#incorrect les mis quotes

[cx-shhhh]

Enjolras: Grantaire, you are incapable of believing, of thinking, of willing, of living, and of dying.

Grantaire:

#les mis #les miserables #grantaire #enjoltaire #enjolras #exr #les amis #les amis de l'abc #les mis memes #les amemes #incorrect les mis quotes

[just-a-plain-old-bitch]

Enj: *sneezes*

Ferre: Enj, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

~~~

Marius: *sneezes*

Ferre: Shut the fuck up.

#les mis #les miserables #incorrect les mis quotes #combeferre #enjolras #marius pontmercy #source: tumblr?

[always-tired-plshelp]

Grantaire: How do I tell Enjolras that I want him to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

#les mis #incorrect les mis quotes #enjoltaire #enjolras #grantaire

[sarahbobbie]

Grantaire: I’m like the yin to your yang, the wit to your wrath.

Enjolras: More like the hangover to my headache.

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[expired-applejuice]

Enjolras, staring at the national guard: Hmm that's a problem. But not my fault, I did everything I could.

Enjolras, looking at his dead friends: and you did too

Enjolras, to Grantaire who just showed up: also why are you still here

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[lalarose216]

How Grantaire ended up in Les Amis (Based off of a story my friend who reminds me of Marius told me)

Marius: Did I tell you about that time I met that drunk guy? So I was outside the Cafe Musain putting up posters, and this guy came up to me. And he said, "Hey, I'd like to learn more about all of this, and you seem to know a lot, could we maybe talk?" And I said, "Sure, we're having our meeting soon, you're welcome to come, or you and I could meet up afterwards," so we exchanged phone numbers and-- Eponine: No! Marius: No, he wasn't drunk then! Courfeyrac: Marius, we do not give our phone numbers to strangers! Marius: *sigh* Well, anyways, we finished the meeting, and I went out and saw him, and we were walking, and I was telling him all about how I'm a Bonapartist, but Les Amis is about republican revolution, and he was saying weird things like, "Hey . . . you almost tripped over that leaf!!" And I was just ignoring it all, until he fell on me, and I could just SMELL the alcohol. So, I took him back to the cafe, and said, "Stay here." Then I went inside-- Eponine: *snickers* Marius: --and I got Combferre and said, "There's a drunk guy outside." And he said, "Oh, no . . ." and got Enjolras. So, we went outside, but he was gone! Eponine: Surprise, surprise . . . Marius: But I had his number! So I called him and gave the phone to Enjolras, who was going, "Where is your location? Your LOCATION. YOUR LO--where ARE you--oh . . . oh?? You're on top of everything??" So there's this staircase in the building next door that leads to the roof, but it locks behind you. So he was stuck on the roof. I just let Combferre and Enjolras take over from there, and Grantaire's been coming to our meetings ever since. Eponine: *snickering* I wonder why!! Marius: What? Eponine: What?

@eponine-thenadier

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[lennonmccartneyofficial]

Cosette: *really bad at flirting* Umm, you smell really good.

Marius: *equally bad at flirting* Thanks, I use both of my nostrils.

#i will never let go of the fact that Hugo describes Marius as having passionate nostrils #whatever the hell that means #Cosette Fauchelevent #Marius Pontmercy #Marius x Cosette #Victor Hugo #Les Miserables #Les Mis #classic literature #classic lit #incorrect Les Mis quotes #incorrect classical literature quotes #incorrect classic lit quotes

[pontmercysamis]

*woman across the street getting robbed*

Marius: hey! get your damn hands off her!

Courfeyrac: really? you’re gonna threaten him by quoting “back to the future?”

#les mis #les miserables #incorrect quotes #incorrect les mis quotes #source: psych #marius pontmercy #courfeyrac #bold of us to assume marius would see that but #incorrect les miserables quotes

[accio-barricade]

Grantaire, gazing lovingly at Enjolras: He could kill me and I'd thank him.

Eponine, who'd heard this for the millionth time: I'd thank him too

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[polyjoly]

Joly, checking over Grantaire after he did something dangerous: Which finger am I holding up? Grantaire: Don't you mean how many? Joly: No. Grantaire: ....... Middle.

#grantaire #joly #incorrect les mis quotes

[cx-shhhh]

Grantaire: Shirts are like portals. You enter one hole nude and leave the next hole clothed.

Joly, sobbing: R, what the fuck.

#les mis #les miserables #grantaire #les amis #les amis de l'abc #incorrect les mis quotes #joly

[transrevolutions]

Enjolras: Grantaire has sent in a silly letter. We shall neither print it nor reply to him.

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[always-tired-plshelp]

Enjolras: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Grantaire, almost dying: Okay.

Courfeyrac: It's fucking summer.

#les mis #incorrect les mis quotes #enjolras #courfeyrac #grantaire #enjoltaire

[incorrecteponine]

Azelma: Can you help me get my bucket hat back from Gav?

Gavroche: I look better in it!

Éponine: You look stupid, but okay.

Grantaire: To be fair, he also looks stupid without the hat.

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[expired-applejuice]

Incorrect quotes part 4

Javert: hold the fuck up!

Les Amis: *hugs Grantaire aka their fuck up*

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Valjean: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Valjean: *turns around and helps Cosette through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Cosette.

Cosette: Okay.

-

Combeferre, trying to get Enjolras out of bed: Don't make me get the water bucket.

Enjolras: You wouldn't.

Courfeyrac: *walking past dripping wet* Yes, he would.

-

Montparnasse: What if fairies were real?

Jehan: What?

Montparnasse: Faries. What if they were actually real?

Jehan: W-wait...faries aren't r-real?

Montparnasse: Of course they're not-

Jehan: "tearing up*

Montparnasse: HAHAHA TRICKED YOU FARIES ARE REAL JUST KIDDING! Please don't cry I love you

-

Bossuet: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Grantaire, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Courfeyrac: ooh can I have some?

-

Bossuet: COURFEYRAC DID YOU EAT THE COOKIES I MADE

Courfeyrac: there was cookies?!

Bossuet: yes. And you ate them

Courfeyrac: no I didn't

Bossuet: then where are they?

Joly, walking in: *mouth full* these are some good cookies

-

Bahorel: I'm going to bed.

Feuilly: It's noon.

Bahorel: Time isn't real.

-

Enjolras: Grantaire, you risked your life to save me!

Grantaire: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. <3

-

Javert: Alright. Time for a new team-building exercise. We're going to put everything we love into this box.

Montparnasse: Can I put Jehan in the box?

Javert: No.

Courfeyrac: Can I put Jehan in the box?

Javert. No.

Grantaire: Can I-

Javert: No one can put Jehan in the box!!

Enjolras: This is a terrible team-building exercise!

-

Grantaire: So, you like cats?

Enjolras: Yeah, I do. They're cute.

Grantaire: *slowly pushes a glass of the counter*

-

Enjolras: Combeferre, I told you to take out the trash.

Combeferre: Oh, right! Sorry!

Combeferre: Courfeyrac, will you go on a date with me?

Courfeyrac:

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Combeferre: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Courfeyrac: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.

Combeferre: ...

Combeferre: You mean ring bearER, right?

Courfeyrac: ...

Combeferre: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

-

Musichetta: Isn't it amazing what friends learn from one another?

Joly: I learn a lot from Grantaire because he makes so many mistakes.

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Grantaire: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Bahorel: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Feuilly: everyone could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS theme song every 25 minutes.

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Grantaire: Whoa, you're being a little-

Combeferre, who hasn't slept in 4 days because he was studying: Truculent? Obstreperous? Recalcitrant?

Grantaire: I was gonna say "cray-cray".

-

Courfeyrac: You know you've made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go.

Enjolras: Courfeyrac... Those are our wanted posters.

-

Grantaire: The Ocean is a soup.

Combeferre:

Combeferre: Do elaborate.

Grantaire: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Combeferre: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Grantaire: *Tilts head*

Combeferre: The Ocean is a Soup.

Grantaire: The Ocean is a Soup.

-

Bossuet: Okay, it's obvious that you're not over this whole "Grantaire, you are incapable of believing, of thinking, of willing, of living, and of dying" thing, yet.

Grantaire: What makes you say that?

Joly: We found you in the park throwing rocks at children.

Grantaire: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?!?

-

Musichetta: How did you break your leg?

Eponine: Do you see those porch stairs?

Musichetta: Yes.

Eponine: I didn't.

-

Grantaire: Hey Apollo? If my apartment burned down would you let me stay with you?

Enjolras: Yes of course I would!

Enjolras: Wait... Grantaire?

Enjolras: Grantaire come back!!!

-

Bahorel: We both look very handsome tonight.

Feuilly: You know you could have just said looked good and I would have said "So do you?"

Bahorel: ... I couldn't take that chance.

-

Courfeyrac: What's the word for when your hands are bisexual?

Combeferre: Do you mean ambidextrous?

Courfeyrac: I'm in love with you.

-

Valjean: so I have this rock, it's very beautiful. Javert gave it to me.

Fantine: I watched him throw it at you

Valjean: he's very sweet.

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[lalarose216]

Eponine: you’re a lot more innocent than you realize.

Marius: *scoffs* I mean, I know what cocaine is.

#Marius #marius pontmercy #eponine #incorrect les mis quotes #les mis #les miz #les amis #eponine thenardier #an actual conversation I had with a friend who reminds me of Marius