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mnoxsk · 2 years

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Hey dude 💕 idk what your rules are or what characters you do/won’t do but can I make a demon slayer request with [whichever male hashira(s) you want] where reader is like the complete opposite of them??

Like for example: Sanemi dating (or crushing on🤨💕) a reader who is patient, kind, just a really nice guy tbh

Or Rengoku dating (or again, crushing on 💕) a reader who is non-energetic, just kinda 😐, basically think of them as that meme “someone will die 😐” “OF FUN 😊”

I always loved the “complete opposites” couple trope and thought this would be really cute :)

Again, any male hashira(s) you want bro 🫶

AHAHA NO CUZ OPPOSITE COUPLES TROPE IS SO CUTE <33 Anyways thanks for the request! ^0^ Also this will be a x MTF(male to female)!Reader so I hope you don't mind!

Characters: Giyuu Tomioka, Kyojuro Rengoku, Platonic!Muichiro Tokito

Genre: Fluff/Headcannons

Summary: How they are with you, when you’re MTF, How they are without you

-You would usually be the one talking most of time however to his surprise he doesn’t needs to talk anyways because you can just read him mind well and is gentle with you! Like during travelling when you’re ordering for each other you won’t even need to say a word because you’ll do it all! However if you’re tired to talk for him and are sleeping he won’t even bear to go outside to try and order! HE’LL JUST WATCH YOU SLEEP THE WHOLE TIME!

-There are very few times you get rude remarks of you “looking like a female but born a male” BUT THIS MAN IS ALL FOR YOU AND EXPECT THEM TO BE ON THE VERGE OF DEATH FROM SAYING THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE A WOMAN! One time that Sanemi had said that to you (but not out of any rudeness but just confused) and Giyuu was busy staring somewhere else AND JUST SUDDENLY STARES AT HIM, LOWKEY SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!

- I’m sorry but there are really few times where you aren’t with this man! He sleeps in your own home, travel together, and the only time you aren’t with him it’s for a mission. He just misses you the second you’re gone, moping in silence to the people around him! You usually give him so many hugs and kisses and just look so beautiful wearing dresses so when you’re gone his heart is ACHING on how lonely it is. After you come back he’ll most definitely cuddle with you and spend the rest of the day with you, HE EVEN HOLDS YOUR HAND WHILE YOU USE THE BATHROOM!

-He’s always looking out for you! Usually you tend to stay inside, sleeping, or not eating so much, which even though it slightly worries him he doesn’t judge you! He always makes sure you’re comfortable where you sleep or that when eating he brings your favorite! When you’re awake he will talk about your day and the way you listen attentively and asks questions on certain things makes his heart MELT. Not only that but he loves when you’re very touchy, holding hands or cuddling with him no matter where you are!

-There’s not very many times where this happens, really! Rengoku is just a friendly man all around and every body loves a friendly man however when it’s said to you he does get a bit defensive for you BUT TO THE PERSON SAYING ASWELL! MAIN REASON: YOU’LL BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF THEM AND JUST BAD MOUTH THEM! Rengoku just subconsciously sweats HARD whenever it’s said out of their mouth!

“I’ll get all that you have in your store!” Rengoku smiles confidently as the food vendor smiles happily. “You chose the right place, you won’t regret it!” However when saying that he sees Rengoku holding someone’s hand, his “girlfriend”, you. The vendor whispers to Rengoku, ��Though that’s your girlfriend? She looks like a man.” A sudden ominous feeling strikes them, feeling it from behind Rengoku, whose slightly sweating while smiling, you. “What’d you say, basic b*tch?” Rengoku is already regretting going to this food vendor, seeing you crack your knuckles.

-When you’re gone he may seem to act and look the same the same but THIS MAN IS IMPATIENTLY WAITING FOR YOU TO BE BACK! Even though he knows how capable you are, taking care of yourself whether at home or during a mission, HE JUST WANTS TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU! :( <3 When he’s back on his mission, he’ll tell you everything that happened! From the condition to the whether to how he slayed that demon and helped those people! However for you if you came back from a mission he wants to know what happened (but if you’re too tired to even talk he’ll help prepare your sleeping area and watch you sleep to make sure you’re comfortable)!

-This man IS TOO BUSY COUNTING HIS CLOUDS AND YOU’RE JUST TALKING TO HIM? Well I wouldn’t be upset at you because he SURPRISINGLY LISTENS!? Of course it’s not all of it but he listens to the part he considers important! When he forgets certain things you always remind him or retell the story so he won’t need to remember which he considers it nice!

-During his cloud shape sessions he sometimes hears you talk about the rude remarks that some people have made about you “not being a girl” with a sad face but quickly trying to change the topic WHICH THIS MAN WILL NOT LET YOU! He wants to comfort you and will let you get it all out to the point you’re crying and he’ll comfort you with hugs and next time going with you, AND THIS MAN WILL LITERALLY ARGUE WITH THEM HOWEVER NOT EVEN SAYING A WORD BUT OUTSMARTING THEIR LOGIC WHEN HE DOES!

-When you’re gone he usually tries to just do more spacing out sessions so that he won’t need to worry about you and feel as if time hasn’t moved so when he sees you it’ll feel like a couple minutes to him. :( <3 However there are a couple times where he misses hearing your voice when he is spacing out so expect that when you’re there with Muichiro at a distance he’ll immediately know, looking at you and then walking to you, and just hugging you!

#anon #anons welcome #demon slayer x reader #giyuu x reader #rengoku x reader #muichiro x reader #fluff #headcannon #demonslayer fluff #demonslayer headcannons #kny fluff #kny headcanons #mtf women #mtf

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celiastjamesoscar · 5 months

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Milf heaven sounds so amazing 😭 I'd gladly live there. Please take me now! I hope she's a cool boss. She gotta liven up her boring and generic name. Do you know the Nina meme originally from YouTube with the kid who's aggressively saying Nina?? That's what I always think about when I hear my name. https://www.tiktok.com/@zero_gravxty/video/6929277035231595782 OKAY GRACE THAT WAS THE ENCOURAGEMENT I NEEDED!! I will suffer through this pain for 9 hours if it means having the hot artist touch me again...

Go on, keep your eye on me. You won't find anything but pure innocence and angelic traits 😌 2 ½ hours?? Damn, look at you being a model student! Very well done! I hope you're prepared now for your final. YOU GOT THIS GRACE I BELIEVE IN YOU

What a beautiful next step in our relationship. The full names came out. Now nothing can stand between us. Not Ruby Rose 😭 The hype people had for her was both fascinating and annoying. But yes, that's definitely a big, important part of the plot. Because it's you, I will dial back my disappointment and accept that you just have a slightly different taste in TV 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yasss, I shall get the people waving then! It fits a bit better, you're right! I knew I could trust you with some amazing advice. Ghosty and Mikey were done in March or April, shortly after Scream 6 and before my knee was done!

I have to write a report with max 5 pages and I only have bullet points, so I'm letting ChatGPT formulate a full text for me. That's how I'm spending my time at work. Plus tiktok, writing applications and re-reading your stories!

Milf Heaven does sound amazing; you and I are definitely sharing a room there together. Nina is a cool boss, except whenever she brings her ‘therapy dog’ into work with her. He’s supposed to help her clients with their sessions, but all he does is judge them 😭I see pics of that girl all the time and I’ve never known what it’s from until now 😭 I WILL ALWAYS ENCOURAGE YOU TO GET MORE TATTOOS!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW! AND YOULL BE WITH THE HOT ARTIST FOR 9 HOURS TOO

I will definitely keep an eye on you, since you are so innocent 🤨 my brain felt like it was going to explode, and it still feels like that. So I’m just going to play Skyrim until it feels like it’s ready to study again 😌

We are making great progress in our relationship, soon we will be getting tattoos together. I heard Ruby Rose was kind of a bitch in the show too, so BOOOOO for her. Hey now, there’s nothing wrong with my tv taste!! I only watch Game of thrones, South Park, and Peaky Blinders…

you’ll have to send me a picture of the filler tattoo once you get it!! I really love the Ghostface tattoo, and the Michael one as well!! I want to get a Ghostface one, but my mother still has me on lockdown from getting them 🙄 I have my next tattoo picked out though, and im hoping to get it before August

What’s your paper on? And 5 pages is awful for a school paper. I can crank out a 5 page fanfic within an hour, but it will take me weeks to write one for school. Good luck on your paper though, and don’t get caught using ChatGPT!

#bender chats #clexa is forever ♾️

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krunchycrispy · 9 months

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I have to admit, I’ve fallen in love with your AU of The Bad Batch as modern YouTubers (the post about Rampart’s apology video may have gotten a few cackles out of me with the image it made in my head)

The brothers all lovingly picking on each other throughout their channel sounds like something I would watch if it were real. Could you perhaps tell us a bit more about the video where the bald trio follow Hunter’s hair tutorial?

I’m glad you like my tomfoolery! It’s been a while since I’ve thought about this AU, but I do have some slightly descriptive bullet points of the video.

The video starts out surprisingly serine. It’s just Echo, Wrecker and Crosshair sat around a small table in front of the couch. There’s probably a line such as “As you all know, you all somehow managed to get out brother to squeeze out the secret to his luscious locks, and as you can see,” They point to their own heads. “We want in.”

They purposefully got the most comical wigs they could find, and Wrecker can’t stop giggling them. His laughter ends up interrupting a few lines and becomes contagious, leading the three too be laughing for a good two minuets in the final video that may or may not have been cut from a longer period of time.

A few minuets is spent trying to get the wigs on. They don’t know if the caps are necessary or not but they spend some time behind the camera trying to figure out how to put the caps on without any prior knowledge despite Echo suggesting they just looks for a tutorial or something.

Omega ends up walking in on Wrecker with an 18th century judge wig, Echo trying to pull a rainbow clown wig out of it’s squished packaged shape with no luck, and Crosshair battling with a wig cap. Needless to say the viewers would know the exact moment she arrived with a round startled snorts turning into laughter behind the camera.

What would a CF99 video be without sibling banter? Echo gives into it a bit, but it’s mainly coursing through Crosshair and Wrecker. Omega joins in a bit too behind the camera, going about her business or eagerly watching where this goes.

This at some point evolves into a battle with one of the products at some point. Probably some hair gel or leave in conditioner. I think this would be between Crosshair, Wrecker and Omega. In case it wasn’t obvious Echo is the adult in this situation (most of the time, once a glob of gel hits his nose he’s wiping it off and aiming it at the nearest person).

Wrecker uses it as an excuse to say “Order in the court!”

They all have a snack break at some point. Crosshair is the one preparing it because he has the least amount of product in his hands at the time. He’s thoughtful enough to make some for Tech and Hunter too (doesn’t outright admit it. Wrecker just sees him make extra and goes “Aww, you do care after all!”).

There is a small twenty second clip where Crosshair finds Tech and gives him lunch, recording his brother’s reaction to his new head of violet hair.

“Good afternoon Tech.”

“Why are you wearing that?🤨”

“Are you hungry, dearest brother of mine?”

“Thank you- But what are you all doing in the other room?”

He also gives him Hunter’s lunch to pass on, as to not ruin the surprise.

This piques Tech to go and see what’s going on in the other room. He doesn’t get it at first but does find some comedy in it after it’s briefly explained to him. He does personally think they shouldn’t be wasting hair product on the wigs though.

Tech records Hunter’s reaction for them. Omega asks him to sit down on the couch for a surprise, and the brothers just enter and give Hunter very detailed reviews about his tutorial. That’s if Echo can get his out through all his laughter. He loves playful moments like this with his brothers.

Hunter looks tired and confused the entire time, but he cracks a few smiles.

At the end Crosshair doesn’t stop his mockery, and the shortest brother just snatches the wig off of his head. Wrecker then sentences him to one month without hair (Cross is already slowly growing his hair back, but it’s still barely past the buzzed stage here) before his is swiped too in response.

#I missed these shenanagins #the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #tbb crosshair #hunter tbb #omega tbb #tech tbb #wrecker tbb #echo tbb #tbb YouTuber au #modern YouTuber au

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prttydolls · 2 years

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🌧 i feel like i’m sending you too many so last one! draco attempting to write you poetry and it ends up being really bad (we all know this is undracolike, and he would absolutely be a poet) and you’re like 😃😁”love it!!” 🙁🤨😄😁

Dw u arent lmao- okay here we go-

“baby?” draco called out

y/n let's out a small hum, looking up as the slightly trembling blonde.

“i made a poet just for you since i know you like them, so here” he handed her a piece of parchment . he was a beginner at writing poets/poetry, he didnt know how would it go.

after anxiously waiting for her reply, she smiled. “so?...” he asked. “baby, this is not bad for a beginner im not gonna lie.” she rated.

“wait really? honestly i thought you would judge me..” he murmured placing his chin onto her shoulder, smelling her scent.

“ofcourse not idiot.” she giggled quietly and kissed him.

#— chloe’s 400 & 500 event !#fio 🦋#draco malfoy imagine #draco x reader

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skippyv20 · 3 years

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🏰🏰🏰🌳🌳🌳WINDSOR ANON AND PG🌳🌳🌳🏰🏰🏰

WINDSOR ANON and PG

WINDSOR ANON AND PG🏰🏰🏰 … “I’m contemplating the century Sydney, bloody hell if I get there it’ll be quiet the milestone “ …” indubitably sir “ … “ don’t be silly Philip, of course you will , your recovery’s hopping along brill, steadfastly and with prayers and devotion “ … “ that’s very kind sausage but sometimes “ … “ I’ll have no negative conversation here Philip! Sydney ‘ refreshments!! … and green tea for himself “ ……… “ Ohhhhh no, not the dreaded green tea, bloody buggering bugger. “

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️

3/18/21

🏰🏰🏰🌳🌳🌳THANK YOU DEAR WINDSOR ANON 🌳🌳🌳🏰🏰🏰

MARCH 19/2021 WAS SUBMITTED MARCH 18/2021 BY DEAR WINDSOR ANON

MARCH 19/2021

VIGNETTE #61

☀️🥰🥰🙂🙂CONTINUING HIS GLORIOUS FIRST MORNING AT HOME🏰, HIMSELF IS ENJOYING A LOVELY LIGHT BREAKFAST OF SCRAMBLED EGGS 🍳🥚, TOAST AND HOT TEA ☕️. THE BEST PART OF IT ALL IS BEING BACK WITH HIS LIFELONG LOVE 💕 AND SOUL MATE, 🥰HER MAJESTY 👑 THE QUEEN. SHE, 👑 BY THE WAY, LOOKS STUNNING TODAY IS A LAVENDER SILK BLOUSE WITH PEARL BUTTONS AND SLIGHTLY RUFFLED COLLAR, SIMPLY STUNNING. COORDINATING PERFECTLY WITH HER PEARL AND DIAMOND STUD EARRINGS AND SPRING MAUVE LIPSTICK 💄 FROM GUERLAIN. SHE IS ALSO SMELLING 👃🏻 VERY LOVELY , HIMSELF RECOGNISES THE SOFT SCENT AS HE BENT DOWN TO KISS 😘 HER BEFORE BREAKFAST. HER 👑 PERFUME IS ANOTHER GUERLAIN FAVOURITE L’HEURE BLEUE. AS THEY ARE ENJOYING THEIR MEAL, HIMSELF IS STILL PONDERING ALOUD HIS SOON TO BE RECORD SETTING AGE, 💯! HE VOICES ,🗣I’M CONTEMPLATING THE CENTURY SYDNEY. BLOODY HELL, IF I GET THERE IT’LL BE QUITE THE MILESTONE. 💜💜💜PG INTERJECTS(💜💜IF YOU WRITE A LETTER TO THE QUEEN WITH PROOF OF YOUR AGE SHE WILL SEND YOU A BIRTHDAY CARD LETTER FOR YOUR 💯BIRTHDAY 🎉 🎂 🥳 . IT IS ONE OF THE BONUSES OF BEING IN A COMMONWEALTH COUNTRY. SOMEHOW I DO NOT THINK HE WILL NEED TO WRITE A LETTER 😂😂😂NOR PROVE HIS AGE TO GET A BIRTHDAY 🎂🥳🎉💯😘GREETING FROM HER.👑😂😂🤣🤣💜💜). AS USUAL, SYDNEY REPLIES 🗣, INDUBITABLY SIR!! HERSELF 👑TAKES THE REINS OF THE CONVERSATION WHICH HAS TAKEN THE ENTIRE MORNING AND SAYS 🗣DON’T BE SILLY PHILIP! OF COURSE YOU WILL GET THERE, WE HAVE A HUGE PARTY 💯 💯 🍺🥃 🍻 🎊 🎈 🎉 PLANNED TO CELEBRATE AND FÊTE YOU WELL!! SHE 👑CONTINUES, 🗣YOUR RECOVERY IS COMING ALONG BRILLIANTLY. WE SHALL CONTINUE STEADFASTLY AND WITH PRAYERS 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻AND DEVOTION. HIMSELF REPLIES, AS HE IS IN ALL SERIOUS 🧐 MODE AFTER HIS PROLONGED HOSPITALIZATION, 🏥 THAT IS VERY KIND 🥰🥰🥰SAUSAGE LOVE🥰🥰🥰, BUT SOMETIMES I………HIMSELF HAS BEEN THROUGH QUITE AN ORDEAL AND IT HAS HAD TO HAVE LEFT PROFOUND EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL EFFECTS AND RESULTS. THE MIRACLE OF SURGICAL SUCCESS, YET BEING AWAY FROM HIS LOVED ONES, ESPECIALLY WHILE BEING SO ILL AND WITH COVID-19 RESTRICTIONS IS SOMETHING HE IS PROCESSING. 🤔 I KNOW HE WOULD SAY THIS IS NOTHING BUT SILLY 🙃 THINKING 🤔 🤨 💭 BUT IT IS VERY REAL. HERSELF 👑 ONCE AGAIN INTERJECTS, 🗣I SHALL HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO NEGATIVE - -CONVERSATION HERE PHILIP!! CASE CLOSED AS THE JUDGE SLAMS THE GAVEL ON THAT.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 ⚖️!! HERSELF SAYS 🗣, SYDNEY, REFRESHMENTS!! HER MAJESTY USUALLY HAS FOUR COCKTAILS A DAY. FOR MID-MORNING SHE WILL HAVE A GIN AN DUBONNET 🍹 ON THE ROCKS WITH A SLICE OF LEMON. LUNCH IS A GLASS OF WINE 🍷, THEN A DRY MARTINI 🍸, LIKELY SHAKEN NOT STIRRED AS 007 FAMOUSLY DOES. THEN BEFORE BEDTIME SHE SIPS ON CHAMPAGNE! CHEERS MA’AM🥂! THIS IS HER SECRET TO GOOD HEALTH AND HER SWEET DISPOSITION.OH AND SYDNEY, GREEN TEA 🍵 FOR HIMSELF. HE REPLIES AND LAUGHS, 😂😂😂🤣🤣ONLY HALF JOKINGLY, OHHHHH NO, NOT THAT DREADED GREEN 🍵 TEA🤢🤢, BLOODY BUGGERING BUGGER😡😡. TO BE CONTINUED………….

DONE WITH THE GREATEST LOVE AND RESPECT FOR HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH AND HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

ENTERTAINMENT

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️

3/18/21

Thank you PG😊💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

#Ask Skippy #submission

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madeofsaltiness · 3 years

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I’ve actually never heard of Ultra Maniac. Mine was Ash Ketchum 😂

omg i grew up with pokémon too !! i haven’t played the recent games cuz i don’t have a switch 😭 you have to tell me your fav pokémon tho

#ash is such an angel #never had a crush on him tho lol #i’m slightly judging you 🤨#ultra maniac isn’t that well known i think #it was the first manga i ever read

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abcdosaka · 5 years

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Not rlly relevant to anything but i was thinking about this post I saw like yesterday about how women who don’t wear makeup are braver than men who do and that’s like so??? Untrue?

Like I never wear makeup and it barely makes a difference in my life and I’m like hideous too but men don’t really treat me worse based on that it’s more like just Neutrality lmao I guess I should care more but I honestly don’t

ok maybe it’s less of a problem for me cuz I’m gay but still it’s not a tangible difference like ppl don’t avoid me cuz I don’t wear makeup

Anyway personal anecdotes are kinda meaningless but I did wanna say that. And in any case, how many places around the world do women not wear makeup daily?? Like literally 75% of all women don’t wear/wear minimal makeup. And like in a lot of places they don’t get judged for that, but if a man were to wear makeup everyone would be judging him so hard/he prob be in danger from being beat up or even killed cuz of homophobia

Honestly Just cuz teenage girls that watch you tubers are slightly less homophobic toward their fav male muas doesn’t mean everyone suddenly support men wearing makeup. Ppl on this website are so insulated and tbh it seems like a common opinion among terfs and it just goes to show how little they understand nuances 🤨

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