#inanimate insanity incorrect quotes

[objectshowincorrectquotes]

MePhone4: OJ, when you get to be my age-

Oj: YOU'RE TWENTY, MEPHONE!

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[kaisparklersticks]

Inanimate Insanity Incorrect Quotes, except it's EVERY CONTESTANT AND HOST >:] (If there are quotes with the host in them, as of writing this title I haven't generated the quotes yet

Candle: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." Nickel: … Nickel: What a stupid quote. Nickel: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

Suitcase, watching Fan and Nickel fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? Candle, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. Suitcase: Then… who’s the strongest out of you three? Fan: Candle. Nickel: Candle. Candle: Me.

Pickle: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here. Mic: OJ is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Pickle. OJ: I feel like Pickle is the more responsible one of us two though. Pickle: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control. OJ: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

Mephone: sees someone doing something stupid Mephone: What an idiot. Mephone: realizes it's Clover Mephone: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker Yin-yang: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: TestTube: …I did. I broke it. Yin-yang: No. No you didn't. Goo? Goo: Don't look at me. Look at Baseball. Baseball: What?! I didn't break it. Goo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Baseball: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Goo: Suspicious. Baseball: No, it's not! Lifering: If it matters, probably not, but Cherries was the last one to use it. Cherries: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Lifering: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? TestTube: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Yin-yang. Yin-yang: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Lifering: Yin-yang… Goo's been awfully quiet. Goo: rEALLY?! Everyone starts arguing Yin-yang, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Yin-yang: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Yin-yang: Yin-yang: Cherriesd. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Pepper: My bad, It’s a knee jerk response. Paintbrush, holding Paper's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???

#inanimate insanity #ii candle #ii suitcase #ii fan #ii nickel #ii mephone4 #ii clover #ii yinyang #ii goo #ii cherries #ii testtube #ii lifering #ii baseball #inanimate insanity invitational #meow #mewomeowmekewoewfo #kaisparklersticks #ii pepper #ii paper #ii #RAAAAAHHH #inanimate insanity incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #object shows

[maxphilippa]

If you ask them about their worst enemy:

Microphone: Her name is Taylor Swift.

Taco: The police. Yeah. Yeah, 12 is my worst enemy.

MePhone4: He was my... creator at my... conservative private christian boarding school.

Knife: That I'm doing better than that hoe.

Baseball: She was my kindergarten bully. She said, "did you even brush your hair today?" when we were in line!

Suitcase: My enemy is not a physical person. It's an spiritual entity.

Cabby: How much time do you have? How sad are you willing to get?

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[myspace-dot-com]

Balloon: You mother fucker... YOU JUST LEFT ME TO DIE!

Nickel: Top 30 reasons why Nickel is sorry: number 5 will surprise you!

Balloon: Top 30 anime deaths, number one: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

#incorrect inanimate insanity quotes #inanimate insanity incorrect quotes #incorrect ii quotes #inanimate insanity #ii nickel #ii balloon #source: real time fandub #source: snapcube #incorrect quotes

[silverboo]

TK is a Facebook mom

#inanimate insanity #ii nickel #ii tea kettle #inanimate insanity incorrect quotes

[lunaballoona09]

Sry about the janky pfps, the stupid app wouldn't let me edit them 😌 If u have a better "fake texting" app please dont hesitate to tell me 😫

This is based off an actual conversation in my gc—i have all my friends listed as II characters lmao. But i redid it for obvi reasons.

And dont ask about the context....🫢

#object show #object show community #object shows #osc #inanimate insanity #object show incorrect quotes #inanimate insanity incorrect quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Well, have you ever tried using a KRAANG-BLASTER?!?

Donnie: *Pulls out a giant blaster made of Kraang tech*

Leo, smiling nervously: Wow! Please don't point that at me!

#thank you for the submission <3 #submission #incorrect tmnt quotes #Source: Inanimate Insanity #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #leonardo

[stahp-right-there-peasant]

MePad, doing a survey: What does “take out” mean?  MePhone4: Food.  MePhone5C: Dating.  3GS: Murder.  4S: It can be all three if you’re not a coward. 

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[inanimationinsanitation]

Soap: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Knife: ...

Knife: I'm a knife?

Pickle, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

#his ass did not understand the question #ii knickle #inanimate insanity #ii soap #ii knife #ii pickle #incorrect quotes

[jewelofgems]

Cabby: Have you been trying to cheer me up this whole time?

Yin-Yang: Yeess, jeez! Don’t you know you deserve it? You…great person.

#inanimate insanity #incorrect quotes #ii cabby #ii yinyang #ii moral archives #thats the name right? #source: steven universe

[optimusprime3000]

Tarte Tatin: Well, have you ever tried using a DRAGON CANNON?!

Tarte Tatin: *pulls out her cannon*

Royal Margarine, smiling nervously: Wow! Please don't point that at me!

#cookie run #tarte tatin cookie #royal margarine cookie #incorrect quotes #source: inanimate insanity

[objectshowincorrectquotes]

Balloon: My boyfriend Nickel just moved my hair out of my face and tucked it behind my ear and then said to me "I look better than you"

#inanimate insanity #incorrect quotes #ii nickel #ii balloon #ii nickloon #inanimate insanity incorrect quotes #ii incorrect quotes #nickel x balloon #didn’t watch II in a while so don’t yell at me if this is wrong… #I still need to catch up 😭

[cakiette]

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part 1 site used for this :: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator ii incorrect quotes i generated!! Found some lying around long ago, and i got the idea to generate MOREE!!!

ft. Mepad mephone4 toilet mephone4s and mephone3gs

some r kinda out of character but shh its okeh

they r siblings tho ur honor HJSJHSHSHSHDHHDHE!!!

posting more later this shi is funn,, ☝️☝️

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[maxphilippa]

Knife: Leave that british woman

Microphone: Why?

Knife: Join my emo polycule band *points at Pickle*

#inanimate insanity #ii #inanimate insanity invitational #ii 2 #ii 3 #inanimate insanity incorrect quotes #ii incorrect quotes #ii knife #ii microphone #ii pickle #ii taco #ii knicropick

[thebaddexample]

My Inner Flame Interp.s' Incorrect Quotes: Part 1!! :D

(Only the ones I've revealed so far)

(By the way, this isn't really canon to the storyline I have/their relationships with each other, its just funny and shows off their personalities more :])

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Diamond, trying to prove he's better liked than Matchstick: Okay, if Matchstick and I were drowning, who would you save?

Lithium: You two can't swim?

Matchstick: It's a hypothetical question, Lithium. Who would you save?

Lithium: My time and effort.

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Lithium: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Diamond?

Diamond: Ew no!

Lithium:

Matchstick: I do.

Lithium: I know, Matchstick.

Matchstick: I'm traumatised.

Lithium: I know, Matchstick.

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Lithium: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Diamond, amazed: Wow...

Matchstick, to Diamond: Well what does that mean?

Diamond: I don't know.

Diamond, to Lithium: What does that mean?

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Lithium: I think I trust him.

Diamond: You think he knows what he's doing?!

Lithium: Oh, no, not that far.

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Lithium: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Matchstick, trying to annoy them: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Lithium: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Diamond: edible

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Matchstick, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Diamond, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Lithium: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Matchstick: playing systemic oppression

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Lithium: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Diamond: The cow???

Lithium: ...What?

Matchstick: Diamond, W H Y?

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Lithium: You have to apologize

Matchstick: Ugh!! Fine.

Matchstick, to Diamond: 'Unfuck you' or whatever

#inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #ii inner flame #ii matchstick #ii diamond #ii lithium #incorrect quotes

[silverboo]

Lightbulb: when I was a kid I heard the thing about if you eat seeds a plant will grow in your stomach, but I knew that plants needed soil so it couldn’t actually happen! So I ate dirt and seeds so I could grow a plant in me

Paintbrush: you WANTED to do that?

#ii lightbulb #ii paintbrush #inanimate insanity incorrect quotes #inanimate insanity