#i'm going to kill someone

[imnotfromtwitterpleasedonthurtme]

I'm never going to love anything again

#ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #I'm going to kill someone

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

#stop asking for pay rises!!!!! just accept that you're poorer now and starve/freeze to death in silence!!!! #leave us company execs to our record profits and just. accept being poor!!!!! #the guy who said this btw? his salary is £180 000 a year (the median is £32 000) #i'm going to kill someone #uk politics #🧃

[annierosaart]

they buffed this motherfucker happy chaos

i'm malding actually

#nerf my girl ram but buff that fucking smurf #i'm going to kill someone #my ramblings #guilty gear

[taonpest]

#my stupid thoughts #i'm going to kill someone #fucking still life #i hate it there

[trans-cuchulainn]

love that neither hr nor my manager nor i actually know what my goddamn salary is

#am i 0.43 or 0.44. nobody fucking knows. what's full time anyway. #what point in the salary scale am i. are we counting the august 1st increase in our calculations yet. what the hap is fuckening. in general #househunting while away from all your paperwork is like. NOT FUCKING GREAT #i would also not recommend househunting with multiple jobs where the majority of your income is self-employment #because oh boy the referencing system does NOT like that #they will not let me upload contracts / proof of future earnings #only past earnings. and my past earnings are not high enough to rent this house #WHICH IS WHY I WAS NOT PREVIOUSLY RENTING THIS HOUSE #BUT NOW THEY ARE GOING UP I CAN AFFORD THE HOUSE #THAT'S HOW THESE THINGS WORK #i'm going to kill someone #personal

[urlocalwormtoday]

WHEN I FIND YOU SLIME WHEN I FIND YOU SLIME

ISTG I'M ACTUALLY CRYING YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME MAN I THOUGHT HE WAS ACTUALLY QUITTING I SWEAR TO GOD JESUS CHRIST 😭😭😭

AND THEN HE JUST JUMPSCARED US WITH FREDDY FAZBEAR ?????????

MOTHER OF EVERYTHING HOLY SHITTTTT

SLIME WHEN I FIND YOU SLIME WHEN I FIND YOU SLIME ITS OVER 👹

#FUCK #I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE #SCARED THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT OF ME #slimecicle

[beauty-grace-outer-space]

Every single day this week is a fuckin’ Monday. 

#I'm so sick of this #oh my GOD #I'm going to start killing people #every single day has been like the most frantic hectic annoying Monday ever #and now there's a patient sitting in my lobby fucking singing #SHUT THE FUCK UP #misophonia is a bitch #I'm going to kill someone

[pr0cyon-lotor]

There is no god

Or if there was a god he had either left or died a long time ago

(check the tags for context)

#MY FUCKING WATERCOLORS ARE BEING ASSHOLES #I CAN'T PAINT FOR SHIT #I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE #I CAN'T DO ART #I'M GOING TO GO INSANE

[silverfoxlou]

LMFAO... not BBC radio stations reading out excerpts from the article about how he doesn't get radio play.

#these motherfuckers #'oh but *I* just played it so there's hope for you yet Louis' #i'm going to kill someone

[cl0wnsexual]

so i looked up night school for where i live and it's only available for adults :)

I'M SO GLAD I HAVE TO FAIL HIGH SCHOOL BEFORE I'M ALOUD ALTERNATIVE EDUCATION :))))

#i'm going to kill someone #i hate it here

[letmeliedown]

i swear to god when the pharmacists say they're looking at my "file" it's like, a piece of toilet paper with crayon on it bc i don't know how else they can fuck it up this bad this consistently

#they just can't fucking understand that i take this med 3 times a day #they'll give me 30 tabs or 20 tabs when i need 90 even though i've said many times very clearly its 3 times a day for a 30 day supply #i'm going to kill someone

[fandxmslxt69]

My actual villain origin story is that instead of the F1 Canadian Grand Prix being held in like...Toronto like I originally though it would, so I didn't bother getting tickets- it's being held in fucking Montreal at a race track that I have been to before near one of my favourite amusement parks and I just learnt this and now the only available tickets are the fucking 10,500$ three day paddock tickets THAT I CAN NOT AFFORD!!! AND!! It's on one of the few weekends this month that I have ALL TO MYSELF!!!!

I actually started crying.

#WHO LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!! #I AM SO UPSET ACTUALLY!!! #i'm going to kill someone #dont even look at me #F1 #Canadian Grand Prix #f1 2023 #formula 1 #rambles <3 #Clem talks

[waterloggeddaughter]

My AC broke the other night now it's hot and humid in my bedroom this is hellllllll

#I'm going to kill someone

[cinnamon-bunbum]

i hate having insomnia

i hate math

i hate history

i hate having allergies

i hate peppa pig

i hate me

i hate everything 👺👺👺

But I love ice cream 😻

#don't judge me if this doesn't make sense english is not my first language #i'm going to kill someone #the worst thing is i want to draw but i have to sleep #someone hold me

[artsygreeen]

"For you, a thousand times over"

FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK FUCK THIS BOOK FUCK NY LIFE FUCK U FUCK U FU-

#Amir and hassan #the kite runner #i'm gonna pass out #i'm gonna fucking cry #kill me #bookblr #khaled hosseini #i want to scream #this is killing me #i hate this book #and #i love this book #at the same time #waaaaa #i'm going to kill someone #Maybe Amir

[vulto-cor-de-rosa]

THE LAS NEVADAS PIN THAT I BOUGHT IN FUCKING SEPTEMBER FINALLY GOT TO PORTUGAL AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED?!? IT GOT STUCK IN THE FUCKING CUSTOMS OR HOW EVER IT'S CALLED IN ENGLISH! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PAY 10 MORE EUROS JUST TO GET THAT FUCKING PIN!!!!

#i'm going to kill someone #probably quackity #fucking bitch #rosa's garden #las nevadas #las nevadas merch