#incorrect Skyrim quotes

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Frea: Please beware, Miraak has a sweet tongue, but his intentions are evil.

The Last Dragonborn: You know, if you kiss him all the time, he'll be silent and won't do any harm . . .

Frea: *coughs*

Miraak: She's not wrong, though.

Miraak: *winks*

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[feykrorovaan]

Miraak:"Ah, so the first Dragonborn meets the Last."

Kaidan:"Oh no, I'm not the Dragonborn."

Miraak:*looks at Gore, Taliesin, Inigo,and Caryalind* Which one of you is the Dragonborn?

Taliesin:*rolls eyes and picks up my tiny Breton self*

Bonus:*Auri starts biting Miraak's ankles, while Lucien starts asking exactly 102 questions about the Merethic era and dragon priests*

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[actual-skyrim-quotes]

Dragonborn: They hate me because they want to be me

Lydia: Or because of the atrocities you commit

Dragonborn: You shut the fuck up

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[xjunkriidx]

Miraak: Go fuck yourself.

Y/N: Come over here and fuck me yourself, you coward.

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[skyrim-forever]

Cicero: The Night Mother gives her goofiest battles to her silliest goose

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[shivering-isles-cryptid]

Incorrect Skyrim Quotes

J’Zargo: I’m the Main Character

Brelyna: Girl, you’re the unreliable narrator

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[vodrae]

When you think about it, Alduin vs Last Dragonborn is just 2 siblings arguing, the Thu'um is litteraly a debate with some special effect

AldUwUin : DAD CREATED ME FIRST ! I GET TO EAT THE WORLD !

Dovahkiin : But I live there !

Alduin: That's who I am ! You're not even a Dovah !

Dovahkiin: NUH NUH NUH ! LAND AND WE'LL SEE WHO'S FAVOURITE ! JOOR ZAH FRUL !

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[ghostfacedbat]

LDB: It says to bake at 400 degrees for 10 minutes

Serana: What if we baked at 4,000 degrees for one minute?

Miraak: I can do that

Miraak: YOL--

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[daedrabait]

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[bougainvillea-and-saltwater]

Miraak to the LDB, most likely: In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't—*dramatic pause*—and I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid mask on? That's weird.

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[wellthebardsdead]

Serana: so yeah, my family is, screwed up. You? You seem like you come from nobility.

Caryalind: my father is the fascist leader of the aldmeri dominion. He killed my mother for attempting to foil his plans and for having an affair with a bosmer guard. I ran away from home to try to stop him and to help everyone he hurt…

Serana: oh I-

Inigo: my birth mother died saving me and my brother from being sacrificed. We were adopted by a lovely couple who also got killed protecting a caravan, my brother was slaughtered by 12 angry racists who wanted to pin a crime on us.

Serana: What?!

Tel: everyone forgot me. Or pretended to forget about me…

Serana: I-

Kaidan: the thalmor slaughtered my kin and I was raised by a drunkard nord who dragged me all across tambriel teaching me to survive and fight before I even learned to read. I became a drug addict and and fell in with a bad lot, the actions I did there haunt me to this day, and I spent the last year being violently tortured by the thalmor before the dragonborn saved me.

Serana: Hold on a moment I-

Bishop: I-

Serana: shut up. what is going-

Khash: I was raised by a nice Orc named Marlok, he taught me how to fight, how to hunt, how to sew on a button.

Serana: that’s sweet, is he-

Khash: he saved me the night he was killed.

Serana: ARE YOU A MAGNET FOR PEOPLE WITH TRAGIC BACK STORIES?!

Dragonborn: honestly, yeah.

Lucien: if it’s any consolation I have an excellent family life and a happy backstory.

Serana: I… well at least one of us isn’t completely traumatised.

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[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Brynjolf: Someone stabbed me and ruined my favorite jacket.

Karliah: Someone stabbed you?!

Brynjolf: Yes, but let's focus on the bigger issue. My jacket!

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[feykrorovaan]

Taliesin:"I have done nothing wrong in my life ever."

LDB:

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[actual-skyrim-quotes]

Sheogorath: Do you think the mortals would find it funny if I made Masser and Secunda disappear?

Akatosh: No. Also, why are you here?

Sheogorath: But it would be funny, right?

Akatosh: No, it wouldn't.

Sheogorath: Yes, it would. I'll prove it.

Akatosh: Sheogorath, please leave the moons alone.

Sheogorath: no <3

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[xjunkriidx]

Delphine: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Lucien: Nope, absolutely not.

Inigo: I hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through.

Kaidan: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Serana: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Y/N: I can’t wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could’ve changed that outcome.

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[orangevanillabubbles]

Memes I made about the poll

I’m sorry @incorrectskyrimquotes :(

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