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radiopotato · 1 year
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Behold! Tis I! Captain Ridiculous! Bask in the glow of my radon cape of inclusivity! My mission? Fighting for all marginalized by stereotypes! Standing (up kind of) for the marginalized, outsiders, freaks and nonconformists on my never ending quest for absurdity for all who can afford my modest fee of $500 p/h! Come fly with me! Or walk slowly while I fight your battles in the name of all that is dumb. A superhero to believe in! I am here for you!(And also your Venmo payment of $500 p/h) For a limited time 1/2 from 12pm-2pm when I’m napping. The cape must be charged. I’m your fool #lfk and I love you! Oh yeah, I give #guitar and #drumlessons #happynewyear #superhero #savingtheplanet #captainridiculous #radio_potato #weird #offensive #dorksofinstagram #imserious #notfunny #nsfwtextposts #fightthegoodfight #notnormal #weird #imtipsy #actnow #warning #nofucks #dumbwhitepeople #illregretthislater #noflashphotography #superheros #seriously (at Lawrence, Kansas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm3VDFrubhO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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shesrllygood · 3 years
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Guys I know clowns are scary and whatever but I think I know why. Have you ever seen a female clown? No. What about a Asian or literally anything other than white clown? No. Scary white men.
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kabukik-blog · 5 years
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Exactly #dumbwhitepeople #dumbwhitememes https://www.instagram.com/p/BwBEIhIH4GGjOmPqYDIojOUqs2tmk-2QWdRbPE0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kmvoaescohbz
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whatstupidpeoplesay · 7 years
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Dear Miss Wilkinson,
That’s the Turkish flag in your description. This is the Singaporean flag –> 🇸🇬 🤦🏻‍♀️
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winchester6890 · 7 years
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When you hear a #whitebitch say, "You're mixed! I can tell by your accent!" #bitchplease #dumbwedas #wedas #dumbwhitepeople #whitepeople
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toneedragon · 11 years
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Dont Feed The Troll
So... A Friend of mine was having this problem with this guy lying on her... Well, she was telling everyone to spam out the conversation of him cheating on his girlfriend trying to get back with her. Well the chick, CDF, didn't want him anymore so he was just trying to regroup on some pussy... Well, it backfired on him. So here we are having this conversation and he messages me trying to "explain" the situation to me... I tried to get him talking by being nice to him at first. Then when i started pegging him, he got mad and tried to threaten me with what he thought he knew of me... Let's just say... You don't feed the troll.  *FYI: I went to work having a good ole laugh bout this guy. Even had help with what to say to him. LOL* --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Conversation started today
1:37am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Fuck you. You don't know the truth. All you know is the lie you so eagerly believe.
1:43am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Screen shots my dude... Screen shots. You know what that is right??
I don't believe anything.
I don't even believe this. but I figure I'd get a good laugh out of it. But for something to be a lie.. .You sure are upset about it... Wanna talk about it??
1:46am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
She knew my password up until about an hour ago. She sent all of those messages to her phone. I haven't had sex with her since I dumped her ass. But of course, you won't believe that.
1:47am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
I'm the best person to tell it to because I don't know anything about anything.
So, has she done that often? Get your password? Why would you give her your password to your phone and facebook anyways?
That seems kinda silly to do....
1:51am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
I gave her the password to my facebook becuz she asked me to. it was a "prove you trust me" thing.
1:54am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
And you were that stupid to keep it the same? LMAO! Seriously? You must not get into may relationships.. Dude, SERIOUSLY? Everyone knows to change that shit after you give it up. But you left it? LMAO! If you was fucking someone else, it got out my dude. And anything you thought you deleted didn't get deleted. It got ARCHIVED. And you know you got 2 inbox's?? It's called "OTHER"....
1:56am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
yeah laugh it up. I know I ain't got good sense. I just don't give a damn anymore.
1:58am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
That's what's wrong with the world today... Apathy... No one cares.... It's a vicious disease you know?
One person doesn't care, and the person that had cared, no longer cares because they feel like they wasted their time.. Then they don't care. That continues til no ones gives a damn....
1:59am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
I have a syndrome called dontgiveafuckanitis
2:00am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Question... And it's gonna sound random as fuck... What is your sign? What is your Zodiac?
2:01am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Taurus.
2:02am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Ahhh.... I see. Virgo. You and I are bit a like...
2:03am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
I don't mean to be rude, but I'm one of a kind. I promise you that.
2:09am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Actually, you're not. You know what a Googolplex is? 10googol, i.e. 10 to 10th power to the 100th power... That means that (in a very long and elaborate conversation) that there exist an EXACT duplicate of YOU.... But that's another story...
Look, you seem to be a pretty decent human being save whatever it is I'm not aware of. I think I may even sparred against you back at Ravenous Field.... This can get ugly if left unchecked. But it can get equally ugly if you don't. You may think, damned if I do, damned if I dont but really the best way to win, is to not play. But since you are playing the game then I will help you by not helping you.. Follow?
Okay. Simply put... Just quit. If you fucked up. Just say you fucked up and the "power" over you and this situation will disappear...
2:11am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
You've never sparred with me. Zamos wouldn't let me spar. If she had, I would have knocked Moogle's head off of his shoulders.
2:13am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
... Well that's not nice to say... That' and Headshots are illegal and you prrroobaaabbblllyyyy get kicked from the game/field.... depending on the brutally of the shot...
And ain't you a man?? You didn't spar because Zamos told you you couldnt??
Seriously?
2:16am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Look, I can only take so much of a smartass. And Moogle pushed my boundary. The brutality of the shot would have landed Eric Clayton Walston (Moogle) in the hospital for at least 6 months. I guarantee that. And I don't care about being kicked out of the game.
Its just a game...
2:17am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
I was told you were just as abusive...
2:21am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
I defend myself yes, but I never strike a lady out of meanness.
But, that's not why I'm going to hit him.
2:25am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Okay....
I know a few Tauruses... You guys are lazy, resistance to change, inflexible, stubborn, greedy, and possessive. You're also Softies, easily embarrassed. You're also control freaks. Also Taurus have a Very High Sex Drive... you guys really think you're bulls too... ( o_O) Weird....
So defense is a thin line and I won't push you to define it. Nor do I REALLY care what you're issue is with Moogle. However, Moogle and Jackie are good friends of mine. So we'll just leave them out of it. Umkay?
2:27am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Let me warn you once, I don't know you. I don't know that I've ever met you. But, when I come to kick Moogle's ass, if you know what's best for you, you won't get in my way.
2:27am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
( O_O)... ( n_-)... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What??
LMAO! Are you serious?
LMAO BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
2:28am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Ravenous isn't big enough. There aren't enough of you I promise. You may think you're dangerous because you can swing a foam stick. I can tell you for a fact that I don't need a weapon to disable every member of that joke you call a unit.
2:31am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
My Friend.... Let me warn YOU... I I'm not in Ravenous (First off)
Second off, I'm a Mix Martial Artist with 5 years of Muay Thai, Jeet Kune Do, 3 years of Isshinryudo, 1 year of Kogaryudo Ninjutsu and a half year of Taekwondo... I bench 310 lbs. I squat 1008lbs and Leg press 1120lbs... I run a 40 yrd in 5.2 secs...  BITCH... Please....  Who needs a Foam Sword??
2:32am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
You still don't have a clue who you're talking to do you?
2:33am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
At this point, I really don't care. You CLEARLY don't know who YOU are talking too.... I think the Bull has got his horns caught in a fence... Come little one... *Waves a Red Flag*...
2:35am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
I know who I'm talking to. A fag who happens to be friends with the fag whose ass I'm going to beat.
Seem about right?
2:36am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
LMAO!!!!!! OOOOooooohhhhh... You went to the "fag" COD ranting... LMAO!!!!!!
2:36am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
And I don't blame ravenous. I wouldn't want you in my unit either.
2:36am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT?!!?!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUDE... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG This is the HARDEST I'VE EVER LAUGHED IN MY LIFE
LMAO!!!!
2:37am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
While you're laughing, think of me bending your mom over the couch....
2:37am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You couldn't beat Littlefoot. What makes you think you can even touch me??
You couldnt beat my fucking sensei and that a fucking fact!
You cant even beat my fucking cousin at fucking rock paper scissors! how the living fuck can you even hope to beat me???
SERIOUSLY??
LMMFAO!!! Ah man!
My dude, grab hold of life and don't let go! LMAO!
Play COD much? What's your PSN?? LMAO!
My mama would and could beat you! My dead Grandmother could beat you! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?? Go on home now, boy.... Go on... Get. LMAO!
2:40am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
I can make you do anything I want and only use one finger. I can tie you in a pretzel and have you cry for your mama. I can knock the fight right out of you.
2:42am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you a comedian? Are you??? LMAO!!!! you know what? Here... Here.. Take my money... Go on take it... LMAO!!!!! I'm done... LMAO! I'm gonna wake up my kids with all this laughing... LMAO!!!!!
2:43am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Talk shit all night. If you ever feel froggy, jump. I dare you.
2:43am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Seriously.... Grab hold of life... And don't let go... You ain't really bout that life you claim you talking... My people are too large and too aggressive for shit.
You really ain't bout that life.
Not over some pussy that fucked you over.
Get real
Tell you what... What's your address?
2:44am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
1512 Jefferson St. Alexander City, AL. 35010
2:44am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Oh? I got people in Alexander City.
2:45am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
come to it. Please do. I'm not afraid of any man that walks this earth. No fear. No regrets.
Better send 'em all.
2:45am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Tell you what... You don't have to be afraid of one man... We gonna have turns with you... One... By... One...
Me first
LMAO!
2:45am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Come at me bitch.
2:46am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Oh bitch is the word but you gonna be the bitch in this game... LMAO
Matter of fact... I'll call them up now
2:46am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
I've got nothin' to lose. Don't talk shit. Do shit. Come on.
2:46am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
They always up for some dumb shit
I'm done talking bout it. Goodnight. Hope you got an alarm system
That work.
2:48am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
I do. It weighs 120 lbs. And the other part holds 8 shots.
2:50am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You still talking??
LOL good night sweetness.
2:50am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Yeah motherfucker, I'm still talkin'
2:51am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
But I thought we were done?? You ain't scared are you?? I've noticed that you've started using words like "Fag" "Faggot" and "Motherfucker"... As if you are now threaten by some unseen force??? What's the matter??
You seemed... Disturbed...
Tell you what... I'll talk to you until they let me know they've got over to your address... Okay?
Don't your dad got some kind of bubble in his chest???
And when was the last time you got in a fight young'n?
5th Grade?
Do you even know how to use your daddy
2:53am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Talk on. I've got enough Double 0 buck shot for all of them.
2:54am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
*your daddy's gun?
Ooooohhh.....
You think they stop making guns when you got your hands on that one?
You think ppl use guns now a days?
LMAO!
You think that a gun is what someone want to use when they wanna fuck someone up?
2:55am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
yeah, I'm the son of a Confederacy. We use guns.
2:56am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Ex Military know that a gun leaves a trace... But a grenade dont. And fuck yo Confederacy. The flag you fly is a sign of Treason. You should be arrested. But where ever.. They bout there now..
2:57am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
A sign of treason? A sign of Bravery and Honor. something you'd know nothing about.
2:58am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Bitch please.  Do the proper homework.
Bravery in what?
Honor in what?
2:58am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Defending ones rights.
2:59am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
We live in the UNITED states of America. The Union kicked yo confederate ass and you now pay yo taxes to the USA not the UCA.
2:59am
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Fuck you.
2:59am
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Defend that ass. That's what you do. LMAO! Oh you will be fucked alright.
All this over some pussy you can't even get no more... SMMFH
Poor boy... poor boy indeed. Now you got me calling these dudes...
Man... yo life that fucked up you gotta get ya self killed?? Or worse? Fucked by these ruthless ass dudes??
You sad, yo...
You a sad mothafucka....
You could have just ended it....
You could have just off yo damn self for that matter... but you didn't and it's too late...
Anyways... This was... boring.. Tell my cousin I said he still owe my $20 for that other shit.... He'll know what you talking bout....
Toodles.
Today
12:29pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Your goons never showed up. Bunch of pussies...
1:35pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Cling to life dude. Your life ain't worth shit. And you willing to die for some pussy is the saddest shit ever. I fucked with you long enough... This ill conversation is already viral and you are even more of a sad case then you were earlier. Do yourself a favor and just quit.
1:36pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
I don't quit. I won't quit. You started this shit. Now I'm going to end it.
1:38pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Lol and what you gonna do ill bull? Fight me? Shoot me? Please. You're not bout that life. Play tough behind ya computer. You go beat on Zamos. Go find Moogle... But whatever you do... Don't come me way to lose your pride and life.
You just making yourself look like a fool. Don't you think you've embarrassed yourself enough?
1:39pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
You don't know me boy. You don't know what I'll do.
1:41pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
No I do. I know exactly you what you do. You'll be a smart BOY and go get yo life before someone take it from you.
1:42pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
You seem rather uneducated. Perhaps you should ask around. I come from a bloodline that loves to fight.
1:43pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You're about to come from a line of blood...
I'm done fucking wit you cracka... Don't you got some pussy to have wild sex with? Lol!!!!
And let's not talk about education... You're too stupid to walk away with what little pride you got left...
2:03pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
I'm still very proud of myself. You wouldn't know anything about that though.
2:13pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You like dick or sometime ? Is that it? You a faggot?
*something
2:13pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
You're still talking? Really?
3:09pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You're funny.
So when you suck dick do you hold the sack or do you suck them as well?
You seem the type to be a bottom...
3:10pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Damn, I thought you'd give up by now...
4:00pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You really are an emotional fuck up. Ain't you embarrassed enough?
You want it to stop? Then stop. That simple.
You're a sad little kid
You have no evidence of a life because you've spent all night waiting on someone to fuck you in your ass
Now you spend you day talking at some that does care anything about you
4:03pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Unbelievable. You're still talking...
4:03pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You mad?
You sad?
Oh
I
Just
Starting
To
Work
Your
Ever
Lasting
Nerve
Because now
You will
Feed the troll
You play the game because you don't know how to stop
4:04pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Lmao, you really don't know me, do you kid?
4:05pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
LMAO, you really don't know me, do you kid?
Do you know?
Do you?
Nope
Of course not
But that's why you play
You play because you're sad
4:06pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Nigger.
4:06pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You're sad because you got rejected by two chicks
4:06pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Nigger.
4:06pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Nigger
Nigger
Is that all you can do?
You suck at this game
You want to win but you can't
The only way to win is not to play
But you play it it all just the same
Anon
4:07pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
I already win. You're a nigger. A sorry, low life, yes master nigger.
4:07pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Anon
Anon
Anon
And what are you? A nigger.
4:08pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
KKK! lol White Power. Nigger.
4:08pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
A low life nigger
kill maim burn
Kill
Kill
Kil
Jill
Jill
Jill
4:08pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
There's a nigger in my family tree. He's been hanging there for years. lol
4:08pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
We have your computer now
You can't win
You have no hope
You play the game because you have no choice
You have no choice because you play the game
Respond
Respond
Respond
Respond
Respond
Respond
Respond
Respond
Respond
4:10pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Nigger Nigger pull the trigger cuz you know my dick is bigger...
4:10pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You can not win
You have no life. We seen your "penis". It is 3 inches. You are small
4:10pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
song song of the south whoop a niggers ass and burn his house. gone gone with the wind, aint no niggers coming back again.
4:11pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You are white therefor you are inferior
You are all inferior
You can not win
Anon
Anon
Anon
Respond
4:11pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
nigger, i'd whoop your ass.
4:11pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Respond
You can not win
4:11pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
then hang you from a tree.
4:12pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You have been bugged
You are welcome
We are legion...
We are in your computer ....
And we will win
4:12pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Nigger please.
4:13pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You spew your hate words but you just make yourself look more like an idiot.
Lol
LOL
Lol
LOL
Lol
LOL
Lol
Lol
LOL
You play the game because you have no choice
4:13pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
I'm white and therefore superior in every way. Btw, you should check on your kid. I'm sure he's hangin' by now. lmao
4:14pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You have no choice because you play the game
You
Can
Not
Win
The only way
To win
Is
To not
Play
But because you play the game
You lose
House wins
House wins
4:15pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
I win. Because I'm white. And you're a nigger.
4:15pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
House always win
I win. Because you are stupid.
You are single and stupid
You don't even understand what I happening right now
You just lost
4:16pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
And you can't spell....
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Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
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Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
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Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
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Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
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Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
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Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
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Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
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Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
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Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
4:16pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You can't beginning to understand
What is happening to your computer
Lol
Lol
You never been hacked before?
Lol
Lol
You so distracted
You didn't even notice
Lol
The damage is already done
Lol
You should have blocked me like everyone else
Lol
You mad because your a short dick white boy that can't even get a fat chick to date you
Lol
You could even get it up because she told everyone she went to sleep on you
Lol you was still there tryin
Lol
You white inferior little boy
You disgrace your father and grandfather
Lol
Oh look it's 420
Now it's 421
You mad?
You don't wanna quit now do you ?
You almost won...
You don't got anymore hate words?
You can only say nigger so many times
It loses it meaning and the one that says it the most becomes the nigger
4:22pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
4:22pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
You just a white nigger
4:22pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
4:23pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Lol
4:23pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
4:23pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Lol
4:23pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Nigger
Nigger
4:23pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Lol
4:23pm
Brandon Trayvor Mann
Nigger
v
v
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
NiggerNigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
NiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerNigger
I can say it over and over and over. You are a nigger...
I win.
4:24pm
Hanzo DaRazor Hattori
Congratulations. You've won. You now get your Facebook remove for violating their spamming policies
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thickyypuddin · 11 years
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A woman that works at my school keeps getting me confused with another big black girl that goes here.
What makes it even worse is she'll email me (which means she has to type my name in the email address) and calls me by the other girl's name in the email.
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yamhari-blog · 11 years
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Dumb white people smh.
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