Asra: Nadia! Guess who's here?
Nadia: MC?
Asra: Your husband
Nadia: I don't have a husband. Call the police
Lucio: Your ex-husband
Nadia: I'll call the police
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Oh, these troublemakers…
P.S. Hells, give some love to pt.2 <3
Part 1
Part 2: romantic edition
Part 3: romantic edition (you’re here)
Part 4
Part 5
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Asra's, Julian's, and Lucio's story arcs so far:
Asra: "I love you, I saved you, and I feel like it's my fault you died."
Julian: "I love you, I wish I saved you, and I feel like it's my fault you died."
Lucio: "You love me, you'll save me, and it's actually my fault you died."
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Julian : Hey, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Julian : Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Asra : Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Asra : The fucking satisfaction.
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Portia: Why is Ilya crying on the floor?
Asra: He's drunk.
Portia: And?
Asra: He saw a picture of MC's spouse.
Portia: But he IS MC's spouse.
Asra: I know.
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this is pretty old
but yk what they say
old but gold
just like lucio
(the bgs are straight from the game)
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Asra: I was pretty sure you would sleep in and forget to meet me this morning.
Julian: Wouldn’t have forgotten if I was sleeping with you.
Asra: But look at this- Jesus! Look at this outfit.
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Asra: a new study shows that having frequent interactions with birds can boost your mental health!
Mc, to Birblian: your gonna fix my whole life you little shit
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Portia: Stop! Put me down!! PLEASE!!!
MC, trying to put her on the Christmas tree: THE. STAR. GOES. ON. TOP.
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he is essentially a p0rn bot
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Valerius shared his wine in our first meeting, he definitely likes wizards
And yes, this is part 1
Part 2: (rOmAnTiC)
Part 3: romantic edition
Part 4
Part 5
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MC: Hey Ilya, if you ever need anything, just let me know, I’m here for you.
Julian: TOP ME THEN
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