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synthshenanigans · 4 months
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How dare he release a banger cover of one of my favorite songs ever at 4am where I cant yell, I hate him so much why
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todayisafridaynight · 6 months
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hiiiii there. unless there's anyone else who hasn't finished yet, it may now be legal to discuss 7 spoilers in my presence on stream
i made this meme to mark the occasion please enjoy
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this gotta be the craziest way to announce you finished y7 BYE
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astro-inthestars · 7 days
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WAIT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS?!?!? WAIT WAIT
GUYS!
I GOT MY FIRST KISS YESTERDAY!!!!!
ME AND LAUREL KISSSSSSSED FDGSHFKDSHKGFHDSJD HWHHEHEHWHHEEHHHEEHEHEEEEEE
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delightfuldevin · 2 months
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Psst,, This is not fully completed whatsoever but I can show it off,, as a treat,,,
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This is the product of several months worth of research on the Mariowiki and also general wikipedia for animal taxonomy dhbcjshdfgnj
I also have all these various species listed by name in each category so that I don’t forget what they are lol
(Sneaky peaky)
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Plants, ghosts, and rock/metal creatures are in separate categories that I have to do completely separate pages on, though those pages will most definitely be smaller than the animal evolution chart.
(And I do already have those species listed as well, I just haven’t put together their charts yet)
Also, just for clarification, Odyssey implies that animal life on the planet actually began on the Moon and those early lunar lifeforms fell to the planet on moon rocks. Thus, the first living thing was the Moonsnake (which is a living rock species) and the first animal was an octopus-like creature that is an ancient form of Gushen. And how did they come to be? Well, Moon Magic, which I go into some detail here in this post.
Anyway, that is all. I am soooo very proud of this and I’m still having so much fun building the Mario (and by extension Donkey Kong, Yoshi, and Wario) world basically from the ground up with lore and stuff <3
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Well fuck now I wanna write a few thousands of words of Niffty and Husk kicking so much ass.
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friendshapedplant · 4 months
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Shout out to the Sony Kids that grew up with Ratchet n Clank and Jak n Daxter and the Patapon and the LocoRocos and Parappa and Sackboy and Spyro and Sly Cooper. Most people seem to have Nintendo and maybe Sega at the root of their nostalgia but we fw different guys
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napopk · 1 year
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[feb 2021] hehe some one piece prints i made!
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areweevercameraready · 9 months
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more than beliefs (11: a girl worth fighting for)
A/N: happy thursday!
WARNINGS: a bit of a scuffle and a black eye — i don't think there's much else but, as usual, if you spot something and think it should be flagged, please let me know!
Words: 5,884
here it is on AO3!
here are the MtB masterpost and the full Chivalry series masterpost!
enjoy!!
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As much as Roman had mentioned her, none of them really thought the Dragon Witch would be a real person. Or, rather, real character. Someone this real. A house. A role. 
She was draped in very regal, medieval clothing. A scarf was wrapped around her hair, so long that the ends billowed and glittered above her cape. When she walked, it was hard to tell if her legs were moving down there or if she was just hovering in a line. Logan watched to see. He was impressed by the accuracy of her clothing. Sure, her dress was much closer to the fourteenth century than the fifth, when King Arthur allegedly ruled, but Roman must have put in a lot of thought to make her as accurate as he did to a time period, at least. And Logan was pretty sure that was an accurate way of pinning a headscarf. Roman must have done his research. Or Remus, because he seemed familiar with her.
Remus was chatting away in answer of her questions. Given that her home was on his side, it was probably safe to assume he knew her. Maybe they were friendly, even. That made her seem a little less of a stranger, like he were following the connected threads between them, though it still made her seem hostile. Someone that was friendly toward Roman and Remus both. Everyone was still trying to wrap their heads around the idea that the twins were friendly toward each other. Remus had seemed so concerned about his brother. 
Out of all of them, Janus just wanted to talk with Roman. That’s all. 
There hasn’t exactly been opportunity for it given Romans hatred of him now. But it was warranted somewhat. But if only Roman could understand that it was for Thomas’ good, that it was for the best.
If only he’d allow Janus to make his case. This was just so frustrating. 
And none of these advisors WERE Roman. Yes, it was good to talk with them, to hear bits and pieces of what Roman thought of him. The Damsel’s assertion (or, rather, laughter) over how little Roman liked him was enough to fully convince him that he needed to talk with Roman specifically. Not any part of him. No fragmented communication was as useful or as thorough as a direct conversation. But, well. Thomas nor Roman were known for their abilities of confrontation.
As they walked deeper into the cave, the sides began straightening and smoothing out, jagged red surfaces turning into carved walls. At some point, the torches and lanterns shifted into chandelier lights, and the scorched rock beneath their feet turned into a thick gray rug. 
The Damsel and the Thief were following closely after her as well. Janus brought up the rear, continuing to hide from view, but he wanted to get a better view. Virgil was next up at the front, eyeing everything with an air of distrust. This was technically Remus’ side, that’s where she lived. But this newcomer, the Witch, seemed to be influenced by both Creativities. Virgil was trying to size her up. 
“Should we introduce ourselves?” Patton whispered to Logan while they walked. 
It must not have been quiet enough because she turned to look over her shoulder at them. Patton let out a small “meep,” but she chuckled warmly. 
“You don’t have to, but you can if you would like. I know who you are, Morality,” the Witch had a cackle in her voice, just a little foreboding. 
“Makes sense. Did Roman tell you about us?” Virgil asked. 
She nodded. “A lot more than you would think. And Remus. I’ve heard a lot about you all over the years.”
Logan tilted his head at the phrasing. “Over the years?” he repeated. “How long have you existed?”
To that, the Dragon Witch just grinned. It was hard to tell if she meant it to be intimidating or if that happened accidentally, because she had rows of jagged dragon teeth. “Longer than you would expect, Logic.”
He glanced to the side, swallowing the excess water in his mouth. The motion made her laugh, at least, and she waved her hand.
“I was among the first forms that the Imagination made. Back when…Before Roman and Remus,” she sighed, looking back down the hall. “Come. The others are waiting for us.”
The Witch continued walking down the hall and, now, Remus was quiet. He was skipping, but he looked back at all of them with some kind of smugness. 
Happy that they understood. Or, rather, were going to understand. Maybe they understood nothing. These fuckers were SO confident in their everythings that when things like this, people like Vi and things like the Tree, evidence of their depth, whenever that was displayed, they all seemed to lose it. And Remus kind of reveled in it? He loved throwing them off, surprising them. It wasn’t that hard. But it felt fulfilling. 
Roman needed their help, though. Remus scowled at the thought, but that didn’t change how true it was. That’s half what he was, he was the truth-teller, he was the one without secrets. Without things to hide. He was an open book and the writing on the pages. Roman was the actor, the one who wanted no one to know anything about the reality of him. Remus was only ever a secret because no one, not Janus, not Thomas, no one ever wanted to ask.
Oh, he was going to beat the ever loving shit out of Roman for making him be responsible like this. Oh! The fucking nerve! 
At the end of the hall was an ornate door and a very normal looking shoe rack, almost homely, almost intimidating. Vi didn’t take off any shoes but Remus immediately dropped to the floor, one leg kicking out in a death drop, and then began trying to pull his knee-length boots off. 
Virgil, out of everyone, snorted at the motion. He’d been digging his nails into his palms for the whole walk, trying to size the Dragon Witch up. Unlike the Dragon or even the Damsel, it was hard. She was nothing like how she looked. Like, right now she just looked really pristine. But when she was a dragon, she was bigger than THE Dragon. Virgil had felt her nails. And she had Remus batting for her. 
It was enough of a threat that she was friends with Remus. But she was also with Roman. 
That was important, all of them were thinking. 
What did it mean, she’d known Remus and Roman before they were two separates? They could barely remember Creativity, when he was around. The split had happened when they were so young, when they first started daydreaming, really. Patton remembered him the most, but…only the wonder and the horror. 
They all had slowly taken off their shoes, dropping them near the shoe rack. Once everyone’s shoes were off, the Dragon Witch waved a hand toward the door, and its lock clicked unceremoniously. Inside was a homely foyer, like the inside of a Victorian house. Not much like a cave. 
Patton was the first in, as usual, looking around with less apprehension and more curiosity. He was followed almost immediately by Remus, who barged in and shouted, “HEY FUCKOS, GUESS WHO’S HOME!”
Logan took a moment to organize the shoes in a row out of the way of the hall, the last one into the house. Once he was in, the door snapped shut, with the Dragon Witch still standing by it. 
“Thank you,” she hummed. “You’re very organized.”
Logan didn’t know how to feel about that. He tried not to. “I do appreciate order,” he agreed. 
At that, she chuckled.
“AYOOOOOO REMUS,” they heard the Dragon shout from around an opening forward. It looked like it led to a kitchen of sorts. 
“You’re very afraid of disorder. I don’t know why. It doesn’t bite,” the Dragon Witch continued with Logan, and then she gestured toward the opening, saying louder for everyone, “Everyone’s in the dining room.”
The Sides didn’t seem very ready to move on. The foyer was huge, photos lining the walls, a coatrack with some cloaks and jackets that could belong to either of the twins. Patton was looking over the photos, many of which looked like paintings. Virgil was to one of his sides, eyeing Janus, who was at the other. 
The twins had managed to hide all of this. Janus’ eyes were glued to a photo, an old one, a polaroid that was framed. It was of Roman and Remus, both maybe ten years old. They were holding foam swords and standing on top of a dragon, looking proud — the very same Dragon Witch who was ushering them into the dining area.
“Everyone’s here. They bring updates, so I’ve heard,” the Dragon Witch explained as she drifted into the dining area.
The Thief and the Damsel were first to lead the pack in, but their departure drew Logan. The room was an interesting look into a past that none of them were privy to. Remus followed close behind, familiar with these things.
Around the room were mementos of the past. Family photos of Remus and Roman as children. As teenagers. The Dragon Witch in the background and holding hands with both, her hands curling over both of their shoulders like a proud mother. There were a few paintings and decor on the walls, too. One of Remus and Roman standing over her dragon form, as if having won a fight, and even she looked happy about it.
Patton stayed by the wall, eyes turned upward at everything. There was so much history here, so much he hadn’t known. They hadn’t even known Roman and Remus were friends, really. They seemed to not like each other quite a bit. So this was interesting. Even hearing the Damsel was calling Remus in to help was unexpected. But…well. He shouldn’t assume to know everything about Roman, right, after all of this. 
It was settling in, how much they’d all assumed. How much he’d assumed, Patton specifically. He thought he knew enough about Roman to be able to guess what he might be thinking or what he might want…but if he didn’t even know what Roman’s relationship to Remus looked like…
How much was Roman hiding? How much of his own feelings was he hiding? 
Had he been hiding them at all? Had Patton just not been looking, not been paying attention? Had none of them been paying enough attention? 
Had none of them asked? Even Virgil seemed surprised by everything, and Virgil had been on Roman’s side.
The Bard was helping bandage something on the Artist’s shoulder, his paint-covered hoodie sitting on the ground by his feet. It looks like they’d gotten into a scuffle with one of Remus’ creations, to which Remus acknowledged with a loud snort. The Artist shot him a glare. 
“Don’t hate the player,” Remus put his hands up in mock surrender. 
At least the playful sentiment got the Artist to roll his eyes. It must be a familiar argument. 
The Thief shuffled besides the Bard, who looked up to him with a wan grin. 
“Hey, hey,” he greeted, voice soft, but the smile dropped as he saw the Thief’s expression. “What’s wrong?”
The Thief, jaw firmly set, looked away. 
The Damsel, too, grimaced. Neither of them seemed to want to say anything about it. 
Janus would have been fine breaking the news had he not been wary of the other advisors being upset with him. Logan opened his mouth to explain, but the Dragon interrupted. 
“Wait,” the Dragon asked, wings falling to his sides with a scowl. “Where’s Gavin?” 
The Artist perked up, brow furrowing, and the Bard blinked in surprise. His eyes scanned through the crowd again — Virgil shoved his hands further into his pockets, dreading the upcoming confrontation — before he turned around to the Thief again. 
“....Eric, I’m so sorry,” the Bard whispered, tucking the final bit of bandage around the Artist’s arm quickly. “Eric, baby.”
The Artist stood, stepping away from the Bard and the Thief as he put his clothing back on. When he moved away, the Thief all but collapsed into his vacant seat, and the Bard quickly wrapped his arms around the Thief’s cloaked figure.
They pressed into each other, the Bard biting his lip worriedly, and the Thief just…curled up. His arms pressed into his chest and he fought against the safety of the Bard’s embrace, trying to keep himself from crying, because if he thought too hard about how he’d failed the Child…
“The Child has gone missing,” Logan explained, voice more gentle, now. 
No one interrupted. The Dragon nodded, mouth pressed into a firm line. The Damsel had shuffled to sit at the table beside him and he knocked his crowned head against the Dragon’s hip. 
“Do you have any-any theories, Logan? I have one, but I would-I am interested in-in your analysis,” the Damsel invited. 
Oh. Logan tried to keep his surprise to a minimum, but it was difficult. He hadn’t anticipated being called on like that. 
Patton wrapped his arm around Logan’s, though kept quiet, as if he understood how big this moment was. As if it were anything at all. Virgil sat down; Janus elected to stand closer to the Dragon Witch. The animosity was lowest here. 
“Well,” Logan began, clearing his throat. “Evidence tells us that something happened to the Playwright. And regardless of if he’d gone willingly to his assailant, it would stand to reason that, should they attack again, they would expect your guards to be up. Two is unlikely to be a coincidence, in this situation. I would hazard…that it could be three. That perhaps the Playwright and the Child are in the same place as Roman.”
The Damsel nodded in agreement, lips pursed. Janus, too, hummed softly. They were all on the same wavelength. They didn’t know where Roman went, but with advisors being kidnapped, it was all the more reason to believe either Roman too was kidnapped, or Roman…might be doing the kidnapping. To what ends, though? And is he alone?
“Hey, Eric,” the Artist asked. 
He’d put his jacket back on and was rotating the shoulder that the Bard had just bandaged. He wasn’t as much of a tactical fighter as he was a no-holds-barred-anything-goes fighter. He was struck and he’d live with that injury, since the Bard was trying to conserve energy. And his arms were full of the Thief. If only the Playwright were here, though….
The Thief turned ever so slightly toward the Artist, and Virgil got the sinking suspicion that no matter what the Artist asked, it wouldn’t end well. The Artist must have had a similar understanding, because he put his hands up in as nonthreatening a way as he could.
“I don’t mean this in like, a judgemental way, but…what happened?” 
Oh, god. No. 
Janus winced at the question, and Virgil hunched more in on himself. He was sitting by the Damsel, almost hidden behind him, with Patton to his other side. Hopefully this wouldn’t be too explosive. 
Whatever contrarian energy the Thief may have had earlier dissipated, though, as his shoulders slumped. Maybe it was the precursor that the Artist wasn’t trying to accuse, and maybe it was because they were searching for the same thing.
“Gav and I had an argument. He…He wanted to go out, help find Playwright with you all. I said we had to stay safe, stay home, keep everyone else out of trouble,” the Thief’s voice was heavy with grief as he explained. “I…when I was washing the dishes, I lost track of him. Or maybe even before that. I didn’t even hear the door open.”
He shook his head. The Artist winced at the explanation, as did the Dragon. And the Bard gave the Thief a squeeze. 
It seemed that everyone knew how harsh this blow was to him. Logan wondered, what did this mean for everyone, that they were so intertwined. What was the impact on Roman. You’d hope that it meant Roman was at ease with himself. 
After all, everyone was working together here. But Roman was the only outlier, he seemed to be in disagreement with all of them. 
There were rarely moments where Thomas was in disagreement with all of the Sides. Considering how these advisors were like Sides to Roman…Logan rubbed his jaw a little in thought. 
Thomas would turn on most of them if he was listening to one specifically. Similar to the play years ago, the one Deceit disguised as Patton had them put on, Thomas was only paying attention to one Side. 
Perhaps Roman was listening to only one of them. 
But all seven were here, in agreement, and Roman was nowhere to be found.
Were there seven?
“We didn’t find much over here,” the Artist confessed. “Just got here, actually, a few minutes before y’all.”
It felt like an effort to change to a more productive topic. The Artist blew out a long exhale before shaking his head. “I’m sorry, man. We’re going to find them.”
“I don’t know who…” the Thief’s voice trailed off. 
“I’m telling you, I didn’t do anything with anyone, and no one I’ve made’d really do that. Everyone with a brain knows not to meddle with you meddlesome kids!” Remus squeaked in dismay, and then he cocked his head to the side in thought. Then, he shook his head again. “Nope, none’ve them’d.”
“Them’d?” the Damsel asked, and Remus snorted at him. 
“I haven’t noticed anyone traversing too oddly, other than the border dweller. And even he’s been more reclusive lately,” the Dragon Witch agreed with a hum. 
“Oh, a new border dweller? You’ve got a neighbor?” Remus asked. 
Logan looked up immediately. That would make sense.
“We should stay on—” the Damsel tried to interrupt, but the Dragon Witch let out a small chuckle in continuation. His authority meant less here, anyway. And meant less to the Dragon Witch.
For good reason, too. “No, no, Roman’s border. The advisor,” the Dragon Witch waved a clawed hand. “He’s been lovely the few times we’ve spoken, but he’s a bit paranoid. He might know something.”
The word advisor sat with everyone for a long while. It took some understanding at the insinuation. 
An advisor, who lived near the border between Roman and Remus’ edges of the Imagination. The Damsel frowned in confusion at the Dragon Witch, mouthing “border?” to himself. The Dragon must not have caught the insinuation at all, because he seemed even more confused by everyone else’s silence. 
Slowly, the Thief peeled off the Bard with a squinted, teary-eyed face to stare at the Dragon Witch. Even the Artist was watching her, brow pinched but mouth hanging open. 
“Excuse me?” the Bard asked, teeth gritted. He seemed to have made the connection first. “Sorry, advisor like. Like us, advisor?”
“That’s who Roman has been listening to,” Logan said. 
Patton frowned, nudging his side gently. “What do you mean?”
“If the advisors are Roman’s Sides….well, we’ve seen what happens when Thomas only considers the opinions of one of us. He acts drastically and without much forethought. Roman seems to be acting the same way,” Logan explained, though he kept his gaze on the agitated advisors watching him. “It means he could be solely listening to another advisor.”
The Dragon Witch must not have known this border dweller was new, because she looked worried. She put a hand over her mouth and turned aside, breaking eye contact with the Bard.
He winced, waving his hand and approaching. “Hey. Hey, Vi. Do you mean advisor like us?”
“....Yes. No wonder he’s not here,” she responded. “I thought you knew of him. He mentioned he’s met some of you.”
The other advisors were missing something. Some sort of crucial information, some epiphany, some kind of connection, because it looked like something was happening in the brains of all of Roman’s advisors. The Dragon’s confused frown turned angry, the Damsel’s hardened into a scowl. The Bard was helpless, frown tight and nostrils flared as he glanced at the Artist, whose eyes were wide. His mouth was slightly open still, but now from breathing. 
Virgil reached over and held his hand. At the very least, the Artist gripped back tight. All this tension was going to make the search later a lot harder, no one’d be able to focus.
The only person who seemed to not be angry was the Thief, who had been staring idly at the Dragon Witch’s feet, eyebrows raising. He must have been making some kind of realization, though, because his hand shot up to his mouth. 
“Oh my god,” the Thief mumbled, voice muffled. “Oh my god, I think I’ve met him.”
The Artist turned so hard his back cracked, and he winced in pain, though he was undeterred from shouting, “YOU HAVE?”
The Thief nodded, eyes closing tight. He hadn’t thought it was real, but if this was someone new, someone who lived by the edge, and was going to start kidnapping them all….well. He always thought he was just good at escaping things. “I…I thought he was…I’ve-I probably have. Maybe I’m going insane. I don’t know. But I think I’ve been-I’ve had dreams where I wake up at the edge. And if there’s one of us that lives there, that’s on the border into the Subconscious normally, then it’s him. It has to be. It can’t not be.”
A dream. It sounded less plausible the more they turned it over in their minds. Janus scoffed — a dream — and Logan bit his tongue to not say anything, but the reality of their situation was damning. 
It didn’t sound likely that a dream was where this mysterious eighth would introduce themselves, though dreams were as real as reality here. More than just the other Sides must have drawn this conclusion, because the Damsel pointedly put his hands behind his back, shoulders stiff and hiked. Guarding his own thoughts, as always. Or maybe guarding himself from the riling Artist, whose hands were pulling through his hair hard enough to pull his bun out of order.
“I’d’ve thought the one of us who knew him was Playwright,” the Artist shouted finally. “That fucker was always knowing more than he ever fucking said. He fucking-God DAMNIT.”
The Dragon leaned over, putting his hands on the Artist’s back in as comforting a way as he could, but the Artist just let go of Virgil’s hand and shrugged the Dragon’s hands off of himself. He jumped to his feet, pacing with his fists curled. Anger dripped off him. 
The colors on his sweater, swirling and abstract, tinged orange. “He fucking-He promised Roman he’d find all of us. He probably fucking found this other guy—Vi, what’s his name?” 
Everyone’s eyes returned to the Dragon Witch, who’d backed up a step. Her hands smoothed down the front of her shirt and she cleared her throat softly. It was something more painful than fear that danced in her expression as she played with the hem of her cape.
“He called himself the Director,” she confessed. “I’m so sorry, I…when I met him, he seemed level-headed. I didn’t expect this of him.”
The Director. As ominous a name as the Damsel, or the Dragon, or the Thief. Their titles were telling. 
The Damsel turned the name over in his head. Director. Someone who sees themselves as a leader. But not in the same way as a Prince, no. They see it as fake. As a facade that they run and, well, more than lead. Direct. They have opinions. Strong ones. 
Immediately, he likens the Director to himself. And…when he was formed, he had some pretty objectionable goals. With the disappearance of the Playwright and the Child gone…with Roman gone…could this Director be a catalyst of some sort? Some other conflict-resolution member? Why would he be hiding in the woods? Why would he have waited all this time?
Had he been alone, holed up by himself, when the likeness to Roman faded away? Had the brown hair and brown eyes, charming voice and sturdy posture, faded away into something else without him understanding why? It had ostensibly been years since then, though the Sides only experienced it in mere months. Did Roman know about him? Or had Roman happened upon him? 
Did he get Roman to do this? 
Logan met his eyes in a quick glance. They must be thinking similar questions. 
They should get going. With a new player, there’s no telling what this Director would have Roman do. Even a name like that…gave implications.
“It sounds like a fair assumption, that Marlowe would know and wouldn’t say anything. He does seem the type to keep things close to his chest,” Janus quipped, shaking his head. “In any case, we should—”
The Artist’s fist collided with his snake eye before he could finish the sentence.
Janus was so surprised and there was so much energy rolled into the attack that he was knocked off his feet, stumbling backward and scooting away. Everyone was surprised; the Thief jumped to his feet, sword drawn immediately, while the Dragon’s tail wrapped around the Artist’s arm without warning. The Bard shouted, “DAVID!” in a scandalized way, just behind the Dragon while he pulled the Artist back. 
In a quick move, Janus was blocked by Virgil, whose arms were spread out in front of him. He leveled a glare at the Artist, panic and anger matched in tandem. Immediately, too, Patton hurried to Janus’ side, holding his arm and pulling him back even more into his own grip. 
The Artist’s eyes were wide, teeth grit in an angry, glaring grimace.
Virgil’s eyes were wider. His hands dropped in front of himself, preparing for the worst. If there were a fight, Virgil knew he could win. He wasn’t a fighter. Thomas wasn’t a fighter. But to protect one of them, he’d do fucking anything. 
“Don’t you fucking dare,” Virgil hissed, voice dipping lower in panic. 
Logan stood by the Damsel, who was watching the scene play out. He glanced at the stoic prince, shoulders and back straight as he surveyed the turmoil, and stood solidly besides him. There wasn’t much they needed to do. 
Even while he got yanked away, the Artist’s fists were shaking, and when the Dragon wrapped him in his arms, the Artist tried pulling himself out. 
“Let me go, you stupid fucking—fuck,” he snarled. The Artist pointed rough at Janus, who was doing his best to not look over. “Keep Marlowe’s name out of your manipulative fuckin’ mouth, snake!”
The Dragon just sighed, holding him a little tighter. He cast Virgil a look that was bordering on apologetic, and Virgil didn’t move a bit. 
Behind him, Patton held Janus’ shoulders gently. Janus hadn’t expected to be attacked, no sir. He knew Roman was pissed at him, so the advisors must be mad with him, but this was out of left field. This was unexpected. He’d messed up, sure, but this was uncalled for. 
Roman was insane. He wasn’t in his right mind. Janus was fine to just say sorry and move on. Roman just had to stop being a dramatic baby, pushing him away, LITERALLY PUNCHING HIM. 
“Oh,” Patton tutted, and his thumb brushed over Janus’ cheekbone as he cupped his face. 
It was a soft hold, and Janus couldn’t help but lean into it ever so slightly. His eye was puffing up already, he could feel it. 
“That’s gonna be a black eye,” Patton assessed. “Hey, Logie, can you take a look?” 
God fucking damnit. Patton was always so gentle, so caring. 
They weren’t dating anymore. That was behind them all now. 
Patton leaned into a squat, looking back at Logan for advice, and Logan blinked as if he were surprised. An opportunity to be helpful and dispense some information wasn’t going underutilized, however, so Logan knelt down beside them and inspected Janus’ face as well. While he moved — while the Artist’s struggling in the Dragon’s arms grew weaker — while the Damsel and the Dragon Witch watched — the Bard pulled out his ukulele. 
“We’re getting a little too riled up here, eh?” he asked the Thief, who was now hiding his face in his hands, head leant against the Bard’s shoulder. 
“There’s a lot to get riled up over, Denny,” the Thief’s voice was muffled in his hands. 
The Bard tutted and began to play his ukulele. The sound that escaped was smooth, resonating around the room, soothing like calm waves over everyone in the area. It pushed and pulled attention. He didn’t sing, but the ukulele’s tune did its own work, though a soft pink light danced between the strings and the Bard’s fingers. Maybe it was just his painted nails. Maybe it was something else altogether. He hummed along to the tune. 
It was easy to forget the Bard’s healing magic when you weren’t paying attention to him. He swayed side to side as the song loosened the Thief’s shoulders and alleviated the tension behind Janus’ cheek, lifting some of the pain. He waved his hand at Logan and Patton, trying to dissuade worry, but Patton held his hand. 
Patton just held his hand. 
Janus held back. 
Logan stood, reaching down to help pull Janus up as well. Once he was standing, Janus fixed his hat and rubbed the scales by his eye gently. It was going to swell and bruise, but whatever.
In the Dragon’s arms, the Artist’s pushing turned to shaking, body pressed against the Dragon’s broad chest. He rubbed the Artist’s back tenderly before just stranding there, swaying to the Bard’s music as well. He smiled weakly at Janus when they made eye contact. 
Maybe the music wasn’t even magic. Maybe it was just the power of a pause in the action, a break in the narrative, giving everyone a moment to collect their thoughts and feelings. The Artist had even begun to cry. 
The song began to slow, until the Bard plucked the final string. His humming lasted a little longer, but not by much, and he finally gave the Damsel a smile and a wink. 
The Damsel returned the smile warmly. “Thank you, Bard. Your-Your calming nature is always welcomed.”
The Bard attempted a curtsy in his seat, and the Thief snorted at his attempt. “My pleasure, Princey. I hope your eye feels alright, Janey, wouldn’t want that pretty face getting too hurt.”
So forward. But maybe he should expect that from the Bard. He’s not exactly the most subtle one, and he’s often one of the more forgiving, understanding, and kind ones. Janus was still a bit afraid to make eye contact as he stood behind Virgil. 
“I do,” he said, staring at the back of Virgil’s hoodie. “Thank you.”
“This is…fine.”
What?
Janus frowned, turning around. Patton and Logan to his either side, flanking him while Virgil still stood in front. While the threat of the Artist was gone, Virgil still seemed hesitant to let Janus and the other advisors talk face to face. 
“I’m glad,” the Damsel responded. 
His fingers drummed against his cane briefly before he pointed toward the Dragon Witch. “Guinevere. Are you able to take-to take us where you saw the other advisor?” 
“It’s going to work. I trust him. If he thinks it’s going to work, then it’s gonna fucking work.”
Janus turned around again. Someone was talking, almost begging something to be real. It wasn’t. It was a lie. 
He could hear someone lying to themselves, but everyone else was in front of him. It was so loud. They were lying about something very, very big, so big it was echoing. 
“I should be able to, but I don’t know where he lives,” the Dragon Witch explained, still planning with the others. “I can take you to the part of the edge where I saw him.”
Sometimes, he could hear it, when the other Sides told a lie. They were basically incapable of lying to him, he could hear that all the time, but when they were telling huge lies, he could hear it through walls. It was like a beacon drawing him closer. It was something to protect, for him. Something to hide.
He could hear someone lying to themselves. It wasn’t Roman, but it felt like Roman. He didn’t think he could hear the advisors like this, but it had been a long time since he’d been in the Imagination. And if the advisors had a part of Roman’s essence within them, then it stood to reason…
“Roman knows what he’s doing.”
Janus didn’t want to interrupt. He’d caused a lot of problems, and maybe he couldn’t identify them, but he knew they were problems. 
“That’s all we need,” the Damsel murmured. “If we poke around enough, we’re sure to find an-to find an entrance.”
“I hear someone,” Janus whispered, soft enough that only the other Sides around him could hear.
“It’s going to be perfect. This’ll….it’ll fix everything.” 
“What?” Virgil asked. 
“Oh, fuck off,” the Artist scoffed, and the Dragon shushed him harshly.
Janus’ brow furrowed. This plan. The person was trusting Roman and talking about a plan. This had been planned?
“Someone,” his voice was drawn out as he tried to focus on the voice. “Is lying.”
A brief pause floated over the group while they traded looks. Patton was the first to gesture around the room and ask, “Here?” 
Janus shook his head. “No,” he frowned at the ground.
“The kid’ll go away and-and Roman’ll be okay. It’ll be fine. It’ll be better than fine, Roman’ll be that much better. Without. The kid.”
Janus’ eyebrows raised. 
The implications were staggering, and the weight of the lie was getting stronger. Janus might be able to….
“I think the Director is lying to themself,” Janus stated, eyes wide enough to make his bruised one throb. 
“Can you hear it?” Logan asked. After Janus’ ability to hear and appear during heightened deceit was revealed during Roman’s previous breakdown, Logan had wondered how far reaching the ability went, and if it followed into the Imagination. It seemed as though it did. 
Janus nodded, then closed his eyes. He had to focus. 
“We don’t fucking need the kid. We don’t. We don’t, we don’t, we don’t, we don’t fucking need him.”
“I’m going,” Janus muttered. 
Then, he disappeared with a soft popping sound. Virgil flinched, turning around all the way, as if to confirm there was no one behind him now. “JANIE?!” Remus shouted in similar surprise, looking around. 
He hadn’t been very privy to the conversation, it seemed. Patton reached over, the lack of a hand in his making him search for Logan's. Luckily, Logan seemed aware, or at least he didn't seem to mind when Patton latched onto him. Virgil let out a long exhale and when he looked up at the other two, his determined gaze found two of the same.
The Damsel stood. With one hand, he patted Remus’ shoulder, and the other he used to lean on his cane. “We have to-We have to go, too, then,” he said, glancing at the Dragon Witch. “Please take us, Vi.”
“Of course, Prince.”
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okay seriously i have all variations of that cunt's name filtered in both post content n tags n yet tumblr insists on showing me her fugly mug. i thought this shit may've been an old blog glitch but it persists on this remade one. cringe-ass anglo wizard boarding school larp website.
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todayisafridaynight · 6 months
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sorry ill admit it ryuji asking daigo out on a takoyaki date's still one of the funniest bits from rggo
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em-bandaid-boy · 2 years
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Watching Spiderman movies all out of order
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eggs-can-draw · 1 year
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Byakuya and Kyoko on the slingshot what crimes will they commit
The most curse words Shuichi has ever heard in the span of three minutes
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tenshindon · 1 year
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I wish Gohan could gave a peaceful life.
yeah.........
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jrueships · 2 years
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John and Trae doing Drew League together and then losing is unfortunately cringefail but in character
I HEARD ABT THEM DOIN THAT AS A LIL TV BLOOP N I WAS GONNA POST ABT IT BUT I'M GLAD I DIDN'T CUS 😭😭
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.... yeah, on brand.. BUT HEY! they ultimately cringefail but they ultimately cringefail TOGETHER!! whatever way love works for ya ig 😭
#for all 3 of em#embiid rlly stay praying on others downfalls he goes on twitter n searches up his enemies names#JUST to get some scrap of ammo on them#THEN he went to play hoop against other innocent civilians himself n bullied them all#HOW JOHN THE FIRST NBA PLAYER TO FOUL OUT IN THE DREW ???#was he just not careful or sumn like you gotta play careful with these people bro they got a 9 to 5 job to go back to!!#how u expect them to drive a truck with a broken ANKLE john THINK john THINK!!#this not helpin ur case against the millions of hawks fans wanting you traded like every year 😭#BUT yknow they were in good spirits!#trae n john i mean#they were also super nice to everyone else even the guy that postered john congratulated#not gettin in fights like..... cough. demar.COUGH#i hope they had fun 😭 very them to lose tho very funny#'me and my boyfriend saw you from across the bar n he didnt like your vibes so we're gonna beat the shit outta u' vibes#but me and my boyfriend lose in this story#thats them hitting up drew league#like demar and lebron tho they comma too comma had gay s*x#i was there i saw it!!!!#but yeah end of the day conclusion ... john needs his floof hair back this never woulda happened to chokehold embiid john#im just sayin! what had to be said !!!!#i cant believe embiid rlly actually yea i can with his petty ass#thats why theyre so perfect for each other#wonder if john got any way to defend himseld#guess we'll wait n see!#indeed embiid#johnny collins#john/trae#john/joel#dont think i forgot abt them now..#ted asks
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