#incorrect dames and dragons quotes

[incorrectdames]

Fran: As your merciful ruler, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be…

Fran: …Executed.

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[storiesxtold]

Rumple: What can I do for you, dearie?

Regina: Drop dead

Rumple: That is a strange thing to summon me for and I won't do it

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[rad-rat-with-a-tophat]

Corbin: having emotions...is cringe

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[incorrect-dragonball-quotes]

Vegeta: You fight almost as well as a man!

18 *breaking his arm*: Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you.

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[legendlarkpod]

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#Anonymous

[incorrectdames]

Faylen: For the first five years of my life, I thought my name was The Accident.

Torvah: It was a playful joke!

Faylen: You wrote it on my birthday cake!

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[incorrectdames]

Faylen: Today, Fran put a seashell to her ear and told me the ocean said I’m a nerd.

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[incorrectdames]

Faylen: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Corbin: Thank you.

Faylen: ? I didn't say it was a good thing.

Corbin: What I'm hearing is

Corbin: you think I'm funny.

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[incorrectdames]

- The Guardians

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[incorrectdames]

Guard: Sir, I was informed that you have pot on you.

Corbin: Oh, you mean this? [Pulls out flower pot.]

Guard: Oh, my mistake. What are you growing?

Corbin: weed.

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[incorrectdames]

Slake: I’m volunteering at the animal hospital!

Corbin: Animal hospital!?

Slake: …The animals are the patients.

Corbin, with immeasurable disappointment: That makes sense…

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[incorrectdames]

Maeri: I want you to look me straight in the eyes-

Laika: You can’t have me look at those eyes and expect me to be straight.

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[incorrectdames]

Corbin: That’s right! It’s a blast from your past, with that sass and lovely ass.

Corbin: [Strikes a pose.] Am I… Man enough for you?

Torvah: Why can’t you take this seriously!?

Corbin: Because that’s what you want, and I’m not gonna give it to you.

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[incorrectdames]

Corbin: to YOU it’s a ufo.

Slake:

Corbin: I know what it is

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[incorrectdames]

god (derogatory)

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[incorrectdames]

Faylen: i want to play hades irl

Faylen: and by that i mean i want to stand outside my father’s house and wave a sword around while calling him a bitch

Faylen: i’ve never played hades

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