#implied cryptid batkids i guess

[puppetmaster13u]

Y’know what is one of my favorite things with batman, base or crossover? The mans has no idea how a ‘normal’ child is and just. Thinks all kids are Like That.  You have to remember that he’s not actively going out and searching for these kids, like 90% of them were already out as vigilantes or in Dick’s case sneaking out to try and commit a murder.  Literally all of his kids are like that and he just, does Not know what a normal child is supposed to act like. Has absolutely no idea that most kids do not gleefully beat the stuffing out of criminals for fun.  Which means it’s hilarious when the rest of his friends try to tell him that kids Aren’t Supposed To Do That

#dcu #dc #justice league #batman #implied cryptid batkids i guess #prompt? #prompts #batman and his 30+ kids who all forced their ways into his life #Whoever says Duke is the sane one is a liar #that kid literally had a gang of vigilantes #an entire gang #that he led #this thing is doubly so amusing if it's a dp crossover #what do you mean this eldritch space-ghost child isn't normal #he thinks it's fine #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #the batfam are the only ones who see nothing wrong with having the son of the time god/ghost living with them #it's free child/sibling #and then they get 3 entire new siblings

[puppetmaster13u]

Batman Au: All of the kids have not only their own vigilante outfits such as Nightwing or Spoiler but also their own batman ones. They're pre-made in case of emergencies and constantly updated.

The league have no idea that the batman they keep meeting are different people for a very long time.

#Bat(wo)men au #Justice league meets Batman and Batman and Batman and #Battle for the cowl is literally just a brawl for who gets to go first and for figuring out an order #They've all swapped out before #Usually if Bruce is sick or injured or if they need to learn how the JL or Watchtower stuff works #DCU #DC #Batman #batfam #implied cryptid batkids i guess #prompts #cryptid batfam