Hatori: Any idiot would know that.
Shigure: I knew that!
Hatori: See?
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Clarke: Why are Murphy and Emori sitting with their backs to each other?
Raven: They had a fight
Clarke: Why are they holding hands then?
Raven: They get sad when they fight
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Hatori: What are you, 12?
Ayame: Yeah, on scale of 1 to 10.
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Let’s be honest, Yuki is way more terrifying.
Kyo:It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now rat boy.
Yuki:The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother you stupid cat.
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Hello
So as you might guess from my username, I make those incorrect quotes things. At this point i have only two incorrect quotes blogs, which are @incorrect-fruitsbasket and @incorrect-dragonmaids
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Akito: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!
Shigure: Mind your language
Akito: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Shigure:
Akito: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Akito : I prevented a murder today.
Tohru: Really? How'd you do that?
Akito : self control.
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Akito: Fuck.
Shigure: We've got to work on your cursing.
Akito: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already
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Kidnapper: We have your wife.
Kyo: What?! You have Tohru?!
Kidnapper: Yeah, she made us rethink our life choices and we feel really guilty now. Can you come pick her up?
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Shigure: Why are Tohru and Kyo sitting with their backs to each other?
Yuki: They had a fight.
Shigure: Why are they holding hands then?
Yuki: They get sad when they fight.
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Ayame: The floor is lava!
Kyo: [helps Tohru onto the counter]
Akito: [kicks Shigure off the sofa]
Ayame: As you can see, there are two types of lovers
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Shigure: The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
Akito: Shigure, what the fuck?
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Shigure: You may not know this, but I am a flawed person.
Hatori: I do know that. Basically everyone knows that.
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Akito: i have a fantastic memory. name one time i forgot something.
Shigure: you left me in a walmart parking lot like three days ago.
Akito: that was on purpose, try again.
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Shigure: We can explain.
Hatori: Can you?
Ayame: If you give us thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Shigure: Why are you on the floor?
Kureno: I'm depressed.
Kureno: Also I was stabbed, can you get Hatori, please.
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