#im always like

[head---ache]

I find it so funny when people start following me and then IMMEDIATELY send an art request because it's like I'm sorry but you're not a real fan 😔/j

#im always like #did you just follow me so it seemed okay for you to send a random request?? JAKDBAKDJSKXBSKX #idk i find it funny #like #i very recently said im not drawing other peoples ocs at the moment buddy but youre very clearly new here/lh

[phoneyboris]

ITS SUCH A JUMPSCARE TO SEE UR ART BEING USED IN LIKE PFPS LIKE HEY !!,WAIT

#im always like #hey pal. thats a nice pfp you got there #not art

[silverjirachi]

⬆️⬆️⬆️ top tier professional at writing 150,000 word books where nothing happens

#been feeling weird about my writing lately #i felt this way about devil too and it was only 76k #and exile vilify #im always like #'wheres the plot' #but people keep telling me my stuff is good #and deep down i KNOW my stuff is good but sometimes im also just like #wha #wait really #you're not bored?????? #i am a victorian novelist #you will read 8000 words of them walking #current mood

[heathenpoetry]

"they are gonna KILL all the trans people and put us in DEATH CAMPS" nobody gives that much of a fuck about you, to be honest

#txt #im always like #that blinking dude gif where he's like Wow you really just said that

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

leaving a long rambling comment like am i being weird? is someone going to take me out back and put me down like old yeller? am i going to seem like a freaky little weirdo (derogatory)? should i just walk into the sea? should i leave everyone alone forever instead of bothering them with how weirdly attached i am to their work? should i perhaps be swallowed whole by a whale? should my keyboard be taken away? will they be uncomfortable? will they wish i hadn't said anything? (<- knows damn well if anyone left a long rambling comment on my fic, especially a personal and weird one, i would kiss them on the mouth if they asked)

#🫵 HYPOCRITE #im always like #'what if everyone wants me to shut up' (<- doesn't think they're that mean but just thinks that i deserve to be told to shut up) #im sure this isnt issues i have /s #tw self deprecation #hm

[hopkei]

one more fanta youtube channel down🥲🥲 pour one out for msmmlf😭😭😭

#she had SO much uploaded too;;;; #like almost every single fanta radio #why am i still shocked every time 🥲🥲 #im always like #well if she lasted this long ldh must not care #the audible gasp i let out when i realized.... im so sad #and this is why we download copies of everything😔

[nyanggk]

☆ — Put this star in the inbox of your favorite blogs. Its time to spread positivity!!💌

(HI MIRAI ITS BREN FOREVER HRU)

ACKKK LEOO HONEY HII thank you so much this is so cute :(((((

#everytime u interact w me its like im being cleansed #im always like #“AWEEE ITS LEOO” #bcs youre literslly like a tiger cub to me for some reason :((( #mus protecc #♡ \\ inbox 📥 #@: seung scrittore

[that-bi-bitch-writes]

fanfic characters are so lame they literally never stick to their convictions

#they're always like #i don't want to do that #and in the next paragraph they are doing that #im always like #ohhh none of you have adhd or are on the spectrum #i won't update my apps for months bc i don't want to #if i don't like someone #that's just it #us being in close proximity will not make me fall in love with them #and if it does? it'll take years not weeks

[wh0re-behavi0r]

Trying to find the energy to draw wahhh

#i dont like filming the week of uploading #im always like #then FILM BITCH #dont seit there and watch youtube 😭

[thewilddoghaunts]

I just realized "as a mother fucker" is my standard unit of measurement

#Ferne #im always like #im hungry as a mother fucker #im tired as a mother fucker #im high as a mother fucker

[copingwithcomics]

#I Married My Best Friend To Shut My Parents Up #im always like #im a masculine person excepts i always closer resemble femmes lmao #genderfuild shitw

[heavensmortuary]

🌻!

I have triplet little sisters (C, R and E), but one of them (E) looks like a clone of me but in miniature, and everyone thinks that my mom is lying about them being triplets, like everyone assumes C and R are twins and E is my actually my kid

#krakens croaks #im always like #YOU THINK I MADE THIS?? this little gremlin?? #asks #shrimp #i have another sister and a baby brother (in heaven who i hope to meet someday) as well so lots of kids lol #when E was a baby everyone was like AWW YOU HAVE SUCH A CUTE BABY and im like THIS ISNT MINE

[dapperappleton]

Every time I read something I wrote more than a couple months ago it feels like I'm reading something written by someone else for the first time

#im always like #what is this #i have no recollection of ever writing this #except for one of my sherlock fics for some reason

[catmask]

its true that romance amd friendship will not solve everything but. objectively speaking its very hard to get sad when you can say 'lets go get cake tomorrow okay' and someone will go get cake with you. like there is some good at least. you know

#i think this is why ive been so much more geniunely happy these last few years #like. i will never be going to bed alone. i will always have someone who wants me here #i will always have someone to say 'im sorry im not feeling very well now' and they will be concerned instead of being annoyed #at you as if those feelings are an inconvenience #scratchpost #txt

[beeseverywhen]

My toxic trait is always wanting to live blog through a medical emergency

#im always like #*can't sit up* #someome pass me my phone I've gotta update my tumblr followers on the funny thing this paramedic just said #no it can't wait #i know I'm not with it enough to type properly. Its fine theyll get the jist

[amalgamezz]

ALT

#aromantic #actually aromantic #aro #aro pride #love loses #good job everyone. im so proud of us <2 #edit (12/31): also pls do not quote 'not all loves are romantic/sexual' at me #1. aros have always been the first to dissect the definition of love. we are likely to know that before you. #2. are we gonna keep pretending that aros aint only an afterthought to the 'love wins' and 'love is love' crowds. #3. im loveless aro. i do not care for love whether its romantic platonic or familial etc etc. #one can do good w love. one can also do evil w love. love =/= morals. stop acting like it is.