAPTOPS HARD DRIVE #and in case you were wondering? i also played a character called ''president narwhal'' i dont remember his deal. he had a paper horn #he also had a bath towel robe #anyway all that to say. #i had not seen the original trilogy so baby me's first character death that made me sad #was qui-gon in the phantom menace </3 #i forgot where i was going with this. my tldr of that is that qui-gon was like my fave as a kid for some reason #so seeing him come back even just for a scene made me like YEAHHHHHHHHH

[orcelito]

Been finishing up act 2 of bg3. It's a good thing I find the battle systems so fun bc Hoo Boy there sure do be battles

#speculation nation #im going the epic hero direction this run. mostly bc i care about saving innocents' lives as much as possible #which means Killing Necromancers...... ugh. #cloudkill my beloathed. me n my homies hate cloudkill (used against us at least) #i got my vampire kicked into a fucking CHASM i had to reload a save 😭😭😭 #he's been phenomenally unuseful in these fights bc theres so many people and so few places to hide #usually hes one of my biggest damage dealers. and sometimes he can get a good shot in #but a lot of turns hes just firing one dinky lil arrow and then hiding in the corner #...... i keep forgetting about the fancy arrows. i have so many of those. i should try to remember them when i get to the Big battle. #which. hmmm. we r gonna hope it's not Too difficult a battle. ive been able to get thru every battle so far in this game #turns out im Pretty Damn Good at this game. to the point where i'll brute force it and still end up fine. #the literal only battle i had to leave and go back for was the big spider queen thing in the bottom of the well. she was scary. #im level 9 now tho and full of so much guts n grit. and loot. holy fucking shit the loot. #im looting every body (including fallen allies. sorry guys ur gold's goin to a good cause.) #i have karlach with a like 460 carrying capacity but she STILL keeps getting encumbered. from all the armor. #im making fucking Thousands off this tower capture im gonna have so much fucking money #once i leave here and can actually. sell them all 😂 #anyways i have been having fun! had to stop for the night bc it's late. but i will be killing thorny ass tomorrow. mark my words.

[patrice-bergerons]

I follow a few railway enthusiasts on twitter and I hate it because thanks to them I currently can't stop thinking about traveling from London to Istanbul by train 😭😭😭

#i mean LISTEN i cluld do it #4 day journey apparently but one night is a stay in a real hotel bc train times are too tight #and you get another more than half day to explore a city on the way #AND the train tix themselves are in total still cheaper than a plane ticket or thereabouts #i could take lile 9 days off work use 4 to travel hang out in istanbul for 4 and then have a mental reset day when i come home 😭😭😭

[bibleofficial]

today i snapped & have reached a point that i needed to move the kitchen knives To the kitchen instead of storing them in my room w me 😭😭

#diary #i literally was like ok ! so we’re taking another pill today ! #ALSJALSKALSKLAJSLAJSALJDLASKA #like NOPE ! we’re not going down this road girlypoo xx #LMFAOOOOOOOO #thank god i’m seeing my dr when i get back home in like 2.5week #we r getting that dowse FORMALLY INCREASED #bc we cant keep going at this rate 😭😭😭 #over the past 9 weeks i’ve literally had 3oz of bud 😭😭😭 #like girl … this isn’t sustainable …. #but i feel better now that i’m on the 150mg lol #like deadass i slept until 3p/4 then started crying bc i had to be alive #like it’s either go get locked up or increase ‼️ #i hate insurance so much oh my god #i think i’ll do 2x75mg every other day instead of the 1 i think i’ll be able to make it work #this is my first test today of the 150 total bc i mean venlafaxine has a mad short half life so maybe i’ll be able to be stable on 150 every #other like here’s hoping bc i’ve so much shit to do like #literally it’s like every moment i’m sober it’s like just ‘how can i kill myself’ & the intrusive thoughts like girl i was washing dishes #& was like ok so we can Use This like no cut that out u rat #but here we are #We Move ‼️

[fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-liar]

I have finally reached the age where the current child actors of the time are all significantly younger than me

#this is about #percy jackson cast #found out they were born in 2009 and i was like ''aren't people born in 2009 too young for the role? they're only ten-- wait'' #guys the percy jackson cast was born in 2009 and they're THIRTEEN years old 😭 #time is a construct #time is flying #because there's just no way #when i was a kid the child actors were usually around my age give or take a year #and now they're so much younger than me #i feel so old #but i'm not #not even close #child actors #percy jackson #percy jackson casting #i already think people born in 2007 are fetuses and now you're telling me i have to get used to this?? #I'm sorry but no #2008/9 people are wholeass zygotes

[haileys-out2]

I’ve been told to make this caption from one of my photos (yes this is me in the photo). I have no control over any of this, I’ve been told what tags to use and how long the post is to be pinned to the top of my page. 😥

The post is up for three months (until June 8) and I am scared about how long I’ll get!!

P-p-please be nice. I d-d-don’t want my life ruined!! 😭😭😭

Update. If this post hits 100 REBLOGS I have to get a larger plug and dildo.

Update 2. You are all mean (specially @count-alta with your 20-odd reblogs)😤😭😭 I now have to get a larger plug and dildo. If it gets to 300 REBLOGS then I have to make a Discord server to show that I am in fact wearing the cage and plug 😭😭😭😭 this is getting both out of control and expensive

Update 3. It hasn’t even been a week. 😢😢 I’ve been instructed to add note milestones. I’ve only been given a couple for now but more will be added if any of you suggest something my dominant likes.

Update 4. I’m back from a brief hiatus from Tumblr while I settled into a new job, and I discovered that this post really took off. I now have to make discord (coming soon) and I’ve been given a new Reblog MILESTONE. If this post reaches 500 Reblogs I will have to start HRT. If it hits 1000 Reblogs then I have to find a man to fuck me on camera 😭😭😭😭. Please be nice.

Update 5: whelp it’s done. My Discord server is live

1500 notes: I have to keep myself hairless from the nose down.

1700 notes: Make an Amazon Wishlist and add 100 toys and clothes for anyone to buy. Anyone who buys them will get a free show with what they bought

1800 notes: my hair must be grown out

2000 notes: I have to resume my BambiSleeps regimen

2500 notes: Practice deepthroating the current sized dildo twice a week

2750 notes: I now have listen to Bambi sleeps every morning, afternoon and night on my days off

3000 notes: Sit on a 7-inch dildo 2 times a week for 30 min

3250 notes: I have to start using she/her pronouns

3500 notes: I have start wearing a bra everyday

3750 notes: Use a large plug now

4000 notes: I have to start an OF (ManyVids and webcamming as well once I find a better living arrangement)

4250: I have to film myself suck cock

4500 notes: i can only ever cum from anal

5000 notes: I can only wear androgynous clothing. Nothing overtly masculine

5100 notes: Sit on an 8-inch dildo 3 times a week for 30 min

5400 notes: Listen to Bambisleep hypno every time I do anal

6000 notes: edge with a Hitachi magic wand for 30 once a week

6500 notes: start using a ball gag whenever I do anal

7100 notes: Once a week I have to film myself anal training and share it to the discord channel

8000 notes: Sit on a 9-inch dildo 4 times a week for 30 min

8500 notes: I must listen to ALL hypno that is sent to me

9000 notes: The Hitachi edging session becomes twice a week

12300 notes: Clicker train myself to get horny to the thought of cock

13200 notes: Use an XL plug now

13500 notes: Only use 10-inch toys from now on sit on it 6 times a week for 30 min, once a week use a 12+ inch toy

15000 notes: I have to get either bottom surgery or an orchiectomy

20000 notes: I have to be spit roasted

25000 notes: I have to be the center of a Blow Bang

32500 notes: I have to be the center of a Gangbang 😳😳😳

#feminine sissy #submisive sissy #beta sissy #sissy tasks #sissifyme #humiliation sissy #permanent feminization #ruin me pls. so fkn hot #ruin my life #forced feminized #naughty sissy #beta sub #feminization hypnosis #feminizationtraining #humiliated sissy #caged chastity #locked in caged #sissy caged #cage slave #sissy and slave #reblog #bambi sleep #bambification #bambisleep #bambi subliminals #bimbo toy #bimbo in training #trans bimbo #trans nsft #trans ns/fw

[exoexid]

thinking about how my high school generation survived that one year in which flu a almost became an epidemic, then we got to our first baccalaureate year and during the first week of summer they called us to go and get tested at the GYM because we had a tuberculosis outbreak, and then two years later the covid pandemic came.... 3/10 out of the biblical plagues!!! not bad not bad, come on team!!!!!!!!

#the girl who brought the tuberculosis with her from idk where was my friend too 😭 she was sick at the time so no one got mad like #she was the one suffering the most and it was amazing to see her recover!!!!! we wished her the best #but it was insane 😭😭😭 i remember being on the phone trying to calm down two of my besties trying to tell them they didn't get it #and then they DID LIKE NOOOJFJDJDJ #we laugh about it now because nothing happened to any of us but. damn 😭 everyone sharing pics of their arms with the test marks sjfssjfj #so moral of the story: respiratory diseases are EVERYWHERE. WEAR THAT MASK ‼️ #like how are you over the age of 9 & coughing without even trying to put your hands over your mouth or something on the bus??? HELLO??? #the flu a is coming back!!!! the normal flu IS out there!!!!!!!! covid hasn't left us!!!!!! #dara.t

[cloudbells]

Muting anything related to today on my social media is the best online decision I've made in a long time.

#me my mine #im sorry im the lame person who doesn't chuckle at 9/11 jokes 😭 i used to when i was younger and then grew out of it #over time i just get sick about today now #I just choose peace over having to see my entire feed clogged with anything related to it from memorials to mocking

[cinnabeat]

i totally forgot to take out the trash 😔

#was all ready to sleep too :( #i think im too used to waking up at 9 and having like four hours to get to class #these morning classes are killing me #and the fsct i only have classes two days a week is throwing me off #its too much time to rest and leading me to a false sense of security #like oooh i have plany of time #when i do not in fact have plany of time #and i lost the ability to sleep at 10 pm 😭 #ahout out to quarantine me who had literally the best sleep ive ever gotten in my life #i have proof that eyebags actually can disappear given enough time #anf then come back in less time than it took to gonaway :/ #michi tag

[southislandwren]

Bro today sucked so bad we all (minus the coach) sat in our hotel room and gossiped about how it sucked in every way possible. I’m so fucking sad I failed these kids and everything has gone wrong. Like I know it’s mostly not my fault but also it’s very much my fault. I’m literally an assistant coach I should have my shit together

#1. late to leave since my friend couldn’t get her shit together and I was picking her up so the van was late to the department #2. got off on a bad exit and had to do a quick driver switch on the side of a 55mph road #3. forgot the trophies and had to turn around 2 hours into the trip to meet someone ‘halfway’ (it was NOT halfway) so we missed everything. #4 when we DID arrive at the hotel all the rooms were fucked up and we were supposed to have rooms next to each other #but instead we’re spread out and far away from each other #5. when we tried to go to the evening event that was supposedly feeding us we went to the wrong place #and when we showed up at the right place all the other teams had left so it was just us and some drunk random industry people #AND it wasn’t real food so we had to stop at a sketchy gas station to pick up some snacks #and the van is very rickety and the coach is REALLY BAD at driving and almost crashed us on MULTIPLE occasions. #AND 5 of the 9 people are in the same class so tomorrow I have to email our teacher and be like we need an extension on this quiz #because we are exhausted and so busy. #and I’m waking up at 5:20 am tomorrow so I can go with the coach to the convention center and everyone else gets to sleep in. so cool & fun. #I have been awake for 18 hours and I’m cranky and I feel bad for my team and I’m frustrated at this event and I’m frustrated at my coach #and I had to parallel park a 12 passenger van today and I had a panic attack in front of my friends and then I stepped in dog shit 😭 #I fucking hate cities I need to go back to the country get me OUT OF HERE #but. it’s almost 11:30 and I have to be up in 6 hours. so goodnight and pray we survive tomorrow. #diary post

[bestshipsmackdown]

Aight I survived my first week at this new job and I have tomorrow and Tuesday off so I absolutely will be catching up on everything with this in the next couple of days.

I have been so utterly and entirely exhausted that even opening the google form is a lot rip.

#using all my spoons to try not to be nauseous from my feet hurting is just not my idea of fun #like I love my DC’s but #skater boy shoes just aren’t comfortable to stand for 9 straight hours in #actually I worked 8-6 today so TEN straight hours #I truly need better shoes #also planning con things for June with friends so that’s fun #not me gonna have to do a bit of restyling my Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu wig lol #so many plans so little time #I have to get my birth certificate too #and I have to find a notary to notarize my paper that says my birth certificate has the wrong name on it lmao #WHICH I should have done 5 years ago when I got mg name changed #lmaoooo #but I barely understand what a notary is let alone the basic adukt skills to figure out where one is #my parents said I have to call the bank 😭 #ugh at least I’m gonna make a smoothie or two for my pregonte bestie #I love her #I went to her baby shower last weekend #and I got to hold my niece for a while so she wouldn’t play in mop water like the gremlin she is

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐂𝐄'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating pt.2 feat: ace

♡ liked by chef.thatch, marco_o and 11.4k others

_ynln: mad he lost a handstand contest to some kid 🥱🥱

tagged: ace

ace: tell me how i got rated a 6/10 and that rat of a human got 9/10 🫤

↳ marco_o: you definitely got bullied as a kid with that attitude (liked by chef.thatch, _ynln, yamatoto)

↳ _ynln: MARCO JWVFIJBVFQO 😭😭

↳ ace: just letting you guys know, i wasn't bullied. i was the bully 💪💪

↳ izou.u: that does NOT make it any better

↳ saaaa_bo: why are you proud of that, all you did was bully luffy

↳ ace: now i'm not saying i stand with bullying but.. ���️

↳ yamatoto: BUT WHAT???

p1rateking_luffy: Hehe Ace remember when we used to have handstand contests and Makino was the judge! 😁

↳ _ynln: omg that sounds adorable

↳ ace: yeah and you would fall on your head

↳ ace: makes sense why you're so stupid

↳ p1rateking_luffy: what does that mean

↳ ace: see what i'm saying

↳ saaaa_bo: you're literally the last person that can say anything

♡ liked by nicorobin, p1rateking_luffy and 9.6k others

_ynln: girls don’t want no scrubs!

[music: No Scrubs - TLC ♫]

tagged: lovenami, nicorobin

nicorobin: had so much fun with you 💗

↳ _ynln: I MISS U ALREADY

ace: YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT THESE PHOTOS 😍😍❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💝💞💕❣️❣️

ace: I AM NOT A SCRUB GIVE ME A CHANCE!

↳ _ynln: stop i have a boyfriend

↳ ace: screw him, i'll fight your boyfriend

↳ _ynln: he'll mess u up

↳ ace: HE PROBABLY STINKS

↳ _ynln: yeah he does LMFAOO (liked by saaaa_bo, marco_o)

↳ ace: 😐😐

ace: PLEASE ONE CHANCE PLEASE 😩😩

↳ _ynln: YOURE SO ANNOYING 😭😭

lovenami: WHEN CAN WE HANG OUT AGAIN

↳ lovenami: I MISS MY HUSTLE PARTNER ALREADY

♡ liked by iampops, sh444nks and 13.1k others

_ynln: i want to be that dog so bad

tagged: ace

marco_o: holy shit i've never been jealous of a dog

↳ ace: dw u can kiss me anytime 😘

↳ marco_o: bruh no i meant i want to sock you in the face

sh444nks: HAHAHA this is so good

↳ _ynln: omg i made it in life, redhair shanks commented on my post????!

↳ iampops: Yn I comment too

izou.u: first photo made my day, thanks yn

↳ yamatoto: real!!1!

p1rateking_luffy: AHAHHAHAH THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHHA

saaaa_bo: this photo is free therapy

ace: WOW THIS COMMENT SECTION MADE ME REALISE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FAKES

↳ yamatoto: so glad ur self aware!!

↳ _ynln: love u i swear!

↳ ace: u r full of shit

↳ _ynln:❣️

♡ liked by saaaa_bo, iampops and 18.4k others

ace: my pookie dookie 💩 💗

tagged: _ynln

_ynln: words can't explain how much i hate that caption

↳ ace: my sweet white mocha frappuccino with two pumps vanilla, chocolate drizzle and one scoop of java chips

↳ _ynln: omg wow i was so close to pressing the block button

_ynln: rare photo of ace w a shirt on ‼️

saaaa_bo: @_ynln blink twice if u need help

iampops: W photo 💪

↳ ace: POPS WHAT

↳ marco_o: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT

↳ iampops: Big slay ☝️☝️

↳ iampops: Yn no cap 🚫

↳ izou.u: someone literally needs to come get their grandpa 😭

↳ _ynln: pops using colloquial language needs to be protected in a museum (liked by ace)

p1rateking_luffy: Yummy food 😋😋

#one piece #one piece headcanons #one piece x reader #one piece smau #one piece imagine #luffy x reader #smau #one piece x you #one piece fluff #one piece scenario #ace x reader #portgas d ace x reader #ace headcanons #sabo x reader #ace x yn #marco x reader #thatch x reader #izou x reader