#i’m a gayass i’m so sorry

[neixins]

[ID: a panel from "yona of the dawn", showing gija slapping jaeha's arm in a panic as he yells, "j... jaeha! jaeha—! a bug! there's a bug!" as jaeha, exhausted, remarks, "if we're together, i won't have time to pass out." a text post by dykemd is edited into the corner; it reads "everybody masc till the roach starts flying [unamused face emoji]". end ID.]

#so sorry about this but i’m stuck at work with an asthma flareup from hell and i must cope somehow #btw it is my firmly held opinion that gija is the only one who reacts normally to bugs. everyone else is underreacting. #can't get over jaeha being like 'most people would be freaking out over the human bones instead' i'm sorry DO HUMAN BONES CREEP AND CRAWL?? #anyway. ah them and their gayass old married couple behavior <3 #akayona

[ancient-day]

Thought it was just one fake bitch with me, but turns out it’s two.

#sorry 3rd semester is still locked for screenshots so shitty phone pictures it is #but this was so funny like joker doesn’t even know about sumi’s situation yet #royal trio crowned royalty of ‘i’m fine!’ *is not at all fine* #jest replays p5r (gayass%) #can’t take sumi out of the party so she just. has to die every fight i’m sorry bby

[cardboardbox-fly]

I fucking love this holy shit

#it’s making me laugh and stim so much #hazbin hotel #prime video #vivziepop #swear jar #I cba to tag all the vas and characters I’m sorry 😭 #Gayass fuckin tv show #Youtube

[antynous]

your gorgeous gorgeous art got me wanting to read war and peace, is there a specific translation you could recommend?

Hello anon! I currently own the Wordsworth Classics edition and it uses a very old Maude translation. I enjoy this translation asides from the Britishified names (Andrei as Andrew, Nikolai as Nicolas, etc) and the flow can be chunky but I enjoy it nonetheless. I’ve heard the Oxford World’s Classics edition of the Maude translation has done a better job with the flow and kept the Russian names, so I’d suggest that one. There’s also a few other translations like the Anthony Briggs one, but I haven’t read it and I’m usually not very fond of the translation of Russian into British English though I’ve heard it’s good for an introduction and is more nice to read. I find War and Peace to be significantly easier to read than most classics so it really depends on your preference of something closer to the original Russian or British English. Either way, I hope you enjoy this book that makes me insane on the daily

#asks #war and peace #I physically cringe whenever I have to read Andrei as Andrew #Like noooooo #Also I’m so sorry if your only exposure to the plot of War and Peace is my gayass fanart #I certainly take some artistic liberties

[heller-castiel]

sorry for all the gayass poetry .no i’m not

so you admit. to gayass

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

episode seven thoughts:

- ok last episode was good so now i’m scared again

- please start with a morning after scene (update: FUCK YEAHHH)

- the character growth but also rest in peace sexy leather outfit 😔👊

- is that stede’s ring 👀

- “bye bye” i love him

- the breakfast in bed i’ll cry 😭

- “it’s a piece of twine. i panicked.”

- “it’s my way of saying thank you” :’)

- oh my GOD IZZY

- “hi boys :D” “JESUS!” “fuck off.”

- this is just like every fanfiction but better

- “it’s not just the ship that has been well and truly docked ;)… congratulations” oh my FUCKING GOD. the way i SCREAMED.

- “…he’s jealous” oop—

- i’m sorry but even if they explicitly tell me that jim/olu/archie/zheng aren’t in a polycule i won’t believe it.

- the letters :’)

- STOP CALLING EACH OTHER “FRIEND” OH MY GOD

- ed looks so goddamn fond <3

- “people have your face tattooed on their body ?” “not just my face 👀”

- not the old-timey paparazzi 💀

- jackie is slaying so hard

- “the sweet and spicy, just like my wife ;D”

- “the swede got so hot” “it’s an adjustment for me as well!”

- “birds love drinking for free!” “…no that’s not what i mean 😐”

- “your man” :’)

- is this the first time we’ve seen ed and jackie interact?? i love them

- i know we saw the “blackbeard are you poor now” in the trailer but the fact that he said “are you a poor now” is killing me

- “fucks like a jackhammer 👀”

- “was it as devastating as it was arousing?” god i love the swede

- “family who fucked!”

- “we’re anchors for each other” BECAUSE YOU’RE IN LOVE

- “made your boyfriend blush” “hmm :)” the way that i love them 😭😭

- “we’re a partnership” yeah okay gayass

- i love the androgyny of all these random pirates

- OH my god he just set a man on fire. holy shit.

- okay stede this may be going too far

- the ear piercing :D

- ohhh no ed no it wasn’t a mistake

- “i’m leaving” ED DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE

- “you’re a coward” ohhhh shit oh fuck oh no

- noooo my boys 😭😭😩

- god i love frenchie and his money-making schemes

- wee john has every talent known to man

- “you like me for me” no ED likes you for you you DUMB BITCH

- izzy please dear god talk some sense into him

- “i think you’re good for him” :’)

- “when i told him i loved him” i’m unwell.

- ok ok everything’s fine it’s fine because in the trailers they’re together so it’s fine

- zheng and olu are very cute if i ignore that they’re not going the poly route

- all four of them interacting… PLEASE BE POLY DON’T LEAVE GOD EVERYONE STOP LEAVING EACH OTHER

- people stop leaving stede challenge

- “et tu olu” lmao

- “your serial killer boyfriend” oh shit “or did he already leave you again” OH SHIT

- nooo steak knife 😭😭 rest in peace (i shouldn’t laugh but also that was really funny)

- ohhh stede………..

- they just got unbanned from jackie’s and now they’re starting a bar fight,,,

- oh my godddd stede

- oh my GOD

- holy shit ricky you madman (/neg)

- oh my godddd poor zheng

- well fuck.

- it’s okay fang and roach being cute will fix everything

- but also why is everyone leaving!!

- guys did you know that i hate the found family splitting up trope because i really fucking hate the found family splitting up trope

- the way that ed says stede’s name in the preview for next week 😭

- guys if they kill izzy i’ll cry

- i am not fucking ready. how is there only one episode left. what the fuck.

#the way i am so emotionally ruined right now……. #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmd season 2 #eli.posts

[td-tbbg-official]

(sorry i send sm asks i'm just so invested in this already 😭😭😭)

vickie unless ur low on streams or something we all know you don't need the money ur gayass is only here for leshawna

“Well, I mean, uh- see, the funny thing is- yeah, okay, I’m here for Leshawna.”

#total drama: the bridge between generations #total drama: tbbg #td: tbbg #tbbg #total drama #tdi #tdi 2023 #total drama 2023 #total drama island #total drama reboot #td 2023 #td harold #harold td #tdi harold #harold tdi #td leshawna #leshawna td #tdi leshawna #leshawna tdi #ask friday

[green-cargaytions]

a collection of conversational exchanges between me and my percussion director

me: hey mr redacted

him: mhm?

me: i don’t think it’s actually a good idea for me to be on drumline next year

him: (brief look of horror)

me: because i already suck at walking and i fall down soemtimes

him: hbnfnfjdfmsk

me: hey mr redacted

him: mhm

me: sorry we all messed up that one part

him: don’t worry about it that’s show biz

me: yeah okay if you say so

me: aight imma go rage against the machine

him:

me:

him: wait what

him: which machine???

him: what are you going to rage against??

me: hmm

me: that one

me: it was the first machine i thought of

him: hbmfnfndngdhfndnks?????

me: hey mr redacted

him: yeah

me: are you an Ally ✨

him:

me:

him:

me:

him: y

him: yes

him: hey y’all i figured out how to do the mewing face

everyone: you can’t just say that and then not do it

him: haha

me: its cause you love torturing children

him: yes

him: on the record.

him: i will continue girlbossing.

my friends: hey we should do a dnd campaign

him: oh yeah i used to play dnd

him: i dmed

us: of course you did

him: okay but what class would i give if i wasn’t a dm

my friend: bard, duh

other friend: noo i don’t think so

me: PALADIN.

me: i think you have a cause

him: (splutters) a cause??

me: yes.

him: yeah i love torturing children

him: they call it an education degree nowadays

him: honestly, slay

bass drum kid: what did you say

him: i sAiD sLaY

him: go home

him: rehearsal is over

us: noooo

him: listen, i’m literally eepy okay

him: im at the point at which i just feel ancient and my body is betraying me…

me: you’re 23

him: i know :,)

him: guys we need to focus.

him: we can’t be werking right now, even if it’s with an e

him an hour later: i don’t know what you’re talking about i never said that

drummer: misses an articulation

him: if you miss one more articulation i’m going to send a rat to take one number off your debit card and then you’ll have to remember it forever

my friend: my brother in drum

me: my brother in neopolitan sixths

him: my brother in french neo-classicism after world war 1

me: i have a bisexual trifecta of brass instruments

him: ?????

me: they’re plastic. i have a pink bugle and a purple trombone and a blue trumpet

him: okay..

me:

him:

me: and that’s why we call them the gayass brass

him: WKFKSKFJSJFSH

him: rehearsal letter D, yall

bass drum kid: huh?

him: D as in

him:

him:

him:

him:

me: did you just buffer

him: i genuinely did

him: i thought of…one word..: that starts with d and then.. no other words

me: DIChotomy

bass drum kid: LOBOTOMY?!?!

him: D, as in, I’ve had a lobotomy

#notes from the herb garden #wheezing rn #band #percussion

[screamingaboutaceattorney]

liveblogging the great ace attorney: the adventure of the great departure-trial part 3

hoo boy. been a while, huh? sorry about that, i don't have an excuse. however! i'm here now, for an..... admittedly stupid reason (i saw a compilation of this game's prosecutor objecting and needed to know if it was real or not)

again, sorry for the shitty quality, i can't transfer pics off of my switch for shit. i did add image ids this time though!

reactions under the cut! also i won't have screenshots for all of my thoughts cause i took like a hundred screenshots and there just isn't room

oh shit women weren't allowed in the courtroom unless they were testifying (or on trial probably)? did not know that but also i'm not a lawyer irl nor do i want to be one it kinda sounds like hell

ma'am did you steal this (also love how everyone's crowded behind the defense bench it's very cute)

also apparently susato is sixteen, which means no forced heterosexuality! yay!

something about curare, continuing the long tradition of ace attorney giving fictional elements stupid names (except atroquinine, but i am deeply deeply attached to aa4's characters and story so i might be biased)

edit: i’m an idiot and curare is a real thing. thank you for correcting me @addicted-to-12th-intro!

will you just shut the fuck up

man this poison is like a really fucked up way to die? goddamn

sorry for pics of auchi twice in a row but that's not. there are no rules about this shit

oh she's racist yuck (this might not be a new thing idk it's been over a year since i last played the game)

I'M????????????? MA'AM WHAT THE HELL

AND THEN SHE'S FINE? WHAT THE FUCK

phoenix's true ancestor istg /j

do you think about me being a lawyer often? gayass

bro WHAT

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

GOD THAT'S SUCH A FUNNY SPRITE HOLY SHIT

alright i'm sorry i just had to share that

HOSONAGA WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM

AND THEN SHE JUST FUCKING DESTROYED THE EVIDENCE???? WHAT

yeah i can't excuse that actually that was really fucking dumb of you

okay i hate to agree with auchi here i really do but the thing about ryu "just remembering" the bloodstain is pretty out there

hosonaga apparently is here to save my ass and be really. pretty weird actually

like thanks for bringing the evidence but maybe care about what your superiors think of it

also is this a regular occurrence cause if so maybe. do something about that.

cackling at the judge calling hosonaga "man" that's really fucking funny

god okay this next part took me FOREVER cause i didn't realize i could examine the evidence while presenting it and i was down to my last badge before i figured it out it was awful but! i did it!

you do not fucking have one bestie you're like. an english major i'm pretty sure don't quote me on that it's been a while

auchi says i wasn't invited, which i'm fairly certain is incorrect something tells me i was in fact invited to my own trial

in a truly shocking turn of events, the witnesses from the very beginning are back! and when i say "a truly shocking turn of events" i mean "i didn't think anyone cared enough to bring them back after like nineteen hours of the trial"

so see a chiropractor? (sorry)

the witnesses come in and are kinda funny? maybe? idk this trial has been going on for a very long time and my brain is melting out of my ears

hosonaga wants to say something! which thank god he's like the only reliable witness in the courtroom. maybe he's misinformed sometimes but goddamn it seems like he's doing his best

he was at the restaurant looking for a thief which he maybe said before? again this trial is LONG

nosa is apparently the thief of la carneval! which isn't. too surprising tbh that was going to be one of the witnesses and brett is obviously the killer while there's no reason for korekuta to steal from himself

nosa is trying to pin the blame on his infant son which. is quite a choice. a really funny choice, but still. a choice

oh he has a breakdown! it's pretty entertaining tbh i don't really have anything against it

oh fuck this is actually kinda sad

like he just wants to provide for his son and he's not paid hardly at all i feel bad for him

i do kinda wish he wasn't here cause the stuff with him and korekuta is just dragging the trial out longer than necessary but aside from that? i have nothing against this choice

also i love how his mustache is all crumpled after his breakdown and then stays that way for the rest of the trial jgkalsjglkasjg

don't make a persona 5 reference don't make a persona 5 reference don't-

brett wants to leave and like fair enough this whole trial has been going on for way too long i want to leave too but goddammit let me indict you please i'm so tired

didn't phoenix say this to apollo in turnabout trump in regards to the ace /j

brett is going to have tea with the minister of justice which like. how the FUCK do you know them you're studying chemistry or whatever just because you're british does NOT mean you know that guy i'm going insane and losing my mind

GET HER ASS

nosa says he does not have the balls to ask brett if he can hide a stolen item in her food which. fair i wouldn't either and she one million percent killed a man

also why are you shoving you baby back behind your shoulder everyone is aware of him by now

but there was time for snappy naming, apparently

brett is trying to eat her mask now, apparently. doesn't seem like a particularly healthy meal to me but go off ig maybe it's different in britain

the other steak has blood on the plate! hooray! i've won! probably hopefully please god

WHAT THE FUCK THAT SWAN IS ALIVE

goddamn that's a breakdown and a half

is that what you call it

did i call her having a place for a gun in her outfit? i'm so certain i did. it being under her skirt tracks though it's not like anyone could look without. issues.

ma'am this is not a misdemeanor you fucking murdered a man

KAZUMA WHAT

did this bitch just draw his sword in a courtroom and cut off the prosecution's topknot from across the room

AND THEN JUST FUCKING SAY THAT? SAY YOU'RE A HOMOSEXUAL AND GO, SIR

what the fuck is this mission that the judge is talking about

don't like that expression!

oh ryu's on the witness stand for the verdict, that's cute

FJLKASJGLAKSJGLASG AUCHI HASN'T FUCKING MOVED SINCE KAZUMA CUT HIS TOPKNOT THAT'S REALLY FUNNY

post trial time! apparently kazuma's sword is a family heirloom or something. idk what does it mean when someone says "this is the spirit of my family clan"

he's bringing the sword to britain? good fucking luck with that bestie

oh this man is GAY gay huh

ah. brett's not gonna face consequences for her crimes. fuck

oh susato's so nice and helpful and i appreciate her doing my paperwork for me thank you ma'am

idk, mia, belief in your client?

oh shit i was right

wait. wait fuck. wait fuck the next case is case two how bad are these parallels gonna be shit

i'm already attached too FUCK

yeah that's not gonna be a thing for another hundred years or so idk when this game takes place

oh boy kazuma wants to ask me a favor and ryu has already basically agreed so they're clearly dating (please god let me be wrong about the mia parallels)

again, i am an english student or. whatever

she was in the courtroom for five minutes sir

LMAO THE HOSONAGA DISS

and that's the end of the trial! hopefully the next case won't take nearly as long to get out, but we shall see! until next time!

#nadia plays tgaa #ace attorney #the great ace attorney #the adventure of the great departure #ryunosuke naruhodo #susato mikotoba #kazuma asougi #taketsuchi auchi #jezaille brett #satoru hosonaga #kyurio korekuta #iyesa nosa #aido nosa #yujin mikotoba #og post

[splatoonfuntimes]

I decided to color a manga panel for these two sillies. (I’m sorry about the sloppy coloring on the weapons. I’m like dead ass blind/exg)

Anyway, I’m going to tell you guys some Gloves and Vintage headcanons I have

Vintage is totally trans. I even have something that somewhat proves this. So, we know inklings are named after their accessories in the coroika universe. During Skull’s “flashbacks” of some sort or whatever, we see Vintage is NOT wearing his Takoroka Nylon Vintage. So, he must have changed his name at some point. MTF Trans Vintage 4 life!!!

Vintage is a gayass

If there’s a splatoon version of No Doubt, Vintage TOTALLY listens to it

Vintage’s eyes have a way of “glowing” in the dark, but it’s this dull glow. It’s kinda freaky

Vintage is an inktoling that just happens to look more inkling

Gloves is a firefly squid!!!!!!

Gloves has multiple piercings done at home that only didn’t get infected because Half-Rim helped him with them

Gloves has multiple stick and poke tattoos

Gloves paints his nails

Gloves is totally friends with Backwards n the rest of that gay squid’s team

If there’s some splatoon version of the Offspring, Gloves would so listen but misinterpret the songs

Gloves is trans Mtf

He’s a bisexual boy (him and Aloha are AuDHD trans bisexual solidarity)

#splatoon #vintage coroika #gloves coroika #manga panel coloring #gayasses #Trans asses #Queers #i hate queers/j #From your number one youth violence encourager

[ancient-day]

Leblanc Smoked Salmon…

#THERE’S ANOTHER ONE. Y’ALL. I CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH. #i’m so sorry for spamming but i figured these were missable so worth sharing. #please let me know if it’s getting to be too much! #sakura sojiro #sojiro sakura #wakaba isshiki #isshiki wakaba #jest replays p5r (gayass%)

[casino-duckling]

Quackity I’m sorry I left on read I had no reception it wasn’t my fault 😫

Please can we chat I wanna talk to youuuuuuu

- 🧨

Lol gayass. When can you come over? My arm is almost all healed and I'm walking pretty good so we can actually go to the bar and get wasted this time around ;)

[chaotic-enby-selfships]

One Piece character headcanons

(Note: HI IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG JSHDFBVKVJHSGVFKVJVHVGSKJDHVBGKJSADHBVJHSDFKJVHSBDFJKMVKSJDHFVBGKJHDSVFJHSBDKFJVHBSDJF ANYWAYS HERE YALL GO PLZ FORGIVE ME SCHOOL IS A BITCH ANYWAYS-)

If Oden was still alive, he would DEFINITELY be the type to raid buffets and shit and just. Leave without paying. Kaidou would do the same tbh.

Luffy would defo be a roblox kid. I’m sorry. He would also fall for those “get free robux quick” scams.

On that topic, kid tesoro would definitely scam kids for free robux.

If one piece was set in modern times, buggy would absolutely be a juggalo.

Law would definitely be a tired emo kid if op was in modern times. I feel like he would also really like The Cure.

Corazon and Crocodile are two gayass idiots (/pos) who adopt Law as their small emo child. (@rebornheartheart this ones for u)

The Vinsmokes (and Charlotte children) were definitely the one piece equivalent of those spoiled ass rich kids who pull up to school in a fucking limo wearing their limited edition Chanel jeans or some shit.

Speaking of Vinsmokes and Charlottes, Cracker and Yonji are definitely gamers who drink like 20+ cans of monster daily. They are also gay as hell for eachother. (@rebornheartheart another one for u)

Meanwhile on the other end of the spectrum, Perospero is an absolute fucking boomer. This man only knows how to play Candy Crush and Cookie run (which I feel like all the Charlottes just k n o w). He also Does Not understand slang and whenever he tries to use it, he always sounds like something you would see in r/fellowkids.

Speaking of Peros, he is the living embodiment of the audio “r-r-r-roll up to the party in my crazy pink wig, but I can’t get through the door because my booty’s too big…” you get the point.

Modern au!cracker would have a twitch account called “CrackheadCracker” where he streams and whenever he streams he always starts his intros like those youtubers that go “HEY WHAT'S GOIN OONNN GUUUYSSSS WELCOME BACK TO THE CHANNEL AND TODAY WE’RE-” yeah.

Bullet is just a tired big brother to Shanks and Buggy.

Tesoro and Baccarat are just gay and lesbian besties and thats on periodt.

Also, along with falling for those robux scams, Luffy would definitely try shit from channels like Troom Troom and 5 minute crafts and be disappointed when they don’t work. Can we get an F in the chat for him please?

#ONCE AGAIN SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG JHDSEFBGKJHGERKFHJS #one piece #one piece headcanons #monkey d luffy headcanon #cracker one piece #vinsmoke yonji #perospero headcanons #headcanons #buggy headcanons #coracroc headcanons

[lemonmatronics]

Spilling my random thoughts on the Visions 2 Trailer

Don’t mind me I’m just really excited right now

so first off

AHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHGHHHGAAHAHAHHAHAHHA

THREE STOP MOTION SHORTS!?!? THREE. Im so fucking ready for this and of COURSE they drop it on May the Fourth, of COURSE. God, I love Star Wars

I loved tall the anime styles in V1 but I also adore the fact they’re branching out more for V2 also (of course there’s still anime ones, and OOOH they look amazing)

Firstly uhhh WHHAHAAAA I LOVE THIS STYLE AND DESIGN I think this is the one I’m most hyped for

The art style is beautiful, the colors are stunning, and the character design is top NOTCH. I cannot wait to see more of this one

Something about this one specifically is really tickling my brain

Okay so real quick uhhh I’m GAY—

She is so fine…anyways uh this short also looks REALLY fucking cool omfG. It looks like it’s gonna be really action focused and OOOOOH YES YES YES

Also uhhhhUHHHHH

THE RED AND YELLOW DUEL LIGHTSABER!?!?!?!? IM CRAZY I AM SO SERIOUS RN I SCREAMED WHEN THIS SHIT STARTED UP

OOOH IM SO READY

Smaller thoughts since I only got this one shot of this one but OOOOH ITS SO DAMN PRETTY YALL this one is gonna be so beautiful I just know it

Okay so like,,,this is definitely the studio that made that gayass wolf movie right?

HA fr either way I LOVE THIS STYLE SM they got so many of these so good and this one may be the one I’m the second or third most hyped for, this one is absolutely gonna be insane

I’ll end off on this one, there’s more shorts but these are the ones that stood out to me a lot

Uh this is GORGEOUS!?!?

It reminds me of Kubo was this done by fucking Laika cause if so I’m gonna lose my absolute fucking MIND.

Either way, WOW. JUST WOW. This is just, chiefs kiss, this one is gonna be a visual FEAST

Sorry for so much Star Wars posting today but OOOOO IM SO EXCITED

#star wars #star wars visions

[misano17]

so uhh, ahahah. More villainess Mika brainrot I’m so fucking sorry.

so I figured out some important world building things.

first up it’s one big empire comprised of a bunch of tiny kingdoms. Think Holy Roman Empire or America but if every state was florida (ie beautiful landscape, batshit government)

so each noble house is named after a bird. <3

And the bird titles encompass the head family of that house and also all of their subordinate families.

so, for instance, the house of Crows is run by the Itsuki family. The Narukami family is also part of the house of Crows but they don’t run it because they are a subordinate family. Cool, cool.

anyways the main imperial house is the house of Crows so Shu has ultimate authority (this is a bad thing actually)(“who let this man run an empire, what malicious god put him on that throne?” I say as I hand myself a mirror)

so this empire is only staying together thanks to fancy blood magic, imma be completely fucking honest. Each heir or main noble for their respective house is bound by blood to serve the emperor. The rightful heir/ruler of each house has a blood curse that will force them to obey the emperor if he uses his gayass funky magic. This will be plot relevant.

also I’m so sorry to anyone who wants Arashi to have a nice boyfriend/girlfriend. I’m putting her with Izumi. I’m so sorry. I apologize. But like, I’m sorry, he’s so, so fucking stupid and I think a punch to the ribs would fix him. Arashi can provide that for him, and then they can makeout.

listen I love NaruShuMika but I can’t do that to her in this au. These bitches are too fucked up and Arashi deserves better (like Izumi is any better but honestly I can’t wait to write him fucking malding)

Also everything here is subject to change but imma explain the blood magic in more depth real quick:

✨conditions + other bs✨ 1. This curse only applies to the head of the family. Members of subordinate families cannot be subject to it.

2. it is not passed down by blood, the curse is tied to the actual position or assumed right to lead the territory. 3. when the head of a noble family does try to act up and do stupid shit like disobey a direct order when the emperor is using his power they are met with extreme pain. Think like, maggots eating you from the inside <3 legit feels like you’re rotting while alive. The pain doesn’t actually leave any damage btw, it’s like phantom pains. Nothing is actually wrong you’re just having a really bad time.

4. “if it’s just the head of the house why don’t the other nobles rise up and try to gain independence from the house of Crows?” A plethora of reasons, one, all of their surrounding neighbors are also cursed and would have to attack them so they’d be wiped out. Second, vampire society is built on rigid hierarchies. If your leader is doing something so are you. Third, they don’t really have a reason to rebel. The noble houses are well taken care of, and the common folk don’t actually care? Let me put it this way, the position is cursed, not the family, so if the family sucks, the people will deal with them and get a new family in charge of their territory.

There’s more to get into but I don’t want to. Also there is one human house. The house of Nightingales. But uhh, it got fucking dunked on and burnt out of existence. Execution order and all that. No more nobles plus it kind of got assimilated into the house of Crows?? Kind of, it’s more like Arashi’s dad overseeing it. It’s weird Dw about it. (ie if I go on there are spoilers so I won’t be Lmao)

Also ShuMika stuff. I’m planning on having their vibe flip flop between Shu being like “oh my goodness, look at him, the man of all time, I want to eat him.” To “I will find Kira, using this specific code at this specific time the killer known as Kira will fall for this ruse and reveal his identity. If he eats the cake I know he’s pretending to be someone he’s not” so Shu’s having fun. Every time he comes over to Mika’s house Arashi is on the verge of punching him and causing a national incident.

anyways can’t wait to write conflicted fanboy Mika who really want to get close to Shu cuz ya know, that’s his favorite otome game character, but also wants to avoid him like the plague cuz, haha death. Anyways this creepy little spoinglo is gonna start collecting Shu’s broken pencils or something idk man, just something fucking weird. He deserves to be a little weird and jealous, as a treat. Listen, Shu will find it endearing or something cuz he thinks it’s an expression of Mika’s hidden affections because Shu thinks that so many people want him that Mika is simply keeping himself out of the public eye so that Shu has less stress to deal with.

i hate them so much.

nah Shu you’re fucking delusional he’s just being a creepy spoinglo leave him alone he doesn’t want you carnally he’s just a fan of you. No he doesn’t want your hand in marriage, go back to searching for the Nightingale prince please.

#villainess mika #my fanfiction #hello mutuals #hi guys #good evening my lovely followers #brainrot #vampire au stuff #shumika

[vespertin-y]

here’s the next part of my liveblog - this time, ch2′s investigation! i had a lot to say...sorry for having strong feelings about the silly anime game it will happen again.

-kiibo’s gayass scream when they threw him into the tank made me CACKLE, i love him but his suffering is always a little bit funny sorry

-”h-how...!? how...could this happen!? we...swore to each other, didn’t we? we swore we’d never let the killing game happen again. so that was all just a lie! you guys are liars! all you liars, apologize to ryoma! he believed the killing game wouldn’t happen anymore!” this is, iirc, the most extended reaction kokichi ever has to a body discovery. normally it’s just a line or two, but he goes for a whole monologue here! it makes sense - ryoma and him had a fairly friendly relationship. ryoma never calls him out for lying (just occasionally tells him not to be so loud) and once notes that kokichi, like him, seems like he doesn’t plan to survive the killing game. add that to the fact that kokichi SAW kirumi’s motive video, failed to show it to anyone, and spent a significant amount of time trying to distract her with “tag” last night, and it’s not hard to imagine one of the “liars” he’s so mad at for letting the killing game start up again is...well...himself.

-i’ve never understood why the monokuma files are physical tablets that get handed out to everyone, rather than just being files added to their monopads. seems like a waste of resources mr monokuma!!

-”i’ll take full responsibility. since you’re my sidekick, there’s nothing to worry about.” i have to admit, it’s pretty clever. it soothes shuichi’s anxieties about difficult decisions, which makes the trial go smoother, while simultaneously feeding kaito’s hero....thing.

-it’s time we talk about what the fuck shuichi’s fingers are doing in his thinking sprite. WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT.

-all of them wondering how himiko got out of the tank when there’s visible door hinges on the stairs is KILLING ME.

-”good luck, shuichi! after all, it’s gonna be you doing all the heavy lifting here!” “ah...right.” “what do you mean “right”!? are you saying i’m useless!?” KAITO A MAN IS DEAD WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR COMPLEX

-”but, i think leaving that guy alone is just plain bad...” [tsumugi gave kokichi a meaningful glance.] “so, i’ve decided to plainly keep an eye on him.” OCs already getting away from you, tsumugi?

- “yeah...we shoulda gathered together and watched all the videos. share everybody’s motives. even if it’s something you can’t bear by yourself, it’d be possible with everyone. that’s what cooperation is, right?” “that’s...what kokichi was trying to do.” “huh?” “kokichi was trying to get us to participate in a motive video viewing party of sorts. that’s why he forced us into the same room. do you think that was his way of cooperating? do you think the same way?” “n-no...if that’s what he wanted, he coulda just asked us. that’s what a normal person woulda done, but the thing is, he’s *not* normal. maybe he did want us to cooperate, but there’s no way to know for sure. he’d never tell us.” [that’s true...it’s impossible to know what kokichi is thinking. but...i suppose he *could* have been acting in our favor for once.] IMGONNA KILL MYSELF HE SAID TO YOUR FACE, LITERALLY YESTERDAY THAT OPEN COOPERATION WOULD GET YOU MURDERED!! YOU CAN’T CRACK OPEN HIS THOUGHT PROCESS AND THEN GO “bUt He’S tHe EmBoDiMeNt Of a LiE tHo” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. i keep trying to write a longer analysis of this and then dissolving into incomprehensible rage. kodaka wants kokichi to be cool and unsolvable and mysterious soooo bad that he accidentally gives his genius detective short-term memory loss. i haven’t unclenched my jaw in seventeen days.

-the prison-themed bathroom is so pointedly cruel, god...and it’s not even the worst thing that monokuma does to ryoma this chapter.....

-[no! i want to live! i want to live a long life! i don’t want to die! i can’t die in a place like this! never!] U GO SHUICHI!!

-”himiko’s so suspicious, she’s gotta be a red herring, right?” I Love Tsumugi Shirogane

-”you’re thinking too hard about it...living things just gotta live. anyway, no matter what happens to us, we gotta live!” “yeah...you don’t really need a reason to live. that’s just the icing on the cake!” kaito and kokichi agreeing on something and it’s NOT about hiding important things from their friends?? i never thought i’d see the day...

-”i did not calculate that we would gather here under these circumstances again...what would kaede say if she saw us right now...?” aww, kiibo :[

-[normally, i wouldn’t mind the shaking...but i’m feeling especially sensitive to it now. each of us felt that trembling through our entire bodies as we sank further still. without sure footing, i’m positive i would have fallen as well. my breathing was becoming more ragged, my heart pounded harder and harder...just when i thought i would pass out from the nerves - the elevator came to a stop.] SHUICHI THAT’S NOT “NERVES” YOU JUST DESCRIBED AN ANXIETY ATTACK D: 

-”you put a lot of elaborate detail into this courtroom. almost like it’s for show.” “for show, huh? that’s an interesting way to put it.” “is this just for show? are you showing this to the people outside and-” sorry, kirumi, but you, kokichi, and monokuma have very different ideas about “the people outside”....you’re not even having the same conversation, really.

-that’s as far as we get before the trial! see you next time!!

#so many strong feelings!! it's why v3 is my favorite game #thh and sdr2 are both Pretty Alright but v3 invokes both incredible joy and seething rage in me #dr #mem liveblogs