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tommy: okay, okay. what would... what would jim carrey do? from the hit film "liar liar" i watched last evening. what would-what was a film i watched recently? i watched toy story 2. what would woody do? what would woody do?
ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem... (echoing) wait... (normal) what would woody do? ive got an idea, got an idea, got an idea, got an idea, got an idea... (typing) THIS is what woody would do, this is what woody would do! (you got a friend in me starts playing)
tommy: ready boys? ready? easy dub, easy dub. ahem, ahem. (singing) YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME–AAAHHHH IT FUCKING SHOOTS FIRE IT SHOOTS FIRE!!!!! IT SHOOTS FIRE !!!!!! (panicked sounds) AHHH, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP... (sobbing) STOP!!! I WANNA–AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! STOPPPP!!!!!!! no seriously!!!
(you got a friend in me)
tommy: (sobbing)
(yeah you got a friend in me)
tommy: (heavy breathing)
(you got a friend in me stops)
tommy: okay, never again, never again, never again, never again, never again, never again, never again... okay. what would woody do–didnt work. lets think of the next character from toy story, what would they do, what would they do? what would buzz lightyear do? (hums)
tommy: okay... this is gonna be the way. (reading chat) jesse! jesse from breaking bad! oh no you mean jessie the girl–oh, we can combine them! jesse from breaking bad and jessie from toy story are the same person! how could–how could you be so blind! (laughs) has no one ever–has no one ever put that together?
george would not have lashed out like that if it wasnt a call coming from inside the damn house that hit close to home and imseriously going to blow myself up
bellogie this is so fucking awful whst did we do to deserve the qnf falling out😭